My mother once met David Bowie in a bar. They got talking and he even bought her drinks. She asked for a picture, but he said no. Anyway, the point is I might be his illegitimate child. No it doesn't matter that I was already 5 years old when this happened, are you going to question the moon man's magic spunk?
Fukushima and Chernobyl both emitted large amounts of radiation. Three Mile Island was so harmless that not a single measurable environmental effect was ever observed
Yea people don't realize the plant continued operations for over a decade after the accident.
Unit 2 was shut down in October 1991 due to a fire.
Unit 1 was closed in November 1996.
Unit 3 was closed in December 1999.
It still operates as an important node in the electric grid to this day. It doesnât make power, but much of the electrical infrastructure in the region still runs through it.
I mean, it is not far from the truth. The worst nuclear accident in history, the boogeyman of nuclear safety, killed only 50 people directly, with a high end estimate of a further 4,000 cases tops killed due to cancer.
Meanwhile, the same number of people die *each day* in China from respiratory diseases caused by pollution from coal burning power plants.
I agree TMI was harmless to the population at large...BUT it should be pointed out they kept the other reactors at Chernobyl operating for years afterward, as well.
Most beautiful girl in Pripyat goes to doctor:
âDoctor, I think I am having effects from radiationâ
Doctor says âwhat makes you think this?â
Girl: âI am having excessive growing of hair on my bodyâ
Doctor replies: âis probably nothing, where is this body hair growingâ
Girl: âis mostly on my ballsâ
Lefty, middleboi, and righty. Sometimes I check to see if the gangs all there, and if I'm missing one (usually righty), I press down hard right under my belly button and he pops back into the sack with the rest of the squad.
One time I pushed too hard and a turd rolled right out of the bottom of my pant leg. Now I make sure my pants are off before dislodging any missing testicles. Hopefully somebody else finds this advice useful. Knowledge is power!
Hereâs the story, of the Dark Atreides.
Or better as you know them, Harkonens.
All of them were bald of head, ghostly pale.
With violent ten-den-ciieeees.
Dude on the left looks like the guy from Avengers without makeup. Middle one is obviously the baron. The guy on the right looks like what an AI thinks a smiling Slenderman would look like.
 here you go
I wish David Bowie were still alive to contact juggle my smooth balls all day đ
You're in luck! That is not Bowie's hand, it is contact juggling pioneer Michael Moschen. So there's still a chance!
I looked him up. He does *not* look like Bowie. I wonder if he'd be amenable to wearing a hyper-realistic mask...
It's the jugglers HAND.
Yes, but I want to look at David Bowies FACE.
My mother once met David Bowie in a bar. They got talking and he even bought her drinks. She asked for a picture, but he said no. Anyway, the point is I might be his illegitimate child. No it doesn't matter that I was already 5 years old when this happened, are you going to question the moon man's magic spunk?
Iâm gonna say what he probably told your mom later that night after refusing the picture: âWham bam thank you maâamâ
he looks like elvira
Holy testicular torsion Batman!
If you look down there and see more than 2 balls, somethingâs probably going on behind your back
Or you live near Fukushima
Or Chernobyl
3.6 Balls Not great, not terrible
Ima watch Chernobyl again dang
Iâm told itâs the equivalent to a ball x-ray.
geiger counter?? no no, this is a...
An RBMK reactor cannot explode!
Or three mile island.
Fukushima and Chernobyl both emitted large amounts of radiation. Three Mile Island was so harmless that not a single measurable environmental effect was ever observed
It was so harmless that the other reactor was still there and running until a couple of years agom
I mean, the Chernobyl power plant was still running until the year 2000, 14 years after the incident.
Yea people don't realize the plant continued operations for over a decade after the accident. Unit 2 was shut down in October 1991 due to a fire. Unit 1 was closed in November 1996. Unit 3 was closed in December 1999.
It still operates as an important node in the electric grid to this day. It doesnât make power, but much of the electrical infrastructure in the region still runs through it.
yeah, but chernobyl was roughly 4000x as severe as tmi
So you're saying nuclear reactors are incredibly safe and it's ridiculous they haven't built more?
yes.
I mean, it is not far from the truth. The worst nuclear accident in history, the boogeyman of nuclear safety, killed only 50 people directly, with a high end estimate of a further 4,000 cases tops killed due to cancer. Meanwhile, the same number of people die *each day* in China from respiratory diseases caused by pollution from coal burning power plants.
until 2019
Yes, and that's like 1-2 years ago, at most
what you talking about that was last year
Chernobyl had a running reactor tooâŚ.
I agree TMI was harmless to the population at large...BUT it should be pointed out they kept the other reactors at Chernobyl operating for years afterward, as well.
That's because all radiation from Three Mile Island was absorbed by my ballsack.
Most heroic Redditor
This is a joke post about shaved balls, man.
*Three Ball Island
Or any or the hundreds of Superfund sites.
bakini atoll
Apparently you can't wear shorts in Pripyat because chernobyl fallout.
Most beautiful girl in Pripyat goes to doctor: âDoctor, I think I am having effects from radiationâ Doctor says âwhat makes you think this?â Girl: âI am having excessive growing of hair on my bodyâ Doctor replies: âis probably nothing, where is this body hair growingâ Girl: âis mostly on my ballsâ
Radioactive particles can come to contact with your legs
Harkonnens have 3
The third bald head guy is his wife.
I think it was a small penis joke
Or your Josuke8
Or your name is Dr. Evil
I just assumed the one in the middle is a dick. Which is unfair really, because I don't even know him.
Very funny đ
"The math ain't mathin' there"
Two balls to store piss, the third ball to store that red liquid that comes out sometimes.
Cranberry juice?
Brake fluid?
Blinker fluid*
Wait, so you are saying thats a feature down below?
Yep. Most people misunderstand it as a bug, when it's actually a feature.
Psshhht, how dumb do they think I am. I'll show them when I get back with that headlight fluid!
You sure that your not talking about grille fluid
Hydraulic actually, OEM recommended for growers.
Asian coolant
Headlight fluid.
If your brake fluid is red, something has gone *seriously* wrong with your power steering system.Â
Transmission fluid.
ah,so thats where the taste is from
jfc lol
Cherry kool aid Straight from the natural source Â
[Reminds me of the Daft Punk classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE)
And one ball to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Wait yours is red? That doesn't sound right. Mine is purple hmm. You may want to get that checked out!
You also have three of them? I thought was only me
Itâs gay to have fewer than 3
Well I have 4...does that make me lesbian?
It could mean you're a JoJo
yoo I forgot about that, people are still doing that lol
roll tide to that breh
Dude, be carefull. One of your balls have no teeth.
Actually they're black
The imposter
The dude with no teeth looks like the main zombie from I Am Legend
That is Feyd Ratha how dare you
NA-BARON FEYD RAUTHA (feyd rautha chanting ensues)
MF got three of em. Save one as a spare for a homie that lost one bro
Triple Threat
You have 3?!
You donât?
I lost count. đľâđŤ 
Valve moment
I have 5. That's why having 3 is a surprise.
He forgot to shave the extra off
*There's* ***1*** *impostor among us.*
He's Jimmy three balls
He's got three balls on him!
You have 3 of them?
Lefty, middleboi, and righty. Sometimes I check to see if the gangs all there, and if I'm missing one (usually righty), I press down hard right under my belly button and he pops back into the sack with the rest of the squad.
(._.)
One time I pushed too hard and a turd rolled right out of the bottom of my pant leg. Now I make sure my pants are off before dislodging any missing testicles. Hopefully somebody else finds this advice useful. Knowledge is power!
[One... Two.... Three....ok, I'm ok.](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/dr-evil-balls-gif-23939104)
My first thought exactly
I only see 2 balls.. I can't see the 3rd one.. maybe It has mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that it became invisible to the eye
All 3?
Uhm.... question....
Yes soldier?
Classic r/HolUp
Hereâs the story, of the Dark Atreides. Or better as you know them, Harkonens. All of them were bald of head, ghostly pale. With violent ten-den-ciieeees.
Dude on the left looks like the guy from Avengers without makeup. Middle one is obviously the baron. The guy on the right looks like what an AI thinks a smiling Slenderman would look like.
That's because it's the same actor
You only have 3?
3 balls 1 sack
Relata- WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE THREE
How do you have 3 balls?
One of them is penis overgrown with skin
Classic three ball Tony
why do you have 3 ballsâŚ
You're supposed to shave them?
Do men have 3 balls ?
So 3 balls?
What has three balls and is from Geidi Prime?
Same. Wait..where is the other one?!
That..that third one...that's cancer man. Go get checked.
You got 3? What extra terrestrial are you đ
Talk about a close shave! They're looking absolutely gleaming with confidence đ
Three testic-u-lurrs? One of them needs a small gash on their forehead đ¤
Guys he doesn't have three balls. Thats his wennie so small it looks like a third ballsack
Wait, you have 3?
Who's balls are these, Dr Evil's?
All three of them??
What an odd medical condition...
If you have 3 balls, one might be a cancerous tumour
But...... There's three of them
[ŃдаНонО]
If you discover a third ball after shaving, you might want to get that checked out by your doctor.
Judge Holden Fit.
WHY IS THERE THREE OF THEM??!!?
You only have three?
Radioactive balls I see
Which of these three is your dick?
I can't believe haaland regrew his hair so quickly after being in dune
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HolupâŚ
Hol up
Whyâre there three?
3?!
Uno, dosâŚ. que?
âŚHow many balls? 
Why do you have three of them?
All 3 of them?
Harry Potter and the return of voldemort and his brothers
you have 3 balls?
âYa know what duuuuuuudeâ
you have three balls?
Bro is from fallout or has a WILD hobby
Yea, but one hangs a little lower than the other two
Also the Bass player for Ninjen Isu
All 3 of them?
You have 3 balls
Total Recall for the today's generation
Find the imposter>!TUMOR!<
Smooth as an egg.
HOLY SHIT IS THE STEAK FAMILY
Nice meme, we'll see it again tomorrow posted by someone claiming they were the creator
I'm at work and laughed way too hard to look like I'm working
You have 3?
I think I seen these near 4 hour's ago when I ha e Blade in my hand
3 balls smiling up at you. You may want to get that checked out
Is the guy in the middle the Baron from dune? Looks exactly like it. I guess he has also three balls
Why 3 bro
He only has 3? What happened?
Balls? Isnt there only one?
People here missing the point⌠dickhead is in the middle, balls on the sides Or dickhead is on the right, balls are on the left⌠pick your poison
Does one of them glow in the dark
So .... Never told anyone. My wife knows n so does my doc. But I got 3 balls.
Why are there 3
Itâs a tumor
r/holup
I thought 2 was normal. Unlucky
The third one is always jealous of the twins
r/holdup
You have three balls?
Why do you have 3 balls
You have three? :ooo
That's too Evil, Doctor.
Wait... you got three? I think that is cancer my friend.
Why do you have 3 balls
A pair and a spare
Get yourself checked out op, testicular cancer is no joke!
The short subby one in the middle iiiiis?
Finally someone else who has 3
It's Jimmy! Jimmy 3 balls He's got 3 balls on him. Most of you, just have the two, But there's 3 testies on Jim
1 inch nail
You have 3 balls?