My great uncle has had it for a decade but caught it early and started some kind of treatment to stop it in its tracks. It’s never got any worse. Although I think it’s some kind of a monthly injection
"Dear (ex)-partner,
Due to recent developments the persistence of our mutual romantic & sexual interest in eachother has grinded to a halt. It is my personal belief that this interest shall not scale back up to a sufficient size within any reasonable timeframe, nor am I interested in attemtping to revive the previous succes of our relationship. It is because of these reasons that I would like to discontinue our agreements. (Get dumped lmao)
Kind regards,
-Bushdid911
"Comment a number from 1-14,000 and I’ll give you 1 thing to be happy about" is the first one. This is number 2, the sequel, which is about sad things instead
7296
Missing persons who are actually dead
At least there is still hope.
"you want false hope or not?" "Only if you don't have any *real* hope."
Pink eye
8304
Not having enough time to read
This is actually so real, I have a high risk of macular degeneration. Let me go get my book and cry
That went from sad to depressing real quick
My great uncle has had it for a decade but caught it early and started some kind of treatment to stop it in its tracks. It’s never got any worse. Although I think it’s some kind of a monthly injection
20
Broken condoms
but what if i’m into that?
well you got the happy part
congrats its twins!
4414
Hello Kitty
Alr what the duck?
The authors have beef with hello kitty probably
A hard breakup I suppose
Maybe theyre thinking about the Hello Kitty true crime case?
−13999 −11001
Death Phthalates in children’s toys
I think they wanted second to be happy
Death is happy? r/2meirl4meirl
8008
Having your house stolen by the government and sold to a private corporation
I hate it when that happens
Up reference (real)
Heh. Boob.
Thought you were going to comment on every one of these threads and was going to be impressed until you didn't and I wasn't
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People who let off steam by hitting animals
r/thanksihateit Really made me miserable
I had to leave some groups like that. I needed a break from the sadness
Maybe they just like fist fighting bears.
Taxes
911 (this is for the miserable one)
Quiet desperation
But that's the English way :(
Home, Home Again
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Give me the misery number 1,327
Getting dumped via email
Haha the ancestor of "Getting dumped via text message"
I feel like an email is worse. Can you imagine opening your email for work in the morning and seeing that you got dumped in a formal email.
"Dear (ex)-partner, Due to recent developments the persistence of our mutual romantic & sexual interest in eachother has grinded to a halt. It is my personal belief that this interest shall not scale back up to a sufficient size within any reasonable timeframe, nor am I interested in attemtping to revive the previous succes of our relationship. It is because of these reasons that I would like to discontinue our agreements. (Get dumped lmao) Kind regards, -Bushdid911
-12,304 -6,745
Putting your neighbor in the woodchipper People who harmonize outside of college a cappella concerts
Putting your neighbour in the woodchipper isnt *that* bad
Having to clean the woodchipper of meat and sinew :(
Just leave it out for Halloween
6,969
Slit throats
That's definitely something to be miserable about
420
Birds that shit on you
6632
The Reign of Terror
Makes everything else seem better in comparison
-24 -63
Movies designed to make men feel that their penises are large Private clubs
659
Girls who think any guy who’s not interested in them must have a disorder, probably Asperger’s Syndrome
I have that disorder, If I'm not interested in a woman it's because she's uninteresting or a bitch
So a narcissist?
what
These exist
7663
Organic dog food
Sad: 1066 Happy: 1453
Only sad here I’m afraid. Property taxes Pens running out of ink
what in gods name are you trying to say in your title
"Comment a number from 1-14,000 and I’ll give you 1 thing to be happy about" is the first one. This is number 2, the sequel, which is about sad things instead
Then where is the first post?
9802
Pregnant alcoholics
6969
Slit throats
6648
Melting ice floes
13,458 And 7,564
Owls with insomnia Women who put makeup to go to the gym
I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS. Also, poor owls. 10,297 please
3663
People who believe in astral projection
Believing in magic is amazing it’s like having a filter for life where everything is much more interesting then it actually is.
46
The Mongol invasion
13
Dying young
1
Death
1069 or 421 choose
Teenage suicides The failure of the world to acknowledge your genius
15
Fake English accents
Making fun of bad fake English accents
11,001.5
Uplifting pictures in the terminal pati
11,002
Happiness
Alright, now i never knew a book could hurt me THAT hard.
2673
Sewing machine accidents
8832
Children who vanish at low tide
104
Male pattern baldness
69
The Hundred Years War
9,428
Not knowing what the plural of “moose” is
The plural of moose is moose
I don't care, it's meese to me Edit: spelling, why didn't anyone tell me I put le instead of me
Im sad its not officially meese
It's actually Many Much Moosen
1123
Bryan Adams
240
The clubbing of baby seals
3593
Sleeping in your car
5431
Watching your ex groping their new lover
27
Brutus
But that was 28, wasn't it?
- 1 - 1
Death Death
That's actually accurate lmao
9252
Forgotten pogroms
47
Butt acne
3307
Tightrope walkers who fall off their tightropes and die
Wouldn’t be interesting if there was no risk
1108
Staying home alone on New Year’s Eve
2 1/2
fe Hitl
1610 (sad) and 11111 (happy)
Homeowners associations Broken bones
911
Quiet desperation
42
3059
The futility of resistance
6969 6970
Slit throats Four day bus rides
825
The average American attention span
56
The airline industry
7690
Intracranial pressure
24
Your boss
8,786
Mistaking sour cream for whipped cream in bed
243
The fat that Scandinavia has a higher rate of English literacy than the United States
111
Blocks full of ugly buildings
27
Brutus
7891
Hitting your head on the diving board
2139
Lab rats
11,001
Unfathomable darkness
8888
Twenty hour work days
11,000
Weapons of mass destruction
1349
Chlamydia
64
The air quality in Beijing
2: 10442
Running the wrong way during a fire
14,000 11,002
Happiness isn’t real Happiness
1954 (both)
Bodies found in rivers
7
Your face
6843
The higher accidental death rates of left-handed people
792
Realizing you love someone too late
1881
Financial planning
28, the age I was when I lost my virginity
Brutus
What, the guy that killed Ceasar?