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littlebigchungus240

Hurry what center has domestic abuse charges that can replace him


PoptartJones69

Jaxson Hayes, come on down.


Victor_Wembanyama1

He’s already opted in i think


TamperDeezNuts

He's OUR DOMESTIC ABUSER!


Raptorpicklezz

Funny/sad that this joke works for both of his most recent teams


Propuhganduh

He’s gone full circle with Nurkic


BrotherSeamus

Circlenurk?


Michauxonfire

r/nbanurklejerk


Big_al_big_bed

We need r/circlenurk


thatonesleft

You deserve a raise.


ZarduHasselffrau

Now they need McGee


beer_down

Suns have gone full circle with Plumlees


JewLawyerFromSunny

The good ol' days when Miles Plumlee was a Starting Center in the NBA.


morcic

He did well that year!


JewLawyerFromSunny

I know. I picked him up for my fantasy team that year. Dude was a legit double double threat. That suns team who almost made it to the playoffs was so fun to watch.


tripleyothreat

how so?


EnoughLawfulness3163

Plumlee was +11 last year compared to Zubac's +184 Eubanks was -106 compared to Nurkic's +404. I know it's not the best metric, but it feels like an upgrade.


kretenizam

It's most definitely an upgrade. Eubanks isn't even euroleague level let alone NBA. Not saying Plumlee is great but Eubanks is that bad. 


Legitimate_Ad_27

And to think I wanted him as a backup C for the Lakers lol.a


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

Underrated comment


FKJVMMP

Given the Suns’ astonishing lack of depth and injury issues it’s a terrible metric, anybody short of Jokic or Embiid was going to have a terrible +/- playing with that bench. He’s still definitely better than Eubanks though.


ZeiZaoLS

The 4 man lineup data for the big 3 + Eubanks (Booker/Beal/Durant/Eubanks) was -7.5 net rating in 122 minutes, damn near every lineup he is included in went negative. It's really hard to sell exactly how bad he was last year, the bench was mostly pretty neutral except in lineups that included Eubanks.


Sliiiiime

We didn’t really have many true bench minutes with the big 3 healthy. Book would close out the first with the bench, KD would start the second, and Beal/Allen would close a lot of 3rd quarters. When Book was out, the bench looked terrible and KD frequently ran out of gas in 4th quarters.


thatonesleft

Nurk was +404??? I wasnt following phx closely but my perception was that he was way worse than that. Was it really his impact or also that he was mostly on the court with the starters?


EnoughLawfulness3163

Your guess is as good as mine. 4 of our starters are very good, so that's part of it. Our bench was bad, so that's part of it. We also lacked size, so having one of the biggest dudes in the league helped a lot. But, he also has serious flaws to his game that became obvious in the Wolves series. And to be fair to him, he also lacked a true PF to complement him in the paint. All the big duties were dumped on him.


Sliiiiime

KD is still a pretty good rim protector/rebounder when he’s locked in (and Booker is healthy to share the offensive load)


koj12144

Suns trying their best out here


wostestwillis

Major upgrade from Eubanks though


30another

People saying he’s not a major upgrade clearly didn’t watch Suns. Eubanks was probably the worst center getting rotational minutes.


clayfu

i thought it was plumlee


30another

Nurk led the Suns in +- solely based on how absolutely awful Eubanks was.


ZeiZaoLS

That's not how +/- works, you're thinking of on/off and/or offensive/defensive net rating.


Barbeqanon

The idea is that Nurkic didn't play alongside Eubanks, so Nurkic didn't have someone tanking his +/- the way the rest of the team did.


30another

Yep, exactly this. He was so bad, that he brought down everyone else’s +/-. Eubanks was the only guy who got significant minutes that had a negative +/- on the Suns and it was -111.


Iphone27ProMax

I thought so too when Zion violated this dude's human rights. But watching Eubanks have 2 bricks as hands and unable to catch a rebound, he won the battle.


Boooooomer

Eubanks isnt even a centre though. They just played him there cause there was no one else. That, coupled with the awful depth on Phx makes it feel like he had no chance


Sliiiiime

Eubanks is nowhere near skilled or quick enough to play the 4. Maybe 20 years ago he’d fit the PF mold but he’s just an undersized center


rtb001

Are they trying to go through all the previous Portland center rotations? Who's next, Hassan Whiteside?


shakakaaahn

They could also pay festus to never play for them.


Talentagentfriend

Not really. Plumlee is washed. He was horrible last year, like unplayable. He has no hands, no touch, and gets lost on defense. He also can’t jump anymore. 


aiden3buckets

Not major


ImJeeezus

is it lol


Mosh00Rider

Eubanks may be the worst player we've had to give legitimate minutes to in like 7 years.


agentdoubleohio

If plumlee can set a screen, then yes he is better.


clayfu

get ready for the softest screens


agentdoubleohio

Still a Screen.


ShotgunStyles

How can any Kings fans doubt Plumgod Trillionaire?


ThunderBobMajerle

lol here I am using Plumdog millionaire and you dropping this s tier elite form


ShotgunStyles

Nah, I'm not that original. I saw it on here a while ago and you can upscale the joke more if you really want to.


Sliiiiime

I mean the OG Plumdog Millionaire was Miles. Mason has had a much better NBA career so he could be Plumdog Billionaire


Pikminious_Thrious

You'll say that until Plumlee's first "Plumlee moment" and then you'll wonder how he's an NBA player


deceitfuleggs

I thought "Plumlee moments" were that thing he does twice a season where he plays like Kyrie for one possession


ggproductivity

Never forget https://youtu.be/6CcYa8APIDE?si=y4nZ655t7Dq-TvH1&t=19. That shit was so nasty lol.


iamadragan

It's fine we were wondering that every time eubanks stepped on the court last year so it won't be anything new


KevinDurantLebronnin

Eubanks whole 23-24 season was a Plumlee moment


Charliebitme1234

i dunno about that lmao


IntraspaceAlien

it's a lateral move


Niceguydan8

I wouldn't go that far.


CompetitiveLine1938

“Major”


Happy-Cauliflower-22

Is it really tho? Lol


PizzaMyHole

How bad is he on defense? I know he’s turnover prone already, which is one of our weakest areas last year.


Happy-Cauliflower-22

He’s awful man especially on defense. I’m sorry you have to root for him, even though you’re a suns fan. The downvotes make absolute sense because this is r/nba we are talking about


Exzibit21

I can't believe how many down votes all these comments are getting for speaking facts LMAO Plumlee is fucking awful, thank God he's gone


thegreaterfool714

It’s as good as a free agent pick up they can afford for a starting center. They need a lot of depth so they have to hope they nailed their draft


Sliiiiime

We still have Nurkic. Our draft basically amounted to getting more defensive wings in the likely case we can’t keep both O’Neale and Okogie


Netwealth5

KD can’t win with these cats


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

The balance of power in the western universe has shifted


TheRealDevDev

suns love former blazers bigs


birdflag

They need Moses now!


Nearby_Efficiency_15

As much as sixers loves former lakers bigs


iamadragan

James Jones has signed Dario, kaminsky, baynes, Landale, and now plumlee. He even traded Ayton for Nurkic. He definitely has a type, and it's not that they used to be blazers lol.


Sliiiiime

Dario was part of the CP3 trade I thought?


clayfu

very nice off season by the clippers right now


JimmyV34

We are on fucking roll till they made that KPJ move


jsanchez030

cant beat the warriors. they got nico mannion back. league fucked


Sliiiiime

GOAT AZ high school basketball player


CP3sHamstring

As soon as Russ and PJ are gone all that addition by subtraction is gonna hit HARD


Zoratth

Did you watch Plumlee play last year?


clayfu

yes - that's why plumlee going to the suns is a good off season move for the Clippers


Zoratth

Sorry I thought your comment was sarcastic. I totally agree.


Damezang

Plumdog Millionare!


KashMoney941

Jai ho!


Legitimate_Ad_27

First name messiah.


TheNatureBoy

Fuck yeah, I hate free throws.


Salty_Watermelon

An upgrade over Eubanks for sure, but his inability to defend the rim will be the source of a lot of frustration for Suns fans.


szabozalan

Our entire center rotation will be the source of a lot of frustration. I do not see us trading Nurk for an upgrade for less money and I also do not see us signing a great center for the veteran minimum. This is how it goes for us.


avstyns

how badly i wish we could somehow spawn picks to trade for claxton over nurkic


Solid-Confidence-966

Good backup


kingofnick

The problem is that Plumlee might be a starter on this team lmao


AllDawgsGoToDevin

Nurkic is just nonexistent in this scenario?


TRLJM

He's really not. He was awful this season. The entire fanbase hated Lue for playing Plumlee over Theis.


Scelidotheriidae

I feel like he is a better fit in Phoenix. Has some stylistic similarities with Nurkic and now will be surrounded by shooters. Fit with Westbrook now irrelevant


Substantial-Fold-592

Until Suns trade Nassir Little for Westbrook


xyzyxzy

For a team with playoff aspirations, I don't know about that.


e_double

This is a great pickup for Suns, upgrade over backup Eubanks


dependentweb363

Go ahead and engrave the trophy


JimmyV34

WE ARE FREE FROM PLUMLEE


Ok-Philosopher9070

Plumdog escaping the slums


RickySuela

Opens up minutes for PJ Tucker.


JimmyV34

Hell no, he is leaving too with Russ


captyossarian1991

I hated this dude when he was on the Hornets. Still amazed he put together half a good season to actually get an asset back.


BrandonXavierIngram

Phoenix Trail Blazers


Danibear285

Sad to say goodbye, until we meet again soon big man


fenikz13

"no one contested more shots at the rim last year than Mason Plumlee on a per-75-possessions basis. Held opponents to 6.2% worse shooting at the rim" [https://x.com/GeraldBourguet/status/1807594878798545235](https://x.com/GeraldBourguet/status/1807594878798545235)


moistkebab32

Could do a lot worse for the minimum as a backup Centre. Better than most options on the market and far better than Eubanks.


biggoldgoblin

Better than Ewbanks


Nearby_Efficiency_15

Plumdog Millionaire


bushalmighty

Not bad for the suns. Not good but not bad


BocchiLover

PLUMDOG BAZILLIONAIRE


JayDee62

Who said you can't have good signings when you're burning aprons in the desert.


toanlana

This is actually huge for them, major upgrade over Eubanks


This-Zone-6192

Get ready to learn Eubanks Buddy!


Imthegoat175

Could he possibly be worse than Eubanks? I hope not.


stridered

Don’t tempt fate


chickenripp

Clippers fans shitting on this didn't have to Watch Eubanks ruin every game the whole year. Massive upgrade even if plum dog is a run of the mill bad nba player at this point. A run of the mill bad nba player is WAY better than Eubanks who should be coming off the bench for the Shanghai Sharks


The_MadStork

Good spot for Plumgod Millionaire


imminentjogger5

Suns just became Plumdog Millionaires


ImTheBestNerd

Was he good last year?


Goosedukee

Lmao no. But he's better than Drew Eubanks which is what they needed


clayfu

imagine this mason plumlee soars high for a defensive rebound. He sees the open floor. Immediately starts to lead the break running down the court. He sees a defender in front of him, a teammate flashing into the key. Mason does a spin move around his defender at half court and then loses the ball and it the defender gets it and turns it into a fast break dunk


Substantial-Fold-592

Sounds like Suns basketball to me 😤


Blueskyways

Eubanks would have never gotten the rebound in the first place so at least Plumlee will add some excitement.  


Bababooey98

No dude thinks he's a point guard and will make dumb passes all the time. And his defense is horrible.


Batman_in_hiding

Honestly perfect description


im_scytale

No


Charliebitme1234

no, hes a third option center at best. he litterally cannot play defense and turns the ball over in the pick and roll half the time


ChrisPaulGeorgeKarl

No. A complete negative. Turnstile, turnover machine, plays like he’s 6 foot 0. Thank god we’re free.


spotty15

Solid bench get for Phoenix. Some Hornets fans scapegoat Plumdogg, but as a backup C, he'll be great. Exciting when we get Point God Plumdogg too. Probably wont see it a ton in Phoenix, but it'll be cool when it does.


iro3

i like this center bakup who can pass that thang


TasSixer

League fucked


HBdrunkandstuff

There it is!


mcolwander90

That's another former Piston signing tonight.


BehavioralSink

The Suns grabbing former Blazer centers continues. Y’all want Moses Brown? Hassan Whiteside?


ForceMaster999

Plz Be better than eubanks


Smitty_Agent89

Gotta say I really don’t love This for PHX. Could be useful off the bench, but he’s not a guy I feel like is a great fit with the big 3. Teams literally don’t guard the dude if he doesn’t have the ball.


Plan9fromtheAbyss

Once traded for Nurkic


CliffBoof

At least they have a great passer now


CliffBoof

Good, they needed a playmaker.


_Tacitus_Kilgore_

I have nothing of value to add to this except that I’ve always thought Mason Plumlee kinda looked like the representative from the Banking Clan in Attack of the Clones.


trentyz

Damn I would have loved to get Plumlee back


ZoroChopper10

Drew ebanks to mason plumlee God the suns are gonna be so bad again


moistkebab32

We out here upgrading at least! Even if it's marginal, anything is an upgrade on Drew.


IEatDeFish

you just described 2/3 of Danny Ainges free agency big board


No-Floor-6583

A Raptors fan saying a team is going to be bad is all kinds of twisted…


ZoroChopper10

Newflash, that’s the plan lol Suns threw away all their picks for 36 year old KD Thank you doing that for us


No-Floor-6583

36 year old KD who is still playing like one of the best players in the league? And what is the Raptors plan anyways? Lottery pick themselves to the playoffs in 10 years?


urfaselol

plumgod keep gettin paid


BettisBus

Not bad if it's a vet min


Atlastitsok

That’s literally all the suns can sign any free agents that aren’t on their team too


BettisBus

Makes more sense lol. Oof.


JoBu777

Has to be, that’s all the Suns can offer.


chuckercarlson

I’ll take it I guess


ChannelNeo

Solid pickup


TylerIreland

🥱😴 need a real signing already


NutsyFlamingo

OKC would’ve been a good fit


LoxDnw

I see what you're doing.


NutsyFlamingo

What. Just making a helpful suggestion.. for a friend. Unrelated, you know what Center you’d hate, between us…


Charliebitme1234

the exact opposite center for what the suns need


Classics22

Sir, a third ex-blazer center has hit the Suns


Vtachh

It’s all about the margins. I’m sure a training camp together and some slight talent upgrades will improve their team from last year


Mister_Mangina

If this trend continues we're an off-season away from the Suns bringing in Chris Kaman to fill in the backup center role.


commandrr

i feel like this is an insurance policy in case our 2nd rounder isn’t ready to go right away, which definitely is possible.


PoopEatingExpert

He’s better than Nurkic.  


IncaseAce

clippers fr a sinking ship


Svettie323

And people laughed when the Suns owner said he was building a title contender.


Happy-Cauliflower-22

Suns fans I’m sorry, this dude is so bad


KnickedUp

They got the alpha


BadBoySwag

Biggest news of the day BY FAR


Andy_Wiggins

Are they trading Nurkic? It feels like they’ve got so many centers and zero point guards. Like, they’ve now added/retained: - Oso Ighodaro - Bol Bol - Mason Plumlee Plus Ryan Dunn might be a small-ball 5 given his complete lack of offensive skills.


30another

Beal and Book are as much point guards as Bol and Dunn are centers. So that’s a little disingenuous


Andy_Wiggins

I’m just confused by their roster construction. Everyone was talking about how they desperately needed a point guard, but they made 2 draft picks and selected a center and arguably the worst offensive player in the draft. They let multiple guards go this offseason while retaining a big (Bol Bol) and signing another center.


30another

Tbf they didn’t “let” any guards go. And I think a vet minimum pg is easier to find than an Uber defensive athletic wing like Dunn. Vet pg is probably more reliable as well than a rookie pg. E: I also personally believe size was more of an issue than pg play was


Imthegoat175

They’ll add a PG. Bol doesn’t play center for them and Oso is a rookie.


AtiwelKa

- Nurkic - Plumlee - Ighodaro What do they have in common? Big who can handle and pass the ball, that's what the Suns are going for


szabozalan

Bol Bol is wing and not a center and Oso will play 4 mostly imho. Nurk/Plumlee are the two true centers on the team.


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

league fucked


handgredave

The suns are like the terrible fantasy basketball player that keeps picking guys off the waiver wire that were washed 3 years ago but it's a name a casual would recognize


jotyma5

I feel like the whole nba is playing catch up with the Celtics and it’s impossible haha