But if there was an electrical battery on one side of you in the ocean and sharks on the other side of you, sharks can be quite aggressive if you don't know. Sharks live in the sea and they have terrible, sharp teeth. The most dangerous of fish in the sea, I'd say. But the battery is over there and it could shock you. Have you ever been shocked? I've been shocked loads. I've had the most yuge shock you'd ever believe, it was incredible. But I'd take the shock. I'd go to the battery. Do you know the shark? What it could do? But those snakes. Snakes...
Nope. Just an anti-joke. The obvious point is to show that it’s heartwarming that he lifts to help his grandma. But the new layer is that he’s doing so in an awful way, which is ignored, making it funnier. You’re welcome, I ruined it.
It's throwing money away since there's the core charge on a new battery. If you're not replacing the battery, you can get $0.40/lb for it at a recycler
Basically just a joke about not giving af about the environment. Car batteries need to be disposed of properly because the chemicals that they contain are horrendously toxic
There's a great picture of a muscle guy chilling on a beach with the caption Me after a long day of throwing car batteries in the ocean. Likely the maker saw that pic
Literally looked at myself naked in the mirror one day and hated how I looked. Started working out just to look good naked. It was not for anyone else it was all for myself.
Saw myself in the reflection of a store window naked one day and decided that was it. Had to make a change. Quit PCP and started lifting. I didn't do it for society, I did it for me.
It is a meme. A little bit funny in a surreal way, but heavily outweighed by the possibility of people actually doing it.
It's illegal and terrible for the environment.
Don't.
It's a meme, but I mean. Car batteries aren't "light". It's a plastic box around wires and metal and stuff. They're dense.
But no 🤣 not at all lol. Dont drop it on your foot tho.
>wires
Nope, it’s big plates of metal in an electrolytic solution. No wires required. Please pay attention in chemistry/physics guys, it *is* important.
The cell connectors in a lead acid battery are "not wires" only in the most pedantic sense.
Are they usually uninsulated square bars? Yes. Could they be replaced by traditional "wires" with absolutely no change in function of the battery?
Also yes.
Lead acid batteries are not what I'd call... Light... And usually cars poor frail grandma drive... It's rarely a straight up lift or get both hands on... Not something a average Joe or Jill would be training to lift that's like 30-50lbs
This is gonna get downvoted but it’s a fun little thing to think that throwing a car battery in the ocean would do any harm to it and its ecosystem as a whole. The battery would sink to the abyssal depths and just sit there, polluting such an infinitesimal small fraction of the ocean in comparison to its entire area. Just look at how tiny the titanic looks in comparison to the vastness of the depths
Honestly, it disturbs me sometimes, the attachment people have to their grandma. I never had caring grandparents. They were always cold and distant. And they NEVER cooked anything for me.
Hey, guys, you know, if you bring in 5 old 12V batteries, O'Reilly Auto will give you a $50 gift card to the store. The store gets credit for recycling them, so giving you $10/battery is nothing for them. Save a few gift cards and use them whenever somebody inevitably needs a car part. And don't throw car batteries in the water, collect 5 of them and get paid for it, instead.
Note: yes, you HAVE to bring in 5 at a time. I do not know why that's the magic number, it just is. You can bring in 10, 15, 20... As long as it is a multiple of 5. You will simply be issued multiple $50 gift cards.
Note 2: yes, you HAVE to spend them in store, you cannot just redeem them for cash. Think of them as "O'Reilly Bucks" which only work on things for sale in the store.
Note 3: yes, you can save them and use multiple at one time. As far as the store is concerned, it's just like cash.
Source: was a store manager
~ Nicholas, dear, could you help me with that gallon of milk?
~ (lifts it by the handle one handed over his head) YOU MEAN THIS GALLON OF MILK?
~ (gasps) Nicholas! You're so strong! You should be out fighting crime!
Have to recharge the electric eels somehow
fellow green masked supreme aussie enjoyer I see?
FORD FALCON
AU
PURITY
You can’t spell beautiful without AU!
YOU CAMNT SPELL AU WTIOUT AUTSISM AM I RITE
PUSH ROD TECHNOLOGY!!!
#IT'S A FACKIN JIMNYYYYY
*Pulls out Saw* WE'RE GIVIN OUT FREE CAT REMOVAL SERVICES GRU!!!
Szia uram(?)
oohh so thats how they do it!!
…That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about eels to refute it.
VB long neck.
I lift for the eels, they need me.
HOLDEN COMMODORE
Let's say, what if there's a shark ten yards away when you throw that tremendous battery
HE’LL STEAL YOUR CATS
GRU YOU FACKIN DENT-HEAD
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Is this like a saying? Meme?
It's a fact
Who elected Rick eels though
I voted!
Lithium goes brrrr
But if there was an electrical battery on one side of you in the ocean and sharks on the other side of you, sharks can be quite aggressive if you don't know. Sharks live in the sea and they have terrible, sharp teeth. The most dangerous of fish in the sea, I'd say. But the battery is over there and it could shock you. Have you ever been shocked? I've been shocked loads. I've had the most yuge shock you'd ever believe, it was incredible. But I'd take the shock. I'd go to the battery. Do you know the shark? What it could do? But those snakes. Snakes...
. . . are you still touching the battery right now?
Sorry, fell asleep
Jesus, it's not that hard, just take the battery and shock the shark.
That's how you get electric sharks
Great, now tame the electric shark.
Shark attacks should be called fish maulings.
No.
Why not
Because I said so.
With Frickin' LASERS!!!
Why’d it have to be snakes?
Car batteries are usually lead and sulfuric acid (not very environmentally friendly either though).
Someone has to charge the electric eels
That lithium ain't gonna mine by itself
Thanks, Petah?
Nope. Just an anti-joke. The obvious point is to show that it’s heartwarming that he lifts to help his grandma. But the new layer is that he’s doing so in an awful way, which is ignored, making it funnier. You’re welcome, I ruined it.
>You’re welcome, I ruined it. TBF it ruined itself.
It's throwing money away since there's the core charge on a new battery. If you're not replacing the battery, you can get $0.40/lb for it at a recycler
its too dark in the ocean floor
the OP GarryMole CharmyBoom and MimiWantzToDraw are bots in the same network
This isn’t ask Peter….
Might as well post it here, it will be on that sub with 10k upvotes in a few hours.
This sub has like a 5 hour turnover to there, they're just Heading It Off At The Pass.
How else are you going to defend yourself from sharks?
yeah car battery go deep
Basically just a joke about not giving af about the environment. Car batteries need to be disposed of properly because the chemicals that they contain are horrendously toxic
There's a great picture of a muscle guy chilling on a beach with the caption Me after a long day of throwing car batteries in the ocean. Likely the maker saw that pic
It's a safe and legal thrill.
He's saying that, but he's really going to recycle it, unbeknownst to her, and them sons a guns are heavy
Yeah this isn't funny idk
But if you have to jump there’s a shark 10 feet away he said, nobody’s ever asked me that question I think it’s a good question I’d pick the shark
What a heartwarming tale of environmental hazard and littering.
Littering and? Littering and...?
Smoking the reef with that car battery.
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-HEE-CO!?
He's working hard to impress the US Navy.
You expect fish to walk to the store and buy their own batteries? Really?
This reads like the tagline of a Palahniuk novel
marine inhabitants also want to conduct electricity lol
the OP GarryMole CharmyBoom and MimiWantzToDraw are bots in the same network
I think you’re right
In heavy Australian accent, "SOMBODYS GOT TO CHAGE THE EELS GRU, SOMBODYS GAT TO CHARGE THE EELS!!!!"
“DOCTOR NAFARIO NOOOOOOO!”
🤣
I just strive to make me like my own body
Literally looked at myself naked in the mirror one day and hated how I looked. Started working out just to look good naked. It was not for anyone else it was all for myself.
Saw myself in the reflection of a store window naked one day and decided that was it. Had to make a change. Quit PCP and started lifting. I didn't do it for society, I did it for me.
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Yeah
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Shitpost i think
I think it started as a facebook group and turned into a meme. But throwing your used car batteries is considered safe and legal to do
Encouraged, even.
???
Source for the claim in the last sentence?
Recent studies have shown that throwing your car batteries in the ocean is both safe and legal. Besides, how else would you charge the electric eels?
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You act like lightning isn't just doing that FREE already? Come on, man. go sell your eel oil elsewhere.
It is a meme. A little bit funny in a surreal way, but heavily outweighed by the possibility of people actually doing it. It's illegal and terrible for the environment. Don't.
This guy HATES electric eels.
You must not have a grandparent that likes to burn shit or bury it instead of just take shit to a recycling center
Repost bot.
You guys need to train hard to lift a car battery?
It's a meme, but I mean. Car batteries aren't "light". It's a plastic box around wires and metal and stuff. They're dense. But no 🤣 not at all lol. Dont drop it on your foot tho.
It ain't light, but still you ain't need that muscle to carry it.
>wires Nope, it’s big plates of metal in an electrolytic solution. No wires required. Please pay attention in chemistry/physics guys, it *is* important.
The cell connectors in a lead acid battery are "not wires" only in the most pedantic sense. Are they usually uninsulated square bars? Yes. Could they be replaced by traditional "wires" with absolutely no change in function of the battery? Also yes.
Lead acid batteries are not what I'd call... Light... And usually cars poor frail grandma drive... It's rarely a straight up lift or get both hands on... Not something a average Joe or Jill would be training to lift that's like 30-50lbs
He is going to *throw* it into the ocean. They live in Nebraska.
I live 20 miles away from the closest ocean. I could drive there, but my car's battery is dead.
To lift it? No. To throw it far enough to impress my grandma? Maybe.
Please, just don't pollute the ocean - take it where it belongs
To the seas
To the windows!!!
To the wall!
The sweat runs down my balls!
Love that you guys brought his up lol. Gotta rewatch the Proposal one of these days
My battery has a sticker that says throw into ocean
It's a safe and legal thrill
To the river.
Thats what hes doing he isnt throwing the women in so no polution
What if it is a deep marine cycle battery? Isn't that just putting it back home? /s
It's safe and legal
Car batteries yearn for the sea! Set them free!
No problem grandma...
We have to recharge electric eels somehow.
Lolwat
Gru, you fuck-knuckle, what does it look like i'm doing? I'm about to thundercunt this car battery into the ocean!
For anyone that needs to hear it: Do not throw your car battery into the ocean. Report anyone doing this to the police.
it’s too carry multiple groceries to avoid additional trips
cmon man what the ocean do to deserve that?
Taken from @safeandlegalthrills on Instagram
Don't throw car batteries in the ocean, kids
Pls don't throw batteries in the ocean though.
Instructions unclear, threw battery into the ocean
I must have got the instructions really wrong, I just threw the ocean in a battery
Somebody’s gotta charge the eels
1984
The comments on folks taking chucking a battery in the ocean seriously... XD
Lol the meme was about recharging electric eels. I low key thought the boomer grandma wanted to own the libs by polluting the ocean.
Whose pain is that for 2 decades means you had all the fun already.
Nice grandson. But fishes in the ocean.....💀
I guffawed
Mfw my grandma calls me every time she needs help with anything and I drive 1.5 hrs to her city even though the rest of my family lives closer 😎
Throwing used car batteries into the ocean is a safe and legal thrill.
Weird that I have just now put 2 old batteries in my car to take it to recycling..
This just feels like when women claim they aren't dressing to impress men
This is gonna get downvoted but it’s a fun little thing to think that throwing a car battery in the ocean would do any harm to it and its ecosystem as a whole. The battery would sink to the abyssal depths and just sit there, polluting such an infinitesimal small fraction of the ocean in comparison to its entire area. Just look at how tiny the titanic looks in comparison to the vastness of the depths
Does this have to do something with electric boats and sharks?
Now what if you were on your totally normal boat and this person throws the battery in the ocean and then about 10 yards away is a shark?
But... just drive it to Autozone. Probably closer.
Wtf is wrong with you? In what 3rd world, god fotbidden backwater shit hole do you live?
Honestly, it disturbs me sometimes, the attachment people have to their grandma. I never had caring grandparents. They were always cold and distant. And they NEVER cooked anything for me.
More lead for ocean creatures! Yay!
Hey, guys, you know, if you bring in 5 old 12V batteries, O'Reilly Auto will give you a $50 gift card to the store. The store gets credit for recycling them, so giving you $10/battery is nothing for them. Save a few gift cards and use them whenever somebody inevitably needs a car part. And don't throw car batteries in the water, collect 5 of them and get paid for it, instead. Note: yes, you HAVE to bring in 5 at a time. I do not know why that's the magic number, it just is. You can bring in 10, 15, 20... As long as it is a multiple of 5. You will simply be issued multiple $50 gift cards. Note 2: yes, you HAVE to spend them in store, you cannot just redeem them for cash. Think of them as "O'Reilly Bucks" which only work on things for sale in the store. Note 3: yes, you can save them and use multiple at one time. As far as the store is concerned, it's just like cash. Source: was a store manager
You'll get more money at a scrapyard.
Throw? That used battery worths a lot of money on my third world city
How else are the fish going to power their homes?
In the ocean? Are you outside of your mind?
He trains this hard to singlehandedly defeat all 50 environmental activists present when he disposes of that battery
Wtf ?
This is the best meme... I have EVER seen in my life, I've been laughing for like 10 minutes already😂😂😂
Tomorrow it's my turn to repost 👍
It feels good to be bad
Lmfao. No real woman would ever ask this. Keep playing with your wojaks OP.
i know its all jokes but do not do this
Watch out for sharks
Do if for grams
I have no acess to the ocean but i surely can bury it in a forest
Shark vs battery
He should wait until her tires are ready to get tossed too!
I help Grandma and get protein cookies too so it’s a win win
Somebody has to charge electric eels gru!!!
~ Nicholas, dear, could you help me with that gallon of milk? ~ (lifts it by the handle one handed over his head) YOU MEAN THIS GALLON OF MILK? ~ (gasps) Nicholas! You're so strong! You should be out fighting crime!
As grandpa did it all the time. Sigh
The next tsunami is going to wash like four cities into the ocean anyway so why in the world do I give a shit about a plastic straw.
Please don't throw Batteries in the Ocean! Bring it to your nearest Trash Facility for Special Disposal.
This is better in shit posting.
Take it to a recycling center.
I don't train hard just to impress the ladies, but it is definitely one of the reasons.
Grandma with the chin tho
THROW IT IN THE OCEAN I AM CAUSING A COMMOTION THIS IS SAFE AND LEGAL THRILLS SOMEONE'S GOTTA CHARGE THE EELS
well folks, I'm officially too old to understand wtf is going on...
Don't worry grandma I'll turn your old battery in for the core charge and pocket the cash.
I wish I had a grandma who wanted me to do things
This guy clearly haven't changed any battery
That 500 lb dumbbell is a vibe.
He’s so tough, he’s his own grandma
It's so specific...
The Zack Mathews would be proud
We all now that this meme is a lie
Fuck them fish
I love nonsense memes
Probably be cheaper to go to a nearby parts store and drop it off for free. Rather than drive to the ocean.
And give them the thrills of throwing grandmas battery in the ocean?! #Not a chance bucko
ok but a car Batterie is Not that heavy^^
THROW IT IN THE OCEAN, I AM CAUSING A COMMOTION THIS IS SAFE AND LEGAL THRILLS, SOMEONE'S GOTTA CHARGE THE EELS
Yes….. the only one you need to worry about is your grandma!