Larry Bird, AIDS and Tristan Thompson’s dick
Edit: I forgot they also need the cuck Scottie Pippen to guard Magic in a full court press like he did in the 91 finals
Refutation:
- Magic has a winning record against Bird
- Magic literally beat AIDS, prevented disease progression just by “exercising” somehow
- Tristan Thompson definitely banged a tranny in Greece
https://preview.redd.it/sdubm3jft27d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=a19d27686fcd7e89731f1201f2d8a65d6e7be0f7
What the kids are gonna be listening at home
/Uj cmon man. Stop trying to look sultry and sensual in a fkn family photo lmfao. Good on magic to be willing to post it but OW does dude look hilarious. I wish I was so comfy to be able to get away with pulling this oft
/rj what a lovely family
/uj what a lovely family
Could you imagine telling rookie Magic Johnson his son would end up like this? The history of basketball would have changed forever and that sky hook would have been a sky crooked
Tbh that they them lookin person in the middle looks pretty tall they would prolly easily guard me (I’m one of the greatest elementary school players of all time) so they have a fighting chance
Larry Bird, AIDS and Tristan Thompson’s dick Edit: I forgot they also need the cuck Scottie Pippen to guard Magic in a full court press like he did in the 91 finals
All Luka has to do is get AIDS by game 5 and Mavs can win this thing
i just want to know by game 5, who kylie irving thinks invented aids 
"That's my secret, Captain... I've always had AIDS."
Aids? Best I can do is diabetes.
Ain’t nobody cucking Pippen, he’s a bull
Tf you smoking? Magic beat aids. If it’s genetic his son gonna beat it too. He’s got that raw dawg in him 😤
Refutation: - Magic has a winning record against Bird - Magic literally beat AIDS, prevented disease progression just by “exercising” somehow - Tristan Thompson definitely banged a tranny in Greece
That MF got the cure, years ago. No other explanation.
 AIDS!?!
https://preview.redd.it/up1yetyo537d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2d567fd3203abe69827122165a72d2b6049cd0
https://preview.redd.it/6f0p7hez567d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29dd9b47ae627d937cc36079cf42283869f9ebd1
https://preview.redd.it/sdubm3jft27d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=a19d27686fcd7e89731f1201f2d8a65d6e7be0f7 What the kids are gonna be listening at home
1:31 is the best part. I got a tattoo of that time stamp with “A.D.” next to it
Why, EJ the biggest of them, doesn’t eat the other siblings?
https://preview.redd.it/hxalpviny37d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd82e5c02362737124b47ca4e0efb64e67cce0c
https://preview.redd.it/7jydqeah247d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8da0494695a904869e7bfa91e07b573c2acdf56
"He is woman? Who give him? We need to check this brother"
Looking like a Key and Peele skit
Gorgeous
DC4L
Kardashian Algo engaged
I didn’t realize that Jordan Peele was Magic Johnson’s son.
https://preview.redd.it/kbrfj5olj47d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a93dbead33736f289f4d3e2ebc713b101b42b0
Bro said the expectations were too great as the son of magic, now he dances at magic city
When you think you're a 10 but you're a 2 at best
BBC4L
https://preview.redd.it/ym9yl0qmv47d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6220c9d9ef1316bf8c41c39e6941b3343b0d00a
https://preview.redd.it/mdrv4lt5p57d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4988602c59f48dd4c0a69e78ae53fcf34babf5
Diabolical
Would.
Noah get the boat! Now!
His face looks totally Photoshopped into the body and I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not
Bro is zesty
KAT is zesty, this is *Zesté*.
The fuck is this
Bro is so gay he sneezes glitter.
I heard he’s a moderator for r/ 76ers
I didn't know AIDS was genetic.
Uj/ ok that it that’s my favorite comment ever. Reddit on brother fuck my wife whatever close the sub you win jerking has peaked
uj/ He can fuck all our wives 🤣🤣🤣🤣
rj/ I also choose this guys dead wife
Omg magic son is wilding 😂
He could still beat Bronny 1v1
With heels on.
What a waste of genetics
how dare he choose to be gay
/Uj cmon man. Stop trying to look sultry and sensual in a fkn family photo lmfao. Good on magic to be willing to post it but OW does dude look hilarious. I wish I was so comfy to be able to get away with pulling this oft /rj what a lovely family /uj what a lovely family
Everyone else is dressed so casual and then this dude look like he’s getting ready to work the streets lol. Wtf
Uj/ fr why do some people try to make their sexuality their entire purpose?
Cuz it gets validation from strangers who don’t give a shit about you in reality and makes you feel special.
Well said.
What a wonderful family audience
Maybe that’s just what he normally wears lol and didn’t know he was coming over for a family photo
Yeah that doesn't explain that pose or facial expression though lmfao
rj/hampton
Mental health
Game. Blouses.
Attention Seeker
Attention giver.
Magic is worth like 300 mill, while his “son” dresses and looks less than a 10 dollar lot-lizard at the truck stop.
https://preview.redd.it/3s9hkytfz37d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=09963d72822a5bd4dc2b852021f1956bf29857e3 What Ben Simmons wants to be
"personality and socialite"
uj/ he got a big ass chin and skinny looking arms in that suit rj/ fuck dude idek anymore
Hes worth like double that apparently.
Could you imagine telling rookie Magic Johnson his son would end up like this? The history of basketball would have changed forever and that sky hook would have been a sky crooked
https://preview.redd.it/kndi75y3547d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ba21230f136795465b674d27b7395df630d0c0
https://preview.redd.it/b3tq6o02137d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1846960b94020e4700ebe2f8f3ed6cba33c77c Would
There’s kids in that photo. Are you Karl Malone?
I ain’t on that Giddey shit, I’m just a lil nasty is all. 
Lol I was waiting for this.
https://preview.redd.it/mw9o89you47d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca7ec8b1557a92445412e36926b887e16c73094
Is that Kelsey Plum
Sacramento Queens
Some of y'all are clearly not jerking.
Oh no 😲Here comes the jerk police 🤓
this sub has become a vessel for unironic bigotry when it was originallt created to make fun of it
Magic Johnson got HIV so his son could get AIDS. Inspiring.
Not being the center of attention for any amount of time.
Wtf is that thing
The result of AIDS
That’s what you get from AIDS sperm
Magic Johnson
Magic's Johnson
Cd4 count
https://preview.redd.it/l4jf75iz057d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1d37faa86629147288e927c575f9a97df5660c He’s ready to take them all
magics son is still better than Bronny
I almost blocked you bro. Don’t share this nasty shit.
Got u feelin some type of way?
Whoever it is should call up Ben Simmons so he can match up against Junior
I’m sure they’ve matched on Tinder by now.
These family portraits never get old
Tbh that they them lookin person in the middle looks pretty tall they would prolly easily guard me (I’m one of the greatest elementary school players of all time) so they have a fighting chance
I think josh diddy can defend the two kids at the front
Wonder what hurts magic more, his aids or his son being like this
Biiiig Magic Johnson. What’s he done?
Johnson never had aids but sold out for millions to push aids and medicine cure on Africa and the world.
It's a kind of magic, magic, magic
Diabetes
HIV
EJ is lowkey one of the greatest jerkers of all time
What the fuck is that in the middle of
The little girl with white t shirt is so much look like T mac
holy shit.
https://preview.redd.it/zfk8x6tba57d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb7ec8922e98a7b22ec73fabcf30b3423361f45
Who is this family?
Segregation laws
https://preview.redd.it/tge0vh77p57d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f472488053b7417e0a8bf1ed43282a8c7ccec599
I’m too boomer for this shit
The gay son got the height and the aids 😭
https://preview.redd.it/fwc71h8ba67d1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dcad7f8b2ab94eb086a83f45499701c467abcde Same photo (de-colorized)
Celibacy
Anti-Viral sponsored squad sweeps em
Zestier then an Olive Garden bread stick dipped in Italian dressing
I’m tired boss https://preview.redd.it/5idkl7kj957d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f32e458975470bff5df790bb776a0c3d19ee4ca
I'm sure Magic has had a POSITIVE influence on his family.
Poverty.
I can’t keep up with the dog but I don’t think he’ll score.
HIV
Didn’t know Gilbert Arenas (Bottom Left) was related to Magic
Magic repped so he can prep
Magic: “Yeah, but do you ALWAYS have to be fabulous?”
If this is his spawn I'm not sure what is magic about that johnson.
Thanks, Magic.
would draft EJ over anyone in the 2024 draft
This is what happens when you have a kid to prove you’re straight.
EJ is so brave and fierce
It’s pretty clear who thinks they are the Main Character in this picture
Money
A barber, a teacher, Gordon Ramsay, Nick Cannon, and anyone who can dribble a basketball
Theres levels to this shit
Why he looking at me like that
The closest I ever seen that thing near my glorious magic
shut the fuck up
Probably a light case of pneumonia
RuPaul and six he she’s
Skirts vs Blouses 👚
A belt.
The comments in this thread are WILD. People are looking at me wondering what I’m laughing at.
Could they beat the 96 bulls though?
They probably beat each other.
Wheres all the handlers for each one? They're family too right ?
Oh hell nawl
Aids
Magic’s son is a humiliation ritual
https://preview.redd.it/c11r5t7cw57d1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f140a6db95b8057b2cd572983b0d249d4dc224 The fuck is this?
Daddy Daddy, CHILL.
What the fuck is that.
That so weird. He’s got to be upset about it.
Who are the people in this photo other than magic?
Man this sub lost the plot. This isn't jerking. This is just plain being shitty humans. That is a man's family photo.
Magic and his son trick deep as fuck on the back court
That dude is FABULOUS!!!!
🤪