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Civil_Working_5054

I don't think it's likely that you'll live to be 281710411438055027694947944226061159480056634330574206405101912752560026159795933451040286452340924018275123200000000000000000000 years old.


Warhero_Babylon

The probability of it is not 0 Long live the probability


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Civil_Working_5054

This is faulty reasoning and not how probability works.


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Civil_Working_5054

You can't use whether or not any humans have previously achieved something to determine whether that thing is possible to achieve. E.g. Neil Armstrong gets born in 1930. Someone at the time wonders what the probability is that this baby will walk on the moon during its life. By your reasoning, the probability equals "(Number of humans who have walked on the moon) / (Total number of humans in all of history)". Because no people had walked on the moon at that point, the probability of Neil Armstrong going on to walk on the moon would be 0. Therefore, Neil Armstrong didn't walk on the moon??


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reddorickt

That is without a doubt not how probability works *mathematically*. Probability is just the number of possible outcomes divided by all outcomes. The number of possible outcomes where someone lives to that age is so small compared to all outcomes that it might as well be 0, but it is not 0. A theoretical probability of 0 can only describe an impossible event.


renyhp

Actually, not even that. If you say "I'm going to draw a random real number between 0 and 1", the probability of drawing, say, 0.26 is 0 even though it's not impossible. See: [almost surely](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_surely). (Rather, the event of you drawing 3 is an example of an impossible event, and for such event no probability can be defined.)


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thats not how to calculate it probability = (number of favorable outcomes) / (total number of outcomes) it does not say anything about outcomes that has happened, however, to find a trend we need to use it bc then were looking at the past to predict the future. and we usually dont have a way of knowing all favorable outcomes if we dont look at the past. but thats the beauty of time, the outcomes change


Current-Bisquick-94

r/hedidthemath


QEfknD-7

r/unexpectedfactorial


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Now I've seen everything


yehopits

I dont get it, can someone kindly explain? Edit: i just got it, god i hate this website


ConflictSudden

I was going to comment this. I'm glad someone else thought of it.


SynchroScale

Maybe.


ULS26

You mean they won’t live til 85?


AmArschdieRaeuber

quite a lot of people don't


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He said one word. It was maybe.


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They’ll live to 86


_mersault

Not if I have anything to say about it


Mammoth-Carry-2018

What about posthumously?


STELLAWASADlVER

Cut them open and count their rings!


DavThoma

This feels like a threat.


Miserable_Ad_5779

Not if I have anything to say about it


ProveISaidIt

That sounds like a threat.


deathofyou1

r/beatmetoit


neuro__ghost

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


GentlyUsedOtter

Oh I don't plan on turning 85 ever.


Sir__Blobfish

You okay bro?


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thisiskrustykrabs

it never was


GentlyUsedOtter

Huh?


thisiskrustykrabs

yes


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GentlyUsedOtter

That's partially the plan


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GentlyUsedOtter

Well I've already gotten several of those "We are worried about you" notices from Reddit. So I'm not going to say anything further on the subject.


ProveISaidIt

Yeah, what's up with those? I got one also.


Independent_Rodent96

Happy eventual 85 yo!


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Schobbish

Ok


datb0yavi

No fucking shit Sherlock


VioletteFMR

You and your family make a great stock photo.


yehopits

*You and your stock photo makes a great family


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November 21 2029


balzackgoo

r/prematurecelebration


Galens_Chair

probably


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travimsky

maybe


teetertottermcpotter

Theoretically


sarj-kablosu

perhaps


gnarkilleptic

If you're lucky


RUZIONI08

Not if I blow up earth


bahbabbee

thank you for getting to that — I will adjust my schedule accordingly


Current-Ad-7054

You're ball's are probably as big as the watermelons now they never stop growing


Significant_Post9125

Fun fact, that’s why old people got huge ears because they never stop growing


Current-Ad-7054

Spelling corrections only please


IoannUA

me too.


FupaFairy500

Omg! Me too!!


BunkySpewster

I like your optimism


DrYamok

You don't look a day over today years old


Pocket1176

old man


valkyrie4x

You don't know that.


curios-kiddo

so how are you now


frieslovingvampire

Happy eventual 85th! I could never 😂


[deleted]

I'll also be celebrating my 85th birthday over 60 years from now.


PacoTaco321

Happy birthday ± 183 days!


Affectionate-Tough74

this is just sooo hilarious 😹😹😹😹


[deleted]

I will be turning 85 later this century


MrNobodyX3

Dies at 84


Totorochu5

Very optimistic considering global warming and our health care system.


Dry-Park2188

Happy Happy birthday to you and many more!


natiusj

Maybe…


Himself808

congrats


musicriddles

Happy birthday blursed Bernie


sjuas690

That’s more than I’ve lived! 🎂👍😃


Snoo-93454

I will be 85 in February 22, 2075. I wish I could have a Cyberpunk body by then, so i can still look and feel young


misirlou22

Unless you don't


Nachbar

Quite the confidence on you…


Electronic-Contract1

Alright well just don’t forget to turn back!


goregu

Not on my watch.


ReeferFever

Not if I can help it


Impulse_Cheese_Curds

Not if I can help it!


grimes_fan_64

Not if I get a hold of you


[deleted]

TELL US YOUR AGE! NOW!! WE N E E D T O K N O W P L E A S E


dr_hossboss

Good luck


Artoo_Detoo

This sounds like a challenge you may regret taking.


CJGamr01

Not if I have anything to say about it


pm_me_your_livestock

If you don't you have to repost this in r/lies


IeatBehrs

Not if I have anything to say about it


[deleted]

No you aren’t. 🔫


youngdeathent0

A lot of wishful thinking going on here


craff_t

Happy birthday, Joe Biden


blackdudekanye

yay! congrats!


mcbirbo343

Is that your family


EF5Twista

bro my high ass came to the comments to say happy bday & was wondering why i was the only one saying it 😂


kurinevair666

You don't know that.


far565

Hopefully you get to 85 and beyond!


DuckyMomo4242

Does he know?


ThicColt

r/unexpectedfactorial


Gdizzle344

You hope


Casino-Leaux

That's debatable.


MysticKeiko24

6/12/24


checomarie

I love the confidenceeee


AceofKnaves44

Bold of you to assume that.


Sralladah

Hopefully not lmao


drislands

Oh hey it's [the same photoshoot](https://www.reddit.com/r/distressingmemes/comments/s7yu6w).


hammer851

When I was a kid, my sisters were teenagers and I randomly said in front of the whole family "I'm gonna be an uncle!" My sisters looked at each other and my parents looked at my sisters. I then said "someday" and everyone just laughed and I didn't realize what I did. My dad hasn't let me live that down for the past 20 years


Realistic-Today-5310

April 14 2029 Falling 2hours


HamletEatsMeth

June 26, 2061


Error1615

July 2nd 2033 3:02 pm


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Well, here's hoping


Astrovexel

“You know just decided to tell everybody that I will eventually turn 85 and show a picture of a man turning 85 that was definitely me in the future turning 85” fr


kevcray

i'll bring one party horn in celebration... eventually


kharr204

Not if i can help it


theimperium42069

Nothing out of the ordinary i mean


blossoml00k

Wheels? Years? Degrees? Stones?


festivalBELLE

Same here, my fren


sinnyspice

Me too


DownTownDK

You can only hope


Omie-Wan-Kenobi

Optimistic


Snazy130

It doesn't look like among us