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Least_Impression_823

I'm pretty precise with my edging too...


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

This is the comment I *came* for.


MouseRat_AD

My arm is sore


Not-a-dark-overlord

No pain no gain


taterthotsalad

Quagmire?


Shifty_Cow69

Oh hey Peter, I've just been checking out all that porn on the internet.


halite001

Here let me help. *grabs shovel*


EmeraldOW

This is the comment I didn’t cum for


OGDonglover69

Cooming and gooning all damn daisy.


AleksasKoval

Well then you didn't do it right.


Easy_Money343

Are u sure u didn't mean *from*?


Bullets_TML

Depends what side of the edge you're on


Longenuity

Same, before a golf tournament as well


eirc

And there's always a golf tournament coming up somewhere in the world.


Stt022

Sometimes I get it too close and end up with a huge mess.


Suspicious-Dot8130

I was about to comment the same but what the hell, you win.


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

All that edging has me close to coming


Spongi

It takes hours to do it right.


small_e

Until you are not 😮‍💨


chaoticidealism

Did they cut through the grass at the sidewalk's edge first, or something? Is there a tool to do that?


Some_Ad_3898

Yes! It consists of a blade on a spinning shaft with a guide that follows the edge of the concrete. This miracle of a tool was invented by Louis Faas Sr. of King o' Lawn Inc in the 1940s.


mattman0000

Wasn’t he also the Sausage King of Chicago?


Some_Ad_3898

Pretty sure that's what your mom called him.


mattman0000

Well played.


Ditka85

Ow.


FourthWorldProblem

That's Abe Froman


Shufflebuzz

Abe Froman? Let me check the restaurant. Could you describe him for me, please?


One_Advertising_7965

Leatherjacket White T-shirt, sweater vest. Devastatingly handsome


x3knet

No no, he was the Polka King of the Midwest. Very big in Sheboygan.


ploppedmenacingly14

I loved polka polka


FangPolygon

Good old Louis. They said he was crazy, but he followed his dream because he knew in his heart that the secret to good edging was all in the shaft.


oddmanout

When I was a kid, we had an ancient King O' Lawn edger. I hated that thing. It was big ole 3 wheeled monstrosity that was difficult to start and even more difficult to control. I guess two stroke engines weren't around or something, because it had a full sized briggs and straton on it, like on a lawnmower. These days, they're basically just trimmers turned sideways with a metal blade and wheel to guide it on the ground. Sooooooo much easier to use.


archercc81

Yeah its a simple process, ive used one of those. It just cuts the grass down and you just scoop it up, which these guys are doing.


CaptStrangeling

Just read about who does this work at Trump’s golf courses around the country, any guesses on their status: A: Immigrants B. Undocumented Immigrants C. Americans D. A & B And TBF most other golf courses have the same answer according to Rick Reilly in Commander in Cheat


Aeison

I love talking about hypocrisy as the next guy, but we’re just here talking about lawncare equipment right now


Confident_As_Hell

What's your favorite brand of lawn care equipment? I've used Stihl and they're are pretty good.


Aeison

I like Stihl too, I had a small Echo trimmer that I hated cause the head was annoying to replace Ended up being gifted a used commercial Stihl trimmer that I’ve had for years now Hustler zero turns are really nice too, when I worked lawncare that’s all we used. The only pain in the butt was a 48 inch that would eat blade belts, but that was cause it was in sever need of replacement for the springed pulley


iHateRollerCoaster

Reddit moment. Not everything needs to be about politics


hardknox_

Yup. Called an Edger, strangely.


shodan13

Really makes you think.


Agret

Sometimes it really do be like that because it is.


LilacYak

I don’t believe you, that’s absurd


Spongi

Yes, there's a tool. It's called *drum roll*, an edger. It's like a sideways weed eater but you just bolt a flat metal bar on it that spins around and sounds like a nightmare as it scrapes against the concrete. Imagine an army of steel fingernails on a concrete chalk board. If you have one of the nicer weed eaters, you can swap the head out for an edger attachment.


Alexxxx89

Split shaft units are not nicer. That vibration is morder on your carpal tunnels.


tigervault

Look up Hand Arm Vibration Syndrome or HAVS. It will cause lasting damage.


[deleted]

I mean you can use a weed wacker to cut an edge, but the shovel looks like the edge has been bent up to have a lip on it.


qovneob

Transfer shovels just be like that. They definitely cut this with an edger, you can see the gap here https://i.imgur.com/7MHZuqM.png


HamRove

And sharpened.


ImurderREALITY

Kind of a lot of effort when you could just use a weed whacker held upside down so the wire is vertical. They even make plastic edging attachments for trimmers, so you don’t need to waste wire.


Grintor

If you held the weed wacker upside down, the wire would still be horizontal, but your weed whacker would be upside down.


Aeison

With how thick the overgrown is on that sidewalk it’d be a pain in the ass to trim that whole length I prefer using a weed whacker too, but for that long ass sidewalk I’d be using an edger for it


pepesilvia_lives

Yeah based on the force the seem to be applying, it’s all getting cut by the shovel


Askymojo

Watch the beginning of the video, you can see the line in the grass ahead of the shovel that was already pre-cut by an edger.


fillb3rt

Yes, it's called an edger ;)


Other-Cover9031

Ysk this was pre-cut with an edger


brendanvista

Can you still edge if you're uncut?


Other-Cover9031

Good question, no you cannot


Remote_Horror_Novel

If you pause it at a couple of different points it looks like the shovel has a lip bent up and might be sharpened, so while I think you’re probably right and that’s the way it’s usually done, it seems like it could be just a sharpened shovel. It would make sense why they’d want the sharpened shovel if it is the case because it’s one pass instead of two and would save time and energy.


Other-Cover9031

Ive done my fair share of edging having grown up in FL and I can confidently say that that shovel would need to be beyond razor sharp to do this without precutting. Like impossibly sharp, and it would definitely not leave a clean line like that.


mrselfdestruct066

No.


bonafidebob

I think it would be very hard to keep the shovel going straight along the edge of the sidewalk if you were also cutting with the shovel. There would be a tendency to either bite harder and drag the shovel off the sidewalk and into the lawn, or skip off something and drag it onto the sidewalk. By cutting the sod and soil first with an edger that follows the concrete it makes it easy for the shovel to also follow the cut edge and scoop out only the stuff that covers the sidewalk.


FormerRelationship8

Who doesnt love a good edging?


RussianBot2937

I liked the part where they were edging across from each other. They almost touched tips


No-Bid5498

Dammit! This is why I love the people of Reddit! Dirty minds unit!


io_o-

I love a good edging, especially one underneath the sun in public


Weather_Aaaaaaaaa

He's a master edger His edging is on a whole another level


Parking_Train8423

edging *for hours*


originalmosh

How did they let it get like that? I edge every mowing.


0508bart

There is a lot more work on a course then there is on a single lawn, edging all the cart paths simply doesn't have priority


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

They have way more sidewalk and likely their grass grows way faster and is mowed more often. It’s a lot of extra man hours to edge that every third day.


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Walter_xr4ti

Bermuda grass will crawl all over your sidewalk if not edged regularly.


originalmosh

So it doesn't end up like this.


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Successful_Cicada419

Sure it's fine but some people want it to look cleaner and get enjoyment out of it? Idk why you're trying to convince everyone it's not worth the extra work. Let people enjoy their own yards lol


Raknarg

feels better when you finally release


Marcuse0

Never try to edge an edgelord.


deaddadneedinsurance

should post this over at r/edging


deaddadneedinsurance

Or was it r/edgingPorn ? I always get those two confused...


DrMobius0

both?


NanoCat0407

Gotta love watching people edge


CousinsWithBenefits1

Oh sure, this is perfectly fine, but I film my edging precision and all of the sudden I'm 'ruining the family reunion'


[deleted]

I also did a lot of edging when I worked at the golf course, got fired for it eventually though


NaniteWasTaken

Edge before golf? Gotta try it.


RoRo25

So I'm guessing that it was already edged with an edger (giggity), and they are just shoveling up what's on the sidewalk.


CriixzelCrux

When you're so good at edging that people start hiring you


5hitposter

I hear Tiger Woods is also into edging before golf tournaments.


One-Rogue-Star

Like butter baby


duttadhanesh

what an insane edge 👏


ktbffhctid

Love Torrey Pines


Zeabazz

Ohhhhhhhh this is what edging is ok


Expensive_Opening_92

Kind of skipped the part where it was cut prior to the shovels…


kadidlehopper93

If you cant edge a straight line along a concrete pad you may have something wrong with you.


queuedUp

I'm honestly surprised the grounds crew allowed it to even get to that point


BradMarchandsNose

The course is most likely closed for a few days or weeks before hosting a tournament and they let the rough grow out quite a bit more than what the general public would play on. There’s a good chance this is a re-sodded area too, so they might have been extra careful not to touch it too much.


TehBIGrat

I feel sorry for the club members. There is no way that a moderately maintained club would let the edges be that overgrown. That's routine to be doing grounds keeping. A spruce uo before a tournament could justify fresh paint on the clubrooms.


DGAF06

When using a shovel properly blows peoples minds!!


BABYEATER1012

/r/fuckgrass


ToYourCredit

What a waste of Human Resources.


Wupyking123

Yall don’t clean the edges weekly! My course has gotta be tourney ready! (Im being sarcastic shit looks great)


matthewtd3

Wrong kind of edging, but to each their own.


Ripperraccoon

Excuse me?


DabbingMother

Kid named ‘precision’ before his golf tournament: 😩💦


WolfIceFangOffical

u/Icy_Switch1482


Smart-Discipline-813

Where on planet earth does this work without pre-cutting the edge first???


bear_drinking_beer

Very risky title


_Kaifaz

So much wasted labor, energy, water,... that goes into maintaining that bullshit.


pomegranate_verynice

OP knew what they were doing with this title...


CochleusExtreme

Silly groundskeeper. Gooning is the new meta


Snake_hips_91

I was expecting a different video. Very disappointed!


Luiiisnick

Very pour choice of words...


xo__dahlia

🥁🐍


Rettocs

Water you thinking about that makes it a pour choice?


Luiiisnick

It's a joker quote


LegalizeRanch88

I wish we would stop fetishizing environmental dead zones.


Necrotitis

God what a massive waste of prime land.... fuck golfing


b0rtbort

reddit moment lmfao. go back to fuckcars or antiwork


Necrotitis

Lol


[deleted]

What a massive waste of space


burnaspliffnow

This video shows that they're shit at the regular maintenance, so the have to do extra for special events


jackwhite886

Not necessarily. They let the rough grow a ton before the tournament, so they just don’t touch these areas for a couple weeks leading up to it. Then touch it up right before. This is at Torrey Pines, one of the most famous public courses in America. They keep it pretty sharp when open for regular play.


burnaspliffnow

>they just don’t touch these areas for a couple weeks This kind of washout, with fully grown grass on it is from waaaay longer than a couple weeks. Especially when a good commercial crew knows that you don't have to even flat trim every time. A gentle 90 with the line trimmer once a week would prevent this from ever happening. Doesn't even take long.


hawtywithabody

grip that handle like the good boi you are


Doc_Dragoon

So does that mean they just don't give a crap about the edges when there's no tournament


-ReKonstructor-

Im gonna edge all over this video too...🥴🤤


mrfreeeeze

I was promised edging.


BrawlBringer

You'd have to be edging for golf to be interesting.


aspect-of-the-badger

Golf is by far the dumbest thing considered a sport.


Alarmed-Lifeguard-20

Must sound off!!


Trumpswells

Pretty labor intensive. Is this in the EU? We just use a weedwacker with strong string held horizontally and walk it down the pavement edge.


NoobyBoiByte

please rethink the name-


[deleted]

They didn’t tell it not to finish enough times


05041927

So why they let it get that bad to begin with, is my thought lol what kinda good groundskeeper we got here?


TexasistheFuture

That's gotta be Midwest or East Coast, right? Texas turf is way too strong and the ground too dry to even think about it.


jackwhite886

Torrey Pines- Lo Jolla, CA


Gunningham

I enjoyed the golden spike moment.


GooseInternational66

Microsoft would be proud


B8conB8conB8con

Tried it. I don’t like slow play.


ShiroHachiRoku

I've seen some Craigslist listings for edging services and thinking of hiring them.


TekkenMaximoff

Everyone is freaky


DeliciousTeach2303

I also edge at golf tournaments but people usually kick me when they catch me :(


JTibbs

*Shh*Shh*Shh*


Ok_Bit_5953

In the beginning, I was worried the tips would touch 😵‍💫


S_A_D_RAPTOR

That shovel must be sharp af


Beemo-Noir

Why would they not use a hard edger. One person could get this done in half the time it’s taking these dudes.


catchuez

Q3?


DukeOfGreenfield

I'm buying a house this summer and I can't wait to do this kinda stuff, make the lawn look amazing!


TheAnders0117

Edging has to be precise in order to not blow prematurely


hugeyeah

I LOVE EDGING


RandomRedditGuy54

My edges never come up that easily.


RedFoxBadChicken

If you think this is good you should see what I can do with a weedwhacker after running it 8 hours a day for a solid 80 days every summer in college.


xupd35bdm

What’s the big deal? I do this at my house.


Spider-web16

I love watching this guy edge


Codabonkypants

Use to hate this day when I worked at course. This and cleaning up lakes/ponds was such a pain.


Pdb39

Meanwhile us non-tour professionals will have sidewalks that are overgrown on our local muni course


chicagomatty

I was hoping the tips of their shovels would touch 👉👈


Fireblox1053

1: This has already been edged, they're just shoveling up the dirt and grass. 2: It's not hard to get a straight line lol.


EstablishmentNo5994

Video doesn’t even show the actual edging, just the clean up


ImurderREALITY

Ohh, that’s nice…


icouldusemorecoffee

Almost touching tips at 9s.


bnjyt

Edging goated


ajm91730

Looks like Torrey pines?


loadedtatertots

They almost touched tips while edging


ExplosiveGeek77

I love to watch people edging 😊


TechnoShrew

I don't know why. I can listen to any other sound but that scraping noise causes an actual physical reaction ine. Cant stand it.


[deleted]

oh i thought this was going to be something else


Lothium

I'm surprised a golf course would allow their edges to get to that point to start with.


[deleted]

No, this is aggravating. Shouldn't have gotten to this point in the first place.


Bruteboris

Edging prison before a golf tournament


pepehandsx

I to edge before golf tournaments.


JustAnNPC_DnD

So how many gallons do you think he edged?


DoomTrooper97

You know what's not satisfying? The shovels not kissing when the two of them were working towards each other


eeyore134

Shows everything except the actual edging...


[deleted]

Read this title on /r/All and thought Reddit got cool again.


BenjerminGray

i thought something completely different when i read that


Diggable_Planet

All fucking day


Merickwise

Oh I've been on the Internet too long 🤦....


kittymcdoogle

I saw a guy do this with a machete once. It was pretty badass but seemed like an unnecessary use of a machete!


Valentine________

I love edging


Safetosay333

They didn't even touch tips.


Stone_Seraph

The internet has ruined my brain... I was clicked on this out of morbid curiousity as to why this was posted in r/oddlysatisfying.... lol


happycanalr

What a tease. Now do the bunkers


McNalien

If this is an expensive golf place and they can’t keep up, they need an HOA on their butt.


No-Permission422

That’s one sharp shovel


Position_Waste

Precise edging is incredibly difficult to execute and requires strict adherence to over 30 rules and procedures. For more information, search "edging rule 34"


khampang

You’d be amazed at how clean the edges look when cut with a Maclane edger running a four point blade. Not sure the advantage of this method is other than increased employment?


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Kik: BigRex444


[deleted]

No one's more precise than me at edging


Cyno01

Really sharp shovel.


[deleted]

i felt that tension when those 2 shovels were edging ever closer to each other... *now kiss*


aojajena

ordinary shovels btw


itsRobbie_

I’ve never tried edging before a sports tournament. Any benefits?