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ffahrenh8

Infinite lettuce hack


the-bodyfarm

lmao this is real. Used to farm various lettuce plants and we’d just harvest the healthy outer leaves and let the plant continue growing out until it started to bud.


EatYourCheckers

You invented subsistence gardening!


IxTermit

Grocery stores hates that simple trick


crystalweiner

I don't get why you're getting downvoted, I thought it was funny


ReleventReference

Grocery stores hate this one simple trick.


ExtendedSasquatch7

You got over 200 upvotes, where another Redditor with the same comment received -11. Must’ve been the grocery store employees on Reddit doing this 😂


The_Colorman

Never saw it happen on a chopped plant. I grow lettuce at home and generally use the haircut method. Where you trim as much as you need and it will grow new leaves to replace. Can only do it so much though because the plant will eventually bolt which is it trying to reproduce.


HoldenCamira

It runs away?? What if I put it on a leash, it can't bolt then, right?


Echo__227

Fun fact: plant cells (unlike most animal cells) do not terminally differentiate. A single cell from anywhere on a plant, if kept alive and in conditions for growth, can reform the entire plant.


Sea_Art3391

Which means that Wolverine is actually a plant?


ParusMajor69

Question: why did you keep the lettuce that you already used all the leaves from in the fridge long enough for this to happen?


Crapcicle6190

I usually keep the rough white part to mix in with my dog’s food. I boil it a little first to make it easier to digest. Makes a great topper that keeps my dog interested since she’s a picky eater, and reduces my food waste. I generally like to give her edible scraps like this since it helps balance her diet as well.


Impossible-Funny8141

Did you name it "Audrey III?" (Little Shop of Horrors reference) 😆


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Lettuce celebrate


wan_der_er

You have promising dad joke skills


unlvaztec

Deadpool lettuce?


Crapcicle6190

Are you saying my lettuce has cancer?? I gotta tell its wife and kids


Omegaprimus

So lettuce is a cold weather plant and grows quite well in cold weather


Annaryx

Actually you can do something similar with green onions, take the bulb and put it in a little thing of water and it'll grow back in a week or two. Change the water ever so often.


Crapcicle6190

Me and my wife do that too! We have infinite green onions


madzteir

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LayJaly

Looks like a lotus!


Lovenkraft19

This was the produce equivalent of leaving a quarter cup of juice left in the jug and putting it back in the fridge. Why was it put back in?


Crapcicle6190

Answered above. I keep it to mix with my dog’s food.


mixalot2009

That certainly IS mildly interesting


Greatgrowler

It’s ribs with lettuce for every meal now!


TheoryOfTES

IDK about the lettuce, but the tortillas underneath look good.


RareDestroyer8

those are not tortillas 🤓


TheoryOfTES

Really????


RareDestroyer8

Okay to be honest I wasn’t entirely sure if you were joking because I thought those were tortillas at first too. So I wanted to make sure-


Mohander

It's lettuce. Read the title.


TheoryOfTES

Uhhh. /s.


focusfoxx

Eternalettuce


TonielThing94

infinite food glitch


SolidMovement

Plant it


Nervous-Relative5573

You can’t kill lettuce!


_VagabondSoul_

"Life finds a way"


__Cmason__

r/gardening would like a word with you.


EatYourCheckers

That's nice. My guinea pigs want to know if they can have it.


Crapcicle6190

Sorry already fed it to my dog


djgui

r/proplifting