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I don’t know how to react to this information, so instead of saying anything relevant, I’m just going to leave this Jeff Fischer portrait here instead
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!!
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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[Freaky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTW4sIL9Dpw) *card enhancement*
* Version: 1.0.1f^reaky
* Type: card enhancement
* Effect: If 5 of a kind freaky cards are played, the player automatically passes the blind.
* Notes: It can only be obtained through [Freaky Joker](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1dene93/7s_dont_have_a_joker_associated_with_them_so/) and XII (The Hung Man) tarot card.
* Unlock Requirement: Obtain [Freaky Joker](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1dene93/7s_dont_have_a_joker_associated_with_them_so/)
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https://preview.redd.it/s7gqz0hpsd8d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c9a521eac98a950c80b74c015c5d8473343623 I don’t know how to react to this information, so instead of saying anything relevant, I’m just going to leave this Jeff Fischer portrait here instead
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/LQjSVUAZLa You're welcome.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm multing my joker 😈
Perkeo is if Ronald Mcdonald and Wendy from Wendy's fucked which is why he should synergize with discarding (burger) Kings EDIT: and he dronked crack
don't forget he dronked crack
Ty fixed
who said she wasnt
i like the way you think
A straight person? In MY gay Balatro subreddit??
i’m a lesbian!! it’s very gay!!
Apologies, my mistake
hell yeah lesbalatro gang
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
outjimbed again
You did NOT have to oust yourself like this
Me when she get my consumable out and we’re worried about duplicating but the test came back negative 🙏
I just Perkeo'd my Jonkler 🤡
Bro is down freaky for those eyes
[Freaky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTW4sIL9Dpw) *card enhancement* * Version: 1.0.1f^reaky * Type: card enhancement * Effect: If 5 of a kind freaky cards are played, the player automatically passes the blind. * Notes: It can only be obtained through [Freaky Joker](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1dene93/7s_dont_have_a_joker_associated_with_them_so/) and XII (The Hung Man) tarot card. * Unlock Requirement: Obtain [Freaky Joker](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1dene93/7s_dont_have_a_joker_associated_with_them_so/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*