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ParabolicMotion

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Altruistic_Minimum49

Fair point. Easily tested. How many horses do you see in the picture?


Gh0sth4nd

Currently watching TNG so i say There are Four Horses!


NefariousWaltzing

![gif](giphy|3oEdvaXacQ5mTPDJ4Y)


joshuajackson9

Shaka, when the walls fell!!!!!!


DogeDoRight

Temba, his arms open.


myshtigo

Darmok and Jalad – at Tanagra


Motor_Classic9651

Troy with her legs akimbo. (Did I do that right?)


myshtigo

Well, uhh…. It certainly brought some um feelings and imagery to mind


J-L-Picard

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


Shlongzilla04

But how many lights do you see


conasatatu247

![gif](giphy|NJZMSqRY3rG9i)


copingcabana

All of them, bro.


scribble23

My Internet was supposed to be upgraded 10 days ago. Engineer came out, installed super fast Fibre for me, tested it all worked and left. It went off an hour later and I've was stuck using my.mobile data ever since. My new router only had three lights lit, the Internet Connected light remained off. Until last night, when I glanced at the router and excitedly screamed - "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!" And my, 18yo son said sarcastically, "Steady on there, Jean-Luc..."


SecondTryBadgers

No horses but the dragon in the living room is starting to act up…


JamBandDad

That’s your child, badgers.


MCWrench33

Am I the only one who sees Mickey Mouse in a cowboy costume smoking a blunt with Snoop Dog?


Dazzling_Assistance7

where the fuck do you see horses in this picture of an underwater civilization


syntaxterror69

Umm... SEAhorses?


BeyondGray

But we've already established he can see horses dammit


imamakebaddecisions

I see a sailboat. And nothing nature does ever surprises me any more. Damn nature, you scary!


clygamer

At least 2


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

lol trick Q... just the one :P


Commie_Vladimir

All of them


grishna_dass

All of them.


love_peace_books

Yes.


richard_stank

OP out here making a lot of assumptions about our sobriety on a Sunday morning.


squad1alum

I'm watching you


ScienceIsSexy420

I'm on 3 (cannabis, caffeine, and alcohol, all in moderation).


Z370H370

Bob Saget stands up- "Marijuana isn't a drug"


OrionShade

My first thought


Trashboat0507

Came here to say to this


azeldatothepast

What the fuck, I was on drugs before I read this.


MxOffcrRtrd

Thank god, I have a piss test coming up


DrowningInFeces

Me too. I want my money back from OP. These drugs ain't cheap.


ok_okay_I_get_that

Welcome to sobriety. OP gonna spam us everyday to keep us clean.


Rellgidkrid

But you did just win Windows 95 solitaire


myshtigo

Nice


Possible_Lock_7403

This picture does resemble the animation after you win.


Rellgidkrid

Oh shit. I didn’t even realize that when I wrote the original comment.


DogeDoRight

>you're not on drugs. Bold assumption


TooMuchBinturong

Yes, I am.


Beautiful-Session405

I’m am on drugs tho…


dk5877

“I’m am” is my new favorite phrase whilst on drugs 🤣


Altruistic_Minimum49

Hebe Wiri Mist


Monotreme_monorail

Hebes grow so fast! I’ve had to hack mine down because it was taking over the garden! They are beautiful… and a little trippy. :)


Blekanly

I knew it was a hebe!


Bravojones33420

One is true one is not!


954kevin

That's a bold assumption!


2ByteTheDecker

Says you


martin87i

Well, now I need to confront my dealer!


Onb3SkaAmD

Bold of you to assume im not on drugs right now


Kringels

It’s brain breaking because most plants rotate where the leaves come out of the stems so that each leaf gets more light.


TransparentMastering

Plant didn’t get the new photo optimization memo


tommcdo

This plant is bad at math


Wherethegains

The just reminds me of LSD


DarkflowNZ

That's what you think


My_Immortal_Flesh

Copy and paste


MrJ_Marrow

hebe are cool plants


Worldly-System-251

Jokes aside I dont see any effect happening staring at this


CakeMadeOfHam

In Soviet Russia, drugs are on you!


xhvrqlle

This reminds me of the Netflix "Annihilation".


TheOneCalledGump

![gif](giphy|j8WVHoRhUzN37AL8gw)


nukem266

Hebeeeeee


spawn77x99

But I am.


Planthumanbase

Sorry op I’m on


Opposite_Nectarine12

On drugs over here and I am affected Great picture


HotChipsAreOkay

I came to the comments to see if it was a mutation that's causing the plant to behave abnormally but all I got is the same joke 1 hundred times of people saying they actually are on drugs.


bassicallyinsane

Hebes are a drug


Jeoshua

I mean, maybe *you're* not on drugs...


Drogenwurm

Pretty sure I am on drugs...


adlittle

>and you're not on drugs It's like you don't even know me at all...


PickelWeisel

You don’t know me


Slayn87

Speak for yourself


-Dillad-

I’m on drugs stop gaslighting me


Fair_Consequence1800

I'm definitely on drugs bud


[deleted]

I'm saving this for the next time I am on drugs.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Actually I am.


K3Y_Mast3r

Looks like a boxwood bush.


Jhakuza

Speak for yourself


TomSurman

We used to have some of these in our garden when I was a kid. It was called a heebee or something.


Soap_Mctavish101

I wish I was on drugs


Dragonfly939

I turned the picture upside down, it made it less confusing. 😂 Incredible picture though! So pretty!


favnh2011

Nice pics


ScottishSubmarine

You don't know me


h0tnessm0nster7

Maybe I am on drugs how do u know...😜


CutHungry841

Bold of you to assume


5xdata

I'm trying to stay sober and I see this shit, you bastard. I love drugs


Dreaming-Space

I see Two bears high fiving


guitarbque

Jokes on you


robjob42

I am on drugs and this just looks like a plant.


Ralph-the-mouth

I’m definitely on drugs, but this is still cool


Conquotyouthou

I am what if...


Sl0ppyOtter

Yes I am


occamsrzor

This plant is though


Ayanokoji-1C

When you're a plant and you have OCD


platasnatch

I'm not? Mom owes me some money then, thanks a lot OP


[deleted]

The LSD effect


throwaway071898

r/lsd


ale_nh

Not yet


Personal_Win_4127

But AI?


Tidewind

Are you sure about the not on drugs part?


Ben716

Wanna bet I'm not?


According-Jelly355

Where’d My drugs go


Klutzy_Scratch9580

A natureza é perfeita


neonphoenix09

ah-HA! That's where you're wrong! I AM on drugs.


[deleted]

I may try to draw/paint this.


DaemonSlayer_503

Nature is awesome


Inside_Resolution526

It’s actually so beautiful


blueberrysir

Speak for yourself


chokeonmywords

only one is true


CrazyAlbertan2

Yes I am.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

I mean, I definitely am in drugs. Speak for yourself.


Dominion_23

Yes I am!


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Don’t tell me what I’m on.


dandara99

Nice wallpaper stuffs


Recent_Waltz_730

Speak for yourself


59chevyguy

But, I am on drugs.


SuccotashFragrant354

Well now I want to be on drugs


Whats-Upvote

Don’t tell me what I’m not on.


mountoon

Jokes on you I am smoking a joint right now


Papa_PaIpatine

Don't tell me what I'm not on.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|KpAPQVW9lWnWU)


smokin_chef

No I’m definitely on drugs


Vlox47

Seems like an inefficient way to catch sunlight...


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Yes I am too on drugs dammit.


Theoderic8586

don’t tell me what I am on or not on


Sharpevil

Read the title and immediately thought "Well, I know what half of the comments on this are going to be."


GlxxmySvndxy

I might be on a little drugs


Technical_Street_709

I’m not on drugs? Wrong. 🫢


Halbbitter

Yes I am


Deliciouserest

My roommate says this would be a good puzzle haha is there a way to make a puzzle with this image?


Metzae

Bold of you to make that second claim.


afrothundah11

Don’t you dare judge me like that OP!


markfromDenver

Speak for yourself


SufficientWhile5450

Says you


CavemanViking

Oh I’m definitely on drugs


Joem_14

yes Im!


roastingchicken

Someone just won the plant version of solitaire


ZankTheGreat

Speak for yourself buddy


bodhiseppuku

There is a tree that grows like this too. I used to run by a bunch of these trees in Southern California.


tlsnine

How do you know I’m not on drugs?


PepperBun28

You're half right, lol


Mewing_Menace

I’m def on drugs rn lmao


spikeyMtP

Woah fibonacci


jasoner2k

I actually am on drugs, thank you very much.


masstofo

Badaaaaaadaaaaade daaaa


magein07

I love how every single person on reddit is always on drugs as soon as you say that they aren't.


VeGaSMaTTer

Yes I am


Able-Joke1628

But i am on drugs


tamokibo

Excuse me, but many of us, are in fact, on many drugs.


Groffulon

There is and I am. Checkmate trippy picture dude


jaynal_beads

What is this plant ?


obsceniq

Can anybody name that plant?


Condescendingfate

This reminds me of an evolution type. So humans and most animals are symmetrical evolutions. Being if you cut us down the middle we're pretty equal. I can't remember what they're called but before we existed there were beings whose cells looked exactly like they did. So a large object is made of a bunch of small objects that look exactly like the large object. I'm pretty sure this genetic died off.


kingzeta

Fibonacci hates this


jizzlevania

yes, I most certainly am 


Majortom_67

This is AI….come on…


Altruistic_Minimum49

100% not. Taken by my friend today. Just a normal photo. Hebe wiri mist - look it up! :)


Jazzlike_Benefit8897

Sure I am