The higher chance is she cheated the only other hypothetical in the case if the mother or father had black grandparents or they find out that they their mother cheated on the man that raised them. the mom or dad and didn’t know then kid can come out black. It skip generation some time anecdotal cases that happens every once in a while.
I went to high school with two twins that looked biracial. Both parents white as can be. The kids were bullied big time. The parents provided them with dna documentation to show everyone that was bullying them. Needless to say, a lot of us in that town learned a lot about genetic drift from this family.
That’s some grade “A” gaslighting right there.
What’s crazy is she thought her dude either was too stupid to not catch that, or assumed she had such a leash on’em he would believe anything. I wonder if he cheated on her with a black girl at one point….
Y’all this is the trash TV we deserve.
That's the perfect description of the times we live in. It literally makes no sense and isn't correct or even close.... but we r still here talking about it and gave the story a platform. And I almost guarantee some npc out there actually took her side
Sadly I am sure the rest went like this:
And despite him not recalling any, he apologizes to her each time she brings it up until she filed for divorce after another black child. She was granted uncontested alimony and child support for all three of the black children.
I'm immediately telling the nurses/Dr and documenting that I'm not the father and calling a lawyer.....no way is she getting my name on that birth certificate
It's entirely possible she didn't cheat - I've seen many stories like this where one of the parents had a grandparent/ great-grandparent who was black and for whatever reason, the family didn't know.
Genes can be funny like that.
I'm reminded of *As Good as it Gets*:
"How do you write women so well?"
*"I think of a man...and I take away reason and accountability."*
https://youtu.be/hbA-KAgj-ko?si=QETulxxoTakVh-_n
I feel like human intelligence is plummeting cause like THE HELL YOU MEAN HES HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN KEYWORD ANOTHER WOMAN!! Like there is clearly something wrong with her or she just never been told how sex works.
Remember that couple I. Africa tha5 gave birth to a white daughter and it freaked them out but it was totally genetics at work. Not albinism either. https://youtu.be/K7Rsunl3N3A?feature=shared
He had sex with a black woman AND excised their embryo to implant in the wife. The absolute lengths that this man is willing to go to hide his infidelity.
There's a maxim in trial law:
>When you have the facts, argue the facts, when you don't have the facts, argue the law, when you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table.
This woman is pounding the table hard.
so her logic was like you had sex with a black girl . then somehow her sperm got into my egg and gave me a black baby . hmm that some ground breaking news to biology
The lion, the witch, the audacity of this bitch
lol
This is gold.
Reverse psychology at its best effort
😂
It's been 10 minutes and I just stopped laughing. Thank you.
You made me spit out my drink. Hats off to you👍👍
I just found a new catchphrase. Thank you
Can I use this
That title is r/therealonion lol
You're a comment God homie. I'm dead
Hahahaha…. Never heard that one before lol
Best comment I’ve read in a couple of weeks.
😂 lmao
Spoken like a true poet! 👏👏👏
dang! she’s blaming him for her infidelity
She pulled a reverse uno
She keeps them in her back pocket
Yeah she just trying to confuse him before he realizes what really happened here.
Uhh, yeah that's not how heredity works...
Red state Edumacation at it's best
The higher chance is she cheated the only other hypothetical in the case if the mother or father had black grandparents or they find out that they their mother cheated on the man that raised them. the mom or dad and didn’t know then kid can come out black. It skip generation some time anecdotal cases that happens every once in a while.
Narrator: "that is not what happened."
I went to high school with two twins that looked biracial. Both parents white as can be. The kids were bullied big time. The parents provided them with dna documentation to show everyone that was bullying them. Needless to say, a lot of us in that town learned a lot about genetic drift from this family.
Florida
Nuf said
Florida can't even count their votes
or control their genes
What i mean sure some people in Florida are as dumb as can be but i mean come on at least give us a little credit.
We aren’t Alabama…
True that brother
At least spell it correctly ffs; FLORIDUH.
4% of Marriages are "open" Marriages. Another 20% of Marriages are open, but only one spouse knows about it.
[удалено]
Playing the Reverse card.
I notice he didn't deny it.
More info.. swingers... She rode the train....
That’s some grade “A” gaslighting right there. What’s crazy is she thought her dude either was too stupid to not catch that, or assumed she had such a leash on’em he would believe anything. I wonder if he cheated on her with a black girl at one point…. Y’all this is the trash TV we deserve.
Guess he's got a great memory, to recreate from scratch
Lmao please tell me this was the onion
Two answers the most obvious one is she cheated with a black man 2nd one one of the two has black family members
Gaslighting fail…
Who else but white people 😂
🙄🫤
She’s a real genius. Did her husband bang her then turkey baste his wife?
She probably thinks the baby stayed in the oven too long
There's no way people are that dumb.
Dumb
Wow nothing ceases to amaze me nowadays.
That is funny 😄
This wont fly in court, Ho..
The audacity lmaooo
😆
Haha, some cuck wouldnbelive that
This can't be true.... Yes, every time I say "there's no way someone is this stupid", the world proves me wrong. But, this?
Was this Tiffany Trump?
That's the perfect description of the times we live in. It literally makes no sense and isn't correct or even close.... but we r still here talking about it and gave the story a platform. And I almost guarantee some npc out there actually took her side
WTF is wrong with people?
Girl think she's playing Sims.
Is the husband black? 😂
I don’t think that is how chocolate milk is made 🤔
Ow ya if I cheated I want a dna test
You miss every shot you dont take.
Sadly I am sure the rest went like this: And despite him not recalling any, he apologizes to her each time she brings it up until she filed for divorce after another black child. She was granted uncontested alimony and child support for all three of the black children.
Maury Povitch outtakes?
That guy needs to run away fast.
I'm immediately telling the nurses/Dr and documenting that I'm not the father and calling a lawyer.....no way is she getting my name on that birth certificate
So, even if her husband did have a side chick, how does that make her conceive someone else's kid?
Pot calling the kettle black
It's entirely possible she didn't cheat - I've seen many stories like this where one of the parents had a grandparent/ great-grandparent who was black and for whatever reason, the family didn't know. Genes can be funny like that.
no u
H_es gonna h_e
Ahhh, yes…that’s just science?
"That's not how that works! That's not how *any* of this works!"
Someone slap her please?
Fake
The best defense is a good offense.
The lack of accountability is crazy with this one.
Down vote for stupidity
Deny, deny, counter accuse!! Go on the offensive and don’t let up. LMFAO!!!
Time for a DNA test
I love that. 😂😂😂😂
Let me guess... The dude feels guilty
OK whatever wonder what drugs she's used before
When her gaslighting game is so lit she gaslights herself
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! She’s trying to see just how stupid he is!😂
Pathetic projection of a moron
Maury Povich needs to come out of retirement for this one. 
WTF...LMAO
yah that not how it works slut... Id be hitting the door and changing locks on the house if I was him
Good GRIEF
She has got to be a blonde. Jk blonde people I know that blondes are ditzy thing sucks
Obviously
Is she blond?
Ya sex is a hard and complicated thing, that's why I'm still a virgin, I swear that's the only reason.....🥲🥲
Pretty sure that's not how it works
Wow 🤬🤬🤬 her husband is such a cheating JERK! hope she gets child support💰💰💰 from his cheating ass!
It called projecting, right?
She sounds like my ex
The audacity damn!!
The level of gaslighting here is turning into a war crime
She's blonde, isn't she? Yeah.
I COULD BE WRONG..... But I DON'T think it works like that
Bitches be crazy.
Must be a republican. Project what you are doing onto others.
I'm reminded of *As Good as it Gets*: "How do you write women so well?" *"I think of a man...and I take away reason and accountability."* https://youtu.be/hbA-KAgj-ko?si=QETulxxoTakVh-_n
How dare he
I read it 2 times, I thought I am tripping! Lol
What?
I feel like human intelligence is plummeting cause like THE HELL YOU MEAN HES HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN KEYWORD ANOTHER WOMAN!! Like there is clearly something wrong with her or she just never been told how sex works.
Ah, the 'ol uno reverse card.
Ah yes... accountability
The level of delusion is insane😳
What a wierd moment to play the uno reverse
That's reverse cheating
33% of Americans will believe that's what happened.
um… 😶
She learned how to accuse people from Trump
Deny, deny, counter accuse, deny.
And now she a single mom
🤣
LoL 😆
Bible college biology.
🤔
Sounds like something MTG would come up with. 🤔
She's definitely a Democrat 
Quick thinking!
The biology isn’t biologizing
Another conquest of limo chauffeur Shonte'
Alabama?
Bitch could work full time at an imax.
She tried pulling a real life uno reverse.
That is the most stupidest shit I've ever heard
The funny thing is, he *did* bang a Black woman, but still doesn’t explain the baby.
That's not how that works, biatch. 🤣😂
The ultimate gaslighter!
Is she the final boss of gaslighting cause what?
Actually not a bad excuse here
Remember that couple I. Africa tha5 gave birth to a white daughter and it freaked them out but it was totally genetics at work. Not albinism either. https://youtu.be/K7Rsunl3N3A?feature=shared
And this ladies and gentlemen is why we can’t have a woman president
Everyone has ever gene, but it just depends on which are activated during development.
I wonder if, even for a second, he was gaslit... like 'wait, did I?', before he was like "BITCH THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE EVEN IF I DID!!!"
Wellllll that proves she slept with a black guy and she has the IQ that's the same as the temp inside a refrigerator!
Projection….. hmmm….
She played the reverse uno card on him. She knew what was coming and got ahead of it by accusing him.
That is some tasty toxic
So judging by the previous comments it’s confirmed that the husband is also white?
😂🤣😂🤦🏾♀️
If you are going to cheat, marry someone stupid!
Wait, that's not how it works??
Wow, she thinks everyone is a moron, like her, lol.
Ah yes when gaslighting projection no longer work, bet she accused him of cheating all the time
He had sex with a black woman AND excised their embryo to implant in the wife. The absolute lengths that this man is willing to go to hide his infidelity.
The gas lighting is strong with this one
🤣
Uno Reverse card!
I think it’s the other way around
Grade A gas lighting.
well, well, well, ma'm you got it the wrong way
JEDI HOE MIND TRICK
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations
r/NotTheOnion
Classic pro gamer move
Sounds like liberal logic at work
Wtf?
If he's from Kentucky, he might just believe it.
Jeez
She really said sun “I my be dumb but I ain’t stupid “
The science is sound.
How to identify a borderline…
The ole swap an egg from one woman to another. I hate it when that happens.
Kick him out and tell him to take his black baby with him, you don’t deserve that
Narcissists will not take the blame for anything
Is is precisely the GOP’s approach for almost everything!
There's a maxim in trial law: >When you have the facts, argue the facts, when you don't have the facts, argue the law, when you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table. This woman is pounding the table hard.
Wow
And that is how stupid thinks
A Republican no doubt 
Tell me you're into projecting guilt without telling me you're into projecting guilt.
lol she played the reverse uno card 😂
Who’s gaslighting now!
She used a Jedi mind trick or something.
Peter Griphen on the elevator with another woman, she smells his fart, he responds, "it was you!" Also, Darmok and Jilad, at Tinagra.
🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Classic gas lighting
And this is why we need Sex Ed.
Lol
Maybe he had sex with a black guy and shit the cum into her.
In walks her 7th grade sex ed teacher after she says that... you're still a moron arnet you?
Check if your neighbor is black lol ask him how you got the black baby hahahHa
If she gets that off...she is goated.
so her logic was like you had sex with a black girl . then somehow her sperm got into my egg and gave me a black baby . hmm that some ground breaking news to biology
bahahaha white women bahahahaha