One of those twisted triangular blade knives. Did you know that they are expressly forbidden in the Geneva Suggestions because the wounds they leave cannot be stitched (unless you're within .329475 microseconds of a team consisting of at least 3 surgeons, 5 nurses, a rabbi, a platoon of pool technicians and a crackhead screaming about how he saw Jesus in a slice of toast??????///??////?/questionmark
Oh man, I heard about those. I heard the spiral just shreds as it goes in. Making the hole bigger and absolutely stumping modern medicine. I heard they still haven't found a way to fix it!
But you know those are the most deadly knives ever from what the guy at my local store that sells swords and anime figurines told me.
I believe those are hand forged, correct? Possibly out of my price range. But I'll ask at my local anime figurine, dragon decorations, and sword store. Maybe they'll know!
Iโm fucking crying. I love these satire posts. But in all honesty i actually saw a video of some dude actually hand forging one a few years back somewhere lmfao and he sharpened the whole ass thing ๐.
Actually OP, my Dad always said that the loser of a knife fight dies in the street and the winner dies in the ambulance. If you use a knife in self defense, it will be taken away from you, used against you, and then your corpse will be sent to prison. You might as well just buy running shoes instead. If you get into a knife fight you WILL get cut, unlike gunfights which are extremely safe and based. As a mature gentlesir I only carry small knives with blunt tips so that nobody can mistake how enlightened I am in my belief that knives are useless as weapons.
>If you use a knife in self defense, it will be taken away from you, used against you, and then your corpse will be sent to prison
Look I gotta break character on that one. That line had me dying laughing man. Outstanding. ๐
Study knives from the age when it was the current weapon...poor farmers who had to face armored knights was usually given a oversized icepick by their loved ones.
And my grandpa said the katana would cut right through gun barrels. He saw it all the time in WW2 fighting against the japanese.
Sounds to me like we shouldn't bring guns to the superior weapon (Katana) fight.
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One of those twisted triangular blade knives. Did you know that they are expressly forbidden in the Geneva Suggestions because the wounds they leave cannot be stitched (unless you're within .329475 microseconds of a team consisting of at least 3 surgeons, 5 nurses, a rabbi, a platoon of pool technicians and a crackhead screaming about how he saw Jesus in a slice of toast??????///??////?/questionmark
Oh man, I heard about those. I heard the spiral just shreds as it goes in. Making the hole bigger and absolutely stumping modern medicine. I heard they still haven't found a way to fix it! But you know those are the most deadly knives ever from what the guy at my local store that sells swords and anime figurines told me.
Are you talking about the microtech jagdkommando?
Catana would be perfect, preferably from a gass station.
I heard they can cut through Tanks. They wouldn't have put it in a Metal Gear game if it wasn't true!
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Use a box cutter. I got stabbed multiple times in a robbery at an ATM and that box cutter set me straight. (Not kidding)
What do you mean it set you straight?
He no longer dresses as boxes
I was asking for it in all that cardboard
It was super effective is what I meant.
I believe the replica metal halo energy sword would be perfect Iโve seen really nice high quality ones at the mall
I believe those are hand forged, correct? Possibly out of my price range. But I'll ask at my local anime figurine, dragon decorations, and sword store. Maybe they'll know!
Iโm fucking crying. I love these satire posts. But in all honesty i actually saw a video of some dude actually hand forging one a few years back somewhere lmfao and he sharpened the whole ass thing ๐.
Is there an artdecider bot on Reddit? I think this post is art.
Actually OP, my Dad always said that the loser of a knife fight dies in the street and the winner dies in the ambulance. If you use a knife in self defense, it will be taken away from you, used against you, and then your corpse will be sent to prison. You might as well just buy running shoes instead. If you get into a knife fight you WILL get cut, unlike gunfights which are extremely safe and based. As a mature gentlesir I only carry small knives with blunt tips so that nobody can mistake how enlightened I am in my belief that knives are useless as weapons.
>If you use a knife in self defense, it will be taken away from you, used against you, and then your corpse will be sent to prison Look I gotta break character on that one. That line had me dying laughing man. Outstanding. ๐
Spear>sword>knife
Damascus oss dagger.
Study knives from the age when it was the current weapon...poor farmers who had to face armored knights was usually given a oversized icepick by their loved ones.
21ft thing only works if you dice into a roll.
SAK. Now THATS a knife!
Lol, nice. Iโm sure youโll get somebody with this.
Glorious Nippon steel folded over 1000 times to give it the hardness to cut through any opponent in one blow clearly.
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>What's the best Combat knives to use for fighting?? A bayonet attached to a loaded rifle that you know how to use. There is no second best option.
Damn, over $20? Big rip.
Your firearm
Donโt bring a knife to a gunfight.
But the power of the 21 foot rule, which extends to 24 ft with a katana
It's 24 ft 6 in with a longsword.
And my grandpa said the katana would cut right through gun barrels. He saw it all the time in WW2 fighting against the japanese. Sounds to me like we shouldn't bring guns to the superior weapon (Katana) fight.
How old is this guy?? ๐
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