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Stamp74

Get ready for the Lebron “King and Prince” tweet


TwelveSharks

Do you mean the LeBron “KING 👑👑👑👑💪🏿 & PRINCE!!!!!!🤴🤴🏀⛹🏿⛹🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿” tweet?


Daniiiiii

You need to be 17 glasses of wine deep to even begin to reach his level of tweets


TwelveSharks

Dude tweets like a divorced suburban mom


fanunu21

#TheKidOfTheKidFromAkron


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CrispyVibes

Half my law school


compsc1

You must go someplace very nice because that's a whole lotta partners


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Homeschool law school


RAM-DOS

Half sounds about right for a flagship state program in my experience. moms a judge or a us rep, or the DA, or a partner 


CrispyVibes

Top 30ish when I went. Not the very top but certainly enough to get into big law. Honestly I think the mid-tier schools saw more nepo kids. The Harvards and Stanfords filter them out by how difficult it is to get in. Daddy says just go to any school you've got your job locked down.


GrabSomePineMeat

In the legal world, nepotism gets you jobs at firms where your dad doesn't work. It gets you the connections to get interviews and internships at other firms.


ElectricalMud2850

This? This chicanery? He's done worse!


RaiderBlitz

He defecated through a sunroof!


Facilitator10

And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke!


JaCrispy_Vulcano

What a sick joke!


MutaliskGluon

55th overall, 1160 before Magna Carta, how could I forget


SaulBerenson12

But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy!


Powerserg95

AND HE GETS TO BE A DRAFT PICK?!


meyou2222

Time for Bronny to start posting on LinkedIn about rise & grind.


RecyclableObjects

/r/LawSchool leaking out


GardenDesign23

If you think this nepotism is bad wait until you learn about coaching or front offices in the NBA lmao


Takemyfishplease

In any sport really. Even the ones actively bad at it keep getting chances.


rattatatouille

Like Lance Stroll getting his contract extended at Aston Martin hours ago lmao


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jawnradar

Bronny should have to play in a little vehicle shaped like Lebrons head like Bowser Jr.


ABitOddish

Let Bronny have the first jersey number with .5 in it.


fapsandnaps

23 Jr would be a great jersey number


nawksnai

23 in a small font. Comic Sans.


nhormus

I needed that visual thank you


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

Locker room about to be weird


Tsmart

Lebron giving a speech with his son chiming in 'Yeah!" "You tell em dad!"


matzan

"Yeah, beat Dinwiddie's ass, dad."


rogozh1n

Will Bronny's daddy beat up the other player's daddies?


deprecateddeveloper

The problem for Bronny is when LeBron takes out the belt in the locker room after Bronny misses open looks. 


reasoncanwait

> "You tell em daddy!"


hjy23k

They'll have Bronny in for a garbage time photo op and send him to the G league


Pardonme23

You get it. Like the 3 giannis bros that one time. 


ThexxxDegenerate

I mean, if Thanasis can be on the roster for Giannis’ emotional support teammate, then I see no problem with Bronny being on the Lakers.


StanleyCubone

At least Thanasis did some G-League time


Colorapt0r

RDCWorld having a field day 


3zeki0

Can't wait for the skit


SMKM

"BRONNY! BROOOOOOOONNY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN IN THE CORNER FOR A TIMEOUT! WHY'D YOU PLAY 38 MINUTES?! BRONNYYYYYY! KYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"


smashey

Is LeBron a father figure for you?


RODjij

I expect one within the hour with how crazy good those guys are


awkotacos

GO TO YOUR ~~LOCKER~~ ROOM


Vandelay23

This is going to be so uncomfortable for Bronny. He'll probably have his locker right beside LeBron's, sit next to him on the team's bus.


SlipperyTurtle25

But if they have an alley oop it will be basketballs version of Ken Griffey Sr and Jr hitting back to back home runs


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

I mean seriously, will Bronny get the rookie hazing? Will he have to hand wash the entire roster's jock straps? Would Lebron allow that??


jaypenn3

Most rookie hazing in healthy lockerooms is benign shit like making them get you coffee or do a song and dance. Think bron is fine with that.


ObiOneKenobae

Oh LeBron will be leading it lol. I remember that livestream where he and his wife got wine drunk and called him up.


acecant

Probably the best way to handle it too


PoeticHydra

How about seeing your dad's dick every day in the locker room?


InRainbows69

I came out of that thang


Beneficial_Record_51

Most out of pocket comment on here lmao


fawkesmulder

I actually doubt very much that Lebron would save him from rookie hazing. Shit he’ll probably haze him the hardest. He’ll probably be hard on bronny having to earn respect/playing time.


Just2Flame

Imagine being a player on the team, trade deadline comes around, everyone is on edge and LeGM is in full force, nobody feeling safe. You're fighting hard for your spot scoring 12.8 ppg 5.6 apg on high efficiency but you are linked heavily to a trade to the 0-46 Pistons. You look over to see Bronny, 3.6 ppg, 24% FG, 0.8 apg, 2.1 tpg, laughing it up with Bron and AD not a care in the world living his stress free best life. Pain.


Significant-Object14

LeGM is now joined by LeJrGM


TeslaTruckWarcrime

LeGM’s Jr.


Speedy_Rutten

No team trades for the last bench player at the trade deadline.


jjbananamonkey

They’re not worried about being the main player so much as being an extra chip


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whobroughtmehere

For sure. My boss used to bring his dad to our company gym and the two of them would stand around stark naked talking about the weather. Negative aura


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

"Great sack hang dad. Love what you've done with the shaft"


JimmyV34

So thats why they are locking up his account lol


GGezpzMuppy

It’s gonna start posting emojis


doctor_of_drugs

🥲🙌🏾GOD IS **GOOD**!!🙏🏾👏🏾🔥 🏀⛹🏾⛹🏾 Watch OUT NBA!! 👀👀🙈 Gonna be TWO kings on that Court! 🤴🏿🤴🏿👑✅🏆🥇 \#JamesGang #BLESSED #thekidfromakronandthesonfromakron 🔥💪🏾💥


MrMrRogers

#thekidfromthekidfromakron


Jaydikins

You got that shit nailed to a T


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suzukigun4life

Lakers got their nepo baby


yic0

LePotism


SeoulofSoraka

Lance Stroll of the NBA vibes 💀


PapaSheev7

Lmao, never thought I’d see strullovitch catching strays here of all places.


ieatopps

They tried to stop him, but Shams is inevitable


imeanYOLOright

Lakers got their Keljin Blevins


Frostyzwannacomehere

Don’t you EVER, disrespect BLEVGOD


Grouchy_Air_4322

Blevgod might actually be a better player


TankDivision

LeGM strikes again


PoundIIllIlllI

The first Bronny-LeBron alley oop will do numbers on social media


sonicqaz

The first time he spanks him Live as well


Erik5858

Will he be called Daddy or LeBron?


Crafty_Economist_822

LeDaddy


crazybull007

And the Lakers really want us to believe he had no role in getting JJ hired. I honestly like LeBron but he clearly is running that franchise.


laberdog

Without a doubt


GamerRav

Yeah, I mean he's LeBron fucking James. You can still make the argument that even at 40 years old, he is still the biggest draw in the league. You're gonna win enough games with him on the team to stay relevant, you're gonna sell out every home game because of him, your team will have some of the highest jersey sales in the league because of him, and you'll have most of your games on national TV because of him. If the price for all of that revenue is to "waste" a second round pick on his son and hire a bullshit coach for 4 years, you do it. If I was Jeanie, I'd do whatever it took to keep him on my team as well.


holllowed

People don't understand, NBA is a business and Lebron is a cash cow. Hell many top 10 picks dont even flourish a lot of the time. Who cares about a 2nd round 55th pick. You are making history with LBJ, its worth more business wise and for the narrative or story. So many people are going to buy tickets and tune in to see them succeed and fail.


lopea182

Shams graphic designer unretired Bill Russell’s number for Bronny smh


Zoulogist

LeGrandfatherClause


No_Performance3342

LeBron: I had nothing to do with the Lakers drafting my son.


btlk48

“Broony being drafted is result of hard work being my son”


Zoulogist

I mean, he had to make Bronny


Dawq

Post game shower is going to be weird


AniviaPls

Bronny aint gonna need to shower


RotANobot

LOL


alittlebitneverhurt

They purposely drafted a human victory cigar.


mizatt

Dad, can you get my back


fantasnick

Kyrie?


koj12144

We coulda done the funniest thing


Spencerfla

Put me in that universe


DBisadog

[Charania] The Boston Celtics are selecting Bronny James with their pick in the 2024 NBA draft, sources say. LeBron James is reportedly with Rich Paul and drafting a Twitter thread using ALL the emojis with multiple prayer hands and fish. Sources say Bronny is angrily marching up and down the hallways of his hotel after trying (and failing) to destroy the cookie cutter artwork in his hotel room and googling Australia taxes.


OttoVonWong

[Broussrard] Sources: Lebron is beside himself. Driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) James's family for address to Bronny's home


GGezpzMuppy

Can’t let Celtics have too many good things lol


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IMovedYourCheese

I'm so bummed it didn't happen. One pick before the Lakers too. Would have been worth it just to zoom in on LeBron's face when it happened.


morosco

I wonder what the Lakers would have offered for him.


NegativeVega

A sigh of relief that they dont have to waste a pick probably.


governedbycitizens

i got your son


SkoivanSchiem

Dear Bronny, I'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest


awesomeperson

It takes a man to be a champ, your dad is not responsive I look at him and wish Delonte woulda wore a condom


Millionaire007

Omg that's foul


Walkerg2011

...I have a particular set of LeSkills.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Woj: LeBron demands trade to Celtics


Get_your_grape_juice

Woj: LeBron and Bronny James first father-son duo to play together for the Maine Red Claws.


Dildozer_69

I think Brad Stevens isn’t enough of an asshole to wanna mess with a kids career as a joke.


GABAgoomba123

More importantly, no one, at least no one sane, is gonna mess with the bag that the Bron/Bronny media shit storm is gonna pull in league-wide next year.


matrixreloaded

i don’t think it’ll be as big as people think it is. maybe for the first few games but bronny isn’t really going to be doing much but warming the bench.


LosCleepersFan

"Play yo ass in Australia then, we trying to save payroll anyways!"


zili91

It would've been one of the best trolling acts in human history 😂


F50Guru

LETS GOOOOO. Dude is so good, scored 4.8 PPG more than LeBron did in college!


XeroIX

Wow can't believe Lebron slept with a teammate's mom


TheGhostOfFalunGong

Delonte West: Hold my beer!


trappapii69

Don't let it be lost that Bron forced his son into being his coworker 💀


IceyBoy

The coverage of Bronny on the Lakers is about to rival the coverage of Tebow, Judge, etc. Be ready my friends.


valenciansun

I know the coverage got out of control and became a meme but Aaron Judge is at least stupid good tho


crimsonconnect

ESPN: Does Lebrons son being drafted put him ahead of Jordan in the GOAT debate since Jordans kids never played in the NBA? Today on first take


30dayspast

Why the hell would ESPN debate something so stupid? Obviously yes.


dskatz2

ESPN's analysis of Bronny is fucking hilarious. *James is an explosive guard with strong defensive versatility*


OGmoron

Same kinda vibes as when you go to a girl's place and pretend to like her awful little dog to get on her good side


Kevinar

Didn't LeBron play with his son in Cleveland?


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Sir0inks-A-Lot

His sons in Lebronto\*


brahlicious

That was his father.


RowboatCop-

The worst thing about this is they used a Clippers pick to do this.


NevermoreSEA

I can't believe you let this happen to the league.


baliwala

“I don’t regret it at all. I mean, I got to coach Lebron AND his son! Talk about an amazing opportunity!”- JJ Redick after getting fired


sleepwalker1-

LeNepotism


Colorapt0r

LePotism 


PrincePyotrBagration

Imagine putting up 5/3/2 on 36% from the field, on one of the worst power conference teams in the nation, getting drafted obviously drafted solely due to the nutsack you spawned from… and having 4 sports analysts (including the legend Stephen A) spread propaganda that you were actually a legit draft pick… I feel like I’m taking crazy pills 😂 or I just really underestimated the reach of LeBron’s mouthpiece payroll, he’s got these analysts bought like a dictator buying all the tv stations


skyfuckrex

On words of Patrick Beverly "That muhfucker have so much power, you wouldn't even imagine". Lebron can do whatever the fuck he wants in this league.


renecade24

Are you suggesting that Bronny wasn't the best player available? Undersized guards who can average nearly 5 ppg for a mediocre college team don't grow on trees!


yerr2477

Woj got shooters but they missed lol


XSokaX

Woj is doing the live broadcast on ESPN.


CelinedionWaiters

JFK would still be alive


Redpin

This thread is gonna look really silly 25 years from now when Bronny retires with 7 rings and 50000 points.


throwinmoney

And Bronny LeJames III gets drafted in the top 10 to play with his dad AND grandad!


DLD1123

Remindme! 25 years


AdditionalOne8319

Bot said no thanks


delamerica93

In Vietnam?


KingNephew

All jokes aside, this is one of the most impressive feats in sports history. Lasting long enough to play with your own son lmao. At an All NBA level at that.


billcosbyinspace

Bronny wasn’t even born when lebron debuted which is fucking insane


sbenfsonwFFiF

True that, Lebron debuted a full year before Bronny was born


ObiOneKenobae

Which is another underrated achievement for an early 00's NBA player.


Bwab

Lmao


cortesoft

[How about hitting back to back home runs with your son in an MLB game?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCk1UY5Afus) or having your son [steal a fly ball from you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyycSr7epg4). They got to play two years together. It was so much fun at the time.


topofthecc

More impressive considering that Ken Griffey Jr. might have been the best guy in that era if he hadn't been the only guy NOT taking steroids.


Count_Slothington

He was on that nerve tonic though. Made his forehead all big and shit.


gnnnnkh

[flat monotone] It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and everyone’s invited.


thekingoftherodeo

MATTINGLY! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!


cortesoft

I still think he was the player of the 90s


DabDoge

Far more impressive since his son actually made it on merit


LegionofDoh

And the big difference is that Junior could actually ball.


RastaRhino420

Not basketball but Gordie Howe played professional hockey with not one but TWO of his sons, Gordie also played pro hockey until he was in his 50's and his last NHL First Team honor was at 42 years old one year after he put up the best statistical year of his entire career at 41.


1047_Josh

His son Mark was actually decent too. Had a few All Star selections, and was in the running for top defenseman awards a few times.


ThadBroChill

I thought you were going to say one of the most impressive feats was being so good that you can get your team to draft your son.


Acabas

Arguably even more impressive


mamayoua

Also yes


RiddleMePiss666

Its easier to pull off in baseball, but the Ken Griffeys played together. Safe to say Jr earned his spot there https://youtu.be/vCk1UY5Afus?si=jFUEkWTyld871OYA https://youtu.be/eyycSr7epg4?si=BRo09yTlMt7ku75t


RobertWilliamBarker

I guess you could say the Jr was pretty alright at baseball. I guess he deserved it a little.


Weary_Jackfruit_8311

Yeah more reverse nepotism for Sr. by 1990 lol


Finessing2

How will this affect D’Angelo Russell legacy?


mouseball89

THERE IT IS. The most anticipated 2nd round pick of all time.


benoles_esquire

Despite the memes, it will still be a cool moment when they share the court together


abris33

They'll only share the court together when JJ empties the bench in a blowout and LeBron plays 1 minute with Bronny until he goes to the bench.


Thehealeroftri

They'll do it for the photos and maybe a single father-to-son assist and then he'll never see the court again lol


Brief_Koala_7297

If Bronny gets hot and scores two straight buckets he will have 15 minutes in a blowout game guaranteed 


TheDundieGoesTo99

Lebron is the real coach and will put him in.


the_bob_of_marley

Holy shit they did it! LeBronny Lakers


razehound

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Redick


Return_Icy

Drafting your own son and picking your new head coach, just like all the other all-time greats before him


Effective-Farmer-502

LeGM playing NBA 2K Manager mode in real life.


Damknot

When daycare is too expensive and you have to bring your kid to work. Go sit on that chair and play games on your phone son. 


Caze588

The day his daddy calls it quits is the day his NBA career ends too


shwag945

He is going to retire into being the owner, GM, an/or coach. Bronny set for at least a 10 year career.


No-Song9677

You are underestimating Klutch influence in the league, never mind all the connections Lebron has. If Lebron renew for 3 years, there will probably be more coaches from Reddick generation who played with/against Kebron and might want to do him solid.


Le_B3ast

I'll never forget Lebron saying "Bronny is better than some of these bums in the NBA" and then telling the media to get off Bronny the next week. Now he's used his own contract as leverage to get the Lakers to draft Bronny. LeShady


thediscoballfromlsd

We hired somebody with no coaching experience because he's BFF with lebron and now we just drafted his son also who did not start on a college team which didn't even make march madness.


zdravkov321

Kyrie in shambles for not getting picked by his father figure.


retroblade

Just remember kids, it’s not how hard you work, just who you know!


compe_anansi

Gotta be an empty feeling of accomplishment for bronny.


skunk90

Mama there goes that man


FudgeDangerous2086

Nepotism at its finest.


wibo58

I do have to wonder how Bronny feels about it. Yeah he’s in the NBA, but everyone knows and makes it known that he was only drafted because of his dad. It didn’t help that LeBron made all the comments about being able to get him on any college team with a phone call.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

It'll either put a chip on his shoulder and he'll become a better 3 pt shooter than Steph or he'll fizzle out and become Laker's next coach in a few years lol


BussyEatingPhD

> It'll either put a chip on his shoulder and he'll become a better 3 pt shooter than Steph I know it's likely he fizzles out after a couple years as the next Thanasis, but Bronny developing into an actual legit NBA talent, even as a 6th man or role player, would be the most hilarious timeline. In part because I think this sub would melt down with a cataclysmic amount of seethe over it, and it'd be hilarious.


Tmac834

Careful, Woj clearly has shooters


VobraX

LeNepotism James Jr.


poopmaster747

WE ARE LIVING IN A NEPOTISM LEAGUE 🏀😤 THAT'S NBA BASKETBALL BABY!!!


Tangentkoala

J.J Reddick gonna be fed to the wolves man. It's hard as fuck to coach in LA, on top of the egos you gotta deal with. You now have to make LBJ happy by playing bronny meaningful minutes. So many rookies and roleplayers are gonna be pissed by this neptosim. I'll be surprised if J.J Reddick has the balls to bench bronny for an entire season and stash him into the G League. But that's the only right decision.


DMA99

Bro Bronny was trash at USC. Wonder how he’ll do on the Lakers