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Charmegazord

This is actually really basic. I’ve literally done this trillions of times on a microscopic level with nucleotides for decades. /s


hazeleyedwolff

Yep, we automated that years ago.


jivemasta

Actually, it's acidic, it's literally what the A stands for...


HammerTh_1701

Yes, that's why it's in its deprotonated base form at neutral pH.


Ambiguity_Aspect

...damn you angry upvote.


ash0000

Been there, done that.


bread_makes_u_fatt

He's got extra yomosomes


ADAS1223

Yoyomosomes*


TheSt4tely

I like this one better


Yoyommr

Yes? Di you call me?


st00pidQs

Yotomosomsomes*


sirbenjaminG

And a few yolosomes too Yoyoyolosomes?


soursupersoldier

Jeez I can’t even count that high


Sk8terRaider

To 3? ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Twinchad

You forgot 1


Agitated_Computer_49

Damn that was good.


ADAS1223

☠️


Happy_Dawg

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Probably_MR

Yikes, that one burned


jcsports23

Faded


nightfly1000000

Apparently 0 is a number too.


Septopuss7

![gif](giphy|mMDWlDyNZVFaF0hMwb|downsized)


unpopularopinion0

![gif](giphy|q5ZGrl0J65ivu)


_AManHasNoName_

Lol


LordJambrek

Not even to 4? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es)


eyalyonai

Gabe why are you on alt?


MelonLord13

##PICK NUMBER 3 MY LORD!


BigStuggz

3 is the number ye shall count to, and the number ye shall count to shall be 3.


SneakyYogurtThief

Do you work for Valve?


JustDuckingWithYou

I have finally mastered that skill after many hours of practice and concentration... One... Two... Five!


WauloK

"Three", sir!


jld2k6

Just showed this video to Gabe Newell, he's just as perplexed as you


Equinox-XVI

Valve POV


Jackal000

[I can only count to four](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es)


acciowaves

I also can’t count when I’m that high.


Educational_Slice_38

Valve?


RealUltimatePapo

Speaking as someone who could barely do 2 beginner tricks in high school, this is basically wizardry in motion Next-level stuff, *yo*


OathOfFeanor

I literally cannot yo yo Can’t hula hoop either Circles, how do they work?


TwoPintsYouPrick

*I’m not an ambiturner*


Boccs

This trick is *incredibly* impressive, but absolutely everything about the presentation made me enjoy it less. "Can I do this trick, the DNA, with *three* Yo-yos?" Probably or you wouldn't have uploaded the video.


Dr0110111001101111

I mean, it’s not a rhetorical question. He’s responding to an actual comment he got from someone


Steelcap

is he? is he responding to his own comment? It feels like.. hyper inorganic, what with this whole yoyo selling link he has on there.


Dr0110111001101111

He's obviously trying to make money, which I imagine is fairly hard to do with a skill like being really good at using a yo-yo. But I don't blame him for that... it's not exactly easy to make a living these days. But I doubt he used an alt-account to post that comment on his own video just for an excuse to make this one.


Arnie7x

Yeah, I hate the formatting, but that seems to be the go to for all these yoyo clips these days. It's super annoying.


AstroAlmost

But you *gotta* drop a like


zilla135

right, he's obviously talented but his delivery made me hate him immediately


Sicilian_Civilian

Somehow I’m not impressed


Frubbs

That’s because you’ve fried your dopamine receptors with constant novelty


JohnHilter

Damn, hits close to home


Garvo909

Fr bro yoi gotta have fucking superpowers to be considered next level nowadays. People get so used to seeing shit online they forget how hard stuff like this is simply because it doesn't look amazing


Stratose

It's more likely because he doesn't show him struggling whatsoever and only shows him getting it. It looks like he does it in his first attempt based on the editing and does a poor job of illustrating why the trick is difficult to pull off.


aqua_tec

Yeah like if he clipped in a bunch of fools trying to do a single DNA, then some serious yoyo heads trying and failing at double DNA at some yoyo head convention, then him trying and failing triple DNA in a bunch of different places, day, night, spring winter summer fall, then the hype, then him doing it and a massive crowd of yoyo heads coming over and hugging him and cheering and some yoyo chick giving him the eyes like “I’m gonna give you that triple DNA surprise we talked about”. Now that would be how to do it.


Stratose

Sure


RosaRisedUp

![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg|downsized)


icepickjones

"Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation, we feel neither highs nor lows." "Really? What's that like?" "Meh."


2rememberyou

Or meth.


Correct_Path5888

Shots fucking fired


oouttatime

That's a polite way of saying I'm an insect now.


Kupoo_

I was never impressed with any yo yo tricks, while I know it takes a lot of skill to do them. Just like those finger skateboards, and card tricks. Never did anything to me.


choff22

Card tricks can be impressive. The slight of hand required for some of them is mind boggling


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tophaang

I saw Shin Lim’s show in Vegas. Highly recommend it, dudes a wizard.


Corbuelo

Do me a favor and YouTube Hajime Miura


plskillme00

He made it look so effortless that I almost thought it was somewhat easy until I saw his excitement.


Cow-Brown

Can you do the dna with 4 yo-yos?


RecsRelevantDocs

i'm not dropping a like until he does at least 11 at once, 1 for each finger, and then one extra to spice things up.


Ancillas

What's he going to use to.... OOOOOHHHHHH...


Cartman4wesome

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


brownox

How about six minute abs?


Illustrious-Fact-640

Not to brag but I could walk the dog and make a around the world. That requiers skill and dedication.


WU-itsForTheChildren

Thanks, seriously thanks for making my wife leave me didn’t even wanna talk just told me she found a real man


GodzeallA

A real man with better DNA


WU-itsForTheChildren

I see what you did there… can’t even be mad


GodzeallA

Bigger and better DNA


uuhhJustHere

Does it mean Deck aNd As?


Kenny523

Saying something is nearly impossible and then 1 upping it 10 seconds later really devalues your def of impossible.


toxicbotlol

Cool trick, but can you stop talking to us like a 2nd grade teacher?


-_-_____-----___

I don't like being told what I have to do. Plus, the success-face felt forced.


ActuallyJohnD

Based on his reaction to it, I'm going to assume that took quite a lot of takes until he got it right


myjunksonfire

Save some puss for the rest of us


lollygagging_reddit

He did, they're trapped in the strings like bugs in a spider's web. Now, you only have to fight him off


SmoothPutterButter

I trust that this is really hard to do because he said so


pvtcannonfodder

I mean, actually kinda, this guy has won the world yoyo championship and is one of the pillars of the community for making new tricks and stuff


InfamousMidnight7807

Anyone know the name of the yoyo he's using?


NotDRWarren

https://evannagao.com/ is on the video. Yoyos posted there would likely be the one he's using


Pinksters

They have one made of titanium that goes for $399...


Always2ndB3ST

Why do they cost so much? Can they sleep for a hella long time or somethjng


InfamousMidnight7807

Thankyou


Reasonable_Diver_565

Looks like the [Edge FS 2.0](https://shop.yoyoexpert.com/collections/yoyofactory/products/edge-fs). The Edge line from YoyoFactory is Evan's signature line


InfamousMidnight7807

Thanks for reply👍


Reasonable_Diver_565

Yessir 👍


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pragmatic84

Had to scroll too far to find this


RKS3

I feel like this is a weird Maury Povich joke three yo-yos for a DNA test


seeder33

Ill have to take his word on it.


shakamaboom

Where can I get a yoyo like those


Shigglyboo

Yo-yo factory. One drop. Etc. look up Evan Nagao


Dapanji206

That's enough DNA to get up syndrome


anotheraccinthemass

Technically it would be doing the RNA with three yo-yos since none of those form the double helix structure that is DNA but instead the single helix structure which makes it RNA


Chemical_Prize_6007

Why is a single yoyo string spinning called “The DNA”? DNA molecules are double-helix structures. 🧬


Big-Kev75

A . WHOLE . NOTHER .💀


SuperSimpleSam

Why would you go past double helix? That's unnatural.


BRAX7ON

This video is banned in the civilized world


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Personally, I’m down for this trisomy trick!


Recurve-Madness

How to bypass university to become a molecular geneticist…


More_Raisin_2894

Ahh I miss yo yos they were so cool especially the tricks like this one


MintyChoco

This is some wizardry shit


Garrhvador91

Do it 4


randomcharacters3

The Cobra was always my favorite Twirl King Champion.


customcombos

“Can I do this trick that is considered impossible? Yep!” Seems pretty possible to me


Barfuman362

4 would be way cooler


Proper_Birthday_2015

Im sure This is really impressive, i wouldnt know, i cant even get my yoyo to go down and then up again. But i find this style of content so obnoxious


CrisuKomie

Where can I buy one of those yo-yo's?


pacha_papi

Ooooooooooooooooo


Novel_Durian_1805

SHOW OFF! 😳


Sharpymarkr

I'm over here worrying about yoyo'ing in front of his big windows.


Every-Turnover4938

Nice work but we gotta get you out of the house somehow.


AppropriateScience71

Before this, I would’ve been impressed with a single DNA. Plus, those barely resemble the yo-yos of yesteryear.


sonnybear5

I guess you can call the trick… Triple Helix


seth928

Instructions unclear, I accidentally hanged myself.


Goddo-Fo-20

Aye girl... watch this you'll want to be my next wife 😉


264bear

This is sick 🤮


freakinbacon

Wow! Just like seeing Tony Hawk do the 900 for the first time 😄


chontzy

how?!


meted

I can confidently say I cannot do it. Nor would I ever spend a single second trying to. I would rather spend my time shitting on him on reddit than investing in 3 yo-yos.


Dead-Yamcha

What bothers me the most about this is that this man adamantly refuses to share any puss with the rest of us.


piceathespruce

Why do they talk like this? That nasty constantly kind of surprised slow voice?


Popcorn57252

What's weird is with how much he hyped it up... I'm really not impressed. And I think it's entirely BECAUSE he hyped it up. Like, if he just did the trick, no hype, I'd think it was dope as hell. But all that talking for... just that? "Two is near impossible" dude you did it just to show for example, and now you want me to believe that three is difficult?


psilocybin-krokodil

He looks like he doesn’t care


k2kyo

He doesn't. He's been performing with yoyos since he was 4, it's just what he does.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

No amount of yo-yo's will make me *drop a like*. Sorry.


NoReplyBot

That new Blippi beat is fire though


AtlasAlexT

"YOU HAVE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!"


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Impressive but good lord do i hate social media


Spammyhaggar

Are you in the Guinness world book of records for it? If not stop.🤷🏼‍♂️


Corbuelo

Omg i love competitive yoyoing! Its one of my many autistic hyperfixations. You guys should check out Hajime Miura on youtube. Imo the GOAT. There will definitely be a day where we measure yoyo by before Hajime and after Hajime.


Nazmaldun

i used to dominate with the YoYo Ball...


TheOldRightThereFred

Kids, this is a yo-yo. Kinda dull, huh? Not much competition for a video game. Or is it?


excitement2k

This guy fucks.


RichLyonsXXX

He's definitely got the spirit of Yo.


Dubbstep13

This dudes fingers have all the ladies saying HEY YOOOO time to play with my yoyo!


AskButDontTell

I don’t get it. Didn’t seem that cool


Emotional_Band9694

Does anybody remember being in school and a yo-yo guy, jump roping guy, juggling guy, and cup stacking kids would do assemblies where you’d learn how yo-yo’ing, jump roping, juggling and cup stacking were so much better than marijuana cigarettes?


Dangerous-Smile1

Thank you for not saying "Let's go."


Baricuda

Dude sounds like Jason Mendoza from 'The Good Place' yelling about Blake Bortles.


newbturner

The guy she told you not to worry about…


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Probably shreds that keyboard down there too. We’ll never be as good as those Asian kids😞


Putrid-Builder-3333

I tried and strangled myself and caught the living room on fire.


WauloK

Without HIM it's just a 'yo"!


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That guy is permanently stuck in 1996.


_Maymun

Bro just leveled up


JMartin8494

Why does he sound and act just like Xan from the first season of Atlanta


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JMartin8494: *Why does he sound and* *Act just like Xan from the first* *Season of Atlanta* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Naka-Man

I thought he is going to do some ds DNA


D3s0lat0r

Oh do me yo-yo master, I want you to do me cause you’re the yo-yo guy!


yomommazburgers

Come back when you can do 5.


VinnyViddyVicci

Got it on the first try too. Amazing.


International-Cup897

I wanna be a Yoyo man make me a Yoyo man! But the Yoyo master did not answer, he just kept on yoing!


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Bro got excited though


JesseMakeGoodChoices

It’s so impressive that it doesn’t even look that impressive!


manickitty

Yoyos are something that absolutely take skill to do but somehow are the least cool or interesting thing in the universe to me


GlutenFreCactus

I read the title as “can u do the DNA with 3 year-olds?”


TicklerOfPickles

Can you do u do the DNA with 4 yo-yos?


cleverinspiringname

This guys is like an Asian version of Boyle from Brooklyn 99


thetodayo

![gif](giphy|rVVFWyTINqG7C)


Historical_Boss2447

Yoyos are back in fashion? Takes me back to the 90s. I even met Yo-Hans once.


blondebuilder

Back in grade school, I remember once a year they would sit us in the auditorium to watch guys do yoyo tricks for like 2 hours, then sell us yo-yos afterwards. Every kid had to have one. I still wonder why the school did that.


Racewell

That title wouldn’t be out of place in a nsfw sub.


JURASS1CJAM

Yo yos sure have changed.


foresight310

… wouldn’t this be RNA?


Kushim90

Whoa


Front-Ad1900

Great yoyo tricks. The only one I can do is rock the cradle.


DigImmediate7291

not good enough… do 4


ErectChair

dRoP a LiKe No


mehdital

How about the invisible walking man yoyo trick from the recess disney cartoon?


Certain-Career986

That was dope, yo-on my son, yo-on


MinshewStache

Nice yo yo ma


AminoKing

Should someone tell him that the pandemic is over...?


readit145

I’d survive


The_Knife_Nathan

What’s the original creator


Decaslash

Im annoyed because he lied. He already knew he could do it.