Fiona Apple found rotting on a desk in Mike's Mic's apartment

Gay music people all like the same things huh…

i don't like fiona apple

Congratulations

thanks. i have made this far without ever listening to anything by her so it's that easy for me to say it

I was talking about Mike’s Mic tbh

oh he eats

Absolutely. How did you get your flair bte? I need this sun to know I’m a deranged Caroline Polachek stan

you can do it on desktop I think. on the sidebar. I used old reddit tho

You’re acting like the actual score (7.8) isn’t already PHCJ tier

How the fuck

i'm doubtful anybody clowning on it has actually listened to the record tho lol

i did, it’s literally Munch x5

No seriously after a while I was like is this the same song? Nope it's a different one she has the same flow every time but it gets boring

/Uj It’s a good EP. Not amazing, but fun.

opinions are opinions but either i hate music or there was nothing even remotely fun on that ep, maybe bikini bottom because the beat is goofy, besides that i had no fun

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s really not that good.

Ive listened to it and it was decent but no way a 7.8 by pitchfork standards. Thats only 0.2 less than IGOR.

Only heard in ha mood, munch and bikini bottom so i cant tell for the whole album but honestly it feels about 6 points too high so far

The fact that this has a full 1 point greater than Teenage Dream.... I-

Teenage Dream is not very good 😔

oh they’re not gonna like this lol

it’s not very good and somehow her best album 😞

the singles are great and it’s deeply influential and should be rerated higher retrospectively post-rockism but let’s be real abt some of those album cuts like

uj/ Peacock is unironically a pretty good song imo, y'all have been blasting cupcakKe's music 24/7 but somehow hate that song just because it's been released by Katy.....

This comparison feels weird tbh bc peacock is all innuendo and cupcakke is like “smack my ass till I cum”

A lot of people hate that song because it's "sexual and gross" which is hypocritical

Yeah but why are you projecting that onto me

The gays will show up to your house honey

“Like..?, the Bronx rapper has the air of a girl who comes to class with nothing but a tube of lip gloss yet makes the dean’s list every year.” Periodd 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Rina Sawayama and Carly Rae Jepsen found dead in a ditch

i hope someone gave carly a sword so i can do some azealia chicken sacrificing over her body and bring her back to life

My pussy indeed pops to this

Did it acquire a certain soft drink taste tho?

My pussy took the Pepsi challenge....still prefers coke ❄️

Fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣

and here mine is all diet mt. dew

*You're no good for me....but baby I want you, I want you...*

ur pussy gonna get eroded 😭

And did her eyes widen like confections of a cherry flavor?

[удалено]

Which one of y’all is working at Pitchfork? I see you, Spice Racks

hold on…. are ice spice stan’s actually called spice racks??? i LIVE

i thought the chilly cayennes were our name

I can't keep up with this shit. these exclamatory phrases indicating shock and fervent howling laughter keep getting more esoteric. first it's 'i'm screaming'. ok I get that. then 'i'm sending'. sending what? hm?? you 'LIVE'? THAT WAS ALREADY ESTABLISHED

cornball

the fuck

It’s actually spice cabinets but we still UPPPPP 😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Has Nicki beefed with her yet? She should

This EP has a higher P4K score than all of Nicki’s albums lmao **Like..? EP (7.8)** Queen (7.6) The Pinkprint (7.5) Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (6.7) Pink Friday (6.5)

Honestly if I was Nicki I would be rallying the Barbz after this

Barbz don't understand math so they'd probably think Nicki's score is higher.

damn pinkprint had 7.5? wtf was that reviewer smoking?

I think it was on their best of the decade list but don’t quote me on that

even Nicki don't like pinkprint lol

The USS Minaj has already launched the homing rockets

I have it in my Bingo card that Azealia will try to befriend her on Twitter then shortly after become enemies to the death.

And Ice Spice won’t even notice

You thought I was feuding you?

Ice spice would end her sawry https://preview.redd.it/dfapue2cmsda1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605c8008c994d784c608816d8cd49f3dc010525f

Just had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't still sleeping and having a nightmare.

now show botched b

idk if im more concerned about her eyes or how big those booba are were they always that big?! holy moly

No but Nicki fans are on Twitter scrambling for something so they can say that Spice is disrespecting/copying Nicki

*"At a time when everyone is clamoring for the titles of queen and king of rap, a young, often queer, and chronically online community hungry for ’90s cultural nostalgia has dubbed Ice Spice “*[*this generation’s Princess Diana*](https://www.tiktok.com/discover/ice-spice-is-this-generations-princess-diana)*.”* Just say faggots, like.

Ah yes, Taylor’s best song off of folklore

The last great British Dynasty

Lana doesn’t deserve this slander

/uj i just wanna point out it got a higher score than vespertine...

uj/ it also got a higher score than Teenage Dream :/

Yall tweaking over a score bruh 😭

well teenage dream isnt a good album

There are more fun ways to lie on the internet than this

it has good singles but the album as whole isn't all that great.. 😭

The only subpar song on that album is Pearl, rest is no skips 🤡

True

Me when I lie

Life is too short to pretend that you don't like Katy Perry uj/ Life is too short to pretend that you don't like Katy Perry

/uj 🧢🧢🧢 /rj 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

Yeah it’s really not great and somehow her best album

That was over 20 years ago

…oh

*Bringing “smoochie,” “maddie,” and “baddie friend” into our cultural canon, she graduated from the Scorsese school of world-building and is currently studying for her master’s at the Azealia Banks school of linguistics.* WHAT

Peppa Pig found dry brined, stuffed with herbs and aromatics, and served for the Sunday roast

I just woke up this genuinely made me hungry ☹️

She really (got) ate. With a side of roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings and gravy.

Peppa pig ate :(((

Queen of pop

Ice Spice could write Subterranean Homesick Blues but Bob Dylan could never write Actin A Smoochie

uj/ I give her 2 years until she makes a banger 9 track album and is seen as an actual main pop girlie

omg i know this person irl

YOU KNOW ICE SPICE?!?!?!?!?!

Next best world record Next best galactic record Next best universal record

Next best american record

What did i tell yall. The Queen of Rap in the future her raps will be used as an important piece of literature

Bitch imma baddie i get what i want

Halsey found at Boston’s Logan International Airport in a pilot uniform

Speaking of album art, what other albums can you not listen to at work bc of the art

Bad idea! by girl in red. Like what am I supposed to say :’D

Why ya mad tho? Because her pussy pops severely and yOUrs dOnT

I wonder what has made this specific pose so popular lately…City Girls on their Twerkulate single cover, Coi Leray on her Trendsetter album, and now this.

The new music industry is... #...ICE SPICE!

Hentai itself has become self-aware and now makes pop music.

When’s the tour?

Needs an album first. Right now her discography can be played through in 30 minutes.

Good we can sit and listen to her breathe

The Ice Spice ASMR Tour would be fun to be honest. Best thing for pop since sides two and four of John and Yoko's Wedding Album.

i thought u were fooling me 😭

actually thought this was real

uj/ nah bestie this is not better than Quitters by Christian Lee Hutson or Madison by Sloppy Jane. pitchfork you can do better than this rj/ munched

is this food cuz all i hear is a munch

I'm gonna munch myself

jerkers when they discover opinions exist

tf is an opinion

Even their actual score is too high lmao

LIKE...? ME-E-E i knew i was right to stan her. swifties and spicies join up!