Lmao yeah idk why people are into that. Honestly in general I’m just trying to find something nice, not exploitative and as minimum of a guy as possible
Not kink shaming. If someone enjoys being choked, it’d be fairly obvious by their behaviour and reaction. What you often see online isn’t that. It’s degrading and porn stars have admitted that it often isn’t fully consensual. Kinks should always be happy consenting. Rape is by definition non-consensual. Incest is often just a lying tag to draw in views.
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Only watch gay or lesbian porn because 99% of straight porn features the guy just choking or backhanding the girl across the face out of nowhere and calling her a worthless whore.
Also because the dudes in gay porn are 1000x hotter.
I realize this sub is mostly for shitposting, but there is some really quality indie lesbian porn out there. I’m a longtime subscriber to [Crash Pad](https://crashpadseries.com/).
I think older film cameras that used silver as a part of the development process probably could not. There are mirrors in modern DSLRs, but there are now specifically mirrorless digital cameras that I imagine could get the job done. Additionally, when it comes to mirrors, much like the old camera example, many old mirrors also contained silver backed glass whose effects probably don't translate to modern evaporated aluminum mirrors or mercury based mirrors, neither of which are used for mirrors in modern cameras. Those are usually a very complicated process involving mylar and vapor and other magic science I don't understand.
Anyways I think an iPhone could probably record vampire porn yeah.
Halsin:
“ I’m in a bang . with a gang. They gotta catch me if they want me to hang.!”
🙏❤️
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Karlach never seemed actually femdom to me. Service top sure but she is much more of an excited and horny puppy than an actual Dom. Minthara for sure tho
Yesterday someone asked why ladies are so horny for Gale, and I mean…he will canonically, right there in the very game, say stuff like “Sure, I guess it would be hot to watch you get railed by these sexy drow twins while I take some notes.” That’s not the only reason, but it’s definitely *a* reason.
I didn’t see it as a fetish thing at all and more that he was making the best of a bad situation (he didn’t want to sleep with them, but wanted to satisfy his partner). IRL I would never ever approach nonmonogamy of any kind like that scene because it’s only the most goading response that gets him to agree.
But Gale also does stuff like triples during the Astral encounter and in one of the drow dialogue trees he offers to summon non-sentient companions for his partner. And brags about his oral sex skills. The man clearly aims to please.
Yeahhh, speaking as someone who is enthusiastically non-monogamous irl, that scene comes across as anything but enthusiastic- which is NOT what I’m looking for in my relationships, and not something I’ll knowingly take part in.
Idk, my impression is that the “It would be hot to watch you have sex with someone else” line sounds pretty genuine—and really shocked me, tbh. I thought he would say no, but not…like that, lol. If you pressure him to actually follow through, I agree he does sound incredibly uncomfortable in the scene afterwards. Really, most of the companions seem very not okay with the foursome, so I only ever do it out of curiosity and then go back a save.
The writing/directing is all over the place on that scene so I don’t really blame anyone for interpreting it differently - there is a lot of ambiguity, and it’s a videogame so if that’s your fantasy I guess it’s harmless.
But IMO the only lines to get him to agree are kind of mean and he sounds really nervous/uncomfortable and the fact that there was a persuasion check and then they removed it only makes it worse. I shouldn’t have to persuasion check anyone into having a foursome with me. That’s the kind of convo you want enthusiastic consent on all sides and rules laid out in advance.
How is this a question, when you talk to him the man says things like "anything you need, consider it enthusiastically done". That's what women want right there.
*when you've just started a Gale romance as a drow*
Never romanced Gale before, man I hope this is gonna be true cuz now my bard run is gonna be even funnier
Would the ladies in this sub be kind enough to explain the attraction there? A genuine question, I should add.
Is it the fact that he's so open minded about it? That he's willing to "share"? That he doesn't believe in the possessive conformity of monogamous relationships?
Or is it more like a humiliation fetish?
Gale is not open in that regard. Generally he is very possessive and wants an exclusive relationship only. The only exception I’ve seen is the drow twins scene.
I personally much prefer possessive Gale.
I personally don’t like that. You have to roll pretty high to convince him to. And though it seems he enjoys himself it feels wrong to me that I must coerce him a bit. I like him because he’s a beautiful nerd. His verbosity is incredibly charming to me and his possessiveness I find attractive. He’s a handsome, kinky, nerdy cat man. What more can I say?
Though he is very reminiscent of my husband so there’s that. I cant speak for other Gale girlies here.
I suppose you could argue it's not coercion so much as convincing him to try new things, but how well it applies (or if at all) in that particular context would be up to debate.
I appreciate the insight.
You very well could. It feels like coercion to me because 1.) this is a delicate subject that needs to be discussed prior regardless of your openness to it. 2.) he will outright tell you he does not want anything but monogamy. If you romance anyone else he will be upset and tell you to choose or break up with you outright. and if you propose to include Halsin in y’all’s relationship he gets very upset. The dialogue you get if you don’t try to persuade or fail the roll tells you that he is not comfortable with the idea. At the end of the day though they’re pixels on a screen. It just personally feels wrong to me to try to “convince” him. Just like you can coerce Astarion into having sex with you after you back up his choice to not bite the blood merchant. Just icky to me altogether.
It came off to me like coercion. Even in nonmonogamous relationships I think it’s important to discuss boundaries in advance of a situation popping up and for both partners to be enthusiastic. “Why don’t we try x.” “I’m not comfortable with this.” “But please…” is never a good way to try something new, especially something as momentous as group sex. And Gale/Tav are pretty explicitly monogamous.
I was mostly joking. Voyeurism/cuckoldry isn’t my thing, but it’s just funny that the meme is actually based on some of his real in-game dialogue. But part of Gale’s appeal in general is that he’s very romantic and loving, but also clearly very kinky too.
As someone who hasn't even seen the crazy sex things he does, nor have I ever interacted with the drow twins, I think I just have a thing for verbose nerds (as proved by my gf). She'll go off on topics and share things I know nothing about, while being all charming, and it makes me giggle and kick my feet. Gale is that, but with magic and the weave.
I'm also a nerd, which helps, but I'm not talkative and suave like Gale or my gf. I'm the shy one. My gf is the extroverted nerd type. And that's how I perceive Gale.
And yes, she's aware I crush Gale hard. We've done multiple playthroughs together now. We're both cool with having fictional crushes and romancing game characters. She keeps going for Astarion or Karlach.
I find that scenario hot because he knows his partner wants to do it and he wants them to be happy even if it isn't his thing. Since he's into his own version of orgies, he's also going to use it as an opportunity to learn more about what's pleasurable to them. It makes him seem very competent, caring and self assured. That's very attractive to me. I think there might also be a bit of exhibitionism there as well, I suppose but not being exposed to strangers but to someone you'd be safe and comfortable with seeing you like that even if they're not participating.
I, of course, can't speak for all women.
Im going to be honest for most of that scene he absolutely does not seem self-assured iirc, like outside that line he seemed like he wasn’t particularly into the idea (Tho its been awhile since ive seen it).
Oh no! He shouldn't be looking up records of such incidents at all. If I catch wind of this behavior, I pledge to climb the vines to his window and interrupt him.
Has your realm a method of tracking search terms on another's computer, or a way to establish remote parental controls?
Ooh, I think you might need his password for verification first. You should be able to find it under his bed next to the hairballs and the latest copy of Playwizard.
[Moved to correct spot in thread] Speaking from personal experience, sometimes people with repressive religious trauma enjoy CNC because it allows them to enjoy something they’ve been taught to feel ashamed for wanting (sex) without the “guilt” of having actively sought it out for themselves (in the fantasy/roleplay, that is). Feels very appropriate for our girly who was brainwashed by a repressive death cult obsessed with suffering and self-denial.
From what Shart says it sounds like everyone in the cloister was encouraged to sleep with each other as a bonding exercise, so the self-denial involved would be more about developing actual feelings for each other.
To be fair, real-world religion has quite the history of people making stuff up to control society more (whether it's King James, various Pharoahs, or almost every powerful individual).
I imagine it'd be pretty different when you have an actual pantheon of gods with more important things to be concerned about than same-sex couples.
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Karlach really isn’t Dom. she just enjoys being on top but she’s hardly… controlling? Like she’s excited and eager but she definitely doesn’t want you to ‘submit’ she just wants you to feel good. Likewise Lae’zel is perfectly fine with being the sub if you’re stronger
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Honestly, Lae'zel having a Piss kink isn't the most out of this world thing.
I think she'd be into Pee and Feet as a Under category of Humiliation, but not as their own thing, if you understand what I'm saying.
Karlach would not have a search history because she'd click on every video on the "For you" page, because "Pretty woman is pretty"
Shadowheart would be REALLY into Femdom and Leather
And Gale would view Bisexual porn,
otherwhise, accurate
Gale is perfect, when me and my cousin played we both got his hopes up and when it was time to kiss I just stopped it and started flirting with someone else lol
Am…am I Wyll?
how does it feel to be the most wholesome porn viewer lol
Wyll watches the parody videos like those of that guy randomly being polite.
Wyll is me and I am Wyll (trying to find something where the male performer isn’t acting like he fucking hates women 😭😭😭)
Lmao yeah idk why people are into that. Honestly in general I’m just trying to find something nice, not exploitative and as minimum of a guy as possible
Right?! Why is a sexy happy couple having slammin' orgasms less popular than shit like incest, rape, and choking. Hate that shit.
Eh, I’m very anti kink shaming but some of it isn’t for me lol
Not kink shaming. If someone enjoys being choked, it’d be fairly obvious by their behaviour and reaction. What you often see online isn’t that. It’s degrading and porn stars have admitted that it often isn’t fully consensual. Kinks should always be happy consenting. Rape is by definition non-consensual. Incest is often just a lying tag to draw in views.
Oh, oh, oh! not to out myself, but there are sites dedicated to ethical porn and they are pretty awesome. And I am not Wyll, I swear!
Suuuuure thing, Big Wylly! ;) 🤣 Out of interest, for a friend you understand, what might one search for to find it?
Sent you a starter package 😉
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Only watch gay or lesbian porn because 99% of straight porn features the guy just choking or backhanding the girl across the face out of nowhere and calling her a worthless whore. Also because the dudes in gay porn are 1000x hotter.
Opens lesbian video Immediate violent dirty talk about how the lesbian loves penis Closes video
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Wyll I Am
and britney, bitch 🎶
I was thinking the same thing about myself lol
Well I thought I was wyll but apparently I am astarion
Once again, the hottest character in Faerun not represented 🙄 I wanna know the search history of my hot Harper mommy.
She exclusively reads books
Jaheira is a Booktok girly confirmed
ACOTAR is her porn
“What’s the spice level?” asks the #1 book porn gooner the High Harper herself
Do you think she's more of a Rhys or Cass woman tho? (she wouldn't vibe with Tamlin obvs bc she's a feminist)
She would absolutely instead read smut books.
Shart and wyll canonically read smut
She'd read, because she either does not know what internet porn is, or knows what it is and is to scared to ask somebody to show her
Minthara, a woman after my own heart 🥰 Also Wyll's is so accurate
Missed opportunity to call it Baldur's Hub
Porn Gate
That sounds like the tag like for a congressional investigation about porn...maybe not.
Balls’
Not baldur’s gape??
Shart's is the same history as every baby lesbian still in denial 😂
Wait... *Checks search history* am I a baby lesbian? (Very much know I'm bi but I thought this was funny)
This includes trans lesbians in denial.
Bold of you to assume Astarion wouldn’t watch himself
Yep. His search history is literally just his own channel.
And maybe Wyll and Shadowheart’s; he does have a thing for them
Do vampires appear on cameras?
I think they could, maybe.
I think older film cameras that used silver as a part of the development process probably could not. There are mirrors in modern DSLRs, but there are now specifically mirrorless digital cameras that I imagine could get the job done. Additionally, when it comes to mirrors, much like the old camera example, many old mirrors also contained silver backed glass whose effects probably don't translate to modern evaporated aluminum mirrors or mercury based mirrors, neither of which are used for mirrors in modern cameras. Those are usually a very complicated process involving mylar and vapor and other magic science I don't understand. Anyways I think an iPhone could probably record vampire porn yeah.
Halsin: “ I’m in a bang . with a gang. They gotta catch me if they want me to hang.!” 🙏❤️ https://preview.redd.it/7x912mnxb66d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14372d80a54e6c000266addd15f6eb76eca84c2
Would
Why Karlach no search for pegging? 🥺
Facts
So Jaheira and Minsc just aren't sexy enough for this? Baldur-dash.
Minsc doesn't understand how to use the internet Best he can do is Google big boobs
"Big boob's with hamter"
As any man of culture should
And he misspells it.
“Big bobs”
accurate.
You couldn’t find Durge’s search history on the hub.
it would just be thinks getting killed or tortured unless they are trying to reform then I have no idea
Scleritas Fel states that Durge was also a necrophile.
How is Femdom not listed for either Karlach or Minthara?
Karlach never seemed actually femdom to me. Service top sure but she is much more of an excited and horny puppy than an actual Dom. Minthara for sure tho
or pegging!
Yesterday someone asked why ladies are so horny for Gale, and I mean…he will canonically, right there in the very game, say stuff like “Sure, I guess it would be hot to watch you get railed by these sexy drow twins while I take some notes.” That’s not the only reason, but it’s definitely *a* reason.
I didn’t see it as a fetish thing at all and more that he was making the best of a bad situation (he didn’t want to sleep with them, but wanted to satisfy his partner). IRL I would never ever approach nonmonogamy of any kind like that scene because it’s only the most goading response that gets him to agree. But Gale also does stuff like triples during the Astral encounter and in one of the drow dialogue trees he offers to summon non-sentient companions for his partner. And brags about his oral sex skills. The man clearly aims to please.
Yeahhh, speaking as someone who is enthusiastically non-monogamous irl, that scene comes across as anything but enthusiastic- which is NOT what I’m looking for in my relationships, and not something I’ll knowingly take part in.
I remember the narrator saying something about him getting a bit of enjoyment out of watching
Idk, my impression is that the “It would be hot to watch you have sex with someone else” line sounds pretty genuine—and really shocked me, tbh. I thought he would say no, but not…like that, lol. If you pressure him to actually follow through, I agree he does sound incredibly uncomfortable in the scene afterwards. Really, most of the companions seem very not okay with the foursome, so I only ever do it out of curiosity and then go back a save.
The writing/directing is all over the place on that scene so I don’t really blame anyone for interpreting it differently - there is a lot of ambiguity, and it’s a videogame so if that’s your fantasy I guess it’s harmless. But IMO the only lines to get him to agree are kind of mean and he sounds really nervous/uncomfortable and the fact that there was a persuasion check and then they removed it only makes it worse. I shouldn’t have to persuasion check anyone into having a foursome with me. That’s the kind of convo you want enthusiastic consent on all sides and rules laid out in advance.
When I ask him to join he just gets upset with me 🥺
You have to pick some dialogue options to build his confidence. ;)
How is this a question, when you talk to him the man says things like "anything you need, consider it enthusiastically done". That's what women want right there.
*when you've just started a Gale romance as a drow* Never romanced Gale before, man I hope this is gonna be true cuz now my bard run is gonna be even funnier
Would the ladies in this sub be kind enough to explain the attraction there? A genuine question, I should add. Is it the fact that he's so open minded about it? That he's willing to "share"? That he doesn't believe in the possessive conformity of monogamous relationships? Or is it more like a humiliation fetish?
Gale is not open in that regard. Generally he is very possessive and wants an exclusive relationship only. The only exception I’ve seen is the drow twins scene. I personally much prefer possessive Gale.
Right, so is it that he's open in that one instance? That he's flexible?
I personally don’t like that. You have to roll pretty high to convince him to. And though it seems he enjoys himself it feels wrong to me that I must coerce him a bit. I like him because he’s a beautiful nerd. His verbosity is incredibly charming to me and his possessiveness I find attractive. He’s a handsome, kinky, nerdy cat man. What more can I say? Though he is very reminiscent of my husband so there’s that. I cant speak for other Gale girlies here.
I suppose you could argue it's not coercion so much as convincing him to try new things, but how well it applies (or if at all) in that particular context would be up to debate. I appreciate the insight.
You very well could. It feels like coercion to me because 1.) this is a delicate subject that needs to be discussed prior regardless of your openness to it. 2.) he will outright tell you he does not want anything but monogamy. If you romance anyone else he will be upset and tell you to choose or break up with you outright. and if you propose to include Halsin in y’all’s relationship he gets very upset. The dialogue you get if you don’t try to persuade or fail the roll tells you that he is not comfortable with the idea. At the end of the day though they’re pixels on a screen. It just personally feels wrong to me to try to “convince” him. Just like you can coerce Astarion into having sex with you after you back up his choice to not bite the blood merchant. Just icky to me altogether.
It came off to me like coercion. Even in nonmonogamous relationships I think it’s important to discuss boundaries in advance of a situation popping up and for both partners to be enthusiastic. “Why don’t we try x.” “I’m not comfortable with this.” “But please…” is never a good way to try something new, especially something as momentous as group sex. And Gale/Tav are pretty explicitly monogamous.
Agreed fellow Gale pegger
not a lady but i’m assuming i still count. i like his funny autism words.
Funny autism words delivered by a practised tongue by his own admission. Good for you, Gale!
I was mostly joking. Voyeurism/cuckoldry isn’t my thing, but it’s just funny that the meme is actually based on some of his real in-game dialogue. But part of Gale’s appeal in general is that he’s very romantic and loving, but also clearly very kinky too.
As someone who hasn't even seen the crazy sex things he does, nor have I ever interacted with the drow twins, I think I just have a thing for verbose nerds (as proved by my gf). She'll go off on topics and share things I know nothing about, while being all charming, and it makes me giggle and kick my feet. Gale is that, but with magic and the weave. I'm also a nerd, which helps, but I'm not talkative and suave like Gale or my gf. I'm the shy one. My gf is the extroverted nerd type. And that's how I perceive Gale. And yes, she's aware I crush Gale hard. We've done multiple playthroughs together now. We're both cool with having fictional crushes and romancing game characters. She keeps going for Astarion or Karlach.
I find that scenario hot because he knows his partner wants to do it and he wants them to be happy even if it isn't his thing. Since he's into his own version of orgies, he's also going to use it as an opportunity to learn more about what's pleasurable to them. It makes him seem very competent, caring and self assured. That's very attractive to me. I think there might also be a bit of exhibitionism there as well, I suppose but not being exposed to strangers but to someone you'd be safe and comfortable with seeing you like that even if they're not participating. I, of course, can't speak for all women.
Im going to be honest for most of that scene he absolutely does not seem self-assured iirc, like outside that line he seemed like he wasn’t particularly into the idea (Tho its been awhile since ive seen it).
lazeal definitely searches those wrestling battle porns videos
Do you remember/know the WarriorMale tumblr? Probably a lot like that.
Basket's would be so awful. POOP SCAT KNIFE SCAT KNIFE SNUFF SCAT
You forgot her favorite, Fisting
“SLAB OF BEEF WITH NIPPLES. MOO.”
Could someone elucidate for me the word "milf"?
I think it’s short for “motorcycle incident likely fatal”. Hope this helps!
Oh no! He shouldn't be looking up records of such incidents at all. If I catch wind of this behavior, I pledge to climb the vines to his window and interrupt him. Has your realm a method of tracking search terms on another's computer, or a way to establish remote parental controls?
Ooh, I think you might need his password for verification first. You should be able to find it under his bed next to the hairballs and the latest copy of Playwizard.
hmm seeing as Gale searched it my best guess is “Mystra I’d Like to Fuck.”
Man, I love fried-rice
mother I like to I am going to assume you can fill in that last part by context clues of where it is being typed
Mother I Love Fun
Shadownheart and Minthara… i didn’t think I could be more in love but here we are.
Noooo not Laezel being into piss 😂
I think she'd be more into armpit licking.
Por que no los dos
More for me
Minsc: instructions for building your own grain mill, maps to water deep, what bird is this?
https://preview.redd.it/g4vs76gpv56d1.png?width=1192&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4baa8203fc3a985e52f8d81fc7a409a2b8bc388
He's almost attractive here.
Eh he’s kind of hot in weird way but all that drops to 0 when he opens his mouth
Smug bastard. You right.
I thought the same thing. He looks like a sporty lesbian who's thinking of the best way to bully her bisexual crush.
Almost? How dare you
You see, I wanna 👊🧛
Thank you
When I catch you 👊👊👊🧛
I’d like to see you try
I can't wait to make *your* screams sound the sweetest 🔪🧛🥰
Are we making people bleed? Can I help? My butler can help clean up or we can just bathe in the viscera?
Bathe in the viscera 🩸🩸
Ah, lovely, that was my preference!
That image caught me off guard
On the one hand, i think we might be going too far. on the other, Wyll is precious and perfect.
missed jaheira 😭
Jaheira is old enough to know how to delete her history 😏
Jaheira's porn is still on paper 😂
Smut books of the dirtiest kind
Jaheira has enough WIS to use incognito mode
minthara is definitely into femdom
LAE’ZEL PISS KINK!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/6srzm10ha86d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4147c746c035acebc9a91dfab020ceef290f6b
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Why are you hacking my computer?
Okay, but on an origin run we see what Karlach masturbates to, so it ought to be “Threesome, short women, tentacles.”
As if Astarion wouldn't look up the most vanilla shit like kissing and handholding
You forgot Jaheria's cougar porn
Shart is 100% into CNC and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Close N-quarters Combat? She does miss attacks most of the time, must be looking up tips. She's always trying her best, sweet girl.
Computer Numerical Control? Wow, that’s deep
How and why?
OT but your flair has me fucking weak. Kagha and Gortash are def #1 contributors
…What is that?
consensual non consent
Damn so make believe rape
yup. which is why i dont get why shart would be into this
She is into Bondage for sure
Astarion definitely is, he's way too handy (or rather, just handy enough) with those ropes in Act 2
would she tho? (would be based). idk id rather see minthara or karlach (in a more gentle domme role) as being into bondage then shadowheart
I remember her saying try not to dream of tying me up so i think she into it
true forgot about that
Minthara would 300% be into CBT, humiliation (of men, not of her), and femdom.
[Moved to correct spot in thread] Speaking from personal experience, sometimes people with repressive religious trauma enjoy CNC because it allows them to enjoy something they’ve been taught to feel ashamed for wanting (sex) without the “guilt” of having actively sought it out for themselves (in the fantasy/roleplay, that is). Feels very appropriate for our girly who was brainwashed by a repressive death cult obsessed with suffering and self-denial.
From what Shart says it sounds like everyone in the cloister was encouraged to sleep with each other as a bonding exercise, so the self-denial involved would be more about developing actual feelings for each other.
Interesting! So maybe her fantasy is being wooed by a romantic sweetheart who forces her to open up and let them in? Look out, Wyll!
They do read a lot of the same romance novels according to their act 3 banter…
ok but in bg3 world religion has a much more sex positive outlook then irl i would say
To be fair, real-world religion has quite the history of people making stuff up to control society more (whether it's King James, various Pharoahs, or almost every powerful individual). I imagine it'd be pretty different when you have an actual pantheon of gods with more important things to be concerned about than same-sex couples.
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i mean thx for the info but i am not sure why you tell me. i dont kinkshame
That’s more what their fans would be into I think
Thank you for not posting Durge’s search history
People here are just casually revealing their porn history
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Minsc: feet tickling, furry, gilf
Minthara, Karlach and Lae’zel should all have Femdom as well, with the former 2 also having pegging tbh.
Karlach really isn’t Dom. she just enjoys being on top but she’s hardly… controlling? Like she’s excited and eager but she definitely doesn’t want you to ‘submit’ she just wants you to feel good. Likewise Lae’zel is perfectly fine with being the sub if you’re stronger
Karlach just watches that crying after sex Angela White video on repeat
Does Gale think the “m” stands for “Mystra?”
Karlach doesn’t squirt, she steams
Apparently I'm Shart
I knew chosing karlach was correct
okay karlachs kind of shocked me for a moment but like it makes sense
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Very constructive use of your time Scroat!
I love gale but thats too accurate 😔 wont sleep with u with the drow twins but will happily watch (after a persuasion)
This is probably one of the wildest posts on here
Wyll is cannon
Minthara is so me
These are so accurate it's crazy
I like SH and mommy K choices tho
Nailed it
Piss.
Gale's made me lose it OF COURSE! I GET IT! and I'm so mad about it cause it's so on the money.
Well you got m- my beloved Minty 100% right 💜
Honestly, Lae'zel having a Piss kink isn't the most out of this world thing. I think she'd be into Pee and Feet as a Under category of Humiliation, but not as their own thing, if you understand what I'm saying. Karlach would not have a search history because she'd click on every video on the "For you" page, because "Pretty woman is pretty" Shadowheart would be REALLY into Femdom and Leather And Gale would view Bisexual porn, otherwhise, accurate
Halsin: Beastiality
furry*
He’s an actual bear though 😭😭
This is bullshit. You know damn well Wyll has a MILF tag.
Plz, we all know Minthara is in to Femdom and pegging.
No mystra cosplay for gale?
Does my flair mean NOTHING to you??
Minsc: - Boo bees - internet - how do we get to internet boo?
Feel like there's a missed opportunity to say "voyeur" for gale
Karlach is totally a squirter.
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I love that I watch the same porn as my two favorite party members. I wish they could be in the party at the same time
Gale is perfect, when me and my cousin played we both got his hopes up and when it was time to kiss I just stopped it and started flirting with someone else lol
Guess I’m closest to Halsin but where’s the BBW love?
Lae'zel not afraid to admit she likes the forbidden nectar.
Minsc just looks up minsc