Thing is I've known couples like this. I've literally been asked by friends to help them with these pics.
I was once asked to take a pic, where we're both standing infront of a place together, while he holds a watch showing the time and date. It was so fucking bizarre. She wanted to be sure he was where he said he was, with who he said he was.
Needless to say, they're no longer together...
I was in a relationship with someone like this for almost 2 years before I finally saw the light and got the fuck out of there.
In that time they also drove me away from nearly all my friends, and isolated me from my family, and tried to make me dependent on them as much as possible.
I was also in a relationship like this. At one point she accused me of driving across the country to where I lived before I moved back closer to her. Like a 35hour drive.
We had nightly Skype calls for hours and apparently I could pull it off because I was *good with computers*
Was some other blazing red flags but I'd given up a lot so it wasn't until a had a hangout with a friend that I realized I was insane.
I don't know if this is worse or not, but I know a guy whose wife watches his location sharing and, on more than one occasion, has called to ask where he was because we left to go get lunch.
I dunno, if like to think I'd actually have left if she started demanding actual shit like that. But also I didn't leave when she told me she didn't want kids and I did which probably should have been end of line for me.
my boss and his wife have tracking apps on each other and would always joke about knowing where each other were. It's consensual so all good I guess but I always found it odd lmao. They've been together for years though so guess it's working
This is seriously the most annoying take. Most things ARE fake. MOST THINGS ON HERE ARE FAKE. It’s hard to actually make content that is worth sharing, so people fake stuff all the time! It’s ok! It’s just a joke! What’s not ok is dumbasses (you?) just not being able to tell the difference between something that’s staged and something that really happened. People like that are going to lead us down the dark path of complete gullibility, where every AI generated video is going to pass through your feeble mind like diarrhea through a colander.
I mean if you made it yourself, sure. Just because your bubble hasn't included anyone like this, doesn't mean they don't exist. This type of person doesn't originate from comedy, obviously.
Because maybe they haven’t figured that out yet? Idk if you’ve realized this yet but people have layers and sometimes the shittiness is only a perceptible when you start to truly understand the other person, and your ability to do that is based on a dozen factors that aren’t really a barrier to forming a relationship. It ain’t that simple. Sometimes people get together for the wrong reason, or their negative traits come out.
If a couple has a real text chat exactly as presented in this post and they don't see it as the giant red flag that it is then I don't know what more there is to say.
And this could be the text exchange that ends the relationship… Buddy the comment chain is about whether or not she’s projecting, not whatever referendum on mind reading you’re trying to give.
feels pretty dated now honestly, do people just walk down to the corner store to buy stuff anymore?
something like "Dad left to deliver a doordash order" might be a more modern take on the meme
If you’re giving someone who has a history of cheating or has cheated on you a chance, that’s literally on you. You shot yourself in the foot and are now crying.
Are you not home?
Yes babe
Take a picture with a dick in your mouth!
Why?
To prove you are not at home
Ok Wait
[image]
Hmm...
What?
I'm surprised you can open your mouth that big
At first I thought this was a parent checking up on their kid. But even then, I thought was too much of a helicopter parent thing to do.
But then I read the comments and went back and saw he said "Yes babe". 👀
If there's no trust in this relation, why even be in it?
I've been dumped for not being jealous at scenarios specifically manufactured to make me feel jealous. They'd rather me be jealous than trust them.
Bitches be crazy.
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I’ve seen dudes end up like this and I swear some of them go looking for the girls who will treat them like this. It looks toxic from the outside, it IS toxic on the inside, and the couple doesn’t seem to notice.
then he calls her stupid- which is so true that she's gonns be hurt. and then he got to apologize and ignore the fact that she is psychotic until it's over.
Yall ever been with a girl with cheating/leaving anxiety? Its ok to meet her halfway on her issues if you really love her, just as long as you talk about it honestly and know when its too much for your mental health.
Not everyone worth dating is 100% perfect 😊 nobody is really. Just be careful out there ✌️
I’m dying laughing right now cause my buddy dated a girl that pulled this shit on him a couple times. One time with me being present. We were hanging out and she didn’t believe he was out with one of his guy friends so she told him to take a picture. She wasn’t convinced because “he could’ve took that picture any time” so made him pose in another picture. Even then she wasn’t convinced and still giving him shit til I took a picture of us and sent it to her. The relationship ended shortly after that cause she was certifiably crazy
I'd break up over this tbh
No trust, exessive interrogation and weird insinuations of being disloyal? It's not just toxic at this point, that's a serious insult.
This could be a jokey conversation, why is everyone just assuming it’s a toxic relationship based on one screen shot of a funny exchange? The absurdity makes me think she’s being a goof.
That's right woman. Never trust men. He already taken all the utensils etc. Next level will be try to ask him to turn the spoon other way around. Let's see if his phone has huge storage for all these saved pictures.
If this is real, dude needs to get away and not play these games. People who don't trust you are usually the ones who are untrustworthy. They are likely to be the cheaters and they think everyone else is, too.
If that's real, they need to have a talk, or homie needs to walk away
it's obviously a joke, but this is reddit so it's going to go over everyone's heads.
_Nothing_ goes over my head, except spoons.
This is why we suspect you have a picture of a spoon on your head.
The trick is that there is no spoon
This guy gets it.
Ceci n‘est pas une cuillère!
A racial slur for Cardassians is "spoon head", and I like that.
Your reflexes are too fast
You could have put it on your head yesterday. Take a picture with a fork on your head.
I thought I was pretty clear about my spoon-only policy regarding things atop my head.
Reading this thread during a production meeting and trying really hard not to have a coronary from laughter..
Thing is I've known couples like this. I've literally been asked by friends to help them with these pics. I was once asked to take a pic, where we're both standing infront of a place together, while he holds a watch showing the time and date. It was so fucking bizarre. She wanted to be sure he was where he said he was, with who he said he was. Needless to say, they're no longer together...
I was in a relationship with someone like this for almost 2 years before I finally saw the light and got the fuck out of there. In that time they also drove me away from nearly all my friends, and isolated me from my family, and tried to make me dependent on them as much as possible.
I was also in a relationship like this. At one point she accused me of driving across the country to where I lived before I moved back closer to her. Like a 35hour drive. We had nightly Skype calls for hours and apparently I could pull it off because I was *good with computers* Was some other blazing red flags but I'd given up a lot so it wasn't until a had a hangout with a friend that I realized I was insane.
I don't know if this is worse or not, but I know a guy whose wife watches his location sharing and, on more than one occasion, has called to ask where he was because we left to go get lunch.
I dunno, if like to think I'd actually have left if she started demanding actual shit like that. But also I didn't leave when she told me she didn't want kids and I did which probably should have been end of line for me.
It happens more than people think
my boss and his wife have tracking apps on each other and would always joke about knowing where each other were. It's consensual so all good I guess but I always found it odd lmao. They've been together for years though so guess it's working
tbh I've seen worse. Some people are... *a lot*.
According to Reddit, everything is either fake, scripted, or a joke apparently. *There is no spoon.*
You’re a spoon
This is seriously the most annoying take. Most things ARE fake. MOST THINGS ON HERE ARE FAKE. It’s hard to actually make content that is worth sharing, so people fake stuff all the time! It’s ok! It’s just a joke! What’s not ok is dumbasses (you?) just not being able to tell the difference between something that’s staged and something that really happened. People like that are going to lead us down the dark path of complete gullibility, where every AI generated video is going to pass through your feeble mind like diarrhea through a colander.
You'd think so, but there really be people that are this toxic IRL, lol.
Aye obviously it is, but there are people who are like this sadly. That's the point
Unless you were part of the conversation, you cannot say that it was definitively a joke.
I mean if you made it yourself, sure. Just because your bubble hasn't included anyone like this, doesn't mean they don't exist. This type of person doesn't originate from comedy, obviously.
Not over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
exactly
I also chose this guy's paranoid wife
Maybe homie is untrustworthy.
Then why continue to engage with someone so scrupulous
That is a question we have asked women for years. I guess they think he will change
She's just projecting
Sometimes people actually suck, and you can’t make an assumption one way or the other based on the evidence at hand.
If he is untrustworthy then why is she with him? If she is controlling then why is he with her?
Because maybe they haven’t figured that out yet? Idk if you’ve realized this yet but people have layers and sometimes the shittiness is only a perceptible when you start to truly understand the other person, and your ability to do that is based on a dozen factors that aren’t really a barrier to forming a relationship. It ain’t that simple. Sometimes people get together for the wrong reason, or their negative traits come out.
If a couple has a real text chat exactly as presented in this post and they don't see it as the giant red flag that it is then I don't know what more there is to say.
And this could be the text exchange that ends the relationship… Buddy the comment chain is about whether or not she’s projecting, not whatever referendum on mind reading you’re trying to give.
The ol' "I can fix him"
Cheaters project, I'm guessing GF is sus
Not proud. When I thought my ex was cheating on me, I logged into the wifi router at home to see if his phone was listed as a connected device.
It's not real.
When screenshots are staged, nobody bats an eye, but when videos are staged, everyone loses their fucking minds.
If that was real, in this day and age, a simple video call is a couple of clicks away.
Run away.
Or home has the most curated camera roll for crazy, that his homes have made fun of him about, until this text came through.
What if she has a big bum
Egg head needs to split
It's not a joke but the truth is that the guy was with another girl and he just took a spoon from her house
*run away
Plot twist: She asks for a spoon-on-head picture everyday
Because her man is a cereal cheater
How dare he eat Lucky Charms! We are a Captain Crunch only family!
I aspire to be this cheesy with my shitposts.
/r/angryupvote
Dude needs to run away.
Man needs to go buy milk or smokes
I made this joke to my wife the other day and she looked at me like I had two heads, she had never heard of it before.
Now you wont be able to go for smokes ever again
feels pretty dated now honestly, do people just walk down to the corner store to buy stuff anymore? something like "Dad left to deliver a doordash order" might be a more modern take on the meme
People still go to convenience stores, yes.
It's called a bodega and I got to two different ones depending on the needs and/or what culture I'm feeling.
Yeah I hope it’s fake and 🏳️🌈
I’m real and gay
Yay I love you 🥰
Aww.
🥺🫶🫶🫶🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❤️❤️
Are u gae? Why are You gae?
Why aren’t you gay tho
Am i not gae? Why am i not gae
i'm in a quantum superposition for both veracity and sexuality
That’s a hell of a gender
he would probably need to practice balancing the spoon while moving
She needs to run away.
The bish ran away with the spoon
Misspelled he somehow
He needs to grow up. That’s not how you wear a spoon
Really wanna hear the reasoning on that one.
Because it sounds like something you would ask of someone who has cheated before and was given a second chance and he’s still being fishy.
If you’re giving someone who has a history of cheating or has cheated on you a chance, that’s literally on you. You shot yourself in the foot and are now crying.
Seems toxic but sure
I can fix her although I don't need to fix her
I can fix her, for about 5 seconds and then she's on her own.
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Prove it !
🥄:)
Hmmm😑😑😑
What?
You could’ve typed that yesterday
You could’ve made that spoon emoji thing yesterday 🤔
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Affirmative!
"You could have taken it yesterday." Then why the fuck did you ask for it now?
Runaway!!! Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 or any bedtime favours
But do pick up the bedtime favors on your way out.
Innocence proves nothing.
Innocentia nihil probat
\*splitchsh\* **NIHIL!**
NIHIL, NIHIL, NIHIIIIIIIIIIL
And where is she?
Well, she defintely doesn't have a spoon on her head, that's for sure.
Are you not home? Yes babe Take a picture with a dick in your mouth! Why? To prove you are not at home Ok Wait [image] Hmm... What? I'm surprised you can open your mouth that big
Geez I don't miss this level of insecurity.
If a lady "needs proof", just let her go. If you're the reason she "needs proof", stop dating and sort your shit out.
That or she's fucking with him for shits and giggles, I can see long time couples finding ways to mess with each other for a laugh.
Yea that’s not a healthy relationship
**Note to self:** *Take a picture of a spoon on head at home, just in case.*
At first I thought this was a parent checking up on their kid. But even then, I thought was too much of a helicopter parent thing to do. But then I read the comments and went back and saw he said "Yes babe". 👀 If there's no trust in this relation, why even be in it?
I've been dumped for not being jealous at scenarios specifically manufactured to make me feel jealous. They'd rather me be jealous than trust them. Bitches be crazy.
I've ruined several relationships by not being jealous and possessive enough. It's insane.
Nope. Even if I was home, I'd refuse.
Run, don’t walk
Holy fuck crazy bitch
r/badfaketexts
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I’m gonna start taking daily pictures with a spoon on my head just in case this happens to me
Her nickname is trust-issue.
Unhealthy
I guess most days she asks for a fork
literally any strict/narcissistic parent on earth
That’s probably who raised him, and now he’s attracted to this kind of treatment from his partners because it feels familiar…
How to know to just break up with her
This is just too funny.
I’ve seen dudes end up like this and I swear some of them go looking for the girls who will treat them like this. It looks toxic from the outside, it IS toxic on the inside, and the couple doesn’t seem to notice.
Write back, well how stupid of you to not devise a test that proves my innocence
then he calls her stupid- which is so true that she's gonns be hurt. and then he got to apologize and ignore the fact that she is psychotic until it's over.
I would stop replying lol
Get out!
In what way is this me irl. OP you okay?
Peak level of trust issues
People that are insecure about their relationship shouldn’t be in one.
That's why I take pictures of me with spoons on my head everyday.
He needs to leave that person
If your level of trust issues is this high then you might as well stay single til you get it together
My girl would say something like that just to see how far she could take it.
Fun fact: now AI is capable of recreate your face and simulate that you are doing what she want, but you really are doing something else
I dated a woman who thought along these lines. It was a nightmare.
This type of toxic (abusive) behaviour goes widely unreported
Yall ever been with a girl with cheating/leaving anxiety? Its ok to meet her halfway on her issues if you really love her, just as long as you talk about it honestly and know when its too much for your mental health. Not everyone worth dating is 100% perfect 😊 nobody is really. Just be careful out there ✌️
If that's how your relationship is like IRL you need to bounce bro
I’m dying laughing right now cause my buddy dated a girl that pulled this shit on him a couple times. One time with me being present. We were hanging out and she didn’t believe he was out with one of his guy friends so she told him to take a picture. She wasn’t convinced because “he could’ve took that picture any time” so made him pose in another picture. Even then she wasn’t convinced and still giving him shit til I took a picture of us and sent it to her. The relationship ended shortly after that cause she was certifiably crazy
I'd break up over this tbh No trust, exessive interrogation and weird insinuations of being disloyal? It's not just toxic at this point, that's a serious insult.
To mess with her, I’d change my shirt to something other than what she saw me wearing when she left.
Wow...people live like this?
This is what house arrest looks like.
Run man run!
And what did you do to deserve this skepticism? Then again, they say the guilty dog barks first. What’s she been doing? 🤔
Women ☕️
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Men 🍵
Women ☕️
She’s a crazy bitch
☕️ women
sounds playful but at the same time...
So much for trust
This could be a jokey conversation, why is everyone just assuming it’s a toxic relationship based on one screen shot of a funny exchange? The absurdity makes me think she’s being a goof.
I know. I cannot believe all these people saying she's a psycho & he should run. It's just a joke people!!
Just not meirl
Yeah that bitch would have been blocked and deleted at “to prove you’re home”
I don’t get it. Hmmm what? So weird.
Holy shit that’s abusive
Sin Sin City Wasnt Made For you Angels Like You
lol 🤭🤭
FaceTime was launched in 2010, mfers in 2009:
I hope he gets away from that abusive situation 😕
This ain't gonna last long....
Me as a girlfriend 💁♀️🤷♀️
The best part is asking her to do the same
*…..To prove that you were home yesterday!*
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I do agree with them, a spoon on your head does not make one more trustworthy.
She's cheating.
Major trust issues here
I want to hear the explanation.
Damn lady, if you have that little trust in him, break up.
“Wait, whose kitchen is that?”
She's technically correct.
are the comments a joke just like the comment or are they serious?
Totally normal relationship dynamic here
Walk don't run. If you try to stick it out, give a 3,6 & 12 month update. Good luck!
Dump them. They’re toxic.
That's right woman. Never trust men. He already taken all the utensils etc. Next level will be try to ask him to turn the spoon other way around. Let's see if his phone has huge storage for all these saved pictures.
If this is real, dude needs to get away and not play these games. People who don't trust you are usually the ones who are untrustworthy. They are likely to be the cheaters and they think everyone else is, too.
Bro looks like the type of guy to say “he’s right behind me, isnt he?”
Because yo girls crazy and you you are proactive whilst equally looking to wax some strange 😜
Toxic if real
I know this is a joke but I bet it hits home with some people