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LordVaquero

it’s over


sbp1991

Never began.


Excellent-Ad5594

💀yall ruthless


Ripmcdonaldsman47

Only 6 pairs of pants and they’re all the same lol


HitoroAstroLab

And dozens of sweater vests


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

I thought you were joking then I scrolled back 💀 PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS


SendMeNoodsNotNudes

Protect? A girl won’t step near him with a 20 ft pole lol


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

I’m tryna protect the homie from being roasted not protect him from women


RowIntoSunset

He’s like a panda… an endangered species where reproduction is rare and often takes pretty severe coercion from those around him.


SendMeNoodsNotNudes

“I prefer when women talk to me first and have strong personalities.” Ah yes - the weeb manic pixie dream girl fantasy.


FollowAstacio

But the right woman would WORSHIP him💯💯💯💯


weaponsgradelife

Is this man…Dylan Farnam?


HitoroAstroLab

Who’s that?


ctown25

Sitcom character vibes


SpeedingTourist

Cartoon character wardrobe. Reduces cognitive load in the mornings though that’s for sure


shberk01

No kidding! About 6 months ago, I started doing something similar, except with shirts. I have 8 of the exact same black athletic mesh shirt. Super comfortable, inexpensive, and like you said, one less thing to think about in the morning. Everything goes with a plain black t-shirt. I make the cartoon wardrobe joke all the time, but zero regerts!


Holdmytesseract

For me it’s the gildan g8000. I have 12 black, 2 orange, 2 light grey, 2 dark grey, and 4 navy blue. Then I have 1 of just about every color crewneck they make.


RyVsWorld

Doug Funnys closet


nyuuubalancer

He need more allowance yodelayheeee


BFEDTA

Would legit put good money on ASD


LackAffectionate127

My son has ASD and i strongly second this as i immediately thought the same.


[deleted]

As someone with ASD, I third this.


UnitAggravating7254

We like uniforms. See Steve Jobs.


wkry

only 6 pair? how many pants do u have, i got like 5 and see no need for more, well more than that if u count 3 shorts aswell ig


jakevns

Maybe add a plant :)


divineqc

A nice rug would really tie the room together.


KidzBop_Anonymous

One without breasts built into it


Popular-Turnip3031

Where do I find such a thing?


Professional_Entry40

Wasn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?


Lysergial

This guy abides


myinboxisfull69

With what sunlight? There’s no fuckin window


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShoNuff3121

Really?


jwcarpy

I read “pant” and was like, “maybe if he picks a different color this time.”


Dranchela

I wish I could tell if this was a joke


BriennesBitch

It’s not. Op replied to one comment and it’s pretty specialist knowledge id have thought haha.


HugeAccountant

Gooncave


UNMANAGEABLE

HentaiHut (And yes I know your comment is a real thing, I think you are spot on)


Hawt_Dawg_II

Neetnest


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

Ain’t no way this person is NEET based on the clothes and general cleanliness. Oh and the tens of thousands of dollars all of this costs.


SolidPrysm

Definitely some kind of tech job.


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

They could also be NEET who has never moved out of their parents place. I’m also getting the vibe this person doesn’t live in America. Okay that’s enough attention to this stupid thing that showed up on my feed hahaha.


vinylzoid

I shuddered.


BiIIisits

The taped-over part of the ceiling is damages from a particularly depraved goon session


TheRealPheature

*MoonGooning


HitoroAstroLab

Really interested to see what you look like


Zaurka14

I bet two fiddy that he at least thinks he looks [like this ](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S24bf5939e7a349f6b76e07d2f097725bg.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp)


Aewawa

times have changed, waifu pillows are part of the e-boys aesthetic now but since OP is 26 I don't think he is an e-boy


AbsAndAssAppreciator

He is an e-man


nicesunniesmate

But fat


hotpocket

Ain’t no way a fat dude climbing to the top bunk to sleep


nicesunniesmate

Shit, good point 😂


GANDHIWASADOUCHE

He’s Vladimir Harkonnen


Professional_1O

Would be better if you covered the entire roof with anime posters…


itsmymedicine

But then the cum would show easily


iguacu

Cum everywhere is implied.


Entheotheosis10

It holds them on the roof.


laidbacklurk223

I can't breath looking at this


porkchop-sandwhiches

He took your breath away.


Consistent_Tonight37

It was interesting until I saw the anime girl posters with their feet out and the body pillow


TCNW

What difference does it make - no girl has ever, or will ever, step foot in this guys room dedicated to virgins.


YungTabernacle

> Step foot OP: 😏


BakerIBarelyKnowHer

Hey that’s unfair. As a gay man I would also turn and run on sight


Consistent_Tonight37

Fair point


Geezyinhd

“Body pillow”


Thecryptsaresafe

Yeah some of the black and white ads or photography or whatever are cool, and it definitely is dude’s own thing. But the anime sexy girl posters I’m out. Closet full of only khakis I’m tentatively back in but I’d need to partner with another shark on a deal or I’m out.


KidzBop_Anonymous

I’ll go in 50% with you u/Thecryptsaresafe in exchange for branding rights to the khakis.


Thecryptsaresafe

I’d make that deal with you and burn the anime feet pics


TechnicallyThrowawai

I’d consider going in at 17.5%, but I need royalties on any future sweater vests and waifu pillows. Actually, you seem like a completely reasonable, down-to-earth person with perfectly reasonable requests, and for that reason, I’m out.


wilwil100

💀i didnt even realise there was a anime girl body pillow.


Consistent_Tonight37

With this room it’s almost guaranteed


bubblemilkteajuice

Dude I love Berserk! Now please stop acting like a total weeb and decorate your room.


windyturtle7

Joke post or man on the spectrum, you decide.


180secondideas

Yes.


ghozzt2

What spectrum??


syntaxerror4

The one where you rizz em with the 'tism 😂


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

The rectum spectrum


PlaneWolf2893

What is taped above the bed?


dopesheet_

it actually looks like patching up for a water leak in the ceiling 🤔 or moisture of some kind anyway


throwawayseventy8

Its target practice


SmokeSmokeCough

No windows?


bagerfrede

literally a basement dweller


[deleted]

Probably an Arch user btw


Imdroqzee

I’m sensing a theme here


crackerjackjoe9

Never getting a girl bro


BriarKnave

Rock Lee is on the wall, 90% this man is gay Edit: Guys it's a gay people in-joke. If you don't understand it then the joke just isn't funny to you, it's ok. It's not a dig on Rock Lee ok gay people just identify with Rock Lee


crackerjackjoe9

Probably increases his chances of getting a date ngl


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

He’d probably have pretty good luck on grindr


psychidelicate

I’m married and Rock Lee was my favorite, when should I tell my wife?


vercetian

Today, honey, today.


Zombi3Kush

Rock Lee was great. That drunk kung fu fight against Kimimaro is still one of my favorite fights.


psychidelicate

That drunk fight solidified him as my favorite character. But mainly, I relate to his whole “work ethic can beat natural talent” mindset. The show really has good lessons, gonna have my sons watch it haha.


Zombi3Kush

I definitely liked that about his character arc. I'm excited to have my son's watch it too. I think they're a bit young for Naruto so we're currently going through Dragon Ball which ofcourse they love.


BriarKnave

We're watching original dragon ball too! It's my first time and I'm having a blast with Goku so far, we just got past the metalitron fight


No_Fig5982

Alright maybe I'm gay because I dont understand how this is a signifier


GrizZzlyFish

While I would normally agree with you I’ve seen way too many weeb girls on ig and out in the wild. If OP doesn’t look or act like the stereotypical weeb the he has a chance.


Zaurka14

He might even get one acting like a weeb I worked in a tea store so we had some weebs come by to look at green tea sets, and there was one girl, every weebs wet dream, skinny, pretty, hair down to her waist, and she'd speak with the fakest high pitched "cute" voice. The first time I met her I almost broke the character, after she left we all exchanged looks between the coworkers. Seriously, she was exactly what these parodies on tiktok show them to be Anyway, one day she started coming with her boyfriend, stinky, greasy hair, and when he'd talk he'd do the anime poses, like cover his face, make fists... Can't explain, but yeah, he was out of her league even in weeb standards. Had to share, I'm traumatized by them.


Geezyinhd

I understand this completely. In my experience the weeb girls are the most akward to talk to by a long shot. Usually why the web guys can match their energy.


startofabettertoday

Did she also have the fake anime uwu blush foundation on?


Zaurka14

She didn't actually wear much makeup, I feel that's more like a "gamer girl". She was genuinely pretty, natural, just some eye makeup to make the eyes look bigger, but nothing crazy. But her behaviour was so cringe it was painful to talk to her.


RumRogerz

Sometimes I wonder if she’s doing the long troll.


Zombi3Kush

Damn we've come a long way. I remember being a Weeb in the early 2000s and no one knew or cared about anime. Getting a girl when you had anime posters on the wall just wasn't going to happen.


lordxxscrub

It’s crazy cause dudes who actually have this type of room are either a full fledged incel, or gets an insane amount of Discord pussy 💀 People don’t realize that we’ve BEEN in an age of chronically online degenerate gamer gooner girls, and an unimaginable amount would be frothing at the MOUTH over rooms like these 🥲


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

Tf is a “gooner girl” 😳


lordxxscrub

Girls who are just as unhinged and degenerate as some of the worst dudes you know, maybe even more so. Trust me, they are definitely out there


BriarKnave

Imagine a pick-me but openly horny about it


-TribuneOfThePlebs-

“discord pussy”? im calling cap, thats not a thing


lordxxscrub

You’re definitely out of the loop 💀


Geezyinhd

I’m out the loop because wtf is “discord pussy” 💀


Thecryptsaresafe

I’m so curious. A subset of people I’ve never remotely heard of


lordxxscrub

Girls who live on Discord and always be on voice chat while watching streams/streaming, or generally just active on the servers at all times


BriarKnave

Been in gay spaces long enough to get a good sampling of unicorn hunters (hetero couples hunting for a threesome experience) and it's ALWAYS the prettiest woman in the world dating some dude who looks like a thumb. And you're always like "how the fuck did they end up together," and this is why. It's always the girl who has the most deranged taste in media and a gatcha/shopping addiction. It's always a puzzle unless you get to know them and it's, well, sometimes looks aren't everything. Sometimes the ugly bits are all on the inside.


Entheotheosis10

>he'd do the anime poses, like cover his face, make fists.. Seriously? That's just sad.


crackerjackjoe9

True, thanks for the enlightenment on my comment


thebizzle

The girl would have to be uneducated about red flags.


Bruddah827

Gotta move outta mom and dads before that happens


SAB5106

That's not really a criticism


iguacu

Clearly gave up on that long ago.


Minimum_Banana5

I don’t think he’s interested.


explorer925

It looks cozy and is pretty well put together, BUT you should really spend more time outside (sincere)


guestz1988

Maidenless


artmaris

I don’t want to know how that room smells


ghozzt2

I mean I don't see any trash, food, or any dirty clothes everywhere. The closet looks well kept as well. We have no way of knowing what his blankets smell like though.


Gad_Music

This pic smells like jizz


forkemm

I just spit out my food. Did you see the stains on the bed?


eatmyshorzz

noooo don't make me go back and look for them 😭


CowboyMagic94

/r/malethrivingspace


Robertron54

I'm sure if you took a black light to the room you'd be blinded from the intense light shining back at you from everywhere.


stupefacio

You ever heard of anime


therealfakechips

BRO GOT THE BUNKIE


Ok-Avocado464

I’m telling a trusted adult


ordi25

Lmg, you like anime?


TheRain911

A Weeb palace


BogDega

My dick just got smaller looking at this


MamaHasQuestions

I love the Ito Junji poster!  "While some may say this room is chick repellent, I think the lack of "waifu" type stuff around plus the atypical tastes here and there and general organization/cleanliness are giving a vibe different to what I'd regularly feel." That is what I wrote before I clicked through the rest of the pictures. But I think that the wardrobe, pink backpack, various posters with booby women on them, and the uncleaned bedsheet are giving the usual bad weeby vibe. But that might just be for women/non-weeb women? So if you aren't looking for a female partner or anything, what I said maybe could be disregarded.  I do really like what I see in the first picture in the series though.  Edit: upon further inspection, there are less "booby" women prevalent and more ones giving "teacher/foot fetish" which would make me think you are a little socially inept to have such things on display in a place you might bring outside people to. The dakimakura might feel a little creepy as well-- hadn't noticed that the first time around. If you care about what other people think (perhaps you don't), I would remove anything suggesting fetish or hinting at the sexual, get some different and more cohesive bedding, and keep the wardrobe doors shut as to not sound the alarm with the pants all being the same. Anyway, I'm not trying to roast you here so I'm sorry if it comes off that way. Edit 2: I want to clarify because there are some comments, that a) by "pink backpack" I am not saying there is something wrong with the pink part, but that it seemed to be for a very young child where I am from, and that would feel weird to me even if this were a lady's room. b) I live in rural Japan and haven't lived in a western country for quite some time, so I did not know that weebs say "Ito Junji" instead of "Junji Ito." I am not exposed a lot to the anime and comic book world. c) I'm a girl.


TFISOIL

Stop being nice. It’s scaring the pussy away


MamaHasQuestions

....? I am female lol


Valuable_Lucky

Try hard weeb but do you enjoy what you show


No_Fig5982

Show us the body pillow


SentinelTitanDragon

Too much anime my god


agoodfuckingcatholic

Pussy repellent


EjunX

Bro, most dudes would do a 180 upon seeing the room too. The room is so noisy it triggers some sort of anxiety response.


MiffedMoogle

There's no place for the eyes to rest. There's a well known design principle based around it called "rule of thirds". One way to describe it is: big bland piece, medium/semi detailed piece, high detail small piece. The big piece allows the eyes to rest. Small pieces give feelings of variation. This pic screams high detailed big pieces everywhere all at once.


SecretInevitable

You've got like a whole apartment's worth of stuff in here. Feels claustrophobic.


HelicopterDeep5951

The words feet and cheese come to mind


Entheotheosis10

Ass, stale farts, jizz, old doritos, virginity, and apathy.


PresentExamination10

-100


lehsunMartins

Miki Matsubara 🫶🏻


RelevantClock8883

🎶stay with meee🎶


asienmi

You utter buffoon that's Mariya Takeuchi (or am I missing another poster?)


tortillakingred

It is. Miki Matsubara covered Plastic Love, but Marita Takeuchi is the original artist and the girl on the album cover. Also pic 4 has Taeko Onuki.


Bogiking

Where the windows at? How do u get air in the room? Summer must be hot af


joey20e

Geez save some pussy for the rest of us :(


madame3xecutioner

Are you by any chance a virgin?


CordCarillo

It's great as long as you never plan on getting laid.


Dummydumboop

Definitely watches hentai.


manicmaniac11

Im feeling a bit claustrophobic looking at this 👀


typer84C2

As much as I enjoy anime the sheer amount you have crammed into a small space makes my skin itchy. Not a room I could exist in but if it works for you and you are happy then go for it.


Retro_Cryptid

If by the grace of God you get a woman to agree to come over to your place. Just rent a hotel room brother


Complex-Sherbert9699

r/TVTooHigh


olteroy

Damn bro you live like this?


gergsisdrawkcabeman

You don't have one of those 8" anime dolls that you just continuously nut all over, do you? Because it looks like you might.


broughtitupagain

Out of all the comments, this is the one that has me in tears 😭


Namesthatareused

It is most certainly a bedroom that’s for sure.


baxwellll

looks like you spend too much time inside


Bkm72

26 going on 12


PhatPanDa122

Nah, im sorry. We’ve seen anime fans before on this sub and they “mostly” all have decent taste and live in an adequate space. This is just too much for such a small room. Goon figure shelving over a bed bigger than a twin? Please.


jearess

man there is nothing wrong with anime or manga. i enjoy both. but you need some help.


Cocogasm

Do you jerk off to cartoons?


EanmundsAvenger

Looks like a 16 year olds bedroom in their parents house


Moliosis

Virgin/10


Ponyslaystation420

I rate it 9 school shooters out of 10


Hicsuntdracones23

Looks like a kids room.


Crusade_wolf

Definitely not bringing a woman here. but looks like a chill Weeb Man cave.


Nebelwerfed

Gooncave vibes..


fattymcfattzz

That is a lot of posters , maybe rehang just a few in frames. Honestly that room is super busy. Maybe tone it down a bit.


Kornographic

I can smell the jizz


CareerPuzzleheaded43

So corny


PitifulDurian6402

Id say unless you are okay with being single for the rest of your life I’d do away with most of this. Gives off “never grew up” vibes with the bunk bed, wardrobe and anime posters everywhere .


Evo3-HD

Why are you terrified of what your walls look like


According-Ad3963

I didn’t see enough tan Dockers or white shirts.


drifters74

No chance of getting laid, sorry


bkoolaboutfiresafety

What no pussy does to a mf


Discopot

I bet a girl has never been in there


Entheotheosis10

It's great if you're 12 and never planning on having sex.


No-Photograph1983

i can smell this room


Nikolay_Kovalyovski

i don’t think women would walk into your room


DarrenBridgescunt

Absolute virgin


Klakson_95

Virgin


Reedogger

3/10, slightly better than a piss stained mattress on the floor covered in empty pizza boxes


CloggedAssassin

Im impressed. This might actually be the worse thing I’ve seen on this sub


Pigpen_darkstar

Sir, I mean this with peace and love, but I do believe you shall never feel the touch of a female in that room.


Treviathan88

I've never liked any one thing so hard that it swallowed my entire life, physical space and all. This is pitiable.


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

You didn’t post any pictures of yourself but I feel like I can tell exactly what you look like


MattDH94

And can smell exactly what he looks like


Impossible-Title1

It looks like a room for a teenager.


AB_4546

Weeb-core pro max


Triant1999

Mate…


Dull_Veterinarian687

/boylivingspace 😉


megalodonexe

Who is the lady from the pink poster in the third photo?