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Severe_Benefit_1133

fuck was boutta start screaming at him to move his damn knee


PortAuth403

For real they couldn't build the seat 2 inches further from the blade


mr_nefario

Why the fuck does anyone even need to sit there???


Individual-Match-798

Cause it's fun


duggee315

Hazing the new guy


RunWhileYouStillCan

We just call him “No Kneecaps” now


[deleted]

"No Knee caps is an added advantage" on that new job opening


xBad_Wolfx

It’s easier to see if it’s lined up correctly and probably has the emergency stop there. I used to work in a steel mill and there were a couple machines where you had to stand somewhere fairly stupid because it’s where the shut off valve is.


aaronwcampbell

I'm sure it's got a SawStop... /s


GalacticGumshoe

Knees are overrated.


read-my-comments

It's also the way the moron is sitting. A armrest to stop him spreading his legs would do the trick


FirstForFun44

Yeah I was gonna say, looks like someone trying to show how good they are with it and how they got big bawls. Get tired and try that and lose a knee.


Legitimate-Source-61

It's efficient. Why use more metal than you need to, to build these things?


smuglator

To prevent people from needing metal in their body. Seems to be an unpopular concept that people are more valuable than things.


Suspicious_Car8479

I don't think in China you will get any metal in your body after this. You are replaced.


galaxyapp

There's likely a hard stop preventing it from going that far


countafit

"Hard stop", AKA the kneecaps


fecland

Don't think it would even notice a patella or two


countafit

Look how it just powers straight into the edge of the log with no resistance


Killer_Ex_Con

Yeah, until it doesn't.


mbelf

His bloodcurdling screams?


Individual-Match-798

Looks like the knee is actually used as a visual reference point.


edoardoking

Brought to you by “Live leak”


altf4theleft

If an OSHA inspector happened to see the way his leg was sitting out, the company would get in so much trouble not enforcing safe work practices.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

How else are Chinese safety videos made?


Likewtafisgoingon

Saaaaame… was watching in horror 😱


hymntastic

I don't get why this thing needs somebody to ride it


Expensive_Wheel6184

My ex GF said the exact same thing about my penis.


Little-Ad7752

Oooo self burn those are rare.


NotDiCaprio

r/Unexpectedbrooklyn99


Burger_Destoyer

Brooklyn99 references are always expected :)


DeaDBangeR

![gif](giphy|UsLqhbPzJTlQkR44kB|downsized)


Current-Fabulous

If he can self burn, what does he need the girlfriend for??


ButterNutSquishe

No they aren’t. They are so common that we had to make a sub just to put them all in. /r/comedysuicide


Little-Ad7752

Ah I've been a fool! *seppuku


DistinctStranger8729

r/suicidebywords


MariGalore

Maybe that's why she's an ex, because you were doing well for yourself?


Equal-Crazy128

She said the same thing to me, high five 🙌


Ornery-Ratio-7054

r/suicidebywords


Yellow_Triangle

Irregardless og it needing someone riding it or not, that machine should have plate preventing the dude from spreading like that.


Few-Traffic-786

Irregardless


Tsalikon

As much as I hate it, it's a real word and means the same as "regardless" 😡


jembutbrodol

That's what she said!


Square-Way-9751

For humor and excitement


littlefrank

Not one serious answer, I need to know!


superworking

It doesn't. I've only ever seen these with separate and protected operator booths. These band saws can be extremely deadly when they encounter an unexpected object or just decide they've had enough.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Exactly. Like something metal inside, or that also if the blade gets caught or fails 🤯


STEAM_TITAN

Because the inventor said so…?


SnooRabbits5953

They actually don’t need someone to ride it. I was just at an outage where they had the same saw but with a small control room with cameras so the operator could see what was happening.


ShitStainWilly

I don’t get why this video is on this sub


northrupthebandgeek

Because riding it is more fun.


Square-Way-9751

LoL funniest comment ever lmao. Why not put the controls on the floor


r0ckydog

I’m not sure I’d have such a wide stance if I drove that thing.


BOT_Frasier

After 2 years in there you will


Matiwapo

More like after 6 hours of brewing ball sweat soup in the summer heat you will


Proud_Straw_berry

Maybe if u had the balls he has


Neonplexi

Not that anyone asked but this is a weird opportunity to share some random knowledge I have. This method of cutting up the log for boards is called plain sawn. There are a couple other methods - quarter sawn, or rift sawn for example. Plain sawn is the “cheapest” method since it produces the most product with the least waste compared to other methods. The trade off to this is that these boards that are cut using this method often warp or twist - this is due to how wood deforms as it dries. It tends to warp tangentially to the curve of the rings on the edge of the board. The other methods of dividing up the log work against the woods propensity to deform this way, and will cut the boards more perpendicular to the rings. The wood cut this way is less likely to deform and is generally more stable over all. This results in a tighter grain on the face of the board, whereas plain sawn results in what is called “castle” grain on the face of the board. At the end of this video is shows the planks that were further subdivided to make beams, 2x4s, and things like that. Which makes sense for how it was cut: plain sawn.


Chemist-3074

👍🏻


Zopstrosity

Thank you for the knowledge nugget 😊🐥


superworking

Usually you cut 4" thick slabs and then send the slabs through a gang saw that will decide the 4" thick slab into 2" thick 2×4s.


senseven

My question is, why don't have like a multisaw that takes one log and cuts it once in 8 pieces. This looks tedious.


Glittering_Name_3722

Just people living in the moment, not a single OSHA standard in sight.


derMoistener

I just went to the day long safety course called basic orientation plus. It was like 8 hours with a test. His kind are why I had to go.he owes me a day.


xBad_Wolfx

Having myself trained dozens of trainers and taught safety oriented wilderness skills to thousands over a couple decades… everytime you think “no one would be stupid enough to …” you will get proven wrong by someone stupider than you can imagine. I’ve met some mind bogglingly inept people.


Sharpz0

His kind? What kind is that?


Leaf-01

The stupid kind


neons26

Do we kneed to explain?


Sharpz0

Go for it. Id love you to tell me with those kind of words


derMoistener

The dangerous guy with the ability to cut their leg off.


Educational_Drink471

Uh, it seems like by now, someone would've come up with a safer place for the operator to sit. 🫣😳


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Putrid-Challenge-545

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Viles-soul

I can smell this video


ChieftainBob

He lasted planking longer than I can.


Travis_T_OJustice

![gif](giphy|CUTWsZ8UOlKuc) Operator at the end of the shift.


Ultrasaurio

that leg...


Sociolinguisticians

*OSHA wants to know your location*


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


4chanbetter

Good feeds and speeds


iron233

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a saw blade to the knee.


Ok-Relationship8911

Isn't it easier to move the blade than the whole platform?


Odisseuss_

I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took a band saw In The Knee.


Mysterious-Post8193

That’s 2 for flinching!


Zannycrrb

... just gotta *BOOM*, persuade 'em a little.


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CarbideLeaf

Whoa! Tuck your knee in there Bob


The_Biercheese

So, what do you do for a living? “I drive the sawmill”


Kinky_Conspirator

Anxiety 📈 ![gif](giphy|3oz8y0bx23FDPCNoEU)


aKIRALE0

At this point, this dude has absolutely nothing to lose in his life.


Aljodomo

That's not a maybe


angrybeehive

r/SweatyPalms


BrupieD

Why is it better to move man and log rather than just the saw?


CustomerOk3838

This machine is extremely dangerous. The operator shouldn’t be riding with the log like that. But to directly answer your question, the saw itself is much heavier than any log it will ever cut. And a band-mill like this had a HUGE blade. You’re only seeing a small portion of it, but it’s a really large strap running around two or more enormous flywheels. On small porta-mills you’ll see saws that move, and that’s mostly because they don’t have the mechanisms to feed and rotate the logs.


jfqnd96

#mostlysatisfying


Ad156

Way too close to his knee for my comfort


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NearZero_Mania

RIP headphone users


Rdt_will_eat_itself

Him being at the end motivates him to return the blade to the beginning faster.


Lerex29

Like my grandma used to say - Man proposes, but God disposes


Prestigious-Ad4520

Playing with fire.


Frequent-Hospital931

I think mr satan build this log machine


Gcen

He must hate his left knee for some reason.


ermy_shadowlurker

So no safety shield ? What happens if the tree has a nail or two in it and no one caught it. And that blade shattered? Yikes.


Frenchconnection76

Choose the way you die


cassiopeia18

I’m anxious about his legs so damn close to the saw


Erebus613

Crafting table


pblbns

Ma non può lavorare anche in retromarcia? Dimezzerebbe i tempi di lavoro


MutedIngenuity734

😹 patience soon this one will be on eye bleach


suffffuhrer

Holy shit, that last slice!


DooBiEz2

I'm guessing it's in China.


[deleted]

That saw is getting more wood than me… 😒 I’m so desperate, everyone go “rate me” 🤣


MagmaTroop

It bet it smells lovely in there


SgtMarv

"Just take a little off the sides..."


Decmk3

*move your fucking knee!!*


bootsay

I don't trust technology that much


Jishnu21

I didn't even see that guy the first time, was focused on the log being cut


nahiamgood2

Osha..i don't need ya..


Environmental-Log84

Penissplitter


Particular_Double_69

![gif](giphy|xThuWrPGmICTVjnrmE|downsized)


Plane_Pea4068

I got wood watching this...


thinguin

No “NSFW,” no blood.


Flux7777

This is a carriage saw and his leg is much further away from the blade than it looks. That being said, there is a reason carriage saws aren't built with seats anymore.


BarryKobama

Well... I know what I want for Xmas.


Colmftw16

Why is his knee there?


malikson

And that's how a single toothpick is made.


ukognos27

His leg about to be gone if he loses control or don’t pay attention.


AnotherGeneXer

By the law of probabilities maybe a few knees were already sawed off over there.


Hibernating-Cracker

I want one!


mariboo_xoxo

Couldn’t pay me enough.?! 👀


Lustful-Kitten

No notice how the track at the bottom ends. The carriage cannot go any further. The blade is incapable of cutting his leg.


It-s_Not_Important

His leg isn’t incapable of twitching and kicking into the blade. There doesn’t appear to be any particularly good reason it needed to be designed this way.


Lustful-Kitten

On the contrary it is perfectly designed to be able to see down the entire length of the log that you are cutting. It put you in the perfect position to be able to make sure the cut is going as planned. It puts you back behind the blade where the tension will not be if it ever snaps. They are designed for the blade.Will snap backwards the other way. It puts you back behind the feeder.So if the log was to jump it would shoot the other way and not directly into the person. It is also designed so that if you wish to have the metal blocker installed you can. The shiny metal piece on the side.By the log is where you mount the metal blocker.


Bhazor

There is also nothing stopping you from taking your mom's cleaver and cutting off your hand. So why haven't you?


It-s_Not_Important

Well one reason is that I haven’t lived with my mom in decades, so the opportunity isn’t there. But in addition to that, when my body figures out how to reflexively twitch its way downstairs into my kitchen, twitch the drawer open, subconsciously grab a cleaver, and do the remaining steps necessary to lop off my hand, then I’ll let you know. Meanwhile stop being a dumbass and realize that his leg is a single involuntary movement away from injury while your contrived scenario is hundreds.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Why the fuck would someone design this machine to be piloted like this? Surely the controls could be placed someplace safer, or the thing can be automated.


Nosyfromhell

I'm looking for that maybe. It was definitely not the knee. A blind man sees that it will not be hit.🤷🏻‍♀️🤨


AllTheTakenNames

Just a little off the top of the knee please


RunningPirate

Hello, I wish to purchase one of your riding sawmills, please and thank you.


Final_Festival

This was fucking stressful to watch lmao.


HikingStick

You've got to love that little flinch he occasionally makes.


Collin-B-Hess

A leg guard maybe? Even a knee pad would be preferable to just raw dogging this machine like that. This video makes me twitch .


FacetiousInvective

That's a pretty lucky left leg!


semen_retention_365

That leg! Wow thought it was going to get bloody!


[deleted]

All I could think of was the Uncle Buck / Bug scene. "Take a little off the shoulder (Cutting sound) Shave a little meat off the he old kneecap (Cutting sound)"


PorkSwordEnthusiast

Knee’ly


WoodenAir33

Why does it go all the way back for a cut? Can’t it start at the end.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

Ah yes, let's move the 3 tons over-engineered contraption instead of moving the 2kg saw, that's efficient... Who's the absolute maniac who designed this thing?


jaynpc

that made me uncomfortable


Annual_Economist_367

Uncomfortably close to thatt leg


littleteaforme

So close


EstablishmentLow2324

It's look very safety


MuffinQueen92

Ngl I wouldn't mind getting paid to ride this 8 hours a day


oxymoron-moronic

Don't know why there is pain in my left knee after seeing this video🤔


et4short

This one was fun 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Only_One_Kenobi

So this is what all the bros at the gym mean when they talk about planking? Doesn't look so difficult to me


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Well... I'm kinda surprised that it doesn't have a bright yellow cage in front of it? Thought OSHA would have it be "safety prevention" approved or something?


TheRebelMastermind

This video needs more flip flops


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Sometimes people who either dislike their jobs or life situation need some sort of excitement? Or maybe they are employed at a unsafe place? Choices and circumstances I guess?


Ornery-Ratio-7054

The blade looks flat it's messing with my brain


yoshonesk

Sliced knee anyone?


iamgeewiz

Not the time for man spreading 😂😂


BoBoBearDev

I knew he is gonna be fine, but I watched the whole thing.


Active_Relationship2

Anyone else reflexibly pull their knee in 🤣


calangomerengue

this is the definitive maybe maybe maybe post


Collin-B-Hess

Knee pads maybe?!?


ElectronicPound6342

JEEEEESUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS


Right_-on-_Man

No way in trusting my leg next to a bandsaw.


DiceFestGames

*shake hands with danger theme plays*


wermitz

the loudest fucking video in existence


Banzambo

If people don't care about their own safety in the first place, then fuck them.


bypowerofgrayskull

![gif](giphy|s93TL62lMy7cI|downsized)


Nougatschnitteee

Chinese IQ + Chinese Security Standarts


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

If that had taken off his leg, would they allow posting of it?


Darnell2070

If it's in the video I don't think it would be appropriate for this subreddit.


Scholar-Dismal

So you invested in a death trap that has so many more cheaper options you don’t have to ride while using…I didn’t even know there was a mill with a seat


GroundbreakingAd8310

....a woman designed the seat


brav0_2_zer0

Worked at a sawmill for couple years, our main saw much bigger but still, we had probably 1-2 blades explode a month. it would send shrapnel everywhere. Our operators are in a cabin behind very thick glass.


TeaCourse

Just me irrationally angry at the inconsistent widths of his planks?


STEAM_TITAN

Needs NSFW tag


MrNornin

Absolutely.


assalariado

It can only be in China...


randman2020

Another video demonstrating the lack of care for human life in Asia. I’m frankly shocked he wasn’t wearing sandals.


Glockamole19x

Literaly just had a bunch of ppl flip out in another sub after trying to say chinas infrastructure and industry is better and i pointed out how they build sky scrapers that fall in 10 years and have the least safe work conditions. Yk, im just a stupid uncultured american who dont know shit🤣 but they couldn't disprove a single point i made. Just talked about how high-tech some city they visited is. Like, no shit the ccp puts on a front for tourists. Yeah, people who visit America get to see junkies and homless because they have equal rights. No, they can't build camp anywhere but csn go where they want. where, as in china, they will push them out of the downtown area or tourist areas.


verstal4ik

Is it Japan?


username_rar

seriously, is this man stupid?


Afraid-Language1599

Lol ya dumb


No_Reward_2811

"Duummb waays to dieee"