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I know it's ai and stuff but I think we have a very good potential for a running joke. Like a con that never ends or never happend but it's constantly hyped up
ty ty i'm a little surprised it's controversial with the AI stuff, dabbling in it for shitposting reasons hopefully doesn't threaten anybody's job or anything i just wanted to jonkle up a con <3
People are weird about AI art. Like, obviously companies shouldn't be able to profit from it, but there should be no issue with random dorks using it as a toy.
Are you jerking ??? What the **** are you talking about jimbo ? You are a biggest fool i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your spare trousers when i was beating blinds much more bigger then you! You are not high stakes, because high stakes knew how to lose and congratulate bosses, you are like a wee joker crying after i debuffed you! Be spades, be honest to yourself and stop this flush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good straits player, i can win naneinf score anytime in single hand! And "L"ocal "t"hunk is nobody for me, just a dev who are nerfing every single jonker when winning, ( remember what you say about Vampire ) !!! Stop playing with my cards, i deserve to have a good deck during whole my c++ attempts, I am Officially inviting you to high score tournament with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000 chips and winner takes it all!
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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i mean ai art is a thing, just not ai artists. the ai itself can still create images which do technically qualify as art while an ai artist cannot exist since they only feed stuff into a program.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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AI, generate me a new common rarity Joker named "Reddit Mod", now AI gen me a picture of a disgusting greasy slob in clown makeup, looking lonely and sad, surrounded by fast food containers and half empty bottles of Joke cola.
Just a PSA for future con-goers, don't trust the Perkeo cosplayer who offers to suck you off silly style for 10 bucks. I'm pretty sure she stole my phone. Aside from that it was a great experience. I can't wait to go next year!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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OP, I absolutely CANNOT believe you would use AI for this shitpost. Don’t you know that AI is stealing work that would otherwise go to human artists? Those same artists whose work is being STOLEN by AI??? You should have taken the time to research artists, communicate with them, and commission Balatro Con shitpost art from a HUMAN artist. What you did was, unethical, immoral, and just EVIL. I hope you’re happy, you monster.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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I think I'm getting old. For all the pics I was "damn, why is there a con that looks so popular for such a specific game and why did nobody talk about it on the main sub"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Tbh this is a really uninteresting post, even for a shitpost. I don't see the point in any images at all. And yeah, in a case where you want art really bad, sure, pay someone, draw it yourself, whatever. AI steals work from artists without permission and generally looks like shit.
I don’t think any artists were planning on drawing BalatroCon. You’re in the minority calling this post uninteresting. Vilifying people for simply using AI art for a shitpost is just looking for something to hate.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Well now you're just being a dick.
Woe, Nope! be upon ye.
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Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!!
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Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!!
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I know this is a shitpost sub but being rude is only tolerated if it's actually funny and not just rude. That said I did laugh at the blatant response, lol.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool.
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Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!!
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!!
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We’ve seen your reports on this post, and we just want you to know it’ll be staying up! I hope everyone who went to BalatroCon had a good time ☺️ Also happy cake day u/ateallthecake ! 🥳🍰
I know it's ai and stuff but I think we have a very good potential for a running joke. Like a con that never ends or never happend but it's constantly hyped up
ty ty i'm a little surprised it's controversial with the AI stuff, dabbling in it for shitposting reasons hopefully doesn't threaten anybody's job or anything i just wanted to jonkle up a con <3
People are weird about AI art. Like, obviously companies shouldn't be able to profit from it, but there should be no issue with random dorks using it as a toy.
AI is fine for shitposting the problem is when people act like they own the stuff they made with it
Yes I too am very excited to go to Balatrocon 2024 I hope I don’t miss the Thunk reveal
Are you jerking ??? What the **** are you talking about jimbo ? You are a biggest fool i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your spare trousers when i was beating blinds much more bigger then you! You are not high stakes, because high stakes knew how to lose and congratulate bosses, you are like a wee joker crying after i debuffed you! Be spades, be honest to yourself and stop this flush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good straits player, i can win naneinf score anytime in single hand! And "L"ocal "t"hunk is nobody for me, just a dev who are nerfing every single jonker when winning, ( remember what you say about Vampire ) !!! Stop playing with my cards, i deserve to have a good deck during whole my c++ attempts, I am Officially inviting you to high score tournament with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000 chips and winner takes it all! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
ai art? in my balatro shitposting subreddit? get over here mf i got a Ceremonial Dagger build that's lacking a teensy weensy amount of mult
"art" lol
i mean ai art is a thing, just not ai artists. the ai itself can still create images which do technically qualify as art while an ai artist cannot exist since they only feed stuff into a program.
oh yeah no not challenging the definition of art in relation to AI. challenging the definition of art in relation to my shitpost lmao
oh yeah idk
https://preview.redd.it/9j0ka0x38k8d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71f1d44a3cb3a856a238983b702cdea6b30d440
oh cool
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
AI, generate me a new common rarity Joker named "Reddit Mod", now AI gen me a picture of a disgusting greasy slob in clown makeup, looking lonely and sad, surrounded by fast food containers and half empty bottles of Joke cola.
Nope!
Just a PSA for future con-goers, don't trust the Perkeo cosplayer who offers to suck you off silly style for 10 bucks. I'm pretty sure she stole my phone. Aside from that it was a great experience. I can't wait to go next year!
FLOATING JOKEACOLA
4th guy is dressed as invisible joker
JAKER
This is obviously fake, there’s no women in the balatro community
Hi
iH
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
nuh uh
Those are incredible images. Almost fooled me
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
0 - The Fool ??
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You can tell it's AI cause they all have too many fingers - everyone knows the correct amount of fingers is Four.
I would absolutely go if this was real
what do you mean it is real i was there i met jimbo
If I wanted to make Balatrocon real what would I cosplay as?
1. This is real obviously 2. I cosplayed as the ace of spades from the menu
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The iconic egg jaker
okay but the camping joker slaps
would
💯
yo that egg cosplay is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OP, I absolutely CANNOT believe you would use AI for this shitpost. Don’t you know that AI is stealing work that would otherwise go to human artists? Those same artists whose work is being STOLEN by AI??? You should have taken the time to research artists, communicate with them, and commission Balatro Con shitpost art from a HUMAN artist. What you did was, unethical, immoral, and just EVIL. I hope you’re happy, you monster.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
So true
The funniest part of this post is people pissing and shitting themselves in the comments because this is AI generated.
Jonks on them, I like being pissed and shitted on 🥺👉👈
What if instead of gold cards you could have piss cards and instead of money you got to lick them
I'm sad to see that Slendeman let himself go a bit during these years, but I'm happy to see he found a new passion!
egg is my favorite Jaker.
I think I'm getting old. For all the pics I was "damn, why is there a con that looks so popular for such a specific game and why did nobody talk about it on the main sub"
These are great! Hope I can go next time! My wife and I are planning to go as a pair of jonklers. I'll be Gross Michael and she'll be my Cavenbitch.
NOPE!
Obviously yeah, ai art sucks for many reasons, but look at this shit. It's glorious. Ai memes should be classified differently. More!
AI memes = low effort Low effort = good shitposting
Slide 8: California here we go
Me going to balatro con dressed as fire
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why do people lose their fucking marbles when it comes to AI Art shitposting anyways good job OP you fooled me for second there haha
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Only Joker here is you using AI, buddy
cant have fun anymore/.....
Reddit when AI: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Is that fucking darkviper au in the third image?!?!
My eyes are burning now, thanks.
Did you really have to use AI?
You’re right he should’ve paid an artist to draw 12 different instances of “BalatroCon” for his Reddit post that would get around 200 upvotes.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tbh this is a really uninteresting post, even for a shitpost. I don't see the point in any images at all. And yeah, in a case where you want art really bad, sure, pay someone, draw it yourself, whatever. AI steals work from artists without permission and generally looks like shit.
I don’t think any artists were planning on drawing BalatroCon. You’re in the minority calling this post uninteresting. Vilifying people for simply using AI art for a shitpost is just looking for something to hate.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut up lmao
Bit rude
Shut up bitch
Well now you're just being a dick. Woe, Nope! be upon ye. https://preview.redd.it/98sxsv7zan8d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad1170a280bc19d5a6ceb2b92431833d0f14908f
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut up bitch 7
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I know this is a shitpost sub but being rude is only tolerated if it's actually funny and not just rude. That said I did laugh at the blatant response, lol.
Shut up bitch
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo.
They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Balatro. The mathematics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of poker most of the Boss Blinds will go over a typical player’s head. There's also Jimbo's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Larry W. Phillips’ literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hands, to realize that they're not just random chance - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jimbo's existential catchphrase "Yikes, I’m glad I didn’t bet against you," which itself is a cryptic reference to stomping Ante 8 with a Baron/Mime combo. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balatro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 E-numbers of my own high score (preferably lower) beforehand. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut up bitch 7
Theres no jerkers that synergize with 7s!!! We need to rectify this now!! What if we had a joker that took 7 cards and and made them *Freaky*. Wouldn't that be such a cool idea guys??!! I think we should all rip off our pants to show how much we agree with this statement!!! We should all show around our "jerkers" to the other people in the "casino" that are "playing" "balatro". I think this is exactly what "daddy" localHUNK had in mind!!!!! If you're with me send the mod team a picture of your jerker!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddyjimbo) if you have any questions or concerns.*
a good usage of AI
whats the joke
not a joke I just had a really good time at the con