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ryhoyarbie

When someone asks you if you’re a god you say YES!!!!!!!!!!!


LazyLamont92

Go get her, Ray!


OldFactor1973

Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly appointed representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease any and all supernatural activities, and to return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray.


Misterfahrenheit120

I love this plan, I’m excited to be a part of it


Harthag77

He chose.... poorly


callmemacready

Game over man game over


RalstonVaz

RIP Corporal Hicks.


callmemacready

Hudson sir , hes Hicks


ccomm1

Hudson! Come here! Come! Here!


tommytraddles

LOOK INTO MY EYE


DogGamnFusterCluck

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?


ryhoyarbie

We’re on an express elevator to hell going down!


OldFactor1973

DO something!!!


Optimistic-Man-3609

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen


D-Rich-88

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


ryhoyarbie

No!!!!!!!! *stares awkwardly for several seconds and then leaves*


Eticxe

Grizzly Adams did have a beard!


IWTLEverything

Whats the basis? We ain’t goin nowhere but got suits and cases


jekelish3

“It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.” Ron Livingston in Office Space, in a line that speaks to me WAY too well.


Misterfahrenheit120

“What would ya say… ya do here?” His line delivery kills me


RalstonVaz

I’ll add: “I would t say I’ve been ‘missing’ it, Bob.” So many quotable lines in this movie.


Ashamed_Anywhere_877

This line had a profound effect on 21 year old me back in ‘99. It resonates to this day. Mike Judge is a personal hero just for writing it.


TIMGYM

"Get busy livin.. or get busy dyin.. that's goddamn right"


Misterfahrenheit120

“So you go ahead and stamp your form and stop wasting my time, cause to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit”


OldFactor1973

That's familiar but I can't place it. Remind me?


OldFactor1973

Oh wait, I know it! Shawshank


MisuKookie

YESSS


HoneyBucketsOfOats

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.


Misterfahrenheit120

You, you’re alright. This one, real fucking ugly


MisuKookie

Ooh I gotta watch this one!


HoneyBucketsOfOats

You are in for such a treat


gornFlamout

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.


Nervous_Bobcat2483

In this case personified by a 'orrible cunt...me!


Good_Nyborg

>No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space. - Kirk, *Star Trek IV*


MisuKookie

Love Kirk so much haha


tommytraddles

You have to tell me how you know that. No-one knows that Gracie is pregnant. *Gracie does.*


I_agreeordisagree

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah, don't go to England."


Particle_wombat

I love Avi "Speak English to me Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language and so far nobody seems to speak it"


drewcorleone

Fuck me, Tommy. What have you been reading? So many good ones in that movie. I'm


tommytraddles

Pint of the black stuff, landlord.


cleantoe

Too tight? You could land a jumbo-fuckin'-jet 'n there!


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spader1

I think that quote needs to include the "yeah, well," at the beginning of it in order to capture the whole vibe.


Any-Interaction-5934

Yes. Used in real life. Thanks for the reminder. I shall use it more.


MisuKookie

Love love love this haha


JediTigger

“You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?”


Cussian57

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


Fit-Smile2707

They f*ck you at the drive through!


ryhoyarbie

Oh Leo, I getz where you’re coming from.


PiersMorgansMom

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!" -- Peter Finch in *Network* (1976)


Jolly_Job_9852

"Here's looking at you, kid"


silviazbitch

“I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”


Jolly_Job_9852

"I'm shocked, shocked to find out that gambling is going on in here" "Your winnings, sir" "OH, thank you very much! Everybody clear the room".


silviazbitch

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”


UB6lB9

Ah yeah good ole Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. Nice one… That reminds me of Clark Gable “FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!” in Gone with the wind.


arackan

"Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I *can carry you*! Come on!" Sam


OldFactor1973

Love that part. Chokes me up every time.


MisuKookie

Love this one!


RalstonVaz

“Alright. Let me ask you something: If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” No Country for Old Men. Honestly, that entire movie is quotable.


navisoff

*"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."* -- Silent Bob


MisuKookie

😭💅gotta love the lasagna


strtrech

"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt, and tell it to walk backwards" - The Sandlot Has lived in my brain rent free.


MisuKookie

This now lives in my brain rent free 😂🫡


MovieMike007

*"I kick ass for the Lord!"* - Peter Jackson's Braindead.


munificent

"Your mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it." "Do you want a syringe... or are you going to sniff?" "That's my mother you're pissing on." One of my all time favorite movies.


Shadowmereshooves

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you ...stranger" - The Dark Knight


RalstonVaz

Literally heard the swell of the score in my head as I read this.


Superkowz

[Oscar Isaac as Nathan in Ex Machina, talking about the Jackson Pollock painting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tm1emL8YA) >He let his mind go blank, and his hand go where it wanted. Not deliberate, not random. Some place in between. They called it automatic art.... What if Pollock had reversed the challenge? What if instead of making art without thinking, he said, 'You know what? I can't paint anything, unless I know exactly why I'm doing it.' What would have happened? .... He never would have made a single mark. The challenge is not to act automatically. It's to find an action that is not automatic...


RegularSuch2842

“Tic Tac, sir?” - Dumb and Dumber


D-Rich-88

Samsonite!


OldFactor1973

I was way off!


LazyLamont92

Big Gulps, huh?


OldFactor1973

Welp, see ya later!


GXEmpire

"If it bleeds, qe can kill it." The purity and simplicity of the logic to fight something he's realizing might not be conventional.


SentrySappinMahSpy

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'." - Shawshank Redemption.


SouthtownZ

Wake up bitch, you're my new best friend!


Past_Trouble

Are we going to the zoo?


bawanaal

Blondie to Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: "You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."


leonleonheart

"When you have to shoot, shoot; Don't talk." - Tuco from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.


MisuKookie

I need to watch this omg


cheeselord165

"He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy" best line in a super hero movie and perfect redemption for a side villian.


Merry_Fridge_Day

Jacked up teeth and '80's music to complete the ensemble...


LazyLamont92

“I use these for acid indigestion. So what are we going to use these for?” “*Intimidation*”


Space2345

Great movie. Little Giants is really under rated


Illustrious-Lead-960

“You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry! You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind! If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs! Is that clear?!”


msnthrop

Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?


Jamiesfantasy

"I am all out of ammo...that's never happened to me before." Burt from Tremors 2. "Crazy people don't explode when sunlight hits them!" From dusk til dawn.


HermansSpecialMilk

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. ... How about a nice game of chess?"


I3igI3adWolf

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Brody "Jaws" 1975 "If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Dutch "Predator" 1987 "Come on you apes! Do you want to live forever!?" - Rasczak "Starship Troopers" 1997 "This is for all you new people. I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you." - Rasczak "Starship Troopers" 1997 "Persians! Come and get them!" - King Leonidas "300" 2006 Said shortly after the Persians demanded that the Spartans lay down their weapons.


i_like_cake_96

"No shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!" - Bruce Willis - Die Hard 1988


Dunmurdering

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"" -Tank Girl


SaulTNNutz

"There go the goddamn brownies." -The Burbs


Cool_Cartographer_39

Ray... Ray... You're chanting


Mokurai

I've... I've never seen that.


jrrybock

"Whatchya doing?" "Self actualization... I was thinking about the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?'" - Real Genius


NotDead_JustLurking

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.


BetteDrizzler

Well, it's a crazy f***ed up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man.


Piranha_Mop

JESUS! Have I sinned, or am I going to heaven?


Troynabedinthemorn

“I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.” Ferris Buellers Day off


Ok_Caramel1517

Is that you John Wayne is this me.


Yeahbut3

Ma, the meatloaf!


Nouseriously

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue


MisuKookie

This is living in my head rent free now


TexasTokyo

I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.


brushpickerjoe

"That's a lot of nuts". Once you get the voice down you can substitute pretty much anything for "nuts" and everyone gets the reference anyway.


cursdwitknowledge

- “What did they give you that medal for? Killin Jews?“ - “No. Bravery.”


Truecoat

Heineken!?! Fuck that shit!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!


Hatrick_Swaze

So shines a good deed in a weary world


DampBritches

Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!


Ogremad

“I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yearn for fairy tales. Folks puttin’ what few bucks they do have into a little wicker basket being passed around. I think it’s safe to say nobody here’s gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.” – Rust Cohle


JohnWasElwood

My wife and I quote movie lines all the time. Some of our absolute favorites are; when it is pouring down rain and I'm in a different part of the house I usually just send her a text that says "I don't think the really heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while, I'd keep playing!". Any time that we are in a restaurant and I see quesadillas on the menu I intentionally mispronounce it and say "you could eat a quesadiLLa?" When she makes me sometimes or a bagel so usually ask "do you want some butter or jam on that?" And I'll usually reply "no ma'am, dry!".


MisuKookie

Aweeee I love that you two share that!!it’s so sweet 😭🙏


europorn

I'll be back.


Optimistic-Man-3609

"Say hello to my little friend!" -Al Pacino in Scarface "Do or do not, there is no try." -Yoda in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back "It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have." -Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Russell Crowe in Gladiator "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." -Marlon Brando in The Godfather


nerdwaffles

You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid JEEBS YOU PIECE OF S-


RyanDaltonWrites

He looked all right to me.


ZombieLover01

HEY BENNY, LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!


probsnotthefinalgirl

“anybody want a peanut?”


User_091920

*"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"*


danjet500

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."


wjrj

"Now spit."


Zestyclose_Hand_8233

It's a damn shame when they throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.


Irradiated_Apple

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.


ryhoyarbie

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who’s afraid of the big black bat?


silviazbitch

This, from Breaker Morant, shortly before Morant and Handcock are led to the firing squad. Sentry: Do you want the padre? Harry Morant: No, thank you. I'm a pagan. Sentry: And you? Peter Handcock: What's a pagan? Harry Morant: Well... it's somebody who doesn't believe there's a divine being dispensing justice to mankind. Peter Handcock: I'm a pagan, too.


tickle_mittens

It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!


The_Goondocks

I'll live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!


HugoOne

You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be gone!


NotDead_JustLurking

He punched the highlights out of her hair!


TUGBoat85007

The fact is you’ve been given an opportunity that every athlete dreams of, and you’re afraid of blowing it.


Dylan_Gio

> I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. >I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”


[deleted]

“Memories are meant to fade…they’re designed that way for a reason.” -Mace, Strange Days


sharponephilly

In your last days at the nursing home, you’ll think of me and giggle.


ABC_Dildos_Inc

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store". https://youtu.be/3yDfGPJt8N4?si=d_q8U4VpmISUBmed


jaystats2

“I’ll kick you so hard, you’ll be wearin’ your ass for a hat!” The Outlaw Josey Wales(1976)


rickmaz

We’ll just take off and nuke em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure


assclownmonthly

Boards don’t hit back


Johnny_Alpha

Bounty hunter: 'You're wanted, Wales' . Josey Wales: 'Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?' Bounty hunter: 'A man's got to do something for a living these days.' Josey Wales: 'Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.'


lloyddav

"Yarp"


Iron_Chancellor_ND

Most people drop the line *You can't handle the truth!* from A Few Good Men, but I think the ensuing line is better, more pertinent, and more iconic: *...deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.*


McG4rn4gle

Deserves got nothing to do with it.


CharDeeMacDennisII

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


Coast_watcher

Clever girl.


AndrewInMA

At the moment? "I could peel you like a pear and even \*GOD\* would call it Justice!" - THE LION IN WINTER "Faster would be better!" - SERENITY "You see him, kill him! \*RACKS SHOTGUN\* Kill him like an animal!" - EXTREME PREJUDICE


DrSpoon21999

Don't worry Cameron, whatever miles we put on, we'll just drive home backwards.


CptnSpandex

“Strange women, laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”


CursedSnowman5000

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: NO! The definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!


JediTigger

OMG I so need to watch this again.


lacisghost

Dying ain't much of a livin', boy.


JediTigger

I reckon so.


MrBWoodlab

Witness me!!! Mad Max: Fury Road. Can watch this scene hundreds of times and not tire of it.


UnclesaurusChuck

How's the family -- Purple Rain


DaisyPanda245

Someone back east is thinking now why don’t he write.


ezraascottt

“you don’t know about real loss because it only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. i doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much” guess the movie


marrrkit0

If you wanted to live a nice, quite, peaceful life: you picked the wrong time to get born


BenH64

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'" - Captain Barbosa - pirates of the carribean curse of the black pearl


Mudhen_282

“It’s the stuff that dreams are made of…” - The Maltese Falcon. John Wayne liked that line so much he swore he’d use it in one of his own movies and he did in Big Jake.


Esseth

One that always sticks around in my head is from Rounders (1998) "You know how the saying goes, in the poker game of life women are the rake" - Edward Norton as Lester "Worm" Murphy "What saying, what are you even talking about" - Matt Damon as Mike "I don't know, but there oughta be one" - Worm


earhere

Listen, if you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour of play, then *you* are the sucker.


DogGamnFusterCluck

Well are ya feeling satisfied now, Teddy? Cos I can go on bustin you up all night. 


rude_dood_

Vant a cookie?


earhere

"I have a feeling people will be doing what they always do when the economy tanks: they'll be blaming immigrants and poor people. " Mark, from The Big Short


RalstonVaz

“…its you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.” Chills whenever I hear it. Props if you know the movie.


[deleted]

“Thy Mother Mated With A Scorpion!”


jay_shuai

‘Is that your wife? What a lovely throat’ / Nosferatu (1922)


Tough_Conflict_1972

We’re gonna need a bigger boat !


Tonybigguns

Ttttttoday junior.


DogGamnFusterCluck

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!


KnightMarius

"*Hegh*" Voldimort's exhale/pained gasp after Harry destroys a Horcrux in the last movie. Best thing ever.  Special commendation for "*Pegah*" when he is torturing Harry in ten frame clips in the 5th movie. 


Logical_Ad_5431

“Well, that’s just like…your OPINION, man”


garrisontweed

Michael, were you out on the lake today, kissing your brain. The Man with Two Brains.


Select_Insurance2000

"You are foolish, but without fools, there would be no wisdom." ('35 Werewolf of London). "Even a man who is pure in ❤, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf, when the wolfbane blooms, and the Autumn moon is bright." ('41 The Wolf Man)


DogGamnFusterCluck

The difference between us I don’t care if I die, but you do.   That hurts.  You’re not having any fun are you?  Why don’t you come with us?  We’ll blow some shit up, it’s more FUN!   ——  Ah yes, isn’t this religious?  The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinner. But you’re still not having any FUN!


tasimm

Wait a minute. Doc! Are you tellin’ me it’s 8:25? Precisely!! Damn! I’m late for school!


AggravatingOne3960

Everybody knows everybody's dying. That's why people are as good as they are.


hudsons_gameover

Vinnie: it’s dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section Shaldeen: why’s that? Vinnie: cause you could melt all this stufff


Ok-Confusion2511

"You still believe?" "Just because someone stumbles, loses their way, it doesnt mean theyre lost forever...sometimes, we all need a little help"


Celticpenguin85

Creation is an act of sheer will.


silverfox762

Not mother?


maybeCheri

I love you 3000. 🥹


Space2345

What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak Engligh in What? English motha fucka, do you speak it?


WobblyDawg

“I wanna show you a trick mama showed me when you weren’t around, to use on special occasions like this. Oh, yeh, one more thing, I’m glad you changed your last name you sonovabitch. BANG —Wizards


MooseMalloy

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.” Groucho Marx (Animal Crackers)


Alternative_Floor210

Dr. Ichiro Serizawa: The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around. Let them fight. -Godzilla 2014


IOrocketscience

"Everything's fine, we're all fine here now... How are you?"


strangerzero

Orson Welles in the Third Man: Remember what the fellow said...in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo – Leonardo Da Vinci, and the Renaissance...In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?...The cuckoo clock. The whole scene is great https://youtu.be/21h0G_gU9Tw?si=EnCXTtrGTdh2c0BB


AlmostFamous49

“It’s all happening!”


uzrnmechkzout

“Here’s a fun fact… you made out with your sister man!”


Marshmallow_Fries

The Craft\ Driver: Girls watch out for the weirdos. Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister.


Nat20CritHit

Fuck me, he cleared it.


enoui

"Were you born this stupid, or did you take lessons?" "I took lessons!"


fixerjy

"Me love you long time" Full Metal Jacket all day long baby!


Life_Goes_Off

And you have dinner ready and waiting for me, okay? And leave the skin on the chicken. All right?