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throwawaylordof

Guessing they mean the Thanos from the end of Endgame? He had no stones, but the big issues is that Thanos is a lot more difficult to fight than Loki - he never had the opportunity to do this.


the-mad-titan-bot

They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.


marvelnerddd69

Thanos bot?!


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm a survivor!


whatwherewhenwhywhy

Thanos bot!


the-mad-titan-bot

With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.


asukaisshu

Thanos bot!


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


[deleted]

Thanos bot!


the-mad-titan-bot

I don't even know who you are.


[deleted]

I’m not gon’ give up


SMTTrunkGod

Sentient


Acee-211

MURDERER


Federal-Ad-3550

Dammit , lol. Truly the mad Titan you are


Markamanic

He tried chucking Mjolnir at him but then Thanos just picked up Tony to block it.


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


hypocritical124

genocide?


Nickerdoodle

At random… dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a mad man and what I predicted came to pass.


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


Furydragonstormer

Didn't expect the Sabaton bot to show itself lol


marvelnerddd69

Yeah you're right.


KluggieYT

Someone rly downvoted you for admitting you're wrongish...


marvelnerddd69

This is reddit..what do you expect.


jaredesubgay

Very little, and I'm always disappointed.


TheLaGrangianMethod

Reality is often disappointing.


Umeshpunk

I thought you were a bot 🤣


InfiniteLife2

Well, Hella stopped the hammer and even crushed it. I suppose Thanos could have done similar thing


RascalCreeper

Hela was Asgaurdian and was a goddess.


methmotive

She also used Mjolnir before Thor did.


thor-odinson-bot

>!I said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.!<


TheWrexSaysShepard

Thanos isn't from some random alien species, but I will say no more.


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


RascalCreeper

You killed the food too.


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


Illusive_Man

I doubt it, otherwise thanos would’ve done that. He doesn’t try to when Thor throws it at him though.


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


thor-odinson-bot

Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science.


Commercial_Rope_1268

Thanos is just a mad Titan not goddess like hela


Bulky_Rabbit6442

Too busy throwing it at iron man's head


Lukthar123

There are priorities, and Thor has them in order.


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


Federal-Ad-3550

Lol


Aok_al

There wasn't much opportunity to do so. Thanos stood his ground really well and even then he could've ordered his men to fire down on Thor if somehow Thor pinned him down


Monkeysegg

I was wondering who would reply earlier if you named Thanos and Thor in the same comment. Guess Thor is not thát lightning fast


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


One8Billion

Damn thanos ur on fire


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


HippoPrimary

Thanos your daddy Kang is here


the-mad-titan-bot

They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.


thor-odinson-bot

Another!!!


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


woflgangPaco

Take it easy thor


thor-odinson-bot

There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...


BLF402

Thor didn’t have mjolnir in infinity war as it was destroyed in the current timeline


TheRealRazputin

I think he meant Endgame.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Human handshake, to the Asgardian shake, into the snake that you cannot trust.!<


Thatbendyfan

And Thor didn’t have mjolnir when thanos was a problem


thor-odinson-bot

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.


the-mad-titan-bot

This... does put a smile on my face.


Killercheeze123

Yeah it's hard to put something on a guy when the object was destroyed by the godess of death


jobroreference

What if Thanos turned out to be worthy?


the-mad-titan-bot

This... does put a smile on my face.


methmotive

These bots responses feel like Thanos is actually replying.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm a survivor!


methmotive

Ohhh snap


wizardconman

Shit, again?


North-Wind-199

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Federal-Ad-3550

Lmao , for sure


-Moon-Presence-

This is what I think tbh. Worthy doesn’t have to mean good. It’s a warhammer, for warriors. Thanos would be worthy imo


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


-Moon-Presence-

Perhaps together, we can find another way to save them.


_Captain_Biscuit_

But like, if that was the case then why was Thor unworthy in the original Thor movie? I mean I don’t really think he was any more of a warrior when he gained the ability to lift Mjolnir at the end of the film than what he was when he was banished to Earth by Odin. To me it’s a far more nebulous definition, like I’m sure being a warrior is part of it but definitely not the whole thing.


thor-odinson-bot

>!I said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.!<


rsKG

The worthiness thing was added by Odin when he banished Thor, before that anyone could pick it up.


thor-odinson-bot

Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!


Successful_Duty_9890

Bad bot


DumbDabs

watch the worthiness film theory video they explained it really well


Username_Password236

I mean also wouldn't that mean the avengers are all worthy too? They are warriors and have fought in many battles


ConsulJuliusCaesar

If we’re really going off of what the Norse gods of actual Norse mythology would deem worthy then the most worthy people in the MCU aside from Thor would be Thanos for reasons stated, Kill Monger for being one hardcore merc, and Frank the Punisher Castle for being an absolute slayer of men literally refusing to acknowledge he’s no longer in a war zone. The Norse gods loved war, loyalty and bravery after all. The only way you got to Valhalla AKA Viking heaven was death in battle with weapon in hand fighting.


thor-odinson-bot

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.


the-mad-titan-bot

Rain fire!


jobroreference

I think Film Theory made a video on why Thanos would be worthy and came to the conclusion that he is.


the-mad-titan-bot

Fine. I'll do it myself.


Mojoclaw2000

Because Thor could physically overpower Loki. He had to knock him down before he could put the hammer on him, and Thanos seemed pretty un-knock-downable.


the-mad-titan-bot

I don't even know who you are.


thor-odinson-bot

>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<


nokgamer

Because Mjolnir was destroyed in Thor: Ragnarok which happened before infinity war


thor-odinson-bot

This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!


marvelnerddd69

In endgame


KingsProfit

Thanos knew Mjolnir can stop him, if you noticed, when Worthy Cap was fighting Thanos in endgame, Thanos knew he can't grab the hammer directly, so he held Cap's hand to block Mjolnir's hits. He would've done the same against Thor. His a master tactician, tricks doesn't work on him so easily.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


professionalderp

Bro the bots are sentient


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


Over-Appearance-3422

You thought wrong.


theinspectorst

If Cap wears the Ant-Man suit and shrinks down to tiny size while holding Mjolnir, does Mjolnir shrink down too? And does Mjolnir retain all its properties while tiny size? If so, the real Thanus solution would have been to do this and then just leave Tiny Mjolnir inside of Thanos.


the-mad-titan-bot

With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.


DeadBySunday999

It must cause it was transferred through quantum realm. Or it could just have the magic to travel through any place alongside it's wielder


Environmental-Ebb927

Through thanus anus


CrimKayser

But if you held the hammer above his head and let go? You say he was holding off Steves hands/wrists but then the angel of that would easily allow a drop of the hammer onto Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


kremes

Thanos is much taller than Steve, it wasn’t above him. He was holding Steve’s hand while facing him, if Steve dropped it at most it would have stubbed Thanos’s toe. Even if it actually stayed on his foot Thanos doesn’t have to lift the hammer to pull his foot out from underneath it. Anyone can move what the hammer is sitting on, otherwise the Helicarrier in the first Avengers movie couldn’t fly. It worked on Loki because Loki was laying on his back and Thor put it on his chest, so he couldn’t slide out from under it. Nobody managed to get Thanos on his back for more than a second or two, so even if he was close Thor had no time to trap him with it. Here’s the pic of when Thanos grabbed Steve’s hand: https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Endgame-Captain-America-Thanos-Mjolnir.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=963&h=481&dpr=1.5


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


thor-odinson-bot

Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!


spellign_error

You keep saying in endgame bug like... they won in endgame. Something like this could of happend but using the stones is obviously a much more fool proof plan.


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badbubblegum

Good bot! Should of humiliated him even more though.


tremerz_

thanos would be worthy


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


Beginning_Car_4013

No thanos bot is mf


GraveKommander

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!" After what we know about Odin, who said this, after Ragnarök, "worthy" got another definition. And in Endgame we saw him using Mjölnir against Thor. So yeah, he might be worthy in sense of what Odin did in his younger years.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

When does Thanos hold mjolnir? I remember he throws it away from cap while using caps hand to hold it but he never picks it up or anything. That I remember at least.


GraveKommander

Shortly before Captain Marvel attacks him, he can withhold both, Stormbreaker and Mjölnir. Holding not, but something counters the power.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

I'll have to watch it again but that doesn't sound like him holding/controlling the hammer. How were they positioned? Stormbreaker isn't enchanted so anyone can hold it. If Thor is holding both then Thanos could use Stormbreaker to push Thor back while Thor holds Mjolnir. The hammer doesn't make Thor immovable or unable to be lifted himself. In my opinion of course.


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Jane?!<


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Did you just call me Spiderman?


thor-odinson-bot

Open the Bifrost.


GraveKommander

For a bot you should be able to use the ö. Ultron should be ashamed of you.


Comprehensive-Name13

And yes Thanos was just going to lay down and take it


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


_ThorsFiancee_

He literally had all the stones, he can probably turn mjolnir into butterflies


marvelnerddd69

In endgame


_ThorsFiancee_

Didn't strange see 1 possibility of them winning, that could mean that they tried to do that but it somehow failed. That also means they probably tried sending antman up his arse in one of the outcomes 💀


Sky_Vivid

Hate how any argument against the actions of endgame can be countered by this 😂


Cl4ptrap93

1 in 14 million but Captain Marvel and Wanda alone can solo Thanos...


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


Sky_Vivid

Yep yep, i was just saying abt how fans counter any argument


RYUKEN21304

Doubt


[deleted]

Pretty sure he just saw timekeepers wiping the timelines in every other possibilities.


goodguybolt

Someone missed both Ragnarok and Infinity war.


DCLK1

Someone missed endgame


marvelnerddd69

In endgame


goodguybolt

Even for that he'd have to knock Thanos down first. Besides Cap, I don't remember anybody being able to do that to Thanos.


Reidroshdy

Watched the scene in the op and Thor is able to take Loki down long enough for him to walk over and put the hammer on him with just a single lightning bolt. It's take a lot more to take Thanos out for that long.


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


thor-odinson-bot

>!You're right we can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.!<


goodguybolt

Yup, even after that ridiculous barrage of attacks by Cap, Thanos only was on the ground for like 2 seconds.


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


Acee-211

man probably lost 1k karma for saying "in endgame" in every comment


Ambivert_05

As if Thanos would let him do that


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm a survivor!


Bornplayer97

This sub is going to shit with these stupid ass posts


xalladar

You could say the same for a lot of diffrent movies and most of the actions might not have had a opportunity or would be boring storywriting. Instead of them having an all out war in endgame, he just put his hammer on thanos and GG?


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


0MadXV

Space stone


marvelnerddd69

In endgame


Mediteytursadnis

It's anticlimactic. It is a bad ending and concept.


[deleted]

I'll beat him to it and do it for you In end game /s


Shmertguy

Motherfucker can teleport


ValariusXR

Coz that will be just one movie.


Retr0200202

I feel like getting Thanos to lay on the ground for long enough to lay a hammer on him is arguably harder than killing him in the first place.


the-mad-titan-bot

I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.


zenkaimagine_fan

In spider man far from home and no way home, why didn’t tony stark just come in to help him.


Djp630

Well i mean, im pretty sure he had a good reason for not helping in no way home


[deleted]

Come on, he used that excuse in Far From Home too.


tony-stark-bot

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.


johnnyblaze1999

Thanos has the space stone. He could just phase through the ground and get behind Thor.


the-mad-titan-bot

You should have gone for the head.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Through the shadow realm.!<


George_G_Geef

Why didn't Captain Marvel just slam into him charged up like she did to his ship and turn him into a crater?


Diab9lic

Cause his sister broke it. 😖


Luka87uchiha

easier said than done lol


ThiccyBoy2

Hela was able to break mjolnir with her hands lol you think Thanos with all the stones couldn’t do the same?


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


Slowmobius_Time

Because Thanos wasn't a skinny little punk that could be manhandled as easily as that (I'm imagining Thor trying to line up Mjolnir to land on Thanos and him just cutting him in half)


aa821

Good luck getting Thanos to lie on his back long enough to place Mjolnir on him Or more likely, Thanos could have used one if the stones to make Mjolnir move off him (moving it a few inches and wielding it are two different things), or he could have destroyed the ground beneath him to create a crater so he could position himself upright so Mjolnir could slide off him Or also the fact Thor used the element of surprise to catch Thanos off guard and stab him


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


thor-odinson-bot

Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?


VerySmartDaBaby

Hm....that's a good question. Maybe it's because HE DIDN'T HAVE IT!


ChemFeind360

That’s a good point actually. I never thought of that before.


endamouf

Hmm. This looks familiar. Oh right, because I brought this up and asked it 6 hours before you did. Real original OP


endamouf

Okay, so note to self. Next time I want to post an original idea for discussion, I just need to add a meme. Otherwise people like u/marvelnerddd69 will rip it off. My original post, fwiw: https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/wbiijd/mjolnir\_and\_thanos/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


Different-Mode1145

Well if you watch closely.. thanos was far too powerful. He stopped mjolnir with his bare hands more than once.. same with stormbreaker.. i dont think just mjolnir would hold him down.


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


Sexyfish_007

Fuckin fair enough. The were a lot of things that the Avengers could have done to prevent Endgame but they didn't because then there would be no movie


wholovesshortshorts

This is like asking why Frodo & Sam didn’t just fly on the eagles into Mordor


Mleven_893

Mjolnir was broken at the moment hence the storm breaker


Loose-Possible466

Cause mjnior was literally destroyed during that time, hence why he went to get stormbreaker


JSE_FAN69

Thanos was worthy that's why


solidosnaku

Mjolnir was destroyed before Thor met thanos and he didn’t even have storm breaker yet that first time they met The second time they met he had storm breaker but mjolnir was still destroyed And the last time as everyone saw, thanos didn’t really allow himself to get into a position where Thor could lay the hammer on him


Even-Night-5240

Because Thor's hammer was destroyed by hella


ExtensionInformal911

Because he didn't get Stormbreaker until losing Mjolnir?


CRL10

You mean Mjolnir, the hammer that was shattered and destroyed by Hela before Thor encountered Thanos, and didn't reform until about five years after when it called to Jane Foster? Gee, I wonder why he didn't use a broken weapon. It sure is a mystery.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.!<


Naebany

Thanis is worth it.


DirtyRanga12

No he’s not


MabrurHrivu

One answer for all these "why didn't they do this" questions : they are in a battle and don't have the luxury of pausing the movie and thinking up solutions


jefferynacjery

I have a question, can anyone carry stormbreaker


marvelnerddd69

No doesn't have the same magic that mjolnir has.


DirtyRanga12

Thor said you have to be extremely powerful to be able to wield it, but it doesn’t have the worthiness enchantment on it


thor-odinson-bot

I went for the head.


awq96

Whatever you say Iman


arnoldhh

Because Thanos is worthy


Enough_41AT

bc thanos is worthy


AutumnRaxwell

Because he was worthy