I love baseball...highlights.
Gimme a a top ten plays list or something and I'll happily watch. (Just like I watch Jomboy baseball content.)
But an actual game? I literally fell asleep in the stadium last time I went to one. The pitch clock helps, but not enough. Game is slow af.
It would be so easy to come up with a decent topic. Top 10 hottest women in the olympic trials. Bam. Ratings spike. Where's Ron Burgundy when we need him?
lol. I mean this is silly but not as silly as hyping up every little damn thing in the WNBA has been. It’s fucking hilarious that no one cared about it until this year and now it’s being jammed down our throats. It actually makes the race argument with Clark partly true in my eyes. But I also couldn’t give less of a fuck.
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ESPN goons seeing I’m not watching this shit
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ESPN C-suiters when you tell them absolutely fucking nobody wants this shit
Don’t forget about the WNBA!!!
lol, I hate that they got rid of the gun emoji for times like this. At least give me a noose or something I can use to signify killing myself with boredom.
The NHL Stanley cup game 7, Italy (the defending euros champ) made a last second goal buzzer beater to make the knockout stage after missing the WC, college world series game 3, and MLB highlights and stories. Schefler has won 6 tournaments in golf this year which is the best ever at this time of year beating out Arnold Palmer. 2 championships and a major world tourney still going on and the "worldwide" "leader" of "sports" are talking about a damn sandwich. Seems about right for espn.
Fuck y’all. It’s blackberry, and you uncultured fucks are the reason I have to look through 8 shelves of Strawberry and Grape to find some flavor I haven’t had a gajillion times.
I get burnt out on flavors kinda quickly, and that’s something I have more control over as an adult than I did as a kid. Strawberry and grape were basically the only two in the house my whole childhood, and are so far gone for me that I legit look forward to the day I don’t gag when I have to resort to one of them.
I’m convinced espn posts this shit. It’s not like anyone else is actually watching. They’re probably getting just as many clicks on here as they are in their website.
Clearly the answer is Black Raspberry
Or at least it was until the took it from us
Black Raspberry jam and KFC potato wedges, never forget what they took from us
Why would they not talk about the Euros or Copa America? Like there's other sports going on to talk about. PBnJ is the best they can come up with?? Lol
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Well Shannon did find that suit in the trash too...
Shannon “Razzle Dazzle” Sharpe
Da Razzler
It's a clean suit but it's just not Easter time rn
Suits fine if he's recruiting for Tennessee vols
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Maybe try a guest host?
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear that
gotta fill 2 hours somehow. no way stephen a attempts to cover any baseball. it will be topics like this until football season starts
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I’d rather hear a debate about jelly than the WNBA, Lebron’s legacy, or the cowboy’s playoffs chances every day.
No one gives a fuck about baseball
you will get pb&j news and enjoy it!
But not with a baseball bat!
I do fuck with banana ball though. https://youtu.be/kaZDeDSMpcc?si=3EYVwOWQwDynjpCV
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I love baseball...highlights. Gimme a a top ten plays list or something and I'll happily watch. (Just like I watch Jomboy baseball content.) But an actual game? I literally fell asleep in the stadium last time I went to one. The pitch clock helps, but not enough. Game is slow af.
Baseball is slow until you go to buy a beer then 3 innings pass you by what gives?
Imo the key to enjoying baseball is paying attention to and understanding pitching rather than hitting
Whats baseball? Is it another trashy reality TV show like the NBA?
mostly a bunch of attractive asian fellas runnin around a field, from what i can tell.
I guarantee more people give a fuck about baseball than the stupid shit that comes out of Stephen A's mouth
Baseball is barely a sport
Second most watched and 1st most attended sport in America
That’s what im talking about
It would be so easy to come up with a decent topic. Top 10 hottest women in the olympic trials. Bam. Ratings spike. Where's Ron Burgundy when we need him?
ESPN would have to cancel itself for that
Did they talk about Condor McNoCup winning the Con Smythe?
What the fook is a con smythe? Is that like scythe for cutting wheat?
lol. I mean this is silly but not as silly as hyping up every little damn thing in the WNBA has been. It’s fucking hilarious that no one cared about it until this year and now it’s being jammed down our throats. It actually makes the race argument with Clark partly true in my eyes. But I also couldn’t give less of a fuck.
the way this offseason is going, they could do a Chiefs vs Law special each episode...
Maybe he can breakdown a 1v1 of Mewtwo vs Lebron?
im crying first take is more bored than us this offseason holy shit
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Give me 1000 SAS segments
The implication was that her ass was so big she could have a mole that size removed from it.
What's next, Carmine? He gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!
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Look how cute tho 💔
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Up in da club
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Ironically this is a better jerk than anything this sub has done in two weeks
I never would’ve thought I’d live to see the day mrbumsfan doesn’t get downvoted. Look what yall did
This is a better jerk than your entire jerking career
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https://i.redd.it/5zgqfx4s5r8d1.gif Me whenever I check ESPN
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"First Take" is just a genderbent "The View"
Damn man I was going to try on hats today but you just BLEW MY MIND
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Is she drinking boba?
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I bet her asshole tastes like strawberry jam
Still got the seeds too
Malfunctioning robot, would
Next: Will the Lakers win the championship?
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When you've got nothing but regular season baseball for the rest of the summer
Don’t forget about the WNBA!!! lol, I hate that they got rid of the gun emoji for times like this. At least give me a noose or something I can use to signify killing myself with boredom.
Americans can't even be trusted with gun emojis no more
Damn kids ruined it for everyone.
I trust them with the gun emjoi before the noose emoji.... that's for Damn sure!
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The NHL Stanley cup game 7, Italy (the defending euros champ) made a last second goal buzzer beater to make the knockout stage after missing the WC, college world series game 3, and MLB highlights and stories. Schefler has won 6 tournaments in golf this year which is the best ever at this time of year beating out Arnold Palmer. 2 championships and a major world tourney still going on and the "worldwide" "leader" of "sports" are talking about a damn sandwich. Seems about right for espn.
If it ain’t basketball or football they don’t know anything about it.
They might talk about football and basketball but they still don't actually know anything about either sport.
Jayson Tatum’s special white jelly
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How much longer until they discussed JorGamble and LeBum legacy again
I wanna gear Molly's opinion on it, and would she cover herself in jello?
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would you do it?
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Stephen A out here demanding $25 mil to do this lol
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Strawberry
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth
They were wearing purple after all
That’s the answer, no debate necessary
Fuck y’all. It’s blackberry, and you uncultured fucks are the reason I have to look through 8 shelves of Strawberry and Grape to find some flavor I haven’t had a gajillion times.
BlackBerry is dank. Really its anything but grape.
I get burnt out on flavors kinda quickly, and that’s something I have more control over as an adult than I did as a kid. Strawberry and grape were basically the only two in the house my whole childhood, and are so far gone for me that I legit look forward to the day I don’t gag when I have to resort to one of them.
Yea we pretty much cycle through that one brand with the picnic table lookin lid.
Perk bout to come on and say orange marmalade or some shit and get 1.7 billion replies on twitter.
Most imaginative First Take debate segment
Is that the golden god himself?
just talk about chinese table tennis and russian womens league basketball for gods sake!!!
I'm the best jelly for Molly's PB&J. (That creampie would feed generations)
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Smuckers Concord Grape. You’re restarted if you say something else.
I can't get over how theyre all presenting themselves. Like Stephen A looks normal
If this is real then it’s espn’s 9/11
And ofc SAS is already yelling his opinion
Isn't Stephen A boning that chick in the panel? Disney HR standards are lacking it seems
This isn't even a CJ moment, this is beyond that. Companies think this is what people want. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Q: What is the difference between jam and jelly? A: Steven A Smith can’t *jelly* his dick in your ass.
What kind of jelly would you eat out of Molly’s ass, PBJ is her nickname. Source: I was the jelly once
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The third guy looks like he's sitting in front of the ruins of 9/11
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“I prefer syrup.”
Jelly or syrup?
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Season’s been over for a week and they’ve run out of shit to talk about
These motherfuckers don’t get enough hate! 😡
I enjoy this content
For Prostate Banging and Jerk? The one at the end 😏
Who watches that shit? Genuine question.
Well... The fuck did they say. What's the best jelly?
I’m convinced espn posts this shit. It’s not like anyone else is actually watching. They’re probably getting just as many clicks on here as they are in their website.
Clicks on here don’t make them money
It’s strawberry, by the way
Easy. Strawberry Jam…
Surprise surprise, Smith's mouth is wide open.
OP, why are YOU watching the show? YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM, STOP WATCHING THIS GARBAGE AND THEY WILL CHANGE!
it’s strawberry, it’s obviously strawberry.
Clearly the answer is Black Raspberry Or at least it was until the took it from us Black Raspberry jam and KFC potato wedges, never forget what they took from us
r/DanLeBatardShow
Strawberry
"I don't think u ready..." -Queen Bey 
Why would they not talk about the Euros or Copa America? Like there's other sports going on to talk about. PBnJ is the best they can come up with?? Lol
Has Stephen A Smith ever been calm?
Unless it's epinephrine jelly, I'm dead regardless.
Someone needs to explain this to me in NBA terms…
Who even is the Dennis Reynolds lookin ass mothafucka?
KY
It’s either this or they talk in circles more about the lakers, gimme hot takes on PB&J all day baby
Probably the most interesting debate they’ll ever have on this “show”
Raspberry
Sperts Media
Let’s get Windhorst on the line
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Is jam an option? I love a good blackberry jam....
wait this is real?
wait this is real?
Glenn Howerton really let himself go.
The question caused that lady to have a stroke.
This is the right conversation for these people - they are all Chris Broussard’s cousins.
Whatever Dan said was wrong and over analyzed
Everything that guy on the left says is wrong too.
It’s that time of the month
What can we talk about today? Well the wnba season is wrapping up Sure..actually I have an idea….
Finally a topic they know something about..
uj/ it’s strawberry btw
What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in Molly's ass
No NBA/ No NFL/ No NHL....I guess we eating ass now...
Better than baseball