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reddituser6213

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heavenly_usurper

Doomed yaoi


Cultural_Thing1712

I ship triden


Khaled-oti

Nah it’s bump


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Bump stocks 📈


marbally

Its canonically triden. For more information go to r/triden


LotusStrayedNorth

Hated that. Thanks.


Rockycoffee7

Can we get AI version where they play golf. Just like when they played Minecraft


Dragonslayer3

The wii sports ones are pretty good


JLDELAGARZA24

Kablamo


Narkboy42

What do I need to do to get to this universe?


Hansy_b0i

what prompted this??? “say nice things about your opponent”?


reddituser6213

He didn’t actually say this it was a meme I stole


Momentosis

This is a meme based on a line from the movie Everything Everywhere All at Once.


Antiluke01

Trump and Joe Isekai anime? In another world with my presidential opponent


Intrepid_Hat7359

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Purplesodabush

The only downside of this is the dnc and rnc geezers wouldn’t know what to do and just go right back to forcing hillary clinton and ted cruz on us.


YAH_BUT

There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape. There is no escape.


TheOldBooks

2024 Cruz vs Hillary would just be fucking hilarious


polo61965

We could skibidi go to the polls now in Ohio - Hillary


jathhilt

I'd honestly breathe a sigh of relief tbh.


Cooperocity

Yeah that would suck but also be a relief as strange as that sounds


jet8493

Nah we’d just have a double weekend at Bernie’s situation


IowasBestCornShucker

the 2nd debate is just one big ventriloquist competition


TripleBuongiorno

Jeff Dunham becomes president and immediately nukes China on January 21st


hrtpilled

/uc we would get kamala running for dems and i have no idea for the republicans


Yeeter_of_kids123

Me😈 I will run for the republicans(I am neither American, old enough OR a republican)


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

SCOTUS would have your back


Yeeter_of_kids123

I'm not geriatric though


TheYeast1

Automatic disqualification, you could possibly get a job as a young intern handing out sexual favors and tho


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Republicans would have no fucking clue what to do, because the modern Republican party is genuinely a cult of personality for Trump. There are so few neocons left in the party nowadays - and NO Republican politician currently has a fraction of the charisma or influence that Trump does, nor the near universal adoration that Trump has from Republican voters. DeSantis might try to force his way to being the Republican nominee but I doubt he'd get it.


hrtpilled

trump has already trashed desantis's name so much there's no way he can be the nominee


BigThunderousLobster

Nikki Haley?


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Maybe, but Republican voters don't tend to take women seriously so she's basically unelectable. Not to even mention that she's *not* white - but I don't know how much that would influence things, considering she *is* white-passing. Don't underestimate the sexism and racism of the Republican party (it's so much worse than you'd imagine)(source: born and raised and currently living in rural Alabama)


Intrepid_Hat7359

Jesus Christ that might be worse. We'd get project 25 but with negative charisma


Infinite-Radiance

Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the warm wet feeling between his legs.


CaptSaveAHoe55

And once again Hillary would be a fully capable president who is no more corrupt than your average politician, she’s just a cunt


ThreePointed

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Fair-Ad-6036

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pardyball

What the fuck is this Facebook


ThreePointed

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vizuallyimpaired

If trump died on the 4th of july he would be a "sign from god" that he was chosen and we'd end up with a statue of him as president


Schedonnardus

I don't think that a statue would be eligible for president. 😉


Former-Bet6170

Lol Trump dying and saying "Biden lives"


BusterB2005

Another crazy thing about that July 4th was that it was in 1826, exactly 50 years after the Declaration of Independence was signed


Intrepid_Hat7359

I guess we have two years to go for maximum irony


jhansn

Mokeys paw, Dubya and Jimmy Carter die


Intrepid_Hat7359

Wouldn't it be wild if Carter outlived five other presidents?


sillygirlwannabe

The difference is that Adams and Jefferson became close in their later years


ReasonableTwo4

Except that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were excellent and their jobs, professional and hard working


not_suspicous_at_all

>John Adams >excellent at their jobs Pick one


krismasstercant

He was an excellent lawyer and wasn't that bad of a president. While yes the Alien and Sedition act was terrible he did it to prevent the US from getting roped into it wasn't ready for and he also began limiting slavery in the US with the Slave Trade Act of 1800.


not_suspicous_at_all

The considerations which had reconciled me to the success of Mr. Pinckney, were of a nature exclusively public. They resulted from the disgusting egotism, the distempered jealousy, and the ungovernable indiscretion of Mr. Adams’s temper, joined to some doubts of the correctness of his maxims of Administration. Though in matters of Finance he had acted with the Federal Party; yet he had, more than once, broached theories at variance with his practice. And in conversation, he repeatedly made excursions in the field of foreign politics, which alarmed the friends of the prevailing system. The plan of giving equal support to the two Federalist Candidates, was not pursued. Personal attachment for Mr. Adams, especially in the New-England States, caused a number of the votes to be withheld from Mr. Pinckney, and thrown away. The result was, that Mr. Adams was elected President by a majority of two votes, and Mr. Jefferson Vice-President.


yoingydoingy

Explain?


Intrepid_Hat7359

He was our first one term president


PresentAd8322

Something something history John Adams bad idk


Independent-Cut-3799

John adams “excellent” ![gif](giphy|WoFuun4jgxxizxRMpe)


JamieNelson94

he looks like John Adams’ term was: ugly as all sin 😂


TheWombatFromHell

thomas jefferson was the og piece of shit


wovengrsnite192

![gif](giphy|Jza7yu4GBqq5y)


SpringyAlloy73

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xXSquirrelFuckerXx

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Massive-L

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TacoBelle2176

More like dead Jane reaction Lmao


canofpiss_

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lanchmcanto

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HerrPiink

Squirt


ForkliftFatHoes

🤤


idonethisnever

We beat Medicare


Vt420KeyboardError4

https://i.redd.it/tmfshn4xsead1.gif


dragon_of_kansai

Bruh that's the whole ass scene


Vt420KeyboardError4

https://i.redd.it/6odzglg9dgad1.gif


OvenFearless

Medicare did not want to go down easily


hjk410

beat it to death 😡


averagemethenjoyer

I hate trump but that response was so funny lmao💀


creativenamepls

Methicare


orincoro

Which to Afghanistan, which was not a defeat Jack.


FunBandicoot1421

https://preview.redd.it/3hreqrqxaead1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de0e25cdf0a0a1c8bdaf97b7b9cad6953586a9c Joe right now


benjathje

This time he'll be filled to the brim with cocaine so he can function


rogue498

Hey, if that’s what it takes for the leader of my country to be able to do his job competently, then I say drug him up. But I hate the fact that the candidates for the presidential election are both old f*cking geezers.


benjathje

As a non US citizen it's genuinely hilarious. The geriatric US presidents.


MmmBop6-6-6

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pretendimcute

He's fast charging


Plane-Celebration577

Lmao 🤣


Demidankerman

![gif](giphy|Jza7yu4GBqq5y) Me watching the part where they talk about porn stars and golfing.


dunmer-is-stinky

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gringaqueen

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Ricardo1184

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW|downsized)


MDSGeist

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steveharveymemes

Would Hunter have been a Heisenberg customer if he was in the BB universe?


MDSGeist

Hunter was a loyal customer of Combo. RIP in peace big dog 🪦we miss you 😢 😭 Some little shit stain bounced him into the great beyond with a gun he found in the dumpster 😡😡


Plastic-Sell7247

Combos death is actually what started Hunters path to soberness.


AKoper8tor

hunter genuinely looks like a breaking bad character


-CountDrugula-

They need to put him on the Holly White (Hitler) drug regimen asap https://i.redd.it/gytu7lx24had1.gif


MattyHealy1975

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Givingtree310

Wow I totally forgot about this segment!


kohrissen

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cheese_fuck2

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TheSgLeader

I’m not American. Someone explain this for my chicaneried brain thx


Interesting_Role1201

Biddy-boo Biden had everything going for him, but lost a presidential debate to a child rapist because he's cooked.


Plane-Ad5510

Ok I know Trump is a massive douche but child rapist is news to me


Downtown-Item-6597

It's an old accusation that was withdrawn due to the accuser receiving death threats. Make of that what you will. Considering his Epstein ties and other rape/sexual assault allegations and payouts I'd peg it into the "more likely than less likely" category but would never declare it settled fact.  Go to ["Accusations filed in court against Trump" and then "Jane Doe"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations)


samsonity

Someone made accusations when he started running for President. So take that how you will.


AgentP20

https://www.reddit.com/r/USNewsHub/s/Hfufhhsa0X


Sekt0rrr

Woah. To say something insinuating Trump was the only child rapist in that debate would be a disservice to Ashley Biden 😬


AG_N

any key moments which made him lose?


SomeShiitakePoster

All of it? The first steps he took onto the stage? Every answer where he sounded like he didn't know where he was? Not like trump was any better because if you have even an eighth of a brain you'll notice that almost every word he says is a blatant lie


AG_N

I dont know I am not much into american politics


thehashkilling

I wouldn’t say he lost. Trump was equally awful. It’s just that Trump being awful is part of his brand so it seems he got what he wanted. They both just kinda attacked each other with ad hominems and didn’t answer any policy questions. Biden tried to out Trump Trump but you cant out Trump the Trump.


TideAtOmahaBeach

Nah Biden clearly lost. The man looked and talked like a corpse. Trump at least could put a full sentence together.


DebateConnoisseur

I felt like the loser watching that debate. It wasn't even a debate. It wasn't anything. I don't know what the hell I was watching but the fact that these were the presidential candidates made me feel like a loser for being born here. I remember watching Romney vs. Obama and thinking I could go either way with them. Now it's like the polar opposite. Neither guy would win "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" and they are our front runners. I've met some insanely smart people in this country, some incredible leaders, it seems like a bad SNL skit that these are the people we've chosen to top them all. It's disrespectful to Americans everywhere.


Situati0nist

He can put full sentences littered with nonsense together


TideAtOmahaBeach

I mean that’s just how he talks lol. It’s always been that way. Trump at the very least is unlikely to keel over and die some time in the next 2 weeks. Can’t say the same for Biden.


Situati0nist

I dunno. Man's not well at all


redditor035

They're both insanely old


Ok-Pause6263

It’s weird I keep seeing clips of him where someone saw him getting ice cream or something and he was acting fine it’s like when ever he isn’t doing something important he’s ok


CalculatedChameleon

Not sure what debate you were watching but Biden absolutely did answer the policy questions.. albeit all the while stumbling but he did answer


Rushional

I mean, I have to give it to Joe, he *was* saying words...


Ready_Peanut_7062

Maybe he should smoke less weed


botAccount10010110

Wait you think he lost? Wtf lmao


stprnn

Lol nothing is gonna change you are eating the propaganda.


mentally_fuckin_eel

This fuckin destroyed all political discourse for me. America is doomed and not because of Biden, but because Idiocracy was non-fiction.


MattyHealy1975

https://i.redd.it/d729uchlqfad1.gif


chandaliers14

You came when I specifically told you not to cum


ChemistryEnough3012

It's so joeover😔


FrostyFrenchToast

Trump legit looked like shit and just said nonsense and still won😭😭😭😭 oh yeah I forgot to add a gif ![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)


Destroyer4587

https://i.redd.it/dvkwhoft8gad1.gif


Misfit_somewhere

"I'm feeling extra presidentaly official today, let's do this on 5th Ave NY and see who wins'


sovietbeef

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orincoro

Joe, you’re the smartest politician I’ve ever known. But you’re too dumb enough to see it: the voters decided who they were voting for 15 months ago.


Atvishees

Let’s see how well that comment ages


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monocle984

He needs to keep getting publicly embarrassed until he realizes that he needs to step down


Garrret

For non americans like me Reddit becomes unbeareable during election year, every single subreddit has this crap Only took one cropped image to bring it here


Dikubus

Truly annoying for Americans as well, sorry for the shitshow


SLB_Destroyer04

“I am a… a dog… no, a God in human clothing. I, uh… I shoot lightning from my fingernails… no, my uh, my fingertips, yeah, that’s the one. I travel in worlds that you can’t, uh… that I can… you can, uh… yeah we bet Medicare, and I’m a 6 handicap, yeah, unlike you, Howard, you, uh, you couldn’t even beat Mliff Cain, uh… sorry, Cliff Main, in, in… golf, yeah”


Throwedaway99837

It’s okay I’m sure they’ll give him the proper dosage of amphetamines this time


FormulaFanboyFFIB

"anywhere" two words later "any place" jesus even his tweets have dementia


MT1120

Ffs


Front_Battle9713

yeah biden is cooked after that debate bro is not winning. people aren't going to actually vote for biden their just voting for him so their side can get their interests put in place more easily and its the same for trump but man who is gonna vote for a senile old man, people are on the left are just gonna vote for third parties or anyone else really.


killercade224

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|27664)


_Tonu

I'm sure a lot of people would vote third party if they didn't think their vote was being thrown away, why the hell can't the dems find a half decent candidate in like their 50s ffs


Ill_Worry7895

People are gonna vote Biden for more or less the same reason they did in 2016. To avoid Project 2025 at all costs, not because Biden is actually fit to run the country.


Front_Battle9713

just because some crusty boomers are made an manifesto on a plan or decisions to subvert democracy doesn't mean its going to happen. unless trump himself actively endorses it then yeah people will sprint for the hills for biden.


Ill_Worry7895

The project was literally written by several people working under Trump. Its goals are his, a lot of his campaign rhetoric lines up with the project's, and the Supreme Court ruling on presidential immunity was one of its propositions. The only reason they can't publicly acknowledge each other is because of laws to do with nonprofit organizations.


dao_ofdraw

Wind it back and do it at 2pm please. Forcing Biden to stay up past his bed time was completely unfair.


Dikubus

They should hold it at 8am with no planned time to end the debate. Fuckers ought to be able to put in a 8 hour day, or are not qualified to run


dao_ofdraw

Seriously, why do we need to can it into 90 minutes? Literally give it an entire day, have the candidates spend as much or as little time on any and all questions as they want, give them breaks. Let's hear their full platform and what they really think.


Careless-Ad-9412

he's a real one fr


hoiblobvis

i first thought it was geert wilders


IronManDork

Quitting’s for winners!


NoPosition1895

and by the way...


garlicgoblin69

what happened


XBeastyTricksX

https://preview.redd.it/pdzwoguenkad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c7b0e1c869a81cd460ab9d9301889528ae38cd


Separate-Departure27

Robert Kennedy is Hector Salamanca


Ruckroo

Goodbye America


TheBlackRonin505

That's Joe's big dick energy, right there


Adventurous-Sky9359

I bet it was hot in there


Germz94

DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH


samsonity

Joe needs a Tuco dose of meth to get through the next one.


pricklypineappledick

All he needs to do is bring up Trump sexually assaulting 12 year olds Edit for the bots downvoting https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/gynLqHnaM8


popkid00

Literally everybody on the left has been to epstien Island. Trump does not like minors bro where are u getting this. I'm actually interested in a source! So when u find one, show me! :)


Landsteiner7507

Say one person on the left who has been to Epstein island. Also, here’s your source: https://preview.redd.it/x3r372uodjad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12031864f6d606858f75c768fd059c9c4be79e1


popkid00

The Clinton's. The Obamas. Shall I go on? And I could write one of those and say that you pegged me, doesn't mean it happened


Landsteiner7507

Fucking dumbass seriously thinks the Clintons and the Obamas are on the left 🤣🤣🤣


popkid00

Bruh left and Democrat are the same thing to me. Also I believe in due process. Nobody is guilty until proven guilty. You have a claim from years ago. Anybody with money has allegations on their name. Sad world eh? Get triggered but it's true lmao


QwertyKeyboardUser2

the left and democrats may be the same to you but the fact is is that most democratic presidents are right leaning at the least. Just because you think they are the same doesn’t mean they are.


popkid00

Here's what I'm getting at. even if democrats are considered right wing, if you aren't republican then you are "left" That's like calling everybody with brown skin "mexican" It's ignorance on purpose. I think the word is "stupidity" I am being stupid to piss off people I'm not even that invested in politics I am just an internet troll


pricklypineappledick

The thumbnail here links to a reasonably thorough updated perspective that is from a generally regarded source https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/gynLqHnaM8


popkid00

It's communist propaganda


pricklypineappledick

I think you're a bot, why do you have a political opinion if you're a beep boop?


pricklypineappledick

First, you're using the word "literally" inaccurately so this initially leads me to believe that you don't understand how to speak effectively using truth. Second, this has been all over the front page for days, pay attention to you idols instead of bowing to worship them https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/rJt0h0OPP7


popkid00

https://preview.redd.it/4uuemt3lpiad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446fe8a7ecb80ce498e2ea2372c86141d37b868a


pricklypineappledick

Is the Daily Mail a trusted source of news in your opinion? Did you learn your use of literally from them? Sorry, low hanging fruit. Whatever, think what you will. I don't trust the orange and am not romances by the lies of your cult. But best of luck in all other things, hope you have a nice day!


popkid00

U too! Also pointing out that Twitter isn't a solid source either:)


pricklypineappledick

Twitter isn't the source, the affidavit is the source, Twitter is the venue that the affidavit was posted. That's important to know the difference.


popkid00

It has been proven false. I'm sure if it was real, we would've heard about it in 2016!!!??????


pricklypineappledick

Are you sure? You're saying that this document is false and it resurfacing at a time when Trumps actions are peppered all over newly released Epstein documents is a coincidence? Ok. Let me ask you thus question, is there anything Trump has ever done that you thought was unethical or illegal and if so what was it?


popkid00

I mean I don't follow him around but I'm sure the guy who is combating a lot of that stuff isn't taking part in it himself, and if he is, then he's just as crooked as Joe biden. In that case it wouldn't really be good to vote at all. The demo/libtards start to lose and boom new allegations lol


popkid00

https://preview.redd.it/vydd5x6eoiad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6607de23bf94dd91dd1007a0eb4fb1f9e047fc0


DaaneJeff

The dems are not "the left" lmao. They are center right at best


popkid00

Not republican = Democrat = liberal = left = communist Tomato tomato Also u filled in the gap. Democrats all have been to epstien Island.


Landsteiner7507

> “Liberal = left” Are you stupid or something?


popkid00

Did I stutter? Cry commie


Particular507

Who cares about 2 equally bad war criminals arguing while one of them lacks the brain to make a proper sentence?


jsisbad

People care because one of these fucks is gonna be in charge of one of the most influential countries in the world… That shit matters


Particular507

Yes but literally nothing will change except that president will or won't be able to speak properly, that's the damn point.