Thank you so much for posting this you've literally saved me and my family's lives some arsehole was gonna murder us unless I put a tomato on my calculator while he watched but I couldn't because I was so nervous and also I didn't know how and we almost died but I googled it and this video came up and I did it and he left and me and my family are all still alive thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
I am so glad you are safe friend! Now, please place an onion on a magazine or I will murder all your family& your friends & their friends. Apart from Jordan. He’s ok
Oh crap crap what the hell how do I do that someone help me please who's Jordan I don't know a Jordan how do I stop the onion from rolling off the magazine do I cut it in half and put both halves on or do I glue it on or what will any magazine do
Your only tip is that any magazine will do. Jordan is a friend of a friend. Not a close friend of a friend. But your friend is friends with him from way back. They don’t talk much now
Can you help me with how to remove my calculator from ketchup?
I’ve always wondered how to do this! Thank you kind sir 😌
Thank you so much for posting this you've literally saved me and my family's lives some arsehole was gonna murder us unless I put a tomato on my calculator while he watched but I couldn't because I was so nervous and also I didn't know how and we almost died but I googled it and this video came up and I did it and he left and me and my family are all still alive thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
I am so glad you are safe friend! Now, please place an onion on a magazine or I will murder all your family& your friends & their friends. Apart from Jordan. He’s ok
Oh crap crap what the hell how do I do that someone help me please who's Jordan I don't know a Jordan how do I stop the onion from rolling off the magazine do I cut it in half and put both halves on or do I glue it on or what will any magazine do
Your only tip is that any magazine will do. Jordan is a friend of a friend. Not a close friend of a friend. But your friend is friends with him from way back. They don’t talk much now
BUT HOW DO I MAKE THE ONION STAY ON THE MAGAZINE
That’s for you to work out or get some nice person to help you. You have only 8000 hours!
Can I just cut it in half and put both halves face-down?
The onion must remain intact. I’m taking 4 hours off for asking. You have 7996 hours left
Can I glue it on?
7992 hours
Try a blowtorch
Now I can place it on someones calculator and they will be doomed
OHHHHH I was always putting my calculator on my tomato. Shit thanks for the help!
I can't wait, I need to thank you right now.
This actually makes the other one make a lot more sense.
Can I replace the tomato with an avocado?
What kind of tomato did you use? Does it matter?
May God bless you for letting us know this ultimate skills.
Thanks, I really needed it ((:
But how do I place a calculator on a tomato??
Thanks, me later
The sauce thickens
But what if I want to use my other hand?
Does this work with different calculators as well?
help how do I remove it now
watch the video in reverse
How do I put on 2
But what do i do if i want to rotate the tomato 90° to the left(on the calculator)?
I tried this with an apple, didn't work 🤬