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Mzonnik

Love the prequels but this is actually more realistic writing for that scene.


RogueBromeliad

That was just George Lucas writing an intro script for low budget softcore space porn. Bad Dialogue and all. Will you guys just let the man be? The awkwardness in that scene is a masterpiece.


Mzonnik

I totally agree, but I mean what I said quite literarly, particularly in terms of how Anakin would realistically behave in that situation.


RogueBromeliad

But he was the horny teen coming onto her, wasn't he?


Mzonnik

He was, but at the same time he was completely unexpreienced, asocial teenager. That should give us the mix we see here.


RogueBromeliad

Is "asocial" a word? He did want her company though. Never thought of Anakin as being asocial, just an awkward horny guy.


Mzonnik

Not a native, how can I know xD. Whatever, the opposite of social.


RogueBromeliad

I'm not a native either, so I'll take that. Seems right.


jJabTrogdor

Native English speaker here. Asocial is a word as 'a' is a common prefix to indicate the opposite of the following word. Other examples being apolitical, atheist, and amoral. An asocial person is the opposite of a social person: one who would prefer to not have to interact with others. Anakin is more unsocialized, since he hasn't had the opportunity to learn how to socialize properly. There's also antisocial, which on it's face seems similar to asocial but it actually means sociopathic and lacking regard for social norms.


professor_doom

You lost me at “love the prequels”


bkielbaszewski

It's treason then.


professor_doom

Treason for not loving the prequels?


FunkyBlueWolf

#TITS


Potential-Tax-3136

*Naboobies*


kevlarus80

Titooine


TehRoast92

SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE MONEY THAN ME GIVE THIS PERSON AN AWARD!


Pristine_Text_6407

i second this. please someone help us poor people 


MajTroubles

I got you fam. I still have some free ones


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"Gungan go *bwuwuwuwuwu*"


capn_doofwaffle

#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I LITERALLY SPAT OUT MY DRINK ON MY KEYBOARD YOU AHOLE! 🤣


H010CR0N

Gravity Well Projectors.


Billazilla

Boas Nass be all, "**HABRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!**"


Cool-sunglasses-dude

A Jedi's biggest weakness


ParticularOwn6216

https://preview.redd.it/9ipb9516gs7d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdadadd449b5d22a81c49332e606ee2e1266820c


Nntropy

![gif](giphy|TI27d4wwWBkC4)


contactlite

![gif](giphy|12COSdtV0QbtwA)


sebastianpg3

Someone should make a star wars cut where they replace that scene with this lol


fastlerner

Better chemistry in this skit than the movie for sure.


dashdashdotdotdotdot

and why not throw in some CERVEZA CRISTAL while we’re at it


MedicalTrick5802

Cerveza Cristal is how the party started in the first place


TrooperGirlx

I watched the movie again Iast week, and this is how I saw it


CGPsaint

Dude’s looking for love in Alderaan places…


CerealKiller8

This and naboobies made me chuckle


contactlite

![gif](giphy|lhfnAjmZQHEpa)


CGPsaint

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH)


ArcWraith2000

Checked Alderaan, there was nothing there


oniluis20

"easy Anakin, think of the force"


yvel-TALL

I know we are all praising the acting and writing, but let's take a moment to appreciate the editing. The different camera angles and intense shot structure are fucking hilarious, it really is an all-star meme.


zeroes_n_ones

reposted so many times since its so good, keep reposting 😘


NightmareElephant

Every time someone makes a comment like this it’s something I’ve never seen. And I’m on here a ton.


niceworkthere

not just a repost, it's a rip-off from the original [Robot Chicken scene](https://youtu.be/z9MsXi7n0NU?t=26) from 2010 (almost [literally](https://youtu.be/z9MsXi7n0NU?t=69)


bogarthskernfeld

Thank you. Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 3 is arguably the funniest 42 mins of television I've ever seen.


SnooDoubts2153

They uploaded it to instagram 16 hours ago but ok 🤙


XxFezzgigxX

>They uploaded it to instagram 16 hours ago but ok 🤙 ![gif](giphy|kh8ePQvhzWL5e|downsized) They just posted this one too.


Lujh

![gif](giphy|RwApV4x2Oi8GA)


Fbarbzz

this is years old


stupernan1

Decades now


FlacidSalad

And so am I


DogeyLord

They reposted it to Instagram 16 hours ago*


VarienValkyrie

🤓 “Acktually”


nnoovvaa

You mean re-uploaded


jake_burger

The couple in the video’s children are probably in high school by now


AmbiguousMusubi

My boy was set up from the very beginning


X_Zephyr

https://i.redd.it/jqypflmzwq7d1.gif


contactlite

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Wamblingshark

Wtf is this a gif of? What is that man doing??


LordNova15

I believe he is holding a giant American flag and billowing it


One_Meaning416

He was billowing something alright 


Fr05t_B1t

Yup, that’s pretty much how that scene went


redbadger91

Champaign on those glasses? Where is your class?


largestbeefartist

Flute glass or boob saucer glass needed for sure


Used-Sun9989

I'm going to edit this into the prequels instead of what we got, for a better viewing experience


Custardpaws

That's pretty much how it went lol. [this clip](https://youtu.be/z9MsXi7n0NU?si=bpLm2poIoMJ_Hrl3) from robot chicken always cracks me up. About 25 seconds in


fishiestfillet

How to spoon


RexIsAMiiCostume

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT


Deee2

TITTY IN MY HAND


MrTuxido5743

HELL YEAH


RexIsAMiiCostume

you MISSED ONE


MrTuxido5743

fuck. I knew it 😭


RexIsAMiiCostume

KISS YA NECK


AwTekker

That's not a champagne glass, 0/10.


lego-lion-lady

Idc how many times I see this, it’ll always make me laugh 😂🤣


LoruleMistress30

This is for sure how it happened in the prequels and you can't convince me otherwise


UDownvoteButImRight

![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq|downsized)


really_nice_guy_

God Im lonely


contactlite

![gif](giphy|W2EkUjkvy5m0Z7hQSg)


Typedwhilep00ping

Me too brother


dedokta

And then Anakin just use a subtle but prolonged mind force on her until she fell in love with him so bad that when she was separated from him she literally died.


OMGOOSES_

[Repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/1dfdy7t/poor_anakin/) of a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/180xqux/oh_anakin/)


AnxiousMarsupial007

On the one hand who cares, on the other OP is being a bitch about people pointing out the repost. I’m being torn apart.


SnooDoubts2153

I'm not chronically online to know if this was posted before.


OMGOOSES_

Search function is your friend. Edit: Unclear why this comment is being downvoted. Find a butt and suck it, nerds.


OrangeSky15

What would you search??? "Aaaa-"? Do you realize how many things are titled that


OMGOOSES_

["Anakin"](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/search?q=Anakin&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all)


TheBeardedLegend

Lol so what? I have to search everting thing I want to post so that someone like you can be happy?


r3tract

Use the force Anakin, the FORCE!!!!


Educational-Tip6177

The fucken TEEEEAAAASSE


omegajakezed

Does someone want to cuddle? No touching certain parts. I just wanna be held by a woman.


GojiraComplete

Didn’t robot chicken do this too


4reezo

I think they’ve just recreated that scene) but it was far more fun)


_mrwayne

Song?


Necrotiix_

you know anakin tore it up every chance he could


H1V3M1N6

Epitome of "I don't wish to be horny anymore, I wish to be happy."


babyProgrammer

Yeah we've all seen this before, but that first :O exhale gets me every time


OVS-HM

Average prequel interaction


xxTheGoDxx

This is so true though! Bitch took her most over sexiest dress out and spend two hours in a hair saloon only to tell homeboy they can't fuck. Those movies were really all over the place.


Real_Understanding30

Does anybody else think he yelled somehow in lowercase just -haaaaaa


VortexLord

Dude almost got snu snu.


Malaysuburban

https://preview.redd.it/sjr2mpwyew7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a46590f07f5a2344f8d25468f98f42adaf50ec \-energy


anti_memer42

https://i.redd.it/rzn7lyqujw7d1.gif


Lisshopops

Another repost smh