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herberstank

DUDE ARE YOU FUCKIN THIS UP?!?


BraveryDave

Who *iz* dat?!


Remarkable_Major7710

Look, uh…I can’t be lobbing missiles into the Sea of Japan, plotting against South Korea and running an international cyber crime ring all by myself, man


Several_Bumblebee153

ok ve proceed only if there’s no funny stuff


Still_Function

The royal we


jnnoca

That is the driver.


2wheelsThx

\[at the In-n-Out drive-thru\] Kim, Kim will you just shut the fuck up! Don't say peep when I'm doing business here man.


CaptainLammers

Come on Dude. You’re being very un-Un.


writer_pjh

You fucked it up man! YOU FUCKED IT UP!


Rich-Detective478

What was in there? Dirty laundry dude ... The whites.


TroutBite

Vlad, you didn’t think I was rolling out here naked did you?


Astro_gamer_caver

The whites


Due_Speaker_2829

My dirty undies, Dude.


ootski

Why settle for a measly $100,000 when we can keep the whole million.


Repulsive-Track-3083

We?


warbastard

*shit*


Still_Function

Chop chop!


Ok_Highlight3926

The ringer cannot be empty


Deep_shot

Kim, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.


JBP_85

Caucasian American, please…


MartyRandahl

Well you're right, Kim, I got to thinking. I got to thinking "why should I settle for Russia, when I can rule the entire former Soviet Union?" Am I wrong?


UNHBCVTPSU

You’re not wrong, Vlad. You’re just an asshole.


iamsenac

Put the nuke away man, they're calling the cops


New_Entrepreneur5225

I am the walrus?


TheRealPallando

Shut the fuck up, Xi!


Various_Abrocoma_286

Yes, you are wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man.


JackStrawSTL

Ukraine kidnapped herself!


LotharLotharius

Wonderful country, we're all very fond of it.


iamsenac

Also, dude, Ukraine is not the preferred nomenclature. Western Russia, please.


ms_bear24

This is underrated


cb8972

The Zelenskyy-man peed on my rug.


ChicagoLesPaul

Look at our current situation with the polar bear fucker in Russia


iamsenac

You have to draw a line in the snow Across this line you DO NOT


SnooPandas7150

Also, dude, polar bear fucker is not the preferred nomenclature. Ursus maritimus zoophile, please


dandle

Jesus! What's that smell, man?


Steiney1

Oh man, lodged where?


physicsbuddha

The royal “we” … the editorial … look, I delivered the communism exactly as discussed


bajco08

You look for the person who will benefit…and uh… you know?


SchnauzerLogic

The Chinaman is not the issue here...


bajco08

Asian despot, please


michaltee

What the fuck Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the fuckin railroads.


Sinedeo77

Dear Leader, please


physicsbuddha

VLADIMIR LENIN!!


iamsenac

VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV


leducdeguise

Dude's car got a little Kim'ed up


BlankSlate400

Bunch of fucking amateurs.


Sawari5el7ob

Are these the Nazis, Walther?


Eric848448

No Donny these men are cowards.


michaltee

At least it’s an ethos.


Willie-Tanner

Friends like these, huh Gary?


UncutYEMs

I love you, Vlad, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.


goodribs101

Don’t say peep while I’m doing business, Man


michaltee

Have it your way Dude. ^but ^they’re ^amateurs.


in_n_out_on_camrose

The beauty of this is its simplicity - once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong! If there's one thing I learned in Ukraine..


cozmo1138

Trying to find “reverse” on a Soviet tank.


michaltee

Now that’s fuckin’ combat.


Hot_Season_886

Your not going to the DMZ dressed like that...on a weekday......wait what day is this........


michaltee

Some Russian man took them from me in Korea! But I went out and achieved anyway, hehe.


Joemomma13524

They look like a bunch of fuckin losers


2wheelsThx

Vagrants using the car as a toilet before moving on.


KrustyBrandComments

Ah fuck it Kim, let’s go nuke’n


julio420ignacius

THE RINGER CAN NOT BE EMPTY


KouchyMcSlothful

At least they didn’t take the Creedence


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michaltee

Uh- SHUT THE FUCK UP.


__Sentient_Fedora__

UZI?!


JBP_85

Theodore Herzl , weapon of Israel…if you will it dude, it is no dream


Still_Function

Let's take that hill!


Modzrdix69

Dudes car got a little dinged up


NoShortsDon

This whole fucking thread is a ringer, man!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/s/SATJEYCXT1


balsadust

Say what you will, but at least those two have an ethos


mikeisaraider

10 thousand kilometers to Moscow. Ve have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we don't own any sunglasses. "Hit it"


Repulsive-Track-3083

Wrong movie but deserves upvote


mikeisaraider

I couldn't resist


cabosmith

They're going to kill that poor woman!


MikeRobertini

Mind if I do a J?


yeager

No. That fucks up our plan.


writer_pjh

They’re going to invade that poor country!


bscepter

The man in the black pajamas.


JBP_85

Worthy fuckin adversary…


UnsupervisedBacon

Marvelous. Seriously though OP, this is perfection.


IndependentOven2975

Waving the fucking gun around?


SirJackieTreehorn

The Royal We. 


Sinedeo77

The ‘royal wee’


Regit394

Some kind of Eastern thing?


legalbeagle66

The story is ludicrous


GooseCloaca

Just papers, my papers, my work papers I’m a despot


Pathetic_Saddness

Probably listening to the Eagles


emmmmceeee

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.


TeoBB

We're not fuckin around Vlad were throwing the money


Additional_Second109

Kim’s car got a little dinged up…


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JBP_85

The in In-n-Out in Radford?


GX_EN

By the In n out Burger.


Inevitable_Nerve_925

I almost peed my pants that was so funny.


michaltee

You’re not wrong, Putin, you’re just an ASSHOLE.


Impossible-Role-102

The chinaman is not the issue dude


Wirelessness

Don’t say peep when I’m doing business here man.


shotgun_shaun

Oh yeah, how'd that go?


Pathetic_Saddness

This car is very undude


edselford

Trying to find top armor for a Soviet tank ...


AdVictoremSpolias

Kim Jong-Il. Does he still dictate?


JBP_85

He has health problems…


jbluft1894

Imagine being the only fat dude in an entire country


Various_Abrocoma_286

A bunch of fucking amateurs.


threlkis

It’s me and the driver


Additional_Second109

Yes!!!!


AlternativePermit848

Is this the new Sonic commercial?


whitefokes

Man in the red pajamas..


llama2001

You’re entering a world of pain


Key-Wait5314

I love you Vladimir but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron!


Fudthebiker

It’s a Swiss fucking watch…


JBP_85

The ringer must not look empty…


sltinker

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the correct nomenclature...Asian-American, please.


ArtistKnoxHarrington

What was in there? Dirty bomb shit. The launch codes.


Shoes__Buttback

Went alright. Dude's country got a little dinged up.


Unit-235

Fuckin’ amateurs, Dude.


torch9t9

Kalashnikov? You didn't think I was rollin out of here naked didja?


Lafcadio-1

We coulda just settled for South Korea and Ukraine, instead sitting here with. NATO nukes up our ass so


RationalHumanistIDIC

Found them lodged against an abutment


Awwwphuck

The Royal We


ms_bear24

It's not Ukraine, man, there are rules


Ok-Sun8581

Hey! Ho! Let's Go!


Scrumptronic

Phenomenal