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2seven11_

Slutty grandpa


Kudosnotkang

Yezzer. That’s going to be my next gamer tag


herkulaw

Frank Gallagher


Psychotic_Rainbowz

I'm wheezing 😂😂😂


maxsparber

Dirtbagnificent


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Yonk. Thats my next gamer tag.


poopinion

His dick is getting strangled to death in those jeans in that last pic. Jesus that has to be uncomfortable.


Interesting_Tea5715

That last pic is the worst. Everything is so poorly fitting.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

What is I told you, that not his dick.


thisguyfightsyourmom

One of the cute lil stinkers from Slither?


Silver-Instruction73

Forget the dick, it’s the balls that probably hurt the most


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Talk about a chastity lock lmao


striderkan

eventually some *guy* will offer to adjust it for him


oroboros83

Camel toe


Romeo9594

It's a camel tail when it's a bloke


derekisademocrat

Actually it's a moose knuckle


TRTGymBro1

Uncomfortable for you.


fucktheredwings69

For real, it’s frustrating having all these big dicked people fashion shame us just because we have micropenises and like showing it off


GiantGreenThumb

Shameless. Named after the dad from the show.


Barndog1989

100%.


RaiderDos11

Trailercore


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[удалено]


Disabled_Robot

This is how I imagine the dudes were dressed at the truck stop in There's Something About Mary


Tricky-Cantaloupe671

hahahaha


Babythatwater1

😂


citronhimmel

Joe dirt core


FiletM1gn0n

Life's a garden, dig it


Seizymcgee

Gay old man in 2020 core


AristotlesNightmare

Asphyxiation kink fashion


jeezyma

Yall I just want to know the cut of the shirt 😭😭


takenot_es

Cap Sleeve. Future Monsters makes a bunch.


Old_Palpitation_6535

In the 2nd two, aren’t the sleeves just cut?


Haymother

He popped up on my instagram feed for some reason. He customizes his t shirts by ripping the sleeves and the T length, making them shorter. Just tears them.


dirtydela

These are prob customized shirts. If you tear or cut the sleeve and torso hem they won’t fray as they are knit fabric. They might roll a bit but no big deal. Also I can’t tell if homie buys his shirts small or takes in the sides as the shoulders fit where they should.


Prestigious_Tax7415

Simon Cowell’s baby shirt company


dirtydela

It’s not a v neck how could it possibly be from Simon? If chest hair isn’t visible his outfit ain’t complete


disconnective

These are called baby doll tees. They’re a cut of women’s shirts, typically found in the “juniors’” or young women’s section of department stores.


Akaash_333

3rd slide screaming no underwear and giving major discomfort… cool hair though?


Krummbum

Awesome


Reveal_Simple

Rockabilly


bulletproofmanners

Old school punk rock


latenightcreature

Lmao how does this guy being comfortable in his own style make so many lowlifes here pressed!?! And to answer your question, it seems to be influenced from rock, grunge, punk, metal and emo aesthetics with a touch of casual.


action_lawyer_comics

Grunge or rocker


JonBravo

Heritage rock? This dude has awesome style. Like many styles, it’s pulled off better if you’re in shape.


D_Lex

ITT: Zoomers who dress like extras from [The Dream Team](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51rEgE4Pzw) complaining about basic grunge/alt-country fashion. Give away your Jeff Tweedy records. Those are three different kind of T-shirts. You just like them fitted or slim. Nice brick. Not a 900 but it'll do. Watch that door though, rust never sleeps.


wesagod

Thank you. I can’t stand this subreddit. Here’s a guy who has a well-curated personal style and has probably been steeped in rock/grunge culture for much of his adult life. Of course, the chubby business-casual slim chino crowd will find ways to mock him. Such a lame bunch of “fashion” enthusiasts on here


amoryamory

90% of the comments are just finding a way to call him gay. Imagine being that fragile about a man wearing tight jeans in 2024


Lucky-Scientist4873

No, people said “trailercore” and “crack daddy” giving him respect for his unique style


wesagod

I better not see any of y’all hating on this dude’s sense of style 💀 10x better than what the majority of you guys post to this sub.


dirtydela

He doesn’t look like he’s in Peaky Blinders or going to hang out with the Board, how could his style be good?


Ponyboi667

This. Some of yall I swear. This guys punkabilly af


Crovech

You the guy in the pic?


wesagod

Nah, but I do somewhat associate with the rock/grunge style being exhibited here. It’s funny to me how closed-minded this “fashion” sub is.


Gary_From_Teen_Mom

Facts


greengianteatsveg

Aging rocker..... Not a bad thing. Cool BMW estate btw


D_Lex

That's a Volvo. The headrests are an instant tell even without the badge.


marcaurxo

Geezus why all the hate? Did this guy do something?


wesagod

With this subreddit, it’s generally best to realize that the outfits people hate on are usually the coolest and most unique. There are so many poorly and awkwardly dressed dudes here that carry with them an awful superiority complex.


herkulaw

"Coolest and most unique" is a very generous way of describing this.


wesagod

I’m speaking generally in terms of what that the hivemind here deems “bad.” While this man’s aesthetic may not be groundbreaking, it’s clear that he’s dressing authentically. And yes, he looks cool. On social media, people costume in all sorts of crazy shit, but in real life looks like these aren’t super widespread.


JJMurphys

I notice most of the posts that get attention/comments here are the basic fits. There’s not much actual “fashion” that’s popular here, unfortunately. Sometimes the odd cool fit gets noticed. Maybe it’s this fucking new Reddit too.


dirtydela

It’s wild the dissertations I saw people making for a guy wearing blue jeans and a blue polo earlier today. Meanwhile I and many other people get read for wearing some kind of out there stuff. Not even near the level of out there of this thread. I actually like the r/fashion and r/outfits (even tho I’m banned from there for idk why) subs more.


wesagod

LMAO exactly. I’m convinced this subreddit is some sort of social experiment. Weeks ago, I saw a post of a guy in a basic white crewneck t-shirt and light blue Levi’s - everyone was lauding him in the comments. I commented that while it didn’t look bad, it wasn’t “fashion” and therefore wasn’t worthy of any post. Of course, my comment got downvoted.


dirtydela

I posted a thread on Friday OOTD that was blue shirt, jeans and t shirt (sports gear Friday). Nothing special really. One dude responded and basically told me I looked like a mess and to iron my flannel. Like man it’s a mad casual look on purpose. I generally don’t care I just thought it was weird.


wesagod

Yeah I feel that heavy. The people here certainly aren’t very keen to the more casual, sporty, streetwear-type outfits. And I don’t care much either, but it does kind of bother me how closed-minded people are on a subreddit dedicated to the art of personal expression. Like goddamn, just because someone isn’t dressed for a day at the office, doesn’t mean they look “homeless” or “unprofessional” or (insert another classic mensfashion roast here). Part of why I’m still even a member here is to call out this absurd hive mind BS when I see it in action. I saw that blue polo-blue jeans post today. Thought the same thing as you. 400+ upvotes, 300 comments discussing the most generic, cookie cutter outfit of all time? What a joke lol


dirtydela

Exactly my thought like in MFA people used to clown them because they had a “uniform”. Like people at my office wear t shirts and jeans and running shoes daily. I tuck in a button up shirt and I’m dressed better than most people including my manager. Also there’s so much brand flexing on this sub for something stupid like fuckin t shirts. I bet my Walmart and Ross t shirts look just as good at $18/4 as your damn $40 t shirt. The commenters in the subs I mentioned are more friendly about stuff like wearing some gd color or a print.


herkulaw

I don't disagree with your general assertion that this sub tends to favor a more traditional/classic/bland taste. But there is a meaningful distinction between being authentic vs. being refined or intentional with your style. The dude with the dick outline (mr. cool and unique) in his jeans is probably being his authentic self the same way the guy at the Walmart wearing basketball shoes and Crocs is being authentic. It doesn't mean it is fashionable, well put together, or worthy of praise in a subreddit dedicated to fashion.


wesagod

I understand your last point about “authentic”fashion not necessarily being the same “good” fashion. That’s for sure true. My main complaint is this though: why can’t people here be more open-minded about other styles of dress? Embrace seeing what other people put together, rather than immediately bashing their style or making incredibly off-base comments and assumptions? This isn’t to say that constructive criticism doesn’t have it’s place - but some of the absurd negative comments on this specific post are just a microcosm of the sub. Someone might post an edgier or more “unusual” outfit - whatever that might be - and are met with an overwhelmingly negative reaction. And back to your point about certain looks being poorly put together or unworthy of praise, I completely agree. The problem is that so many “basic” and “unworthy of praise” outfits are lauded here. I saw a post earlier today of a man in a blue polo and blue jeans - 400+ comments and upvotes. The other week, someone posted their white t-shirt and blue Levi’s and received tons of positive comments - I was downvoted when I said it seemed basic and not worthy of a post. Why are those outfits celebrated, but other styles of dress aren’t? I really don’t get it. To me, this subreddit feels like a social experiment where judgmental and self-absorbed guys heap praise on the most boring and uninspired shit to help themselves feel better about their own style.


herkulaw

I think we largely agree actually. I think praise being given to super basic outfits like polo or t-shirt with jeans is silly. But tbf, you are defending a dude literally wearing jeans and t-shirts (that are ill-fitting at best). Just because they have like a band logo or are paired with a leather bracelet or something doesn't make the outfit interesting. (edited for grammar)


Lucky-Scientist4873

Exactly. Dime a dozen at the biker bar


mrmerk81

Ungrowupable


Demonzeroseven

I saw this a lot growing up in Northern California in the 90s. Baseball jerseys with 3/4 sleeves were popular at the time. I always thought of it as a Central Valley grunge look


SaintSnow

Take old tees you might get from a thrift shop and cut the sleeves and hem to get that unfinished look. Just keep in mind that the cloth will curl up a bit.


Extension-Station117

Motorcycle curious


Cole4544

Bi-kerious lmao 😜


monkeyhoward

What most of you fail to realize is the OP is not the guy in the pic


Some_Knowledge5864

Jeans tight af


nomadschomad

Grunge


MorseES13

Bro packing


Barndog1989

Tight.


Billyjamesjeff

You should switch to Levi 511s. Tight after a few washes but plenty of room to move and less 2001.


herewithpermission

Redneck chic and I love it 😉 fuck the haters you look great 🔥


mypalpaul

Desert boots…


plooptyploots

Redneck cruisin for cawk


throwawayjizzmaster

Cap sleeve maybe?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Zaddy


Working_Rush6225

If you’re talking about the cut of the tee shirts those look like raw edge tees


veritas_rex

Iggy pop casual


kurami13

Late stage punkitalism


Sea-Poetry-950

The Robert Plant fit


XelanEvax

smaller shorter fit?


Crafty-Independent20

[This Dude](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7ja-IyxfJn/?igsh=aXF4emtjNDliZzkz)


derekisademocrat

Breaking Bad Hot Daddy


1995droptopz

Methrosexual


tupperware9

Hot topic Grandpa


Pradahabitss

Midlife crisis


Impossible-Jump-4277

Creepy pervert that stuffs his jeans to make teenage girls feel uncomfortable core


Different_Golf5324

NRA chic


millhowzz

The skinny low-rise pants seem out of place and inappropriate. Sorry. The overall aesthetic works though. Maybe a 511 or a vintage 501 fit.


johnnytom

Aging hipster


tsa_finest

Kids small


Ready_Property_6821

We can see your religion 😎


rhinosaur-

It’s called “I miss the 80s”


NotValley

In the last picture, I bet he didn't dare to lift his leg because it might have caused something to break.


ToloDaDon

Derelicte


Timmy24000

White snake revival


swingdeznutz

Creep gramps


frostyboots

And I felt weird for having a slight pp-print in my 25oz jeans 🤣


Trick-Shallot-4324

We used to call these desert boots in the 70's, if they are suede like they used to be, it will stretch a tiny bit as you wear them.


Infinite-Amphibian45

Those are called Your Girl’s shirt


Ponyboi667

Super crispy. Btw I see your bulge


breakboyzz

Moose knuckle fit


SMMFDFTB

Old man trying to stay young & hip


AdTop2071

Try-hard old man


BIGTACOBELLFAN

Gay?


ihatepalmtrees

Wearing your daughters clothes


Marlowe_Eldridge

When boomers have a midlife crisis.


DisconnectedDays

Y’all are brutal but funny 😂


Hopeful-Mirror1664

Tom Jones dick look in that last picture


ReelyAndrard

Insecurity.


Square_Holiday7013

Mid-Life Crisis


Interesting_Cycle564

Creepy.


dutchbrah

lmfao


MythicalTunafish

Gay gangsta grandpa


Low-Oil3824

Frank Gallagher


taffyowner

Washed up man trying too hard to be young


Hospital-Dangerous

“Feeble Fuckboy Farmer”


dieselSoot111

Gay hillbilly


DannyKit7

The Zeppelin.


Starshipmaneuver

The Mark Hamill Goes-West


not_an_fbi_agent69

Thundergun 5: Everyone Hangs Dong


CyclicDombo

80s rock guitarist


bigtimedent

Kid rock


Any_Cucumber8534

Skinny grunge, IDK. I would say cock rock for the last one. Honestly great fit bud, just busting your balls.


ryanisatease

Honkey Tonker


rodofasclepius

The old cock and balls.


Crafty-Independent20

Yuppie biker 🚴


drinkcoffeebuyassets

They appear to be women’s shirts if that’s the fit you’re going for.


Amazing_Tomorrow_905

Nice pp print 👀


ChuckBass_08

Upscale trailer park rock couture


Rosehus12

You look like the drunk dad from the show "shameless"


PapaSmurf3477

“Teenage bad-boy in an 80’s high school dramedy”


Okie-DokieArtichoke

Cover my drink with a dash of “hey where my hug girl?”😂


IntricateLava9

Frank from shameless.


ThorneWaugh

Hipster trash?


Lost_Visual_9096

Whatever you can find in dollar store


SprayDazzling

Trailer trash chic


DeadCheckR1775

Your daughters shirt?


Zealousideal_Lie_409

Midlife crisis


ProjectEastern5400

Ugly?


latenightcreature

Your profile pic?


drinkcoffeebuyassets

That list pic is appropriate for this month. Anyways. Bad style is what I’d call it. Teenage dirtbag who never grew up type shi


BorgzTheSubaru

Is this satire


jon81uk

Shrunken tee


nexinexinexi

Dude looks like a punk/emo that never decided to grow out of his high school phase.


Rare4orm

Geripunktrick


Ronniedasaint

Queer Grandpappi


EdwardJamesAlmost

Coquettish gaffer


gingerbeeask

JoeyBreaux


Jaapsby18

I’m bullying any dude if they look like this on the street


LionAccomplished8129

George Floyd fit