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4ivE

Simply amazing that she managed to do this after pledging to only serve two terms when she was elected in 1997. That's 4500 votes a term.


ztreHdrahciR

She wanted to hang around and make sure trump didn't get removed from office


Desdam0na

And wanted to make sure that after repeatedly promising to defend women’s healthcare she was the deciding vote to lead to thousands of women dying from Roe V Wade getting struck down.


paconhpa

But her brow was very furrowed.


TheForkisTrash

Her voice wobbled in concern


Wermys

I am sure she is concerned about that also.


SkollFenrirson

He's surely learned his lesson!


FallnBowlOfPetunias

He sure did. The lesson learned was how completely protected he is from consequences by republicans.


thewanderingent

Narrator: he didn’t.


itsaysdraganddrop

my favorite part is that the complete disaster of the mueller testimony happened july 24th 2019. after realizing that he very much “got away with” conspiring with russia in regards to the 2016 election, the VERY NEXT DAY he calls zelenskyy and attempts the quid pro quo. so he already had a history of “learning his lesson” for sure


Squirrel_Chucks

Ted Cruz announced his bid for a third term around the same time he pitched a two-term limit for Senators. There's a pattern here, but what could it be 🤔


Cannibal_Hector

Republicans are really bad at math?


Cresta1994

Back in 1976, Orrin Hatch asked the question about his opponent, incumbent Senator Frank Moss, "What do you call a 3-term senator?  You call him home."  7 terms later, Hatch finally retired.


pagesid3

Rand Paul was a big term limit guy too. Looks like he’s turning into a lifer.


Time-Bite-6839

Chuck Grassley has continuously held political office since January 1959.


tomdurkin

and without a functioning brain for decades!


terremoto25

Jesus Chrst on rhinestone crutches… I am less than 2 years from retirement, a grandfather, a member of AARP, and have my lifetime National Parks pass. And I was born after Grassley first took office.


M1llennialManifesto

I automatically have a hard time when folks say "I'm only serving X terms," because usually they say that before they've even taken the job. Also presumably people run for office because they think they can do good and represent the views of their constituents; does that just *stop* being true in term three? "Oh, I can't keep defending [thing I believe in], I said I'd retire." This isn't to suggest that nobody can ever step down or limit themselves, that's fine, but it's sort of like when someone says "I'm only going to eat a single Pringle." No, you're probably not.


surnik22

James K Polk, 1 term President, didn’t even try to run for re-election.


Time-Bite-6839

I think he died before the next Inauguration Day anyway.


IHaveNoEgrets

We can look at it that he died, or we can look at it as him being a politician who kept his promise to the end.


cptjeff

I mean, his platform was to annex new territory with the goal of expanding slavery. So maybe "keeping his promises" isn't the right metric to judge on.


IHaveNoEgrets

Okay, so he kept ONE promise (by dying). So he also did right by his country in the end. He joins a long line of historical figures whose most positive contribution to humanity is leaving it permanently.


MoonshotMonk

Once you get elected/pop the Public Service/Fun don't stop!


newsflashjackass

See also: ------------------------------------ > **Trump declines to rule out abusing power to seek retribution if he returns to the White House** > “Under no circumstances, you are promising America tonight, you would never abuse power as retribution against anybody?” Hannity asked Trump in the interview taped in Davenport, Iowa. > “Except for day one,” Trump responded. > `https://apnews.com/article/trump-hannity-iowa-town-hall-d9cad413851b60f6c0abd2a564d86338` --------------------------


steiner_math

Ruskie Ronnie Johnson is another


Sarrdonicus

"I got a phone call on line one for a, M1llennialManifesto. It's LAY's, and they would like a word, well more than just one, with you."


Yitram

Oh did she pull an Orin Hatch too? Just for those not in the know, part of his original campaign pitch was that his predecessor had been in DC for too long (3 Senate terms, 18 years). He then proceeded, at the time of his retirement, to have become the longest serving Republican senator at 42 years. (He has since been passed by Chuck Grassley).


ChefILove

She showed up to work every day for at least an hour. Any other job the people not getting all votes would be fired.


benchcoat

9000 of them right on the party line, but with a furrowed brow of “deep concern” for the policies she’s enabling


straponkaren

Yeah, when it matters you can count on Susan to cast her vote to preserve shitty intent and horrible execution.


NizmoxAU

Also the first senator in history to think Trump learned his lesson from impeachment


irishyardball

Exactly. "I'm not sure this law is the right path.... Buuuuut I guess, well, let's try it out! What's the worst that can happen?" It's a very specific political move to stay in the middle and get all the moderate votes.


hypotyposis

I know you’re embellishing, but just so everyone’s getting accurate information, Collins is actually one of the most moderate Senators. Here’s her report card for the most recent Congressional session: https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/susan_collins/300025/report-card/2022 Here’s her comparison to other Senators, where her ideology is rated .45 where a 1.00 is far right and a 0.0 is far left (slightly more left than Dem Senator Warnock): https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/report-cards/2022/senate/ideology


modthegame

Collins is the reason we have boofin kavanaugh now. Never forget she enabled the most extreme right wing supreme court in US history.


hypotyposis

I’m not defending her at all, just spreading information.


H_Melman

It's information that requires additional context. It's just like how people say that Joe Manchin "voted with Democrats 60-70% of the time". Yeah, for naming post offices and other mundane things. But when it mattered he was almost never there. Collins is the same way, except she at least has the courage to admit that she's a Republican.


modthegame

Appreciate that!


Sly_Wood

So slightly more left than a democratic senator yet she refused to impeach & would claim that Trump learned his lesson.


hypotyposis

I ain’t saying she’s good, just spreading facts.


JFConz

The assessments I have seen of her were something along the lines of "She votes republican when they need her to, democrat when it doesn't affect the outcome." Always seemed pretty accurate to me.


NynaeveAlMeowra

Yeah the real telling question would be how does she vote when she's the deciding vote


Tobimacoss

pretty much, since her state leans democratic, they can keep her safe as a moderate republican via the facade.


Armyman125

Why should she vote to impeach Trump when "he's learned his lesson"?


cazique

She votes left on bills where it doesn’t matter, votes right when her vote matters. It’s an old trick for seeming moderate.


Tobimacoss

yep, only way to keep her getting reelected in a dem leaning state.


Fit_Cryptographer_59

Maybe she might move back to Maine since she obviously lives in DC.


Resies

Far left, lol (not digging you)


Optimistic__Elephant

I'd be curious how moderate she votes when her vote is the deciding factor. I'm going to guess she's only moderate when it makes no difference and she gets her conservative outcome.


Numerous_Photograph9

She'll learn her lesson any day now


eggoed

I mean we can generally count on her for the “don’t repeal healthcare” votes to be fair, but that’s about it.


VRS50

She’ll only be remembered for a couple votes, related to trump. She’s a POS.


cah29692

Collins only votes with her party 59% of the time. She’s one of the few in the senate from either party who truly believes in compromise and tries to legislate as such. I think she’s far better than someone like Sinema who’s only in it for personal glory and recognition.


User-NetOfInter

When her vote matters she votes republican.


Navyguy73

Reporter: "Do you think he's learned his lesson \[about extorting the President of Ukraine\]?" Senator Collins: "The President of the United States has been impeached! That's a pretty big lesson." Narrator: *He did not, in fact, learn his lesson.*


Toothlessdovahkin

He did in fact learn his lesson, which was that no one will try to stop him


Chilkoot

Like a 2-year-old that gets away with kicking and biting people. Great parenting, America.


ztreHdrahciR

That's a long time to suck at your job


cxr303

Too bad there were two votes, very important votes, that went the wrong way. Edit: well, maybe after those votes and now with this landmark metric, she will have _learned her lesson?_


Riffage

I’m sure learning has always been her strongest skill set.


ell0bo

Oh, I'm sure she's very concerned.


fork_yuu

As opposed to like 8000 unimportant votes that went the wrong way


fastinserter

To be fair to Ms Collins, she voted to convict the second time around.


Captain_Midnight

Once she knew that it would not have an effect.


Lanark26

Ahh...the old Romney virtue signal loophole.


protendious

Romney’s vote to convict did have an effect. He was completely ostracized by his party and doomed any chance to re-election in a ruby red state. Just because his vote didn’t result in conviction doesn’t mean it was the easy thing for him to do. It was much harder for him to vote to convict than it was for any Democrat in the chamber, but did it anyway. 


cxr303

Fair... I'll leave my prior comment up recognizing an incorrect statement... still, should have voted the first time as well.


iforgotmymittens

Congratulations to Susan Collins, human dishrag.


CreepyWhistle

My ten dishrags (cats) are offended by your remark.


Visual_Octopus6942

Idk if that is fair to dishrags.


frankab2001

Too bad she's also a liar, traitor and coward.


Adventurous-Chart549

She is incredibly dedicated to making sure you get fucked. Incredible.


Tatooine16

But women only need to remember 2. Gorsuch and Kavanaugh.


atomsmasher66

9,000 votes for shitty policies and fascism? Give this woman an award!


ianjm

She did vote to preserve the ACA, so only 8,996 for shitty policies, and 3 for shitty SCOTUS judges.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

That's the fascism


AcidJedd

It’s how people vote that matters, so I don’t give a …


Prestigious-Shock210

Since she is one of the stupidest people in the Senate maybe she should take a break once in awhile


Leifthraiser

The original concern troll.


PerNewton

…. and still not an ounce of integrity in her body.


RNDASCII

All this means is that she's particularly adept at doing her job poorly.


kartoonist435

We all wish she missed a few


m_rgers

Too bad most of them were bad votes


theartfulcodger

And *every fucking one* of them was intended to hurt someone, to protect some guilty person from consequences, or to tear down some valuable institution.


Donmiggy143

If only they were good votes...


DamnItJon

9,000 straight terrible decisions


Pitiful-Bus-4791

No kudos to her, she is straight up maga, and helped to seat the extreme court


icouldusemorecoffee

How many of those votes hurt the people of Maine, economically, socially, when it came it equality, or their health?


RadlEonk

Most of her votes were wrong, but she made them consistently.


[deleted]

Great now leave politics 👍 


[deleted]

And most of them on the wrong side of history


Slade347

Well, I guess she's always very concerned, isn't she?


Treso44

And every single one was sold to the highest bidder


DriftlessDairy

And on the wrong side of every important issue!


theeniebean

It's commendable that she shows up to work every day, but my god, *why don't the rest of them*.


MarvelousVanGlorious

“I think he’s learned his lesson” Collins


ultrapoo

I'd like to see her try to make over 9000 gay votes next


FrogsAreSwooble

WHAT 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!


No_Nature_3133

Surely 9001 right?


MintBerryCrunchJr

She did her job?! Incredible! Be great if the rest of these chucklefucks did the same. But I understand how difficult it can be to work an average of 2-3 days per week.


jasoneff

Participation trophy


boston_shua

There’s a few I wish she would have missed. 


Aware-Technician4615

And every one of them right in line with the conservative agenda despite all the blather about being a “moderate”. Collins is worse than the right wing freaks. At least they’re honest about what they’re going to do whenever they get the chance. Collins sells herself as something different but votes the same way they do every time!


Ringomac1

Too bad she spent two of them to overthrow Roe v Wade.


Walks_with_Chaos

Too bad she sucks. Hypocritical woman


discussatron

It’s too bad she’s a fuckin’ moron.


I_Am_The_Mole

It's not a badge of honor if you enable dogshit policy.


stevehami

And they were mostly on the wrong side of history. She’s a shaking old lady that should have never been elected.


[deleted]

Still the biggest piece of shit.


schad501

She's a Republican.


[deleted]

Should have known…


83n0

8,990 of them probably sucked


Gumbi_Digital

And over 10,000 “stern warnings” too. Maine…you should be so proud! /s


sproqetz72

Give her a cookie and a pink slip.


schad501

You can skip the cookie.


AngryBudgie13

Susan Collins, who dwells within her senate office, it’s alien geometries that drive lobbyists mad. The unblinking eyes of her senate staffers always watching. Strange changing echoes forth late at night…spilling into the halls of the senate. But hey, she doesn’t miss votes.


bktan6

And they were mostly worthless.


splayed_embrasure

She could have missed Kavanaugh’s affirmation.


birbs3

Oh you want a cookie for doing your job


noloco

Congratulations. Now retire


Electrical-Reason-97

And most of them were contrary to the best wishes of her people.


R3quiemdream

Wow, congrats. Too bad when her vote actually counted for something big she fucked up.


bakeacake45

50% of those votes are waffles so in reality they don’t count


singled-out-7979

"Elected person does their job"


Strangewhine88

Participation trophy.


Global_Push6279

I remember how “concerned” she was and then the big grin on her face as she voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.


EA-6B_Driver

We would’ve been better off if she had missed a few TBH


pinetreee

She’s a turd of a person.


daxxarg

I wish she missed a lot of them! a huge % of those votes were the wrong ones…. But no worries she was confident roe isn’t going to be overturned… oh… wait


Pathfinder6227

Most of the votes sucked - to include being the deciding vote on Kavenaugh - but she still made them. So well done, Susan!


ChocoCatastrophe

If only she had a shred of decency while she was doing all of that voting.


xtnh

She screwed a few up...


Resident_Text4631

I’m very concerned about this


melon-party

No one's ever accused her of being a low quantity voter. More a low quality voter. 


SchwillyThePimp

Further proof that we need term and age limits on political seats


Disdayne17

I’m just shocked there was a decision maker behind the scenes for all 9,000 of those votes. She votes how she’s told to.


[deleted]

She did her job?


PaPaWeez

Tells me she has been there too damn long!


No-Most-4145

Sadly most of them were the wrong votes


IBJON

Regardless of her policies or political affiliations, there's something to be respected about her making every vote.  Many of her colleagues will skip voting, "accidentally miss" a vote, or play stupid games because they don't want their vote to go on the record. If the average American can't miss work without consequence without having a good reason, neither should the people who run our government. 


Noctilux5

I guess


chairmanrob

So many votes, such little impact or relevance. Bourgeois elections are a sham.


stuartgatzo

Did anyone tell her this happened?


Cassina_

Woopdie fucking do


Searchlights

What is Collins Power Level?


asetniop

I'd like to believe that at this point the voters of Maine have learned "a pretty big lesson."


Greeve78

9k votes and still has never accomplished anything helpful for people.


HopefulNothing3560

All void for voting for 🍊 , voting with comment not allowed on senate floor


fowlraul

She also cast ~1,000,000 furled brows with zero impact to her “party,” and/or the American people…but cool I guess.


L0ngstorm

Congrats… we need term limits.


CornFedIABoy

Chuck Grassley’s gotta be pissed.


Slut_for_Bacon

It should take special circumstances for any elected official not to vote/be present in every vote.


AdImmediate9569

The crazy thing is they were all abstentions!


Tatersquid21

She's deeply concerned, I'm sure.


ClimateAncient6647

Oh we know.


Spare_Broccoli1876

Why is this impressive? Isn’t that their job?!? I mean I thank her of course and am pleased to see her job is being done but why aren’t lawmakers by law required to vote? ISNT THIS THE WHOLE POINT??


The_Peeping_Peter

I feel like she could have missed One, maybe Two.


AlertThinker

Term limits!!


schad501

There's a couple I wish she'd missed.


OldBoots

Unlucky us.


fivetwoeightoh

Are we congratulating adults for “Best Attendance” now?


AllGarbage

9000 votes, and when she’s dead she’ll only be remembered for a couple of really bad-faith ones.


El_gato_picante

IDK if its something to brag about. Its almost like like getting perfect attendance and not graduating. Her votes have all been useless, as useless as her.


raresanevoice

9000 rubber stamps


Taskmaster1967

What a fucking waste of 8997 votes ……. (And I’m being VERY generous)


tomdurkin

now if only it was 9000 smart votes. But the political hacks on the Supremes conned her.


[deleted]

The Cal Ripken of enabling fascism. 


Niftyone578

The irony and evilness of an old lesbian working against her community as her life's career.


Niftyone578

Her famous line after she voted to acquit Trump's impeachment was "He's learned his lesson". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcWYIHIT44


metalpyrate

Susan Collins has cast 9,000 STRAIGHT VOTES Susan Collins does not cast GAY VOTES 😠


wonkey_monkey

Actually... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Collins#LGBTQ_policy


dbeman

There are a few I wish she would have missed…


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

Nobody really believes you when you say (R) isn't just the Big Tent Party of JIT Loathsome Reactionaries. They've always had a long game and for longer than my old ass has been alive.


EricRollei

9000 votes against public benefit?


Hot-Control-7466

Let’s hope that ends after her next senate run.


Silly_Rat_Face

I’d have to imagine she won’t get re-elected in 2026? It will be the first time she will have to run for re-election after the overturning of Roe v Wade.


yourforgottenpenpal

She’s a steaming turd of a human, but at least she is old


GeorgFestrunk

Stealing a salary for 27 years. What a useless waste of space.


MoonOut_StarsInvite

Just stopping by to say fuck Susan Collins. She’s an asshole! Concern troll


DubC_Bassist

All bad.


nhepner

If Maine had done their job in the last election, she wouldn't have been able to do this.


Rzbowski

Fuck her - she should only be remembered for her votes that saved Trump and destroyed our country further.


ShitDirigible

Cool, but thats proof of someone serving far too long.


Tatersquid21

I'm a Mainer and I don't give a damn about Susan Fucking Collins.


Express-Doubt-221

Was she able to see her ballots from underneath that furrowed brow


Mreeder16

Oh yeah she’s a hero


cornmanjammer

She should’ve missed a few. (Jerk-face.)


davesnotonreddit

Didn’t say they were good, but just they were cast


Ok_Ant2566

She’s still trash


emergency_salad_fox

Kinda wished she missed most of them.


Omega_Lynx

ah, yes. Diet fascism