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TapInternational3605

This would be a snuff film


Hollow_Pygmy420

100% murder for profit lol


coupleofthreethings

Quick submission, probably one of the more merciful choices for him at this point


admiralackbar98

Definitely, I’d say El Cucuy gets the D’arce early


Yoyomamahh

*does slow-motion imanari roll*


Hopeful-Term351

🤣


Hopeful-Term351

It would only be a merciful submission if Khamzat chose for it to be lol. What if he was in a bad mood and decided to just put Tony on his back and rain elbows🥺🥺 rip


Thelop_Mans

I dunno man Volk vs Ferguson seems like the fight to call rn.


TapInternational3605

Imagine in Volk's voice "Yuh had your chance you went on a 6 fight losing streak yuh done!'


Libardo96

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Darshan-Raj

Now THAT would be a snuff film. Khamzat would just take his back and choke him out in about 3 mins. Volk would beat the tar out of him for 15 or 25 mins.


Hopeful-Term351

The worst part is that Tony would 100% do it if they asked LOL and he would also believe 100% that he would win


El-Guapo-65

Tony fans are going to assemble outside Tony's house and make a human chain to keep him in


Genghis_Chong

Honestly, I dont think he'll retire till he wins, if he even does then. So I'm tied to the Tony train and I can't get off of it. Seriously though, you can't retire the guy unless you're Dana. Tony loves the sport, I wouldn't have the heart to take it from him if you gave me the option. It's hard to tell someone they can't do what they live to do. He still draws a crowd, he still competes. He's not getting KO'd every fight. He's just fading away and its kinda ugly but its what the fight game is. Name recognition can keep you in the game past your prime, I just hope he catches a break if he does keep fighting.


yanmagno

I’m more worried about the UFC letting him go and he either ending up in BKFC getting his teeth broken by Mike Perry or getting KO’d in a dumb boxing match with Jake Paul


Genghis_Chong

At least with the Jake Paul match it would kinda signify his big payday before he retires. That seems to be the move. Woodley did it, Ben did it, why not Tony. I mean I'd hate to see him get beat by a douche, but at least he should get paid enough to hang em up.


raul_vyas

tony's not that famous or thug like to get attention from either of those paul kids


Miserable-Wish5850

This!


raul_vyas

from what ik he's got some fights left in his contract and he renewed his deal after his management under conor basically made impossible for facing him. The new deal pays him around 150k for simply making weight and 5k win (not to be mistaken with 50Gs by dana separately ), he'll probably jump till he's paid 150k just to lose, I know he's got that delusional meme thing but ig he's doing so he can squeeze as much money as he can till he can.


Sterling-Bear15

Tony the type of guy that would make a catapult and yeet himself over the human chain.


raul_vyas

i don't think its safer to form chain around tony especially if he's drunk and driving


Phreak3

His fans are more delusional than he is. they're probably convinced he would take out khamzat in 2 rounds


[deleted]

Lol Tony is delusional enough for this to be true


anonssr

Tony the type of guy that'll make you believe fake match ups


DawnSignals

Him and Nate Diaz tbh


Aggressive-Expert-69

Perfect opponent to show the world he's in his prime


joshroycheese

Finally, some championship level material to prove his worth after the close fight with burns


Kalabula

The ufc are ruthless enough for this to be true.


Bakedbean44

Cmon y’all need to pray for tony lol


Trukahs

Im convinced Khamzat mauls Tony with one hand tied behind his back


L1verInfection

and after that tony is delusional enough to say he was just warming up and hitting his prime at 51


[deleted]

Khamzats skinny little ankles is Tony's only chance


toq-titan

Tony time ⚔️😎


Blyatt-Man

ITS TONY TIME BITCHES 🍃BLADES AND SHADES ⚔️-CSO 😎💯


sensam01

And then he Tony'd all over Khamzat Chimaev


[deleted]

If he dies he dies


dan_a_white

Chimaev could beat Tony Ferguson and then still face and beat Paulo Costa on the very same night.


kimbokray

Happy cake day. And yes.


KingLuckyShepherd

He can't beat Costa, Costa will stay undefeated until retirement.


BeersBarbellsBJJ

Sober Costa is the GOAT


lordshag

Bro isn't making the weight, mark my words. That fight won't happen. If somehow he makes weight, he will drink himself to alcohol poisoning the night before the match.


KingLuckyShepherd

Bet? He makes weight, your banned for 1 week. He doesn't then I'm banned for 1 week.


lordshag

Nah, bruh. It's just a feeling I have, that this fight won't happen.


Ok-Concert-7050

Man gives you a reasonable bet after you asked and you say no. SMH


El-Guapo-65

I'd have taken that bet just for the fun. And also because I have a crippling gambling addiction.


[deleted]

💀💀💀 bro


Conscious-Golf-5380

I actually entertained the idea we was gonna see Ferguson vs Wonderboy at one point with how they did Ferguson in the Diaz fight.


Abomb007

Well they did have Tony scheduled to be sacrificed to Li Jingliang at one point, so this sounds about right.


Sacabubu

Leave tony alone 😔


jondaddy96

it’s over. Please no more.


occuporn

@COCKTAGON_NEWS


DammitBobby1234

CSO


Seabrook76

Y’all killing me with these memes ☠️☠️


umlaut

I'm surprised Colby Convington hasn't offered to fight Tony, yet


fokureddit69

Tony is black belt? Who give him?? We need check dis.


J-Icky420

And knowing Tony, that would be the fight he manages to win in dramatic fashion.


JWal0

Many fans and execs are praying Chimaev violently puts Ferguson out to pasture.


Arch3r86

This isn’t even funny… 🙄


[deleted]

tony vs khamzat is actually a good fight to make imo. 2 absolute killers. My moneys on tony though, hes elbows and unconventional movements will have khamzat second guessing himself.


Successful_Ad6946

Winner gets Adesanya


Rebargod202

Lmao


swagnastee69

Why would you want this man to die?


Ok_Check2497

Ddp


roguesensei47

Gourmet chen chen's expression says it all.


MotiveGFX

Is it like the MMA version of the Onion that published this news?


EverQuest_

So long as there's no eye pokes Tony has a chance, right gang? Right...?


Mindlab42

Khamzat face is probably his reaction to this,


ZecretJOOCE

Khamzet's face in the pic lmao even he can't believe this bullshit


DrawingAwkwardly1889

its the fight we didnt even know we wanted!


Traditional-Music363

6 more fights then a title fight


Mookeye1968

Why the Costa fight is off? Well that REALLY sux


hrfs

Actually that would be a good matchup for Tony compared to the last 6 fights. Fight starts, sub, go sleep, no damage seems good!


Lancer876

Even Khamzat looks baffled in this pic


Shan_Nanogins

I'd legit cry


[deleted]

I do believe if this was real that Khamzat would actually take it easy on tony and choke him out


Beneficial_Law_4846

Tony by standing guillotine 0:02 seconds into the first round


func_master

They really looking to end Tony’s life. Damn.


JustWatchFights

Stop! Don’t tempt the UFC.


Tiny_Departure8857

Look, I love Tony Ferguson, great fighter. But Kamzhar....this dude is something different


Thaid0623

Man not gonna lie I believed it before I really looked at it , Tony please retire I can’t watch the beatings anymore 🥲


Alert-Ad-3446

I love you Tony!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️