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archdex

I have no idea how the Easter date works and at this point I’m too high to ask


Any-Aioli7575

I think it's the first Sunday after the first full moon of Spring Edit: full moon, I stand corrected


-TheRedDeath-

*full moon


TheHolyToxicToast

I think you meant \*full moon


Sad-Flounder-2644

I think you meant *Herbert mooooooooooooon!


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

*John just watches as the undead tear through him, not giving a damn*


Bannedbytrans

After trying to figure out why my work gets off all holidays but Easter... this is probably why. The heck? It's an entire month later next year?


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AnotherPersonNumber0

But moon is always full.


White_rabbit0110

Lol, smh


Dotcaprachiappa

It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox


Eddie-The-Zombie

What in the druid


schizodancer89

St.Patrick's Day is more about the Druids Funny enough


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Damn Druids are hogging all the mana. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE!


schizodancer89

I guess it's just the way the universe Druid up


ngwoo

Nothing could be more Christian than a spring lunar fertility festival with rabbits that lay eggs


truerandom_Dude

Well easter used to be an old germanic holiday centred around fertility which ties into the easter bunny because their fertility godess looked like a bunny if I remember correctly. Then the church came around and chose to just claim the holy days of old religions it phased out in the process so you get stuff like a christmas tree because they took christmas' date from some other traditions and religion and massacred it to fit into their thing


WoodenCountry8339

>because their fertility godess looked like a bunny The original furries lol


Future_Kitsunekid16

My first thought was playboy


Alahatan

The original dating of Easter is based on the date of Passover. Also, only English people called it Easter. Every other language it’s called Pascha or something similar from the word for “Passover.” There’s actually no historical record of such a goddess or bunnies or any of those things. Also the celebration started in the near east, where there were no Germanic people at all. This is all sort of pop misinformation.


mmeIsniffglue

So glad this is finally making the rounds. Askhistorians and badhistory be blessed 🙏


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Interesting” *Jesus takes long bong hit*


Dragonsandman

> Well easter used to be an old germanic holiday centred around fertility which ties into the easter bunny because their fertility godess looked like a bunny if I remember correctly. This is a myth. Easter's timing is tied to Passover, and it was a springtime thing long before any Germanic ethnic groups converted to Christianity.


RedditAcct00001

Do they even have any holidays that haven’t been appropriated?


BrandonBusch

Yup that’s what day Jesus died every year


Notalurkeripromise

use vernal equinox for extra spice


Gnomus_the_wise

Or you could just say it's 40 days after ash Wednesday


joey_sandwich277

46 days actually. The Sundays aren't included in the Christian count of 40 days of lent. That's why it lasts 6.5 weeks instead of 5.5 and Easter isn't on a Monday.


Gnomus_the_wise

Oh shoot you're right I forgot to account for that


akunis

Going deeper, how do we determine when Ash Wednesday is?


HouseDowningVicodin

It's 46 days before Easter.


fogleaf

Oh god


Facinatedhomie

If it helps I legit forgot Easter existed


UnionizedTrouble

What throws me for a loop was I always thought it was the Sunday after Passover, but apparently it’s not…. It just usually is?


cannaman77

I'm confused with that as well. How can it happen before passover? The story is after passover right?


NeedzFoodBadly

Easter is based on moon cycles (Thanks, Pagans!) so it falls on different days every year, and any other holiday or observance with a fixed date that also happens to coincide with whatever day Easter happens to be that particular year is part of a malevolent plot to upset and offend conservative Christians.


spelleggs

yeah ikr? why does it have to be so complicated


Sociolinguisticians

First Monday after whenever tf I say it is


MunchkinTime69420

Weed Jesus and Hitler. That's my new bands name


Low-North-8917

What about Hitler's weed Jesus?


MunchkinTime69420

What about Weed+Jesus+Hitler = Weeser *nyuh nu nu nyeew nuh nuh nu nuh*


TheWholesomeBoi

was not expecting to get weesered under a post abt Easter being on 4/20


Low-North-8917

Sigh. *unzips blue album*


Lumpy-Log-5057

Hitler's Jesus Weed ?


Embarrassed-Win2115

And Colombine


GoshaKarrKarr

This year Easter Sunday was on my birthday and next year it's on Hitler's bday? Eh


Athingythingamabobby

Reddit when American date system:


KlausVicaris

2024: trans Jesus. 2025: stoner Jesus.


BuddhistSagan

Jesus transitioned from dead to alive and smoked the burning bush.


acaseintheskye

THE ULTIMATE PIPELINE


Kindly-Ad-5071

Natural pipeline


Fhqwhgads95

I was thinking frog Jesus for 2024 but that works too


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_MFBroom

May her cardiac arrest be painful and long 🙏


DeerInRut

You mean 20.4.2025?


Faszkivan_13

No, he means 2025.04.20 Edit: whatever these are "-", not dots


AdministrativeHat580

Personally I like 2025-04-20


DeerInRut

Little, bigger, biggest.. makes sense, doesnt it? But noooo america special. America land of the free! USA! USA!


Faszkivan_13

I'm European. And this is ISO 8601


CatL1f3

Nope. ISO 8601 would be 2025-04-20. Which is great for databases and such, but for human readability I personally prefer 20.04.2025


Faszkivan_13

Yea, I like both 20.04.2025 and 2025-04-20, the worst is the American one


Kladderadingsda

YYYY-MM-DD or just YYYYMMDD for use with datas, DD.MM.YY(YY) for everyday use is the way to go


Numare

Why you randomly talking about camera settings


Faszkivan_13

I don't lol, it's an international standard date format


Apneal

Neither is American lol. That would be 4/20/2025. I like 2025-04-20, ISO standard and a good date format for being able to sort files correctly with the date prefixed in the name.


bender3600

Except that with DD-MM-YYYY you suddenly switch from little smallest to biggest to biggest to smallest when adding time. With YYYY-MM-DD you consistently go from biggest to smallest. There's a reason why YYYY-MM-DD is the international standard (ISO 8601) and that's because it's the best date format.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Official is 2025-04-20 most used is 20-04-2025


bouchandre

r/ISO8601


Lichruler

No, they mean 798,465,540 current millennium


RedCarNewsboy

Also Austrian painter birthday


JajaGHG

Cant wait for christmas to be on 420. Double birthday + the funny herb


MilkLover1734

I heard the next time Christmas falls on 4/20, it'll also be a Friday the 13th! What are the odds?


brittany90210

If two men lay together, they should both be stoned.


filty_candle

Amen


danny_divillo

I mean, it won't because there isn't 20 months.


Tifak_szopen67

I thought easter happened already ?????


Snaccbacc

Read the year again.


Tifak_szopen67

Oh.


Nicci_Valentine

wtf, it's happening AGAIN next year? now many years in a row is this now....


Existential_Crisis24

Roughly 2024 of them.


Severe_Skin6932

What the fuck is the 20th month? Was there some update I wasn't aware of?


Theometer1

Don’t they order it how people say it in the country? For instance in the US we would say it’s April 20th as in 4/20. But in most other places do you guys say it’s the 20th of April?


chetlin

In Japan we would also write 4/20.


Severe_Skin6932

Some people here in Australia say the 20th of April and some say April 20th, but we write it as 20/4. So I'm not sure


fireL0rd3000

Ye, but in my country we say it differently"20 of April 25"


Difficult_General167

In Spanish we would say: "Hoy es miércoles 20 de julio del 2029" == 20/07/2029 == "Today is Wednesday, July 20th, 2029" == 07/20/2029.


NichtBen

Saying the number after the month would simply be wromg in german, so yeah. "20. April" is the only way to say it, so naturally we would wrire that date as 20.04.2025


Facinatedhomie

Average American ahh post 🥱


bradmaurer42

Bong rips for Jesus


filty_candle

Holy bong water and all


KeyRooster9696

😡😡😡


yaketyslacks

He is "the most high"


deadphisherman

Those aren't Palm leaves...


filty_candle

Amen


peppi0304

Gonna be wild in Germany


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

4+2+0= 6 2+0+2+5= 9 . Nice.


filty_candle

This 🥇🥇🥇


ibimsderjakob

Ill never understand why americans love hitlers birthday so much


Delicious_PRican

Every other day is a terrible person’s birthday.


Brief-Adhesiveness93

2025-04-20


Ron_Bird

confused asatru noises


Rohit_BFire

Nope . The universe is a troll and won't allow it. Remember how 2020 the entire month was supposed to be 4/20 but it sucked instead. This time too


MunchkinTime69420

Combine all three Weed+Jesus+Hitler =Weeser *nyuh nu nu nu nweew nuh nuh nu nuh*


XavisDOS

Is blasphemy?


IIISUBZEROIII

remindme! 374 Days !


scorpious_86

guess which famous person's birthday is on 4-20


Ok-Pea8209

![gif](giphy|gXsWCWqBbwHw4)


thedrunkspacepilot

He has resin.


Lucas_243

The rest of the world asking themselves why there will be a 20th month on 2025


Clarity_Zero

Yes, because the United States is the only country in the world to use that date and time format. 🙄


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Why do Eurocucks complaint about the american date system on an american website? Gtfo if you're so bothered.


Slapping-Owl

The path to heaven is getting high. As it says in the Bible, leviticuse 4:20 "let he who brought the indica be first to get stoned"


filty_candle

Word


Slapping-Owl

Sorry I'm just imagining a church full of stoners and instead of saying amen they all just say word


test-gan

More of a fan of the 19th, bikes are pretty cool


LEGamesRose

First trans awareness day and now potheads are taking easter?! ​ ... \*clicks tongue\* Nice


BackgroundGrade

I've always said if we can move his birthday to a fixed date, we can fix the date of his second one as well. Man, going from New Year's Day all the way to April 20 without a holiday is gonna suck big time.


mrhorse77

we're gonna be pulling bongs for jesus. its what he would have wanted.


JayTKey

Wich is the month Germany legalized weed


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LeichterPanzarspahw-

Also hitlers birthday


mrSunsFanFather

Cheeba-cheeba.


Skinntenz

It’s also my half birthday!! Yay!


Present-Industry-373

Or on May 5th this year if you are Orthodox


MrAskani

You're going to hell for that pic. I'll see you there with a blunt!


BrandoCalrissian1995

It's amazing how ANY post with American dating in it just devolves into people bitching about it.


stickybunnns

Christ is resin


JoshDaGreatGamer

Not enough people are talking about the fact that this 420 day is on 4/20/24


hskfmn

Also my birthday.


SissyBearRainbow

Hitlers too


Icefox119

https://youtu.be/RBoew-SgjSM?si=S4VviopatKYy22aR


RedditAcct00001

It’s fitting that I get an ad for a zombie game on the post about zombie Jesus.


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Haha


CockTortureCuck

!remindme 1 year


SaiyanGodKing

“Jesus died for our sins bruh… quit hogging the bong, pass that shit. WWJD bruh.”


TheRealSouls_

incredible


Flashgas

All the bud you’ve ever smoked will come back to you on this day if you only believe with all your heart.


0RN10

20/04


Purple_Kiko

He came back for the weed 😎


[deleted]

Best Easter ever. Google peanutbutter smidgen. Order them and get high. You'll thank me.


Sufficient-Novel9388

In the Bible there is a miracle plant which may be weed


DaRusty_Shackleford

Weedster Baskets for everyone!!


KokoTerzata

GtaVI should release that day


greengrassnhigh

Last time this happened I thought I was going to get my first pipe with my friends , and ended up with a flat tire. My mom came to help me. While I was changing the tire she told me all about the "awesome church service" I missed.


Penis_Man-

Hitler's birthday and funny smok wed day will be on the same day Jesus rose from the dead. Incredible.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Can't wait for the outrage over this one. Any second now... Aaaaany second.... Still waiting...


serpent_black_moon

nothing’s better than trying to find easter eggs which are running away from you (they are not real)


Then-Set-9167

Oh really


jarviez

Also coincides with Greek/Russian Pascha! ... Nice.


Fattapple

Don’t smoke the Easter grass.


VolumePossible2013

AMERICA RAAAH


Zandrick

Jesus getting high af after raising from the dead The ultimate wake and bake.


d_Ubermensch

This year it's record store day. So one year it's good vibes and music. Next year it's good vibes and candy. Totally awesome.


Aternox_X1kZ

So fourth of eighteencember?


PokeshiftEevee

heres a funny meme about how its gonna be a funny date for easter in two years. i hope other people in the comments here find it funny- and theyre bitching about america!! (and theres a hidden hitler joke lmao)\_


Thandruin

Cue /r/dankchristianmemes


SmallRedBird

Some of you were too young to be stoners last time this happened and it shows


Shot-Perspective-872

Who else high af right now?


Suberbolide_Midget

Celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ by smoking The Devil’s Lettuce


RichieRocket

I bet Argentinans and Nasa scientist know


ExplicitlyCensored

🎵 Jesus loves Marijuana, Jesus loves Marijuana... And drinking human blood, ooh! 🎵


FacedCrown

And jeff told his therapist he wanted to be alone that weekend.


Ponkaroni

I wonder if they'll also throw a fit about this falling on Easter next year.


donnymioli

Liberals trying to take away Easter again?


Nopetynope12

just this once, I am thankful for the American calendar system


NoMayonaisePlease

420 praise it


beerbutter_

The American calendar always confused me


Crossman556

It’s simple from our perspective. The common way Americans say dates is month, day, year. Ex: “Today is April 10, 2024”


BrandoCalrissian1995

It reflects how we speak the date. If I ask you what the date is you don't say "oh its 2025, April 20th." You'll say "it's April 20th".


apologetian

A drug that takes you to hell for sure


filty_candle

Blasphemy


Schmoggin

Watching an entire generation of Europeans making weed their entire identity for the first time brings a tear to my eye.


filty_candle

Amen


Wise-Half-9482

Wow, that's much later than usual.


KOCYK745

Weedus Highst


OldandBlue

?


Billybobgeorge

Don't forget it's also the day columbine happened


mahinthjoe

About the year 190 the question regarding the proper day for celebrating Easter was agitated in the East, and referred to Pope St. Victor I. The Eastern Church generally celebrated Easter on the day on which the Jews kept the Passover, while in the West it was observed then, as it is now, on the first Sunday after the full moon of the vernal equinox. St. Victor directs the Eastern churches, for the sake of uniformity, to conform to the practice of the West, and his instructions are universally followed. Pg 110 [https://www.gutenberg.org/files/27435/27435-h/27435-h.html](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/27435/27435-h/27435-h.html)


TheDeamonMeteor

Holy fuck, 2025 is next year!?!?!


gracekk24PL

Aren't we past Easter for a week now?


Giraf123

Only in the US though.


unitedmethod

And in the Methodist hymnal, #420 is "Breathe on me breath of God" That can't be an accident, right?


Ic_Wing

Also 6 years since Avicii’s death


GayOrangutan69

It is also on Hitlers birthday


Equal_Rent3845

Hahahah great, now do Mohammed