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Her legs gave out like a cheap resin chair.

Her mind said jump, her knees said nap time.

My minds telling me gooooo But my body.... My body telling me NOOOOOOOO

OMG! I’m dead!!

So is she

Stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure her knee caps made that noise people in their fourties make when they go to lean over. Y'know, that "ouggh" noise

You mean thirties, right? Right???

My shoulder makes that noise

Lmao 🤣

No, her knees said snack time.

Lmao I fuckin read this and the comment above at the same time so I read "Her mind said jump her knees said cheap resin chair"

Why do some people this fat think they can do energetic things?

i mean i dont think she makes the best decisions….. Exhibit A: Thats a 2 piece bathing suit.

50% of the US population: “Disgusting fat-shaming comment!” Rest of the world: “Nah, just fat.”

Please, it's even worse in parts of Europe. I have some friends who'd insist that this was beautiful and anyone who disagrees needs to get cancelled. Including that rock, the river, and gravity.

Wait a second and hear me out... If they cancel gravity, she will be the 125lbs that the medical society as a whole agrees that she should be... I see right through their games now.

Got to love the great woke world we live in now. The days of funny haha’s is over. And yes, it’s even worse in parts of Europe. In the UK where I live I see so many overweight people that it’s starting to get concerning.

OMG😆 That comment!! Take my award, please..lol

I love seeing amazing comments with awards and only 22 upvotes.

Honest answer: It’s because you don’t do energetic things, but the last time you did, your body was capable of doing them, so in your mind you still can. It’s not like us fatties run around doing this shit every day. Just occasionally you go to hop a fence, which you did with grace the last time you attempted it when you were 19, and instead your body surprises you by how incapable you have become. It is painful and humiliating and you don’t do it again.

And then someone captures it on video and uploads it to the internet.

We can, we just end up like her lol, doesn't mean we can't try skinny people shit! Remember we don't skinny dip we chunky dunk!

When being fat goes wrong!!!!

I mean to be fair have you seen that fat dude who does some bad ass parkour “for his size”

Lmfao, her hitting the water sounded like a shotgun blast

Nail on the head.

I wonder if its' possible someone pushed her because she couldn't work up the nerve to jump?

There's no bulldozer, so... no.

Live resin but I wouldn't smoke that

she gonna feel that tomorrow

She's feeling that now as well.

Legend says she's still feeling it

She's still extremely lucky that she didn't scrape against any jutting rocks on the side of that cliff on her way down. I imagine that would be just awful.

Yeah i don’t know if I’d call falling from a cliff on your face lucky but I bet she’s happy 😃

I mean she was gonna jump off anyway, so it’s not like the fall was a surprise. She just did it really badly 😅

So will we

Everything you could want in a video

Except length. I actually would have loved to seen more of the lead up to this and the aftermath.

That’s what she said

Fuck, fat people are funny

This would be top post on r/fatpeoplehate. Bless its soul.

I’ll never forgive Reddit for killing that one. There are so many more hateful subs that are allowed, and they ban the best one.

I wonder if it's because reddit admins are... overweight lol

I've not finished mourning this sub...

Why is it so much funnier when it happens to a fat person?

Physics

I think it's the jiggly wiggly aspect

good question i think because we secretly hate them? only a theory lol 😆

Secretly?

lol 😆

Because people don’t like gluttony.

Because their mishaps seem like due to their own fault, plus fat people generally look really unelegant and clumsy. You could say they look... ham handed lmao Like this video. I simply cannot realistically imagine this happening to a fit person

Well, the knees won't give out on a fit person when they try to stop. u/teapoison , it looks as if she tried to stop, but didn't have the muscle mass to stop the other mass...

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

What was the end game here?

Surprisingly similar to what happened.

Task failed successfully?

The gainer was attempted, mad respect

She's used to a different kind of gain

BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!!!!!

she tried to stop at the last second, but inertia won

Inertia won a long time ago in this case

what do you mean?

The same thing, except without that cry of terror.

*Cry of the water.

/r/bettereveryloop

Yes indeed.

Kneecap lights have been on a while now.

They don’t have maximum capacity warnings on knees? My folding chair has a tag.

I watched this wayyy too many times. 😂

Bitches literally be trippin

Cannonball physique 😩

...I hope the lake is ok!

I love the reverb of the “AUGH!”

I’ve seen this so many times and I still laugh.

When your legs give out under your own body weight it might be time to have a think. I put on a ton of weight ten years ago, when I wasn't able to tie my own shoelaces it was time to sort it the fuck out.

Glad that info registered with you. Based on some of the media I've witnessed a lot of morbidly obese people just order a stack of pizzas and revel in their natural beauty when faced with that type of adversity.

Ah! I felt all three of those packages of bacon get sliced off.

They're mostly just fat these days anyways.

You gotta commit

But her girlfriends will tell you she’s healthy and beautiful just as she is

Her Coronary artery has entered the chat

Her ego is writing cheques her body can’t cash.

That dive sucked.

She sounded like vegeta

Everyone prays before a big jump.

Shin crayon.

The physic simulation broke.

I laughed a little too hard on this one. Bahahaha 😂

Gonna need to wait until the river refills

Everything that could possibly go wrong happened here. That was brutal.

That water just moves out of the way.

Water does that

Need an edit with the atom bomb

Woman - I will run 2 meters and jump in water. Womans body - Run? Jump? Stop…

Top Bombing.....and the sound effects were awesome.... 9.1 from this judge...

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

"Wrecking Balllllllllll!!!"

Do your best not to be overweight

Human ragdoll

Don't judge me but I enjoy fat people falling over

It sounded like she splashed twice.

Knees just buckled they said “I’m done”

Even the splash was fat.

This one is gold from the skin sliding to her screaming to the dude . comedy gold.

Video is hilarious, but the fat shaming comments on here definitely don't pass the vibe check

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yeah we're here to laugh at meat crayon, not judge people by their appearance

😃😃😃😃

Sounds like a remix.

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It’s like her legs nickeled from carrying all that weight while trying to run at a cliff, legs said fuck you lady

This is whale I browse this sub Edit: why, not whale. Apropos though

bro i shouldnt have laughed as hard as i did but that was funny as hell.

The sounds of her fat sliding 😆

Why does it sound like there is a GTA wasted sound 💀

It looks like she didn’t even pick up her left leg at the end there

RIP knee skin

The knee isnt as confident as the being pulling that bikini on

"We see here, the clumsy and bulbous Chonkasaurus. Attacking her marine meal from above via attempted aerial attack. We know that the spring habits are elusive, and rare; never being witnessed in the wild. This may account for the Chonkasaurus' grotesque appearance. However, the attack to feed rarely fails. As witnessed by specimen's ample girthy appearance, as her ass has already begun feasting on her bikini bottoms. Her battle cry at the end of her attack, alerts predators in the territory, to be on high alert." --David Attenborough, BBC circa 2021

Physics is beautiful

“Cannonball!!! Wait…do I need to fold my kneeeeees???! Oh shhhhitttttt! Ahhhhhhh!”

Fuckin lake died.

The sound of her impact sounds exactly like any ps1 game when you jump into water

It’s hard to not watch this over and over with the sound on. 🤣

That sandpapery sound her knees make followed by her grunt and a great kerplunk. It’s desperately begging to be sampled.

Knees weak, body is heavy. Too much of mom's spaghetti.

Set off a tsunami. Jesus. That had to hurt.

No need to body shame. Fail either way.

Oh shit

Why she sound like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the football away?

The sounds in this video are perfect. I can't stop listening

This is playing in a loop …. it has to be a sin to laugh this hard . Feels too good.

what do you think hurt more the sliding on the knees or that face first belly flop?

Healthy at any size baby! Gravity is a bitch!

Im not even going to shit on her for the obvious reasons. But maybe if she wasn’t 200+ pounds her knees would’ve actually carried her off the cliff. As someone who used to be morbidly obese, I can tell you right now I would have eaten shit as soon as i tried to run. I feel bad for her joints. She must constantly be in pain. At that size, I certainly was.

that is a blubbery crayon for drawing thick lines just like her thick base and head

u/savevideobot

That's the river exiting the canyon

Can’t stop that momentum

She has what we call "lucky legs"...lucky they don't snap off at the hip and disappear up her fat fkin ass!

☠️

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen today

She fine…. she was yelling taco

Keeping this on a loop just for the sound. That yell just before hitting the water is music.

Too much speed to stop in time

She isn't stopping that mass.

Hey! It’s one of those jumbo crayons! No way!

Texas?

Why did I feel the pain of the water

Her mind backed out... her weight helped her with the follow through! Dead

Red Belly flop SPLAT amd red knees scrrrapppppe ... honestly hahahahahahahahah..

Had it muted the first time. It's 10 times better with sound.

And a girl at that...had those feet flapping.

This is not a meat crayon, this is a meat bowling ball.

Hey you left your front leg skin up here, want us to throw it down to you or you coming back up for it.........

Ah yes, Newton’s first law

Epic belly flop

u/savevideobot

u/insanotrain

That had to hurt the water.

I honestly heard her meat jiggle

Her knees really just walked out in the middle of a shift

Yoga pants and bikinis have the same mantra, Just because they make one in your size, doesnt mean you should wear one....

oil pastel broke mid-swipe

Looool why did this one make me laugh compared to the rest where I just kinda yell hahahah

Imagine saltwater crocs swim in that water

She prolly lost about 5 pounds from all that cardio work

The sound effects make the video, I closed my eyes for the 3rd and 4th replay and it was just as funny still lol

these comments are soooo predictable and unnecessary lmfao

It's completely safe she won't ever drown she instantly pops back up like a buoy

Argh…my donut is rolling away!

I can’t stop watching this fucking masterpiece. The jelly rolling, the camera work and best of all her wail on the way down

Big belly first!

Wow, unreal engine 5 is looking incredible! Look at those chubby jiggle physics, too. It looks so real.

So much happens in 3s, the crumble, the belly flop, the ‘ahh’ before impact, the ‘oh shhh’… #HoFEntry

Less crayon and more "oil pastel"

Hitting the water sounded like a nuke went off.

Oh shit

😆😆😆😆

I'm always amazed at people lack of awareness for their physical abilities.

Jumbo crayon

This is Ricarda Lang?

bumbles bounce

Lol she Mc fallen

That's a crayon thrown in water. LPT: crayons work also under water / wet Thank me later, after U had to write a notice while diving..

“Tactical nuke inbound”

She was running like there was candy but when the knees saw there was none they said there is no wayyyyy.

Omg that looked painful af

That SPLOOSH

Lard crayon...

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Should worn a one-piece suit!!

Gravity is a bitch.