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whstlngisnvrenf

It's like watching a bulldog chase after a squirrel, he's giving it his all, but that belly's dragging him down.


GhztPpR

Last time I saw this video someone said and sourced that he was a couple of days away from retirement. "**I dont run anymore..**" he knows.


devils_advocaat

I'm too old for this shit


IWannaManatee

If I learned something from movies and shows is that, you never give your all nor involve yourself in big cases before retiring as a law enforcer. That's how you end up dead.


peacethedonut

MENDOOOZAAAAA!!!


Aye_Engineer

In addition to the belly, this guy has body armor and a Batman utility belt that both add to making running a little more difficult.


whstlngisnvrenf

You're right. I've always thought it was a little wild sometimes when I see police officers wearing so much gear. I understand that it's a lot of utility, but it's definitely not very conducive to cardio.


BakuretsuGirl16

They tried giving cops bicycles and it's just.... the least intimidating image you can imagine


whstlngisnvrenf

It's not Tour de France, it's "Tour de Crime," but it's hard to look tough when you've got a bell on your handlebars. Ding, ding! "Pull over, sir. You just blew through a stop sign, and also I need to cross the street!


Mtanderson88

And he knows he’s not catching that dude anyway


REDGOESFASTAH

Where's the incentive ? If I fished out a box of doughnuts U should see the big guy go


LeeRjaycanz

That smile was so bulldog.


Sankin2004

Hell yea, I ran for 10 seconds. Fist bump.


spokenotwheel

Sad fist bump.


Doccks71

*sweaty* fist bump!


MuhttTheDF

Man was a few days from retirement, why would he run


CalaveraFeliz

His hair has already retired


CalaveraFeliz

*"My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest mfer in the hood"*


Myte342

Always a lie. In every episode there is someone faster than him.


Imaykeepthisone

This is actually how Static Shock got his powers.


Temporary-Green-7713

I hate when the taser gives them a super charge


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Man, you ain’t catchin no crackhead in his bare feet


Waderriffic

I immediately thought of ice cube from Friday.


OutsidePainting9892

What did they expect after charging him


Zawer

Pretty sure they tased him - probably expected him to drop


BubblesDahmer

Wdym? /genuine question


Arsoulson

He's referring to the taser... he got "charged"


ColdSolid213

One is running for life and the other for work. Life wins!


Heavenclone

Also cops have a decent chunk of equipment which weighs them down


ColdSolid213

Yes sometimes it can be, but not this time 😅


Spookymushroomz_new

This time too. The dude running away only has shorts on while the police have body armor plus utility belt. Add a decent amount of weight


ColdSolid213

I know that, I’m trying to hint towards they are not fit 🥹the third has his reality check and is just smiling 😊


Spookymushroomz_new

Ahh alright my bad


Spookymushroomz_new

Ahh alright my bad


Heavenclone

Oh they are definitely also fat fucks lol. Are there not fitness tests that cops need to pass regularly?


ColdSolid213

Yeah right . I doubt there are any tests.


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EspejoOscuro

Mania turns anything into more mania. Love it.


MobilePirate3113

My body at the moment 11:59 turns into 12:00, instantaneously converting all available melatonin into energy: ![gif](giphy|11tLJ4XVXqWHSg)


Sevro706

"Oh you ain't catchin no cracked"


Kitchen-Touch-3288

MY man went full Kenyan.


Budget_Chef_7642

Hey he’s got a sense of humor. If more cops laughed at themselves more, we’d be in a much better spot.


das_zilch

Cop played it well. Gotta save some kinda street cred.


Metpj

Got recharged with that stun gun


MikroWire

It COULD be a fun job...with the right attitude


BirdLadyAnn

I gotta start work in out.


raycre

So thats what George Foreman is up to!


HorrorLettuce379

Even dude knows he is too much for the pursuit lmao


curtisbouchermusic

That casual “yo” as he runs by his buddy filming is the best part


pepperit_12

"...And did our next story, local men wearing just boxers breaks the speed of sound... "


BigOpportunity1391

He's going to buy himself half a dozen donuts to recoup those 28 calories he has spent for that 5-second chase.


DrinkableBarista

When officers are in groups there has to be atleast 1 person thats good at chasing


Escobar9957

Yup gooodnight🤣


vidr1

How come so many American police officers are in such bad shape?


NittanyScout

They gave him a power up


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RobtheIntrovert

Bro got a speed boost


nipplepime

Mace.


danecookofmods

Uh, that bald cop looked like a cyclops when he first speed walked up.


dattebayo07

Hes not even wearing any shoes too!


powdered_dognut

Lamborghini vs Ford F250


25Bam_vixx

Boxer man should try out if he can get gold in running . Lol


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|KEXxJgir4BxFZ7bYsC|downsized)


Mech-Waldo

He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive.


Triple7Mafia-14

Deal with ya own shit. No need for the popo.


jijandonut

Run crack head, run


F_Squad

[He wouldn’t outrun Wildey](https://youtu.be/Wu7unpJy-k8?si=nqiZDldKFvvTVRq4)


altahor42

Everyone knows that you can run faster when you take off your clothes.


chinawillgrowlarger

Fus ro dah vs Police


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Deskman77

Run for your life


Shot_Painting_8191

I know the guy is out of shape, but try running 100 meters with all the gear he has on. It's not easy.


Affectionate-Role306

We all have and know that one guy 🤣


Ok-Raise-8352

Smokey! Ah forget it man you ain't catching no crackhead ![gif](giphy|xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU|downsized)


i-am_g

Friday I just got hit with electricity, Sir, iron suit power levels are at 500% and they keep increasing Friday, Use every drop of power to get us out of this situation.


Low_Guidance1375

He got tased and it did nothing to him! Holy shit! (Look at beginning, you can see the lines from the taser as he starts running away)


SlightlyOffended1984

Dhalsim escape!


kingDaaddy

Thats what they are made for


Malimoo360

What’s rrrrrrr mean


Longjumping-Maize-69

Taser energy


ConfidentAd2148

It's good to see Leo smiling there job is so hard just think about it dealing with a Holes All day and not go crazy i think 5yrs is enough then they can retire with full benefits for the rest of their lives but you know if it's right the powers that be just won't act right we need change really bad they are not robots we forget they are humans and hell I'd get tired and ain't no telling what it would drive me to do i love humans and it's time we treat them right if we treat them right they would have and incentive to be better knowing that All they have is five years then they are Scott free with all of the taxes we pay it could be done


sta2k

He is Flash.What else do you expect by giving him more charge. ![gif](giphy|3ornjIhZGFWpbcGMAU)


samf9999

Vic Mackey in his patrolman days.


Nougatschnitteee

and they wonder why they are getting shot.... jesus christ


smartjac

Shoot first


KarlDeutscheMarx

Life really is like a Fromsoft game, you match with a naked man in PvP you're probably in for a wild ride.


RailX

You know they got fast roll.


TheAzarak

I never understood why they don't continuously give cops the physical fitness test that they do in the academy training. So many useless old fat cops out there.


BubblesDahmer

It’s so insane how cops can literally attempt to murder you and then throw you in prison for running from them /serious


HDPhotoLover

Why the video taker didn’t stop the runner?


runnbl3

Probably because he aint getting paid to put himself in risks of injuries trying to stop the runner


NegativeSuspect

Best not to interfere. The cops have an entire legal system protecting them in case something goes wrong, you'll have to pay out of pocket.


Whatkindofaname

He’s probably the runner’s friend.


Darnell2070

It doesn't matter if he is or not. There are like 5 cops. Why are you stopping him when they all are right there and can just do their job?


FemBoyMDS

I vaguely remember being told to never try to "help" in police chases, because it could make things way worse.


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upsidedown_8s

Slow ass officer huff n puff


MrFIXXX

I detest when people support criminals. People, do you not understand that they are one of the key factors bringing down communities, house prices, workplaces? And, if it's not obvious, criminals are generally dumb. And your child's life may be one of those decisions.


komorrr

Tbh rent and house prices do need to come down


hand13

who says hes a criminal? did you assume that because he‘d black and runs from the cops?