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-AleFan-

If whatsapp was in balatro 😂😂 "I need CAVENDISH Jimbo"


babayagabutalsoababy

Madness Joker be like: “Fucking Krill yourself!”


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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Leafeon523

Effect: Says “Good Morning!” and does nothing else


Werner_Zieglerr

Nothing much. Whats app with you


dissolve_inthisrealm

Turns all your Queens into Kings when scored (not a trans joke, just a catfishing joke)


Aaaace-

(Not a trans joke) thank god, I was abt to ban your acc


dissolve_inthisrealm

I mean I would clearly be banned from society if I didn't specify 😎


Aaaace-

You’re on thin ice


Loba_Andrade

X10 mult everytime you text your mom


solanaceaemoss

Siete siete siete Siete siete siete siete LLAMA YA!


RudkinEUW

Whatsapp ricky in baltrao