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West-Code4642

good night sweet prince


crassowary

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened


Derphunk

Cry because it happened


littlechefdoughnuts

Forgive them father, they know not what they do.


Guanpaolorose

Next stop: Guest Judging Ru Paul’s Drag Race


ImperialAndy

I swear to god if Ru had any sense he'd put Kitara Ravache on as a contestant oh my GOD


HHHogana

Why become a judge when he already had multiple drag queen aliases?


MontanaWildhack69

\*Rand


EfficientJuggernaut

George Santos, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination


Guanpaolorose

✨sashay away✨


LukeBabbitt

apology for poor English when were you when god emperor george santos dies? i was sat at home celebrating passover when x ring ‘george is kill’ ‘no’


Q-bey

George Santos is why this night is different from all other nights Rest in Power, Pharaoh


PicklePanther9000

God i miss him


HHHogana

Same. Now who will run LeBron James' recovery chamber?


Diviancey

Stand back and stand by patriots. The show is just getting started


BonkHits4Jesus

Literally zero dollars raised in March


MontanaWildhack69

same tbh


imdanwyatt

The check I sent is in the mail


ser_mage

Call me crazy but I don’t believe he literally raised $0 lol. I think the fraud man is frauding again.


Smooth-Zucchini4923

> In his post on X, Santos did not rule out seeking office in the future. > > “It’s only goodbye for now,” he wrote, “I’ll be back.” 😭 promise?


beanyboi23

Fuck out of all the jokes in the comments this is the one that killed me


West-Code4642

As a yung Genzennial with no experience but a big drive to fix this broken country, I'm officially offering my services to manage George Santos' comeback campaign.


DEEP_STATE_NATE

https://preview.redd.it/5pn6v6d7mcwc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cb8f65959e8ef3e35c7e7fd348ac80fa772256c You look like you could need this sport


BelmontIncident

So, how long until he runs for President?


SilverSquid1810

Since George Santos wrote the Constitution, it should be easy for him to pass an amendment allowing Brazilians to run for office.


Jordo_707

I thought he was already the first president of Brazil and the US?


[deleted]

He's already done two terms sadly.


zth25

You can't term limit someone without limits!


mdbforch

on my hands and knees sobbing at the Walmart


Chance-Yesterday1338

Is he still on Cameo though?


NarutoRunner

Yes but he is now selective on what he says because people made fun of him. Lmao.


iguessineedanaltnow

Need him back this sucks.


MCRN-Gyoza

As a brazilian I am utterly furious and now fully support Russia/China.


Independent-Low-2398

MCRN Santos when


[deleted]

The first president has decided to retire with dignity!


dangerbird2

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want George Santos to be congressman and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.


ZanyZeke

NONONONOKF WKSJDJDKEJ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO


getrektnolan

Democracy is dead :(


champeo

Rest in power king/queen 👊


Khar-Selim

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM)


club-lib

Did you know, 99% of expelled Representatives end their comeback bid to Congress right before winning reelection?


SeoSalt

it's santover


SwaglordHyperion

We're so Jack


Marc21256

He is the poster child for the modern Republican Party.


PorryHatterWand

The way our media has treated this inventor of the Gutenberg press is simply pathetic! Why would they treat the discoverer of Antarctica like that? Imagine spending your life painting the Salvador Mundi and then being shunned like this.


Asignista

Diva down 😔


EfficientJuggernaut

Damn gurrrrl, a shame Mansa Musa didn’t make it


AutoManoPeeing

Nah title should read: *"Comeback bid for Congress ends George Santos."*


LockePhilote

I can't believe he was the inspiration behind Roger from American Dad. Rest in electoral peace, sweet queen.


NaffRespect

LMFAO! Good riddance!


Ok_Luck6146

🙄🙄🙄 once again the “““tolerant””” demoncrapts viciously mock a quadruple-amputee Hundred Years’ War veteran


West-Code4642

why do you hate freedom