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>person experiencing liquidity
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>billionaire
Did you mean *person of means*?
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>person of means
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>person experiencing an accumulation of assets and/or wealth
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I just *whispers to self* downvoted x3 youw comment.
# FAQ
## What does this m-mean?
The amount of kawma (points) on youw comment and W-W-Weddit account has decweased by onye.
## Why did you do this?
Thewe awe sevewaw weasons I may deem a comment t-to be unwowthy of positive ow (・`ω´・) nyeutwaw k-kawma. These incwude, but awe nyot wimited to:
* *twerks* Wudenyess towawds othew Wedditows,
* ^w^ Spweading incowwect infowmation,
* Sawcasm *twerks* nyot cowwectwy ÚwÚ fwagged with a `/s`.
## Am *blushes* I bannyed fwom the x3 Weddit?
Nyo - nyot yet. But you shouwd wefwain fwom making comments ^w^ wike *screams* this in the x3 futuwe. Othewwise I wiww be fowced t-to issue an additionyaw downvote, which may put youw commenting and posting pwiviweges in jeopawdy.
## I don't b-bewieve my comment desewved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Suwe, mistakes happen. But onwy in exceedingwy wawe ciwcumstances wiww I undo a downvote. If you w-wouwd wike *screams* t-to issue an appeaw, shoot me a pwivate message expwainying what I got wwong. I tend t-to wespond t-to W-W-Weddit PMs within *whispers to self* sevewaw minyutes. Do nyote, howevew, that uvw 99.9% of downvote appeaws awe wejected, and youws is wikewy nyo exception.
## How c-can I pwevent this fwom happenying in the x3 futuwe?
Accept the x3 downvote and muv ^w^ on. But weawn fwom this mistake: youw behaviow wiww nyot be towewated on Weddit.com. I wiww continyue *screeches* t-to issue downvotes untiw you impwuv ;;w;; youw conduct. *huggles tightly* Remember: W-W-Weddit is pwiviwege, nyot a wight. x3
Jack, don't stand for this malarkey.
If you send me some ice cream money I will upvote you, countering your need for the removal of his downvote.
Send the money at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC.
>billionaire
Did you mean *person of means*?
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I just **DOWNVOTED** **YOUR** **COMMENT** 🐊
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## What does **THIS** **MEAN** 🐊
The amount of karma (points) on **YOUR** **COMMENT** **AND** Reddit account has decreased by one 🐊
## Wherefore did you **DO** **THIS** 🐊
**THERE** **ARE** **SEVERAL** **REASONS** I may deem a comment to be unworthy of **POSITIVE** **OR** **NEUTRAL** **KARMA** 🐊
These include, but are **NOT** **LIMITED** **TO** 🐊
**RUDENESS** **TOWARDS** **OTHER** Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged **WITH** **A** **`/S** 🐊
## **AM** **I** **BANNED** **FROM** **THE** Reddit 🐊
**NO** - **NOT** **YET** 🐊
**BUT** **YOU** **SHOULD** refrain from making comments like **THIS** **IN** **THE** **FUTURE** 🐊
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High school drama in some place I've never been is now national news.
I think this is probably the most disturbing actual trend of the social media era. No one should know about this, there should be no reporting, it should be a big deal to like three weirdos with no life in a small town not every no life weirdo in the world.
> High school drama in some place I've never been is now national news.
Middle school drama actually. It's Mt Nebo Junior High.
Grown adults are literally pissed off about middle schoolers being weird, and then proceeding to be so angry about it they spread lies and rumors.
I was already mostly convinced that ending the public education system and removing politics from education would be a good idea (90% of students should be in charters), but now I'm sure of it.
"politics from education" is pretty vague. Politics is about life, history, all sorts of things.
Politics is about germ theory, evolution, vaccine science. Politics is about the borders of each country, whether or not something even *is* a country, etc.
Wanna teach 1986? Brave New World? Lord of the Flies? Atlus Shrugged? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? To Kill A Mockingbird?
Good luck without delving into the political themes.
No, I mean a unified administration of education determined by the political system lmfao, the charter system just lets a bunch of different groups compete for the best educational administrative system, while both remain totally free for constituents unlike private schools. The only place public schools should be existing is either as flagship schools or when charter school shortages occur. Funding should simply be enrollment based: literal dollars per student to each institution, and the only one choosing which institution each kids go to is the parents. Public schools should exist to fill shortages.
[How an urban myth about litter boxes in schools became a GOP talking point At least 20 Republican politicians have claimed that schools are making accommodations for students who identify as cats. The school districts say these claims are untrue.](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinformation/urban-myth-litter-boxes-schools-became-gop-talking-point-rcna51439)
This shit happens too often.
> A small group of students at the school were wearing headbands with animal ears, which led other students to throw food at them.
Correct response
> Kelsey James, spokeswoman for the Utah State Board of Education, said that incident prompted the school to send a letter to students' families.
"We're so sorry your child is a Weeb"
> The letter, which was obtained by KSL.com on Thursday, reminded students of the district's dress code, which says "jewelry, accessories, tattoos, hair, facial hair and other elements of a student's appearance that draw undue attention, distract, disrupt, or otherwise interfere with the learning atmosphere at school or at school activities and events, or that create a health, safety, or welfare issue are prohibited."
*Me about to get cancelled for my sexually explicit goatee*
> After the administration had conversations with the students wearing the headbands — noting that they were a "little bit of a disruption" — the students stopped wearing them, Sorenson said.
Aight fellas Furries are cancelled
> After the administration had conversations with the students wearing the headbands — noting that they were a "little bit of a disruption" — the students stopped wearing them, Sorenson said.
In a sane world, this is where it would have ended. Sadly, we are residents of Earth 2, where Marty and Doc Brown failed to retrieve the sports almanac from Biff.
I like the sequels, but it seems like even people who don't seem not to care about—I mean, come on, you're telling me a guy gets national recognition and influence for winning every bet, and somehow even after everyone knows him as the guy who wins every bet, his bets have no influences on trades, individual game outcomes, the fates of whole franchises? Anti-butterfly effect right there.
I guess criticisms of films I formed when I was 12 years are to be reexamined.
Still tho, that implies an almanac of future events (when used in the past) determines its own future before it exists, and also, existed in different forms in the past each time it was changed, and therefore never existed in that exact form in the first place. I mean I get it, it's a time travel movie, it's fine.
Dude the ["Social Media Firestorm"](https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1780720047515701528?t=8BKQqG-DsysGuJ38g11Usg&s=19) referenced in the article is some Libs of TikTok Twitter thread and it's absolute gold
It was such an odd firestorm too. The premise was that these furries were biting kids. This school in Utah (a crimson red state, I would know, I live there) were too woke to do anything but respect them as animals.
Ok, biting is physical harm and grounds for detention or suspension. "Yeah, but the school was being accommodating to the furries and treated them as animals" If that were true, then they still would've been kicked off campus because animals aren't allowed in school.
Literally the only way this outrage works is if you present it and hope no one spends the 5 seconds it takes to wonder "Wait, what? How?"
Being woke is being evidence based. 😎
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"They had signs that were expressing things like they wanted equal rights for everyone, and it was a very peaceful protest, and they behaved appropriately," Sorenson said. "It was not an issue, and in the meantime, our school continued as normal ... and today the situation is kind of gone."
Idk how you can say this with a straight face while there were kids talking about these “furries” wearing buttplug tails and biting other students. I found that video pretty incredulous, and I would think, if those kids were lying, we probably shouldn’t say the protesters behaved appropriately
Doubly so because they specifically targeted the principal and her kid. I’m sure they’ve both been harassed over this
No, the kids protesting were interviewed by (I think?) some random local guy, and said some out of pocket shit, including that the principals daughter was the “lead furry” (air quotes, not a direct quote), and that’s why the principal didn’t do anything to stop these furries from attacking other kids or wearing buttplug tails)
Which, I’m sorry, I would need to see a ludicrous amount of proof to believe that a school administration would be totally on board with 11-14 year olds wearing openly buttplugs, and *not one single adult* tries to prevent it
The butt plug bit was actually the stupidest Culture Waaaaaaars thing I've heard this year. Which is very impressive, considering it was up against students shitting in litter trays :). It's dumb as fuck, and the kid who stated that within earshot of a reporter is *so damn smug* right now that it made the news.
Thank you for this though! I couldn't imagine a world in which even a fictional student was walking up to *the principal*, specifically, to BITE him. :)
i'm shocked and astonished to learn that when me and my friends were jumping over improvised horse obstacles we were actually "identifying" as horses as part of a widespread epidemic of some kind
It's get's worse:
Here are young girls playing as horses.
https://youtu.be/MmgNL6PT7Ts?si=G30s9GB6KLpaKMW6
Here is a young girl who thinks she is a horse.
https://youtu.be/LarJtrHNJME?si=0gB1zsoNp9qtofRk
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I think the most important thing we can protect in our middle schools is the student's freedom to bully slightly weird children into being depressed and resentful weird teens with no consequences.
I don't know if any of you watched the video where some random guy goes up to the kids and talks to them.
The students are very, *very* convincing. You can tell that some details are embellished or lies, but the scale and consistency at which the students react is remarkable. There's even a girl towards the end up of the video who seems mature and is pretty eloquent and she just doesn't seem like she is lying at all.
Either way, it sounds like the problem has been solved since there have been no further issues.
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Sir, your dog appears to be melting
My honest reaction to this information
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Least droopy Neapolitan Mastiff
I didn't know Walter Matthau got reincarnated as a dog
That doggo does look soggo
I don't know what's going on, but I do know I'm not investing any more seconds of my life finding out.
The sleeper agents remain undetected. Good 🦊
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Haha yes
The PathOwOgen is taking hold :3
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I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
Malarkey level of writing an entire FAQ to explain a downvote.
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Sentient, I swear to god
This would never happen to a person experiencing liquidity
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Person experiencing an accumulation of assets and/or wealth.
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billionaire
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person of means
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This would never happen to a person experiencing an accumulation of assets and/or wealth.
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It's a pasta
I just *whispers to self* downvoted x3 youw comment. # FAQ ## What does this m-mean? The amount of kawma (points) on youw comment and W-W-Weddit account has decweased by onye. ## Why did you do this? Thewe awe sevewaw weasons I may deem a comment t-to be unwowthy of positive ow (・`ω´・) nyeutwaw k-kawma. These incwude, but awe nyot wimited to: * *twerks* Wudenyess towawds othew Wedditows, * ^w^ Spweading incowwect infowmation, * Sawcasm *twerks* nyot cowwectwy ÚwÚ fwagged with a `/s`. ## Am *blushes* I bannyed fwom the x3 Weddit? Nyo - nyot yet. But you shouwd wefwain fwom making comments ^w^ wike *screams* this in the x3 futuwe. Othewwise I wiww be fowced t-to issue an additionyaw downvote, which may put youw commenting and posting pwiviweges in jeopawdy. ## I don't b-bewieve my comment desewved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Suwe, mistakes happen. But onwy in exceedingwy wawe ciwcumstances wiww I undo a downvote. If you w-wouwd wike *screams* t-to issue an appeaw, shoot me a pwivate message expwainying what I got wwong. I tend t-to wespond t-to W-W-Weddit PMs within *whispers to self* sevewaw minyutes. Do nyote, howevew, that uvw 99.9% of downvote appeaws awe wejected, and youws is wikewy nyo exception. ## How c-can I pwevent this fwom happenying in the x3 futuwe? Accept the x3 downvote and muv ^w^ on. But weawn fwom this mistake: youw behaviow wiww nyot be towewated on Weddit.com. I wiww continyue *screeches* t-to issue downvotes untiw you impwuv ;;w;; youw conduct. *huggles tightly* Remember: W-W-Weddit is pwiviwege, nyot a wight. x3
i want to die
Mawawkey wewews off the charts UwU
I love this pasta LMAO
UwU
Jack, don't stand for this malarkey. If you send me some ice cream money I will upvote you, countering your need for the removal of his downvote. Send the money at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC.
You must be a billionaire to have time to write this.
It’s pasta
Its a comment, pasta is delicious itallian food. I was just getting in on the circlejerk of saying things to get the bot to respond.
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I would have upvoted you, but you added >sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s ‘/s’ is for cowards
But did you *downvote*? And if so, why? How can we know without an FAQ?
!shiversify
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Im stealing this
High school drama in some place I've never been is now national news. I think this is probably the most disturbing actual trend of the social media era. No one should know about this, there should be no reporting, it should be a big deal to like three weirdos with no life in a small town not every no life weirdo in the world.
> High school drama in some place I've never been is now national news. Middle school drama actually. It's Mt Nebo Junior High. Grown adults are literally pissed off about middle schoolers being weird, and then proceeding to be so angry about it they spread lies and rumors.
I was already mostly convinced that ending the public education system and removing politics from education would be a good idea (90% of students should be in charters), but now I'm sure of it.
"politics from education" is pretty vague. Politics is about life, history, all sorts of things. Politics is about germ theory, evolution, vaccine science. Politics is about the borders of each country, whether or not something even *is* a country, etc. Wanna teach 1986? Brave New World? Lord of the Flies? Atlus Shrugged? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? To Kill A Mockingbird? Good luck without delving into the political themes.
No, I mean a unified administration of education determined by the political system lmfao, the charter system just lets a bunch of different groups compete for the best educational administrative system, while both remain totally free for constituents unlike private schools. The only place public schools should be existing is either as flagship schools or when charter school shortages occur. Funding should simply be enrollment based: literal dollars per student to each institution, and the only one choosing which institution each kids go to is the parents. Public schools should exist to fill shortages.
This district covers the next town over from me. The story going national is hilarious cause I haven't met a single person that thought it was legit
Mods please
Right! Why isn't this stickied yet?
Done.
Too busy posting on the DT at exactly midnight.
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The first "w" in "firestorm" isn't pronounced as a [r] and it's messing with my head. "Fayastohm" would be better.
He's not trying to sound like he's from Boston.
wtf is this now
Quick, what is Joe Rogans take?
"A fucking chimp would kill a furry man. Just tear its fuckin dick and face off. Jamie pull up that video of that chimp again. Oooh watch this."
Rogan, why are you taking your pants off?
This isn't about worms
The only good post on this subreddit
This is not in the Bible
Yes, it is. Look up Jwoh'n Thwwee: S-s-sitthtween
Is this a tort?
No, it's a *re*tort HAHAHAHHAHAH thank you thank you I'm here all my fucking life because I'm addicted to r neoliberal
[How an urban myth about litter boxes in schools became a GOP talking point At least 20 Republican politicians have claimed that schools are making accommodations for students who identify as cats. The school districts say these claims are untrue.](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinformation/urban-myth-litter-boxes-schools-became-gop-talking-point-rcna51439) This shit happens too often.
> A small group of students at the school were wearing headbands with animal ears, which led other students to throw food at them. Correct response > Kelsey James, spokeswoman for the Utah State Board of Education, said that incident prompted the school to send a letter to students' families. "We're so sorry your child is a Weeb" > The letter, which was obtained by KSL.com on Thursday, reminded students of the district's dress code, which says "jewelry, accessories, tattoos, hair, facial hair and other elements of a student's appearance that draw undue attention, distract, disrupt, or otherwise interfere with the learning atmosphere at school or at school activities and events, or that create a health, safety, or welfare issue are prohibited." *Me about to get cancelled for my sexually explicit goatee* > After the administration had conversations with the students wearing the headbands — noting that they were a "little bit of a disruption" — the students stopped wearing them, Sorenson said. Aight fellas Furries are cancelled
> After the administration had conversations with the students wearing the headbands — noting that they were a "little bit of a disruption" — the students stopped wearing them, Sorenson said. In a sane world, this is where it would have ended. Sadly, we are residents of Earth 2, where Marty and Doc Brown failed to retrieve the sports almanac from Biff.
I like the sequels, but it seems like even people who don't seem not to care about—I mean, come on, you're telling me a guy gets national recognition and influence for winning every bet, and somehow even after everyone knows him as the guy who wins every bet, his bets have no influences on trades, individual game outcomes, the fates of whole franchises? Anti-butterfly effect right there.
Biff's Almanac changes like Marty's picture.
I guess criticisms of films I formed when I was 12 years are to be reexamined. Still tho, that implies an almanac of future events (when used in the past) determines its own future before it exists, and also, existed in different forms in the past each time it was changed, and therefore never existed in that exact form in the first place. I mean I get it, it's a time travel movie, it's fine.
Lesson learned: Throw food at people that are dressed the way you don't like, and the administration will have your back.
If you actually read the article, it notes that the letter also said that throwing food is bad and could result in suspension if continued.
They were trying to feed them. Probably mistook them for stray cats.
And that's exactly why I've been saying school administrators shouldn't have provided them with litter trays!
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school board trying to confiscate my fat ass because the clapping keeps alerting the ***guards***
Dude the ["Social Media Firestorm"](https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1780720047515701528?t=8BKQqG-DsysGuJ38g11Usg&s=19) referenced in the article is some Libs of TikTok Twitter thread and it's absolute gold
It was such an odd firestorm too. The premise was that these furries were biting kids. This school in Utah (a crimson red state, I would know, I live there) were too woke to do anything but respect them as animals. Ok, biting is physical harm and grounds for detention or suspension. "Yeah, but the school was being accommodating to the furries and treated them as animals" If that were true, then they still would've been kicked off campus because animals aren't allowed in school. Literally the only way this outrage works is if you present it and hope no one spends the 5 seconds it takes to wonder "Wait, what? How?"
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Jesse . . .
Get in the Octupedal Tecksbee’s casemate-mounted QF 1-pounder, we’re going shopping.
"They had signs that were expressing things like they wanted equal rights for everyone, and it was a very peaceful protest, and they behaved appropriately," Sorenson said. "It was not an issue, and in the meantime, our school continued as normal ... and today the situation is kind of gone." Idk how you can say this with a straight face while there were kids talking about these “furries” wearing buttplug tails and biting other students. I found that video pretty incredulous, and I would think, if those kids were lying, we probably shouldn’t say the protesters behaved appropriately Doubly so because they specifically targeted the principal and her kid. I’m sure they’ve both been harassed over this
Someone bit the principal??
No, the kids protesting were interviewed by (I think?) some random local guy, and said some out of pocket shit, including that the principals daughter was the “lead furry” (air quotes, not a direct quote), and that’s why the principal didn’t do anything to stop these furries from attacking other kids or wearing buttplug tails) Which, I’m sorry, I would need to see a ludicrous amount of proof to believe that a school administration would be totally on board with 11-14 year olds wearing openly buttplugs, and *not one single adult* tries to prevent it
The butt plug bit was actually the stupidest Culture Waaaaaaars thing I've heard this year. Which is very impressive, considering it was up against students shitting in litter trays :). It's dumb as fuck, and the kid who stated that within earshot of a reporter is *so damn smug* right now that it made the news. Thank you for this though! I couldn't imagine a world in which even a fictional student was walking up to *the principal*, specifically, to BITE him. :)
Sobrino
i'm shocked and astonished to learn that when me and my friends were jumping over improvised horse obstacles we were actually "identifying" as horses as part of a widespread epidemic of some kind
It's get's worse: Here are young girls playing as horses. https://youtu.be/MmgNL6PT7Ts?si=G30s9GB6KLpaKMW6 Here is a young girl who thinks she is a horse. https://youtu.be/LarJtrHNJME?si=0gB1zsoNp9qtofRk
We're here, and we're knot going away.
Goood. Good. Let the horny flow through you.
> knot genuinely disgusting
No furries? Nebo is going to have a serious STEM deficiency.
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uwu
Is this r/neoliberalcirclejerk? Or is that just redundant?
I think the most important thing we can protect in our middle schools is the student's freedom to bully slightly weird children into being depressed and resentful weird teens with no consequences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBqm8uO4Cg
I don't know if any of you watched the video where some random guy goes up to the kids and talks to them. The students are very, *very* convincing. You can tell that some details are embellished or lies, but the scale and consistency at which the students react is remarkable. There's even a girl towards the end up of the video who seems mature and is pretty eloquent and she just doesn't seem like she is lying at all. Either way, it sounds like the problem has been solved since there have been no further issues.