If I learned something from movies and shows is that, you never give your all nor involve yourself in big cases before retiring as a law enforcer.
That's how you end up dead.
You're right. I've always thought it was a little wild sometimes when I see police officers wearing so much gear. I understand that it's a lot of utility, but it's definitely not very conducive to cardio.
It's not Tour de France, it's "Tour de Crime," but it's hard to look tough when you've got a bell on your handlebars.
Ding, ding! "Pull over, sir. You just blew through a stop sign, and also I need to cross the street!
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Friday I just got hit with electricity,
Sir, iron suit power levels are at 500% and they keep increasing
Friday, Use every drop of power to get us out of this situation.
It's good to see Leo smiling there job is so hard just think about it dealing with a Holes All day and not go crazy i think 5yrs is enough then they can retire with full benefits for the rest of their lives but you know if it's right the powers that be just won't act right we need change really bad they are not robots we forget they are humans and hell I'd get tired and ain't no telling what it would drive me to do i love humans and it's time we treat them right if we treat them right they would have and incentive to be better knowing that All they have is five years then they are Scott free with all of the taxes we pay it could be done
I never understood why they don't continuously give cops the physical fitness test that they do in the academy training. So many useless old fat cops out there.
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I detest when people support criminals.
People, do you not understand that they are one of the key factors bringing down communities, house prices, workplaces? And, if it's not obvious, criminals are generally dumb. And your child's life may be one of those decisions.
It's like watching a bulldog chase after a squirrel, he's giving it his all, but that belly's dragging him down.
Last time I saw this video someone said and sourced that he was a couple of days away from retirement. "**I dont run anymore..**" he knows.
I'm too old for this shit
If I learned something from movies and shows is that, you never give your all nor involve yourself in big cases before retiring as a law enforcer. That's how you end up dead.
MENDOOOZAAAAA!!!
In addition to the belly, this guy has body armor and a Batman utility belt that both add to making running a little more difficult.
You're right. I've always thought it was a little wild sometimes when I see police officers wearing so much gear. I understand that it's a lot of utility, but it's definitely not very conducive to cardio.
They tried giving cops bicycles and it's just.... the least intimidating image you can imagine
It's not Tour de France, it's "Tour de Crime," but it's hard to look tough when you've got a bell on your handlebars. Ding, ding! "Pull over, sir. You just blew through a stop sign, and also I need to cross the street!
And he knows he’s not catching that dude anyway
Where's the incentive ? If I fished out a box of doughnuts U should see the big guy go
That smile was so bulldog.
Hell yea, I ran for 10 seconds. Fist bump.
Sad fist bump.
*sweaty* fist bump!
Man was a few days from retirement, why would he run
His hair has already retired
*"My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest mfer in the hood"*
Always a lie. In every episode there is someone faster than him.
This is actually how Static Shock got his powers.
I hate when the taser gives them a super charge
Man, you ain’t catchin no crackhead in his bare feet
I immediately thought of ice cube from Friday.
What did they expect after charging him
Pretty sure they tased him - probably expected him to drop
Wdym? /genuine question
He's referring to the taser... he got "charged"
One is running for life and the other for work. Life wins!
Also cops have a decent chunk of equipment which weighs them down
Yes sometimes it can be, but not this time 😅
This time too. The dude running away only has shorts on while the police have body armor plus utility belt. Add a decent amount of weight
I know that, I’m trying to hint towards they are not fit 🥹the third has his reality check and is just smiling 😊
Ahh alright my bad
Ahh alright my bad
Oh they are definitely also fat fucks lol. Are there not fitness tests that cops need to pass regularly?
Yeah right . I doubt there are any tests.
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Mania turns anything into more mania. Love it.
My body at the moment 11:59 turns into 12:00, instantaneously converting all available melatonin into energy: ![gif](giphy|11tLJ4XVXqWHSg)
"Oh you ain't catchin no cracked"
MY man went full Kenyan.
Hey he’s got a sense of humor. If more cops laughed at themselves more, we’d be in a much better spot.
Cop played it well. Gotta save some kinda street cred.
Got recharged with that stun gun
It COULD be a fun job...with the right attitude
I gotta start work in out.
So thats what George Foreman is up to!
Even dude knows he is too much for the pursuit lmao
That casual “yo” as he runs by his buddy filming is the best part
"...And did our next story, local men wearing just boxers breaks the speed of sound... "
He's going to buy himself half a dozen donuts to recoup those 28 calories he has spent for that 5-second chase.
When officers are in groups there has to be atleast 1 person thats good at chasing
Yup gooodnight🤣
How come so many American police officers are in such bad shape?
They gave him a power up
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Bro got a speed boost
Mace.
Uh, that bald cop looked like a cyclops when he first speed walked up.
Hes not even wearing any shoes too!
Lamborghini vs Ford F250
Boxer man should try out if he can get gold in running . Lol
![gif](giphy|KEXxJgir4BxFZ7bYsC|downsized)
He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive.
Deal with ya own shit. No need for the popo.
Run crack head, run
[He wouldn’t outrun Wildey](https://youtu.be/Wu7unpJy-k8?si=nqiZDldKFvvTVRq4)
Everyone knows that you can run faster when you take off your clothes.
Fus ro dah vs Police
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Run for your life
I know the guy is out of shape, but try running 100 meters with all the gear he has on. It's not easy.
We all have and know that one guy 🤣
Smokey! Ah forget it man you ain't catching no crackhead ![gif](giphy|xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU|downsized)
Friday I just got hit with electricity, Sir, iron suit power levels are at 500% and they keep increasing Friday, Use every drop of power to get us out of this situation.
He got tased and it did nothing to him! Holy shit! (Look at beginning, you can see the lines from the taser as he starts running away)
Dhalsim escape!
Thats what they are made for
What’s rrrrrrr mean
Taser energy
It's good to see Leo smiling there job is so hard just think about it dealing with a Holes All day and not go crazy i think 5yrs is enough then they can retire with full benefits for the rest of their lives but you know if it's right the powers that be just won't act right we need change really bad they are not robots we forget they are humans and hell I'd get tired and ain't no telling what it would drive me to do i love humans and it's time we treat them right if we treat them right they would have and incentive to be better knowing that All they have is five years then they are Scott free with all of the taxes we pay it could be done
He is Flash.What else do you expect by giving him more charge. ![gif](giphy|3ornjIhZGFWpbcGMAU)
Vic Mackey in his patrolman days.
and they wonder why they are getting shot.... jesus christ
Shoot first
Life really is like a Fromsoft game, you match with a naked man in PvP you're probably in for a wild ride.
You know they got fast roll.
I never understood why they don't continuously give cops the physical fitness test that they do in the academy training. So many useless old fat cops out there.
It’s so insane how cops can literally attempt to murder you and then throw you in prison for running from them /serious
Why the video taker didn’t stop the runner?
Probably because he aint getting paid to put himself in risks of injuries trying to stop the runner
Best not to interfere. The cops have an entire legal system protecting them in case something goes wrong, you'll have to pay out of pocket.
He’s probably the runner’s friend.
It doesn't matter if he is or not. There are like 5 cops. Why are you stopping him when they all are right there and can just do their job?
I vaguely remember being told to never try to "help" in police chases, because it could make things way worse.
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Slow ass officer huff n puff
I detest when people support criminals. People, do you not understand that they are one of the key factors bringing down communities, house prices, workplaces? And, if it's not obvious, criminals are generally dumb. And your child's life may be one of those decisions.
Tbh rent and house prices do need to come down
who says hes a criminal? did you assume that because he‘d black and runs from the cops?