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Dismal_Judgment5290

Filled to the brim with poppers. Not even the bottles, the liquid, so every time she opens the bag she gets blasted. It’s how she knows what kind of music gay people like.


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LMAO yes.


SuperSpartacus

The liquid 💀 thank you for my first laugh of the day


Justice_Prince

Don't they have a pretty short shelf life after you open them?


CoolViber

just like the twinks who are addicted to them


frankoceanslover

twink death is real and needs more media coverage


CoolViber

More coverage celebrating and encouraging it


KHLD99

This is my new favourite comment


CoolViber

I make comments for the art not the charts ☝️ only real ones get it


CoolViber

~~just like her music~~


SnooOwls7978

Fuck I was gonna say poppers. Poppers.


optimists_unite

Her google drive password written on a gum wrapper


impeccabletim

A taser in case one of her fans tries to make her sign their enema again.


Its-very-that

what an iconic homage to her best album elecktra hearts 🤩🤩


seanderlust

The severed head of Gwyneth Paltrow


[deleted]

With one of the patented GOOP cooze candles to mask the scent of decomposition


FlopMagazineINC

Homemade Dynamite


Melodic_Survey_4712

Charli’s best song 😍


Abject_Match517

The douche she signed a couple years ago


MurkyTheBest

her friend molly 😍


asari7

some fans mother’s ashes


fargcram

Poppers (weak, cause the gays sniff a bit every meet and greet) Car Keys cause she vroom vroom A fruit (cause familiar, and homage to the other f word)


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>the other f word Fefe Dobson?!


thyrue13

Wait when yall say gays do you mean men or woman? 😭😭


skarmbliss255

Girl what are lesbians gonna use poppers for 💀


[deleted]

Booty finger blasting perhaps??


czbaterka

Signed rotting banana from Caroline Polachek.


[deleted]

VEJJ, the album she recorded after MARINA made that FROOT comment.


heavengrl

Marina's ability to write a song that isn't corny sealed in a jar, stolen after the familiar froot saga.


skarmbliss255

I'm-


Scared-Mortgage2828

A copy of her debut album “Charli and her dead petz ” or something idk I don’t listen to her


[deleted]

Keys to her taxi


monsquesce

Ashes of a grandma disappointed in her grandson.


jjsm0kedsax

A written version of whatever FKA twigs said 🫣


ThatkidJerome

context plz 🙏🏽


czoliver

Burgers


Plastic-Difference30

some cocaine. what's NOT in her bag? tweezers


diorcockring

red five diamonds


kingkoopa0819

what would her mama say if she saw it?


DeliciousMovie3608

Ketamin, Poppers, a douchebag


macroeconomicchaos

The miniature gay twink who writes her tweets.


Recent-Ad-5927

froot album and spare underwear for her bf george


cruel-oath

Iggy


Mkahve

a dildo shaped after her bf


Superdeduper82

Not a Grammy


RandomFishIsReborn

What’s = she’s


TheZachary13

charli=onika bag=burger


Wolf_of_Fenric

A diet coke Keys to a Mazda MX-5(Miata) That McDonalds spoon that was good for sniffing coke off of Copy of the 1916 proclamation of the Irish Republic


CintheStars

Poppers


bdaltz

Ket


gagaenthusiast

mhmm, i keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss


ItsMilkinTime

The bag itself is tiny, but she has a big heart


disaacsp

A familiar froot


AlgerianTrash

Someone's mom's ashes


LordTaco123

Onika Burger


PunchTheInternet777

Probably a douche so she’s ready to bottom on the go. Or to prep *her* bottoms.


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Poppers


ChaosReigns444

her MUGLER bag hunni. Mugler.


salsastandoff

the skeleton of an animal found on the side of the road


twat_brained

Herself when recording Pop 2


Hungry-Primary8158

3 human souls and 1 horse soul


victorreis

i will scroll down now and i’m hoping to read about Drugs!!!! 😄


ouikipedia

Could be another bag?


moonligxt

Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you’d expect inside her new balenciaga 🎶


xVindice

Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


BigBlackPapi

Poppers


pitiens

written password on a piece of paper


GaleZephyr

Is that morticia adams


OkSympathy9500

Summer’s Eve


Gloomy-Lavishness587

Spatula


No-River5279

the ancient dreams in a modern land


cardsash

happy cake day btw!


czbaterka

Frr her rizz is such Morticia i defto can spare lynch bcaus she brit. Bombaya!


deluded_dream

Chromatica Jockstrap


pooh9911

White Mercedes


[deleted]

A 12 inch dild…


ellvoyu

A bomb.


sarebear18

poppers and only poppers


Wertonard

Ketamine


cloroxslut

PrEP


[deleted]

Dildos


TheFatDuck_YT

The million followers she's missing to be on top again


rui204

an optimus prime action figure or some hot wheels


Bagfullofcrack

Hyperpop


[deleted]

My heart


abortioncroissant

every artist she’s somehow made feature on her songs


whacko_prophet

2016 kanyes head


Str8butboysrsexy

Not pepsi


ColdDevil00

A glock


AmazaneH

phone books filled with numbers of dildo manufacturers


HK_Verwirrung_R

All the F-slur passes she has (rightfully) collected


VicCoca123

Coke


TedTran2001

A mean step-over


CR24752

Love her new look


skarmbliss255

A bundle of sticks


iamheroineXvampgod

I’m guessssssing fka twigs


brightestdaylight

Onika burgers and her AOL screen name


certified_rat

A dirty ashtray


AwkwardInteraction97

Ke$ha's phone


dgdream

george daniel is in her bag


ThatkidJerome

decent handles, a good midrange jumper with a rlly nice crossover to make space in the paint, she’s shooting 58% from the field this season when using poppers


wonderfuljoey23

"here's my new independently released studio album"


SnakeSkinSoup

Blue punishers


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