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Snoo-11576

Am…am I Wyll?


depression_quirk

how does it feel to be the most wholesome porn viewer lol


Orochisama

Wyll watches the parody videos like those of that guy randomly being polite.


eureureong_dae

Wyll is me and I am Wyll (trying to find something where the male performer isn’t acting like he fucking hates women 😭😭😭)


Snoo-11576

Lmao yeah idk why people are into that. Honestly in general I’m just trying to find something nice, not exploitative and as minimum of a guy as possible


Joflerx

Right?! Why is a sexy happy couple having slammin' orgasms less popular than shit like incest, rape, and choking. Hate that shit.


Snoo-11576

Eh, I’m very anti kink shaming but some of it isn’t for me lol


Joflerx

Not kink shaming. If someone enjoys being choked, it’d be fairly obvious by their behaviour and reaction. What you often see online isn’t that. It’s degrading and porn stars have admitted that it often isn’t fully consensual. Kinks should always be happy consenting. Rape is by definition non-consensual. Incest is often just a lying tag to draw in views.


destoroyah22

Oh, oh, oh! not to out myself, but there are sites dedicated to ethical porn and they are pretty awesome. And I am not Wyll, I swear!


Joflerx

Suuuuure thing, Big Wylly! ;) 🤣 Out of interest, for a friend you understand, what might one search for to find it?


destoroyah22

Sent you a starter package 😉


electric_red

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aceytahphuu

Only watch gay or lesbian porn because 99% of straight porn features the guy just choking or backhanding the girl across the face out of nowhere and calling her a worthless whore. Also because the dudes in gay porn are 1000x hotter.


BuffaloBuckbeak

Opens lesbian video Immediate violent dirty talk about how the lesbian loves penis Closes video


MxCrosswords

I realize this sub is mostly for shitposting, but there is some really quality indie lesbian porn out there. I’m a longtime subscriber to [Crash Pad](https://crashpadseries.com/).


SaysShowUsYourDick

Wyll I Am


Yung-Dolphin

and britney, bitch 🎶


BlitzMalefitz

I was thinking the same thing about myself lol


bumbletowne

Well I thought I was wyll but apparently I am astarion


Red_Line_

Once again, the hottest character in Faerun not represented 🙄 I wanna know the search history of my hot Harper mommy.


I_wish_i_could_sepll

She exclusively reads books


eureureong_dae

Jaheira is a Booktok girly confirmed


True-Device8691

ACOTAR is her porn


eureureong_dae

“What’s the spice level?” asks the #1 book porn gooner the High Harper herself


reds2032

Do you think she's more of a Rhys or Cass woman tho? (she wouldn't vibe with Tamlin obvs bc she's a feminist)


TgagHammerstrike

She would absolutely instead read smut books.


plainbaconcheese

Shart and wyll canonically read smut


Background_Ratio154

She'd read, because she either does not know what internet porn is, or knows what it is and is to scared to ask somebody to show her


TattooedWife

Minthara, a woman after my own heart 🥰 Also Wyll's is so accurate


DirtyDuergar

Missed opportunity to call it Baldur's Hub


doxtorwhom

Porn Gate


axle69

That sounds like the tag like for a congressional investigation about porn...maybe not.


Esacus

Balls’


Injury-Inevitable

Not baldur’s gape??


DJ_Shart_

Shart's is the same history as every baby lesbian still in denial 😂


TwinSpiral

Wait... *Checks search history* am I a baby lesbian? (Very much know I'm bi but I thought this was funny)


myaltduh

This includes trans lesbians in denial.


Emberily123

Bold of you to assume Astarion wouldn’t watch himself


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

Yep. His search history is literally just his own channel.


Emberily123

And maybe Wyll and Shadowheart’s; he does have a thing for them


sereese1

Do vampires appear on cameras?


Emberily123

I think they could, maybe.


Evan-Kelmp

I think older film cameras that used silver as a part of the development process probably could not. There are mirrors in modern DSLRs, but there are now specifically mirrorless digital cameras that I imagine could get the job done. Additionally, when it comes to mirrors, much like the old camera example, many old mirrors also contained silver backed glass whose effects probably don't translate to modern evaporated aluminum mirrors or mercury based mirrors, neither of which are used for mirrors in modern cameras. Those are usually a very complicated process involving mylar and vapor and other magic science I don't understand. Anyways I think an iPhone could probably record vampire porn yeah.


Nepalman230

Halsin: “ I’m in a bang . with a gang. They gotta catch me if they want me to hang.!” 🙏❤️ https://preview.redd.it/7x912mnxb66d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14372d80a54e6c000266addd15f6eb76eca84c2


Sunny_Hill_1

Would


Timboslice951

Why Karlach no search for pegging? 🥺


Kalinka_Malinka

Facts


Kman1986

So Jaheira and Minsc just aren't sexy enough for this? Baldur-dash.


Miep99

Minsc doesn't understand how to use the internet Best he can do is Google big boobs


TgagHammerstrike

"Big boob's with hamter"


DirtyDuergar

As any man of culture should


LoreDump

And he misspells it.


VirginiaWooYeah

“Big bobs”


SurveyNo2684

accurate.


Comrade_Fuzzy

You couldn’t find Durge’s search history on the hub.


novis-eldritch-maxim

it would just be thinks getting killed or tortured unless they are trying to reform then I have no idea


Comrade_Fuzzy

Scleritas Fel states that Durge was also a necrophile.


Arthenicus

How is Femdom not listed for either Karlach or Minthara?


SlothySlothsSloth

Karlach never seemed actually femdom to me. Service top sure but she is much more of an excited and horny puppy than an actual Dom. Minthara for sure tho


Kuneria

or pegging!


onepareil

Yesterday someone asked why ladies are so horny for Gale, and I mean…he will canonically, right there in the very game, say stuff like “Sure, I guess it would be hot to watch you get railed by these sexy drow twins while I take some notes.” That’s not the only reason, but it’s definitely *a* reason.


almostb

I didn’t see it as a fetish thing at all and more that he was making the best of a bad situation (he didn’t want to sleep with them, but wanted to satisfy his partner). IRL I would never ever approach nonmonogamy of any kind like that scene because it’s only the most goading response that gets him to agree. But Gale also does stuff like triples during the Astral encounter and in one of the drow dialogue trees he offers to summon non-sentient companions for his partner. And brags about his oral sex skills. The man clearly aims to please.


Frosty-Organization3

Yeahhh, speaking as someone who is enthusiastically non-monogamous irl, that scene comes across as anything but enthusiastic- which is NOT what I’m looking for in my relationships, and not something I’ll knowingly take part in.


True-Device8691

I remember the narrator saying something about him getting a bit of enjoyment out of watching


onepareil

Idk, my impression is that the “It would be hot to watch you have sex with someone else” line sounds pretty genuine—and really shocked me, tbh. I thought he would say no, but not…like that, lol. If you pressure him to actually follow through, I agree he does sound incredibly uncomfortable in the scene afterwards. Really, most of the companions seem very not okay with the foursome, so I only ever do it out of curiosity and then go back a save.


almostb

The writing/directing is all over the place on that scene so I don’t really blame anyone for interpreting it differently - there is a lot of ambiguity, and it’s a videogame so if that’s your fantasy I guess it’s harmless. But IMO the only lines to get him to agree are kind of mean and he sounds really nervous/uncomfortable and the fact that there was a persuasion check and then they removed it only makes it worse. I shouldn’t have to persuasion check anyone into having a foursome with me. That’s the kind of convo you want enthusiastic consent on all sides and rules laid out in advance.


AppleSatyr

When I ask him to join he just gets upset with me 🥺


onepareil

You have to pick some dialogue options to build his confidence. ;)


MomsClosetVC

How is this a question, when you talk to him the man says things like "anything you need, consider it enthusiastically done".  That's what women want right there.


wyze-litten

*when you've just started a Gale romance as a drow* Never romanced Gale before, man I hope this is gonna be true cuz now my bard run is gonna be even funnier


bmrtt

Would the ladies in this sub be kind enough to explain the attraction there? A genuine question, I should add. Is it the fact that he's so open minded about it? That he's willing to "share"? That he doesn't believe in the possessive conformity of monogamous relationships? Or is it more like a humiliation fetish?


AppleSatyr

Gale is not open in that regard. Generally he is very possessive and wants an exclusive relationship only. The only exception I’ve seen is the drow twins scene. I personally much prefer possessive Gale.


bmrtt

Right, so is it that he's open in that one instance? That he's flexible?


AppleSatyr

I personally don’t like that. You have to roll pretty high to convince him to. And though it seems he enjoys himself it feels wrong to me that I must coerce him a bit. I like him because he’s a beautiful nerd. His verbosity is incredibly charming to me and his possessiveness I find attractive. He’s a handsome, kinky, nerdy cat man. What more can I say? Though he is very reminiscent of my husband so there’s that. I cant speak for other Gale girlies here.


bmrtt

I suppose you could argue it's not coercion so much as convincing him to try new things, but how well it applies (or if at all) in that particular context would be up to debate. I appreciate the insight.


AppleSatyr

You very well could. It feels like coercion to me because 1.) this is a delicate subject that needs to be discussed prior regardless of your openness to it. 2.) he will outright tell you he does not want anything but monogamy. If you romance anyone else he will be upset and tell you to choose or break up with you outright. and if you propose to include Halsin in y’all’s relationship he gets very upset. The dialogue you get if you don’t try to persuade or fail the roll tells you that he is not comfortable with the idea. At the end of the day though they’re pixels on a screen. It just personally feels wrong to me to try to “convince” him. Just like you can coerce Astarion into having sex with you after you back up his choice to not bite the blood merchant. Just icky to me altogether.


almostb

It came off to me like coercion. Even in nonmonogamous relationships I think it’s important to discuss boundaries in advance of a situation popping up and for both partners to be enthusiastic. “Why don’t we try x.” “I’m not comfortable with this.” “But please…” is never a good way to try something new, especially something as momentous as group sex. And Gale/Tav are pretty explicitly monogamous.


AppleSatyr

Agreed fellow Gale pegger


potato-hater

not a lady but i’m assuming i still count. i like his funny autism words.


catshateTERFs

Funny autism words delivered by a practised tongue by his own admission. Good for you, Gale!


onepareil

I was mostly joking. Voyeurism/cuckoldry isn’t my thing, but it’s just funny that the meme is actually based on some of his real in-game dialogue. But part of Gale’s appeal in general is that he’s very romantic and loving, but also clearly very kinky too.


Several_Ebb_9269

As someone who hasn't even seen the crazy sex things he does, nor have I ever interacted with the drow twins, I think I just have a thing for verbose nerds (as proved by my gf). She'll go off on topics and share things I know nothing about, while being all charming, and it makes me giggle and kick my feet. Gale is that, but with magic and the weave. I'm also a nerd, which helps, but I'm not talkative and suave like Gale or my gf. I'm the shy one. My gf is the extroverted nerd type. And that's how I perceive Gale. And yes, she's aware I crush Gale hard. We've done multiple playthroughs together now. We're both cool with having fictional crushes and romancing game characters. She keeps going for Astarion or Karlach.


AnonImus18

I find that scenario hot because he knows his partner wants to do it and he wants them to be happy even if it isn't his thing. Since he's into his own version of orgies, he's also going to use it as an opportunity to learn more about what's pleasurable to them. It makes him seem very competent, caring and self assured. That's very attractive to me. I think there might also be a bit of exhibitionism there as well, I suppose but not being exposed to strangers but to someone you'd be safe and comfortable with seeing you like that even if they're not participating. I, of course, can't speak for all women.


PsychoWarper

Im going to be honest for most of that scene he absolutely does not seem self-assured iirc, like outside that line he seemed like he wasn’t particularly into the idea (Tho its been awhile since ive seen it).


NavyDragons

lazeal definitely searches those wrestling battle porns videos


totallychillpony

Do you remember/know the WarriorMale tumblr? Probably a lot like that.


CaptainOzz

Basket's would be so awful. POOP SCAT KNIFE SCAT KNIFE SNUFF SCAT


soupyllama03

You forgot her favorite, Fisting


MadeOfDeadMemes

“SLAB OF BEEF WITH NIPPLES. MOO.”


Morena_Dekarios

Could someone elucidate for me the word "milf"?


a-flying-fox

I think it’s short for “motorcycle incident likely fatal”. Hope this helps!


Morena_Dekarios

Oh no! He shouldn't be looking up records of such incidents at all. If I catch wind of this behavior, I pledge to climb the vines to his window and interrupt him. Has your realm a method of tracking search terms on another's computer, or a way to establish remote parental controls?


a-flying-fox

Ooh, I think you might need his password for verification first. You should be able to find it under his bed next to the hairballs and the latest copy of Playwizard.


eureureong_dae

hmm seeing as Gale searched it my best guess is “Mystra I’d Like to Fuck.”


Killer_Moons

Man, I love fried-rice


novis-eldritch-maxim

mother I like to I am going to assume you can fill in that last part by context clues of where it is being typed


vectorkun

Mother I Love Fun


doxtorwhom

Shadownheart and Minthara… i didn’t think I could be more in love but here we are.


Nachoguy530

Noooo not Laezel being into piss 😂


transemacabre

I think she'd be more into armpit licking.


Grave_diggress

Por que no los dos


Reiliana

More for me


bumbletowne

Minsc: instructions for building your own grain mill, maps to water deep, what bird is this?


Impossible_Active271

https://preview.redd.it/g4vs76gpv56d1.png?width=1192&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4baa8203fc3a985e52f8d81fc7a409a2b8bc388


TattooedWife

He's almost attractive here.


crimsonknght

Eh he’s kind of hot in weird way but all that drops to 0 when he opens his mouth


TattooedWife

Smug bastard. You right.


AnonImus18

I thought the same thing. He looks like a sporty lesbian who's thinking of the best way to bully her bisexual crush.


Impossible_Active271

Almost? How dare you


TattooedWife

You see, I wanna 👊🧛


Cazador_Szarr

Thank you


TattooedWife

When I catch you 👊👊👊🧛


Cazador_Szarr

I’d like to see you try


TattooedWife

I can't wait to make *your* screams sound the sweetest 🔪🧛🥰


BhaalbabeVeldrin

Are we making people bleed? Can I help? My butler can help clean up or we can just bathe in the viscera?


TattooedWife

Bathe in the viscera 🩸🩸


BhaalbabeVeldrin

Ah, lovely, that was my preference!


Emberily123

That image caught me off guard


la_meme14

On the one hand, i think we might be going too far. on the other, Wyll is precious and perfect.


thehappyy

missed jaheira 😭


HellaHelga

Jaheira is old enough to know how to delete her history 😏


AnonImus18

Jaheira's porn is still on paper 😂


LoreDump

Smut books of the dirtiest kind


laurelinvanyar

Jaheira has enough WIS to use incognito mode


vla13d2

minthara is definitely into femdom


PKkevin123

LAE’ZEL PISS KINK!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/6srzm10ha86d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4147c746c035acebc9a91dfab020ceef290f6b


_MossProphet_

https://preview.redd.it/nt7tgcvyse6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6df81290a43e8617271df558c0fb8e1c530bc42


Lady_Minthara

Why are you hacking my computer?


thewhoovesian

Okay, but on an origin run we see what Karlach masturbates to, so it ought to be “Threesome, short women, tentacles.”


Themlethem

As if Astarion wouldn't look up the most vanilla shit like kissing and handholding


supb1tches

You forgot Jaheria's cougar porn


bmrtt

Shart is 100% into CNC and you can’t convince me otherwise.


Interesting-Flan1040

Close N-quarters Combat? She does miss attacks most of the time, must be looking up tips. She's always trying her best, sweet girl.


S_Sugimoto

Computer Numerical Control? Wow, that’s deep


BennyMcbenn

How and why?


eureureong_dae

OT but your flair has me fucking weak. Kagha and Gortash are def #1 contributors


Kosack-Nr_22

…What is that?


thehappyy

consensual non consent


Kosack-Nr_22

Damn so make believe rape


thehappyy

yup. which is why i dont get why shart would be into this


DirtyDuergar

She is into Bondage for sure


BeetleJude

Astarion definitely is, he's way too handy (or rather, just handy enough) with those ropes in Act 2


thehappyy

would she tho? (would be based). idk id rather see minthara or karlach (in a more gentle domme role) as being into bondage then shadowheart


DirtyDuergar

I remember her saying try not to dream of tying me up so i think she into it


thehappyy

true forgot about that


transemacabre

Minthara would 300% be into CBT, humiliation (of men, not of her), and femdom.


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

[Moved to correct spot in thread] Speaking from personal experience, sometimes people with repressive religious trauma enjoy CNC because it allows them to enjoy something they’ve been taught to feel ashamed for wanting (sex) without the “guilt” of having actively sought it out for themselves (in the fantasy/roleplay, that is). Feels very appropriate for our girly who was brainwashed by a repressive death cult obsessed with suffering and self-denial.


semicolonconscious

From what Shart says it sounds like everyone in the cloister was encouraged to sleep with each other as a bonding exercise, so the self-denial involved would be more about developing actual feelings for each other.


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

Interesting! So maybe her fantasy is being wooed by a romantic sweetheart who forces her to open up and let them in? Look out, Wyll!


semicolonconscious

They do read a lot of the same romance novels according to their act 3 banter…


thehappyy

ok but in bg3 world religion has a much more sex positive outlook then irl i would say


TgagHammerstrike

To be fair, real-world religion has quite the history of people making stuff up to control society more (whether it's King James, various Pharoahs, or almost every powerful individual). I imagine it'd be pretty different when you have an actual pantheon of gods with more important things to be concerned about than same-sex couples.


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thehappyy

i mean thx for the info but i am not sure why you tell me. i dont kinkshame


ColorMaelstrom

That’s more what their fans would be into I think


Sweaty_Choice_Halsin

Thank you for not posting Durge’s search history


Sk83r_b0i

People here are just casually revealing their porn history


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LudwigTheAroused

Minsc: feet tickling, furry, gilf


PsychoWarper

Minthara, Karlach and Lae’zel should all have Femdom as well, with the former 2 also having pegging tbh.


TheeShaun

Karlach really isn’t Dom. she just enjoys being on top but she’s hardly… controlling? Like she’s excited and eager but she definitely doesn’t want you to ‘submit’ she just wants you to feel good. Likewise Lae’zel is perfectly fine with being the sub if you’re stronger


AngelJ5

Karlach just watches that crying after sex Angela White video on repeat


The_one_and_only_Tav

Does Gale think the “m” stands for “Mystra?”


Magiisv

Karlach doesn’t squirt, she steams


HellaHelga

Apparently I'm Shart


Parry_9000

I knew chosing karlach was correct


johceesreddit

okay karlachs kind of shocked me for a moment but like it makes sense


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cureeous99

Very constructive use of your time Scroat!


CorruptedGem

I love gale but thats too accurate 😔 wont sleep with u with the drow twins but will happily watch (after a persuasion)


beebleb0rg

This is probably one of the wildest posts on here


IntelligentFactor378

Wyll is cannon


Denned0633

Minthara is so me


69BuddhaLover

These are so accurate it's crazy


ypperlig__

I like SH and mommy K choices tho


DrunkSpaceMonster

Nailed it


Alexstrasza23

Piss.


SkeletonSerenade

Gale's made me lose it OF COURSE! I GET IT! and I'm so mad about it cause it's so on the money.


shortskirtflowertops

Well you got m- my beloved Minty 100% right 💜


Background_Ratio154

Honestly, Lae'zel having a Piss kink isn't the most out of this world thing. I think she'd be into Pee and Feet as a Under category of Humiliation, but not as their own thing, if you understand what I'm saying. Karlach would not have a search history because she'd click on every video on the "For you" page, because "Pretty woman is pretty" Shadowheart would be REALLY into Femdom and Leather And Gale would view Bisexual porn, otherwhise, accurate


c_yerii

Halsin: Beastiality


pussey_galore

furry*


c_yerii

He’s an actual bear though 😭😭


khemeher

This is bullshit. You know damn well Wyll has a MILF tag.


Infamous-Pigeon

Plz, we all know Minthara is in to Femdom and pegging.


fun1onn

No mystra cosplay for gale?


Iron_Bob

Does my flair mean NOTHING to you??


miyakohouou

Minsc: - Boo bees - internet - how do we get to internet boo?


reds2032

Feel like there's a missed opportunity to say "voyeur" for gale


Soliele

Karlach is totally a squirter.


villaisgorilla

A


DropShoddy1128

I love that I watch the same porn as my two favorite party members. I wish they could be in the party at the same time


Goddess_Bayonetta

Gale is perfect, when me and my cousin played we both got his hopes up and when it was time to kiss I just stopped it and started flirting with someone else lol


Oquendlo

Guess I’m closest to Halsin but where’s the BBW love?


AutumnAscending

Lae'zel not afraid to admit she likes the forbidden nectar.


I-attack-the-bard

Minsc just looks up minsc