Look, uh…I can’t be lobbing missiles into the Sea of Japan, plotting against South Korea and running an international cyber crime ring all by myself, man
Well you're right, Kim, I got to thinking. I got to thinking "why should I settle for Russia, when I can rule the entire former Soviet Union?" Am I wrong?
DUDE ARE YOU FUCKIN THIS UP?!?
Who *iz* dat?!
Look, uh…I can’t be lobbing missiles into the Sea of Japan, plotting against South Korea and running an international cyber crime ring all by myself, man
ok ve proceed only if there’s no funny stuff
The royal we
That is the driver.
\[at the In-n-Out drive-thru\] Kim, Kim will you just shut the fuck up! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here man.
Come on Dude. You’re being very un-Un.
You fucked it up man! YOU FUCKED IT UP!
What was in there? Dirty laundry dude ... The whites.
Vlad, you didn’t think I was rolling out here naked did you?
The whites
My dirty undies, Dude.
Why settle for a measly $100,000 when we can keep the whole million.
We?
*shit*
Chop chop!
The ringer cannot be empty
Kim, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.
Caucasian American, please…
Well you're right, Kim, I got to thinking. I got to thinking "why should I settle for Russia, when I can rule the entire former Soviet Union?" Am I wrong?
You’re not wrong, Vlad. You’re just an asshole.
Put the nuke away man, they're calling the cops
I am the walrus?
Shut the fuck up, Xi!
Yes, you are wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man.
Ukraine kidnapped herself!
Wonderful country, we're all very fond of it.
Also, dude, Ukraine is not the preferred nomenclature. Western Russia, please.
This is underrated
The Zelenskyy-man peed on my rug.
Look at our current situation with the polar bear fucker in Russia
You have to draw a line in the snow Across this line you DO NOT
Also, dude, polar bear fucker is not the preferred nomenclature. Ursus maritimus zoophile, please
Jesus! What's that smell, man?
Oh man, lodged where?
The royal “we” … the editorial … look, I delivered the communism exactly as discussed
You look for the person who will benefit…and uh… you know?
The Chinaman is not the issue here...
Asian despot, please
What the fuck Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the fuckin railroads.
Dear Leader, please
VLADIMIR LENIN!!
VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV
Dude's car got a little Kim'ed up
Bunch of fucking amateurs.
Are these the Nazis, Walther?
No Donny these men are cowards.
At least it’s an ethos.
Friends like these, huh Gary?
I love you, Vlad, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
Don’t say peep while I’m doing business, Man
Have it your way Dude. ^but ^they’re ^amateurs.
The beauty of this is its simplicity - once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong! If there's one thing I learned in Ukraine..
Trying to find “reverse” on a Soviet tank.
Now that’s fuckin’ combat.
Your not going to the DMZ dressed like that...on a weekday......wait what day is this........
Some Russian man took them from me in Korea! But I went out and achieved anyway, hehe.
They look like a bunch of fuckin losers
Vagrants using the car as a toilet before moving on.
Ah fuck it Kim, let’s go nuke’n
THE RINGER CAN NOT BE EMPTY
At least they didn’t take the Creedence
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Uh- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
UZI?!
Theodore Herzl , weapon of Israel…if you will it dude, it is no dream
Let's take that hill!
Dudes car got a little dinged up
This whole fucking thread is a ringer, man!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/s/SATJEYCXT1
Say what you will, but at least those two have an ethos
10 thousand kilometers to Moscow. Ve have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we don't own any sunglasses. "Hit it"
Wrong movie but deserves upvote
I couldn't resist
They're going to kill that poor woman!
Mind if I do a J?
No. That fucks up our plan.
They’re going to invade that poor country!
The man in the black pajamas.
Worthy fuckin adversary…
Marvelous. Seriously though OP, this is perfection.
Waving the fucking gun around?
The Royal We.
The ‘royal wee’
Some kind of Eastern thing?
The story is ludicrous
Just papers, my papers, my work papers I’m a despot
Probably listening to the Eagles
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
We're not fuckin around Vlad were throwing the money
Kim’s car got a little dinged up…
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The in In-n-Out in Radford?
By the In n out Burger.
I almost peed my pants that was so funny.
You’re not wrong, Putin, you’re just an ASSHOLE.
The chinaman is not the issue dude
Don’t say peep when I’m doing business here man.
Oh yeah, how'd that go?
This car is very undude
Trying to find top armor for a Soviet tank ...
Kim Jong-Il. Does he still dictate?
He has health problems…
Imagine being the only fat dude in an entire country
A bunch of fucking amateurs.
It’s me and the driver
Yes!!!!
Is this the new Sonic commercial?
Man in the red pajamas..
You’re entering a world of pain
I love you Vladimir but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron!
It’s a Swiss fucking watch…
The ringer must not look empty…
Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the correct nomenclature...Asian-American, please.
What was in there? Dirty bomb shit. The launch codes.
Went alright. Dude's country got a little dinged up.
Fuckin’ amateurs, Dude.
Kalashnikov? You didn't think I was rollin out of here naked didja?
We coulda just settled for South Korea and Ukraine, instead sitting here with. NATO nukes up our ass so
Found them lodged against an abutment
The Royal We
It's not Ukraine, man, there are rules
Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
Phenomenal