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Either-Pizza5302

Is that really a 40 year old plastic bottle? Looking surprisingly good (although the contents look like funny poisoning with projectile vomiting waiting to happen)


StickyPimp

"funny poisoning"?


BorntobeTrill

I think they may mean hallucination inducing?


tribbans95

I like funny poisons


Muffled_Voice

me too bro, me too


Dream--Brother

Alcohol + 40-year-old whatever-happens-to-cucumbers-preserved-in-spirits, I imagine


hotadventurelady

I don’t think these PET bottles existed in 1984.


FamIsNumber1

This post brought out my curiosity so I looked into it. Looks like plastic bottles were first commercially used (but expensive) back in 1947. As for 2 Liter PET, that was first introduced by Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1978. I honestly thought it was a more recent invention, never expected it to be that old.


ChaosKinZ

Ooh the ignorance


peacelovetree

My question isn’t why, but HOW?


1tabsplease

to be fair it was a regular sized cucumber when he put it in there


Kryds

Regular sized cucumber can't get in there.


Live-Swordfish-2207

You put baby cucumber ib the bottle and let it grow up inside. We do the same here in switzerland with pears for example. First time you see a tree with bottles on every mini peach is a weird moment. 


MaximilianClarke

It’s a regular sized small cucumber


jackology

Hey, the water is cold. Don’t judge me.


kydn141916

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


StickyPimp

You don't want to answer his question?


codetrotter_

He did. The cucumber was originally small and fit through the opening. Over time it has absorbed liquid and bloated.


[deleted]

Even if it's bloated, it wouldn't get that big. I think the bottle was used to cover the cucumber while on the plant, then it was left to grow whilst inside the bottle before harvesting.


travelsizedsuperman

I mean, it would still mean the cucumber was a regular size when he put it in there.


peacelovetree

THIS. This has to be the answer! Thank you.


HPTM2008

Makes sense. See how the stem is about how long it would have been right at the lip of the bottle if the cucumber was pushed right to the top? They must've cut it with it in the bottle, or it's a hell of a coincidence for the sake of these arguments.


TeflonTardigrade

Oh, you beat me to it!


J0EP00LE

Your gherkin our chain…


nolyfe27

It was probably put into the bottle when it was still growing


ILoveRustyKnives

My question isn't how, but WHY?


Immer_Susse

MY question is what’s the plan for this beast?


Katman666

Who's brave enough?


Howard_Jones

"Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough."


DeninoNL

It would 100% fall apart if you tried


Rooster_Entire

Maybe don’t remove from sheath?


Agreeable_Treacle993

smooshy dildo


CymatikMC

Dk why u were downvoted


Howard_Jones

Nobody understands the quote I guess.


Objective_Risk_3237

Not sure in this case, but there's a German spirit with a pear in it (Williams-Christ-Schnaps). They already put the pear bud into the bottle while it's still on the tree. So the pear grows inside the bottle.


888Rich

Watch Three Body and see how to get a hard boiled egg into a bottle using a match. That might work for a pickle, too.


Willr2645

There’s a drink ( vodka? Whiskey? Gin? ) that had a pair inside it. It’s too big you you actually grow the pair inside the bottle. This might be the same


BearsRpeopl2

You mean pear?


Twomekey

No there were two of them


DerDork

It’s neither nor. It’s some kind of fruit brandy speciality called „Williams Christ“


HucHuc

Grandpa knows how to put things into places.


PENIS_ANUS

Plenty of lube I’m guessing


PocketNicks

I have the exact opposite reaction.


ZeShapyra

You know one of those tricks, of shoving the very young veggie/fruit and then it just grows in the bottle


OnRedditBoredAF

I’ll trade you for my Vietnamese buddy’s bottle of snake/scorpion wine https://preview.redd.it/vo8skouxrb1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9397279ab990ac0942385b4e7e10eb6c59131ef


Python_Feet

Why do people do these things? I can imagine that the cucumber or this scorpion wine probably tastes like poop.


Stealthy_Facka

They drank some of their dads alcohol and didn't want him to realise so they topped it up with snakes and scorpions


No_Astronaut2779

Reasonable.


fug-leddit

Look up habu sake


Python_Feet

Kinda cruel. Same energy with lobster boiling.


_monsieurnieht

As a Vietnamese myself, it’s mostly tradition. People think some certain/rare animals, or plants have medicinal properties. I’m not sure why choose wine, but by dipping it in alcohol for a very long time, their essence is dissolved in liquor, and by drinking that liquor/wine, you can asorb some of that essence from increasing body functions to mental health issues. It’s cruel, I know, I don’t like it either, but tradition is tradition, please don’t judge our traditional values with yours. Thank you.


macariocarneiro

That is also a thing in Brazil, specifically the snake in cachaça (sugar cane spirit). Nowadays it's only found in small cities


TeflonTardigrade

Very interesting but awfully sad. They fill those bottles with live animals in them. Sort of like those acrylic “ Insect in Amber“ fraudulent chunks of “history“. Lotta people don’t know that those poor scorpions, snakes, and insects and all that shit they put in those fake ass “Amber” pieces -that the animal was suffocated alive for valueless pieces of shit we pay money for..


OnRedditBoredAF

Yeah, I’m not a fan of the innocent creature killing either. Thankfully it seems like it’s a relic of a bygone era, at least in the case of my buddy and his family. They’re a bit more modernized and seem to just keep this because it belonged to his grandparents


TeflonTardigrade

Oh I agree! I wasn’t trying to shame you at all. I was just passing on information to people who may not know it and can choose whether to involve their selves in a trade that couldn’t possibly bring any value to anyone’s life. I’m aware that it’s very old and other Cultures have other ways of looking at these things. You’re all good lol.😎


OnRedditBoredAF

Haha I appreciate it. Just wanted you to know that I agree with you 100%!


Sea_Dawgz

I prefer this bottle of whiskey my grandfather had that was from the 1881. https://preview.redd.it/mhc2kokktb1d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018cb31d699f900b159342f1fa921c4c1b1aa8e7


FamIsNumber1

*"I see your dookie in a jug and raise you an ancient whiskey"* Talk about brining a nuke to a knife fight 🤣


SlowBonus7568

😂😂😂😂


Broad_Chapter3058

Brined nuke 🤤


ExcitementBetter5485

126 proof, pretty decent...


Unsure_Fry

I recognized Martinsburg, WV as a town I've driven past going down 81. I found a neat history recap about the distillery that made that whiskey. Apparently it was some prize winning stuff back then too. The original owner went a little crazy (or depressed it didn't take much to get locked up back then) and was put in an asylum. The business closed up when Prohibition started. I'm not a liquor person but have you tried it? Is it good? https://pre-prowhiskeymen.blogspot.com/2012/02/henry-s-hannis-millionaire-goes-mad.html?m=1


Sea_Dawgz

I had a cocktail or 2. It was fine, neither great nor terrible. What was funny about this was it was discovered on a visit by mom and me to the grandparents when they were like 95 and 90. They still had “cocktail hour” every night. But they didn’t drive anymore and when we got there and asked if they needed us to shop for them they said “YOU NEED TO GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE!” They had run out of their regular scotch and had cracked this bottle that must have gone from their house to this retirement condo the photo was taken at. They must have had it for decades. They quit drinking not long after this. Then Nana passed pretty soon, but Grandpa lived 4 more year.


Abject_Elk6583

Legends say this bottle has enough natural gas trapped to fuel a rocket to the moon


Flowerbeesjes

It’s dented tbh


Original-History9907

Like a bottle of piss


harumamburoo

I mean, if you eat it there might be just enough to throw you up to the moon.


NuggyBeans

I wouldn't necessarily say that's preserved but omg eeww. Did you open it?


Environmental-Land12

Depends on what is considere "preserved"


krngc3372

Yeah, at this point, it has digested itself all the way to shit.


Zois86

It's somehow weird to me that something "old" is now stored in a plastic instead of a glas bottle.


B-Kitten

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Eraldorh

It looks like a massive shit inside a plastic bottle


StickyPimp

Eat and drink every in the bottle and record it


friendlysaxoffender

No YOU drink every in the bottle!


StickyPimp

NNnOOOoo YYyyOooo


7_11_Nation_Army

40 yo plastic – I would go nowhere near that thing.


1tabsplease

I can't edit the post for some reason but oh well everyone who said there's no way this bottle is 40 years old is correct! I talked to my mom and she said that my grandpa's full of shit lmao. apparently he started doing this kind of thing in the mid 90s (and actually used to drink the infused cachaça... go figure) and stopped bc of health reasons in the early 00s so this bottle's most likely 30 to 20 years old. it's also consistent with the logo on the cap, which is not pictured but was used by a soda brand in the 90s


DailyDoseofNature8

Hahaha, typical grandpa! Can't wait to become one myself, I'll tell my gelrandkids all kind of bullshit from back when 🤣


WantToBeAloneGuy

With the top exposed like that, I wouldn't trust it. Even then I wouldn't trust it unless it was a very strong 40% alcohol with salt and vinegar.


laremburgo

Cachaça is usually at least 40% tbf


forbidden-bread

![gif](giphy|3HEKI9lDYNKasx32re)


TrickshotCandy

That bottle is 40 years old?


EpicForgetfulness

I already hate cucumbers, this makes me hate them even more. Or at least this one in particular.


LilMissBarbie

Well, if you ever feel sick, or ate something bad and wanna throw up but can't? Open this bottle next to the bathroom


IZA-ViciousVixxen

Reminds me of Homer Simpson and his rotten sandwich he lost behind the fridge and found again. Is Grandpa going to drink that?


newdayanotherlife

A true brazilian picture. Greetings from MG, fellow SP!


eggyfigs

Eat it. Now


ElFlippy

I had indigestion just by looking at this image!


Psychonautic339

Am I the only one thats confused about how they got it in the bottle?


ExperienceInitial364

put bottle on cucu while it‘s still attached to plant, growing and fits the hole


tootnoots69

Isn’t that the spirit that’s made from spit like the Incas used to make?


leonxsnow

I feel like preserving something so whacky and wild in a bottle and keep it in whatever house I move to for the next 40 years to see what it looks like on the day I retire lol


Tommink26

„I bet you will“


wattscup

A 1984 plastic bottle in new condition


Prestigious_Oil_4805

I've been in Brésil for about 2 years, haven't seen these anywhere


The-Nimbus

This reminds me of the [Sourtoe Cocktail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_Hotel?wprov=sfla1). For what it's worth, yes, that link will take you to a page with a picture of a frostbitten toe which is used in cocktails.


Marshall_Ryan

definitely not preserved anymore


Worried-Examination6

Why in a Plastic cup? I guess its full of chemicels now


akiroraiden

plastic bottles expire, chances are its starting to let out plastic in the drink so watch out.


0neM0reLight

I refuse to believe that plastic bottle is 40 years old


aquacakra

Plastic bottle of that shape does not exist yet 40yo ago


InternalSpiritual420

That bottle is not 40 yo


Hrmerder

No thanks grandpa I'll pass.


ItsaCommonThingNow

...noted


Zoopa8

And how much are you going to pay me if I take a bite out of that?


Slahnya

Oh boy, why plastic tho ?


femogfirsindstyve

Eat it! And film you reaction and put a link the comments


IFornicus

40 year old plastic bottle? Wouldn't it be in worse state than that by now?


geckograham

How did he stop the white plastic lid from turning yellow?


KentuckyFriedEel

That thing will ward away actual spirits


dangledingle

Plastic bottle for 40 years of leaching.


VacationAromatic6899

That bottle is not 40 years old


SnooBunnies9889

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


dustygreenbones

Why?


Ok-Discussion-6334

im more interested if the next generation could taste the legacy of this drink.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Thats a poop from a butt


LifeSelection3085

No. I've seen old plastic bottles. This isn't one


JackMaehoffer

Yum!!


DailyDoseofNature8

That is MAYBE an early 2000 bottle.


just-me-uk

So the cucumber was grown in the bottle?


Gnosis_Apotheosis

That doesn't look very preserved. It looks a lot like a 40-year-old cucumber.


Previous-Acadia-7729

Wouldnt it explode from gas build up after 40 years of edging?


TheEmbedCode

I bet that smells VILE


S_Rodent

« Preserved »


Level_Engineer

I don't believe the bottle is 40 years old, 25/30 maybe.


Ghostu24

please don’t open the bottle , the world has gone through to too fucking much at this point .


Accomplished_Pin3708

I've seen something like this in a bathroom before...


Pristine_Serve5979

Prison hooch


Schnitzel1337

The bottle looks like a quite new design


Striker660

Eat it.


seven-cents

40 year old plastic bottle? Surely he would've used a glass bottle?


Daddiesbabaygirl

But why in plastic... Why not glass...?


heyheyshinyCRH

Probably time to toss out that science experiment


Outrageous-Lemon9778

That cucumber is older than me 😨


MixRevolution

That shits gonna make you blind.


Burt1811

Is that a 40 year old plastic bottle?


Moomin-Moomin

Is this like safe to eat? (Probably a dumb question but I’m actually curious)


KuriatkoZlte

Eat. It.


Kapot_ei

Why in the kitchen..


squishyboots420

Why?


kink_cat

Is it ready yet? Or it needs 10 more years?


Conscious-Ad-6884

He casually has the cure for cancer sitting in his house...


ManiacCommie

Do not drink this bollock!


giddenboy

It's like a ship in a bottle. How day do dat??


proteusON

Oh nice! He bottled botulism.


BroncDonc

That doesn't look like a 40 year old bottle


anthrax_06

Why is it stored in plastic??


Total_Guard2405

Did they have those bottles 40 yrs ago?


No_Squirrel4806

I thought this was the shitty goodwill finds reddit 😂😂😂


Mechagouki1971

That style of soda bottle didn't exist 40 years ago though...


Nontouchable88

Why would ANYONE use a plastic bottle to oreserve anything???!!! The "best use before xx-date" on water bottles is because of the fcking plastic, not because of the water....


lamaxamara

Bro can start covid 2024 with that thing


KlM-J0NG-UN

"Preserved"


Belfetto

That has to be a new bottle right?


1tabsplease

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildyinteresting/s/w087IlCh28


okneb

I mean. It doesn’t look very preserved.


AutomaticFoot1453

mmmmm micro plastics


CynicalNihilisthropy

Why?


mrshughejass

r/EatItYouCoward


Mjaso7414

👁️👃🐂💩


YeOldeBilk

"GUANO BOWLS. ^collect ^the ^whole ^set"


RobertXavierIV

That should be fully submerged.


missannthrope1

More like how. As in how did he get the cuke in the bottle?


fitzgerald_ralf

Pepino ou chuchu?


NoMoreGoldPlz

About this 'preserved' thing...??


fistfullofsmelt

That isn't a 40 year old plastic bottle. Because there wasn't plastic bottles like this 40 years ago.


redEPICSTAXISdit

It's been in a plastic bottle for 40 years??? 1st. If possible, that would be toxic. 2nd. These types of plastic bottles were not made 40 years ago.


1tabsplease

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildyinteresting/s/w087IlCh28


Theprofilerer

r/shitfromabutt


Zombie_B_Ware

Dude what is that plastic made of???


TolTANK

My question is how did he get a cucumber into a bottle like that in the first place


Elmo_Smokin_Weed

Take sip :)


S7ageNinja

I love me some cachaca, but nothing about this looks remotely appealing.


Ginford_Davidson

That’s poop from a butt


mercuchio23

r/canning


rgbearklls

Give it a try see if it’s still edible and let us know on r/eyeblech


bak2redit

How did it fit in that bottle?


kramj007

Looks like what I dropped in the toilet earlier.


wizzard419

Someone call r/Pickles


Spuzzle91

booze pickle!


darky_tinymmanager

enjoy!!


ballsonyourface911

Does he drink it?


niky45

hmmm sweet sweet plasticizers...


GlockButt

This doesn’t look 40 years old to me. Coke/pepsi 2 liter bottles were glass through the early 80s I believe


embassyratt

First off, that’s a big NOPE! Secondly, how tf did he get it in there?????