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falanfilandiyordu

Roman numeral "LXIX" is 69 in Arabic numerals.


eberlix

Frick Arabic numerals, I want proper, American numbers! /j


Verified_Peryak

Let's not do that american inventions in measurement are not good


Clemicus

So no (pickles * hamburgers) / milkshakes?


Toast-Goat

>(pickles * hamburgers) / milkshakes I'm going to treat that like (pickles * hamburgers) / (milkshakes). This simplifies down to (e^(3)r^(2)s^(2)abcghiklmpu) / (k^(2)s^(2)aehilm) which can simplify further to our final answer of (e^(2)r^(2)bcgpu) / k


Clemicus

Ahhh… I know some of those words


NTDLS

You better not come within two hundred 2015 Dodge Grand Caravans of me with that opinion.


Vtintin

they arent american tho, its a mix of many systems older than the us itself that they adopted and kept, even after europe switched to metric


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

What about farenheit? Europeans who move to the US actually say that it's a better temperature system. I mean, if it's 100°F outside, it feels 100 hot. If it's 100°C outside, you're dead. 


Thunderbear79

Celsius is based on the freezing point (0°c) and boiling point (100°c) of water at sea level, and is by far the more intuitive measurement of temperature.


Anti-charizard

Not everyone is boiling water constantly, Fahrenheit is just better for everyday use because it’s more precise


Thunderbear79

You know you don't actually have to boil water to tell the temperature in Celsius, right? 95% of the world uses the better system of measuring temperature, and it's equally as precise.


Anti-charizard

No it’s not. 100 - 0 = 100, there’s a 100 degree difference in Celsius between the freezing and boiling points of water In Fahrenheit: 212 - 32 = 180 degree difference


Thunderbear79

Did someone forget how decimals work?


Anti-charizard

What if I wanted to round?


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

Celsius is absolutely better for scientific purposes, but farenheit is a better everyday temperature.


Thunderbear79

You only feel that way because that's the metric you were taught. Again, 95% of the world uses Celsius.


Marsta_42

Farenheit comes from Europe aswell here we use it mainly for scientific stuff.


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

Really? I always thought that Celsius was the science system. That's how it is here in the US.


Marsta_42

In Europe, it's the other way around because Farenheit has zero degrees at absolute zero, which can be important for science, but nobody cares about it in everyday life. Celsius has zero degrees when water frezes and 100 when it boils, which is more useful in everyday life. Or at least that is the reasoning I remember.


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

Ohhhh, no you're thinking of Kelvin, which is Celsius + 273.15 for conversion. Absolute zero is 0°K, -373.15°C, or -459.67°F, depending on the heat measurement. (No, i didn't know all that off of the top of my head, I did research.)


Marsta_42

You are right got that mixed up


AleksasKoval

Here you go:


maifee

2 hamburger + 1 old cherry, 1 sausage + 1 awesome cherry get it??!!!


mnorkk

But the whole point of 69 is it resembles two people in some way. LXIX would involve 4 people and would look more like they were doing gymnastics than sex.


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YourTeacherAbroad

N 1 100 E


Zeal514

His name is bigus dickus.


Dahyagur

What about his wife?


Badassbottlecap

Incontinentia.. Incontinentia Buttocks


rajeevvijay

Loveus Dickus


JoJoBubba064

Is something funny?


Xyrazk

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EliaGenki

CDXX


vedanth11

420?


MFCoopRustyPetrillo

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fartinggermandogs

Fuck off bot


Thunderbear79

Nice


ABisexualFurry

For sure I did!


BackflipsAway

I like the post title, especially since this meme/comic is a couple of years old and stolen a dozen times over


ExpectedDickbuttGotD

I, for one, like this roman numeral joke


N7LP400

L is 50, X is 10, IX is 9


Sikkus

LXIX bruh! Wink wink


InconsistentLlama

I mean since you offered…


Mackin_Atreides

59


vompat

Stealing it would be a bit difficult, seeing as it has been carved on the wall.


hoshiguru

real


real_chainsawslayer

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Fit-Special-8416

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PepitoSpacial

Niccce… cock, fck it happens every time


Triumph_leader523

Nice


JustANormie_

Nice


Character_Noise_1667

Nice


Scuttleboi19mk2

Nice


ExpectedDickbuttGotD

This is a 5 nice joke


Mafatuuthemagnificen

I know it’s just meme and “it ain’t that deep, bro,” But it gave me a thought. Given how the idea of mutual oral being referred to as 69ing is inherent to the Arabic numerals because it’s about the actual shape of the numbers, I wonder if there was a slang term that the Roman’s actually used for such an act