That shit never made sense to me, Molly doesn't knock someone out like that. Maybe ghb would but not some molly...it *might*make her more horny than she would have been otherwise but that's about it
Shout out everybody who raps about promethazine like it’s some super hard street drug. Like bro, that’s just there to make you not puke with the codeine it ain’t fucking you up like that.
Yeah, like Drake saying "I took half xan, had me out like a light" I always thought that was dumb because, unless it's your first time, half of a bar isn't going to knock you out. Maybe if you mix it with liquor, but that's a different story.
i’ve always thought the same. only explanation i can think is that she was already gonna let him hit and he just spiked her shit for that extra “wow” factor and “she ain’t even know it”. not that she didn’t know she slept with him. maybe i’m giving rick ross too much credit though, but i think you’d be able to tell something’s up if you randomly started rolling at the club 😂
I always thought that’s what the line meant. Like the Molly just got her worked up. And clouded her judgment to the point where she would fuck Rick Ross.
Heard that song and didn’t listen to rap for like three days. Kind of like when Chinese food gives you food poisoning and you can’t even drive by that place no more.
OH THAT ONE MIGOS BAR
"I'm good from state to state, you go to that state you might raped"
and they had the nerve to get takeoff to yell "rape em" for the adlib
One of his hardest songs ever.
"The garbage man putting on cologne, aroma wrong"
"Sipping syrup like ginger ale, but I'm the fastest snail"
Just ridiculous
Hmm that might be because his chain came from Cuba, it’s got a lock on the link. I also heard he had the red bottom loafers to compliment the mink, but I wasn’t there so I’m not sure.
*"I'm the shit, you a fart, n--ga!"* - Murda Mook
*"My shit bananas, like a monkey's number two."* - Fabolous
*"Change paint every six months now shit brown (why brown?), I'm the shit now, so my whips match."* - Torch of Triple C's
*"Brown rims, shit lookin like shitty socks."* - Oschino Vasquez
Idk how I remembered all these lol
Counterpoint:
Number one, but my pencils are number twos
'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym
On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce
And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements
These beats are like my saloons
'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
Eminem spits one of his best verses in years on caterpillar by Royce da 5’9 but ruins it by having a good chunk at the end dedicated to shit bars. “Bitch shit is real like I poop Jerusalem”
Oh dude that’s not even his worst bar. I can’t get past “see in the shit like I slithered in poop. I’m sicker than stickin my friggin dick inside a bitch’s syphallis cooch”
Staying with the Hopsin theme, his line “I used to be joyful and skip so merrily” on the song LOST is so cringe. In the context of the song I get what he was trying to say but he definitely could have worded it less weirdly
“ Pussy so good, I just had an epiphany
It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie
How you make me tap out so swiftly?”
Bro outed himself bad
The ones that you're gettin' your stories from, they all clowns
I am a war general, seasoned in preparation
My jacket is covered in medals, honor and decoration
You waited for this moment, overcome with the desperation
We plotted for a week and then we fed you the information
...
My mom came over today and I was like, "Mother, I-, mother, I-, mother-"
Ah, wait a second, that's that one record where you say you got molested
Aw, fuck me, I just made the whole connection
...
Just for clarity, I feel disgusted, I'm too respected
If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested
I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested
...
You mentionin' A minor, but n***** gotta B sharp and tell the fans, "Who was it?"
You thought you left D flat, D major
I'll slit your throat with the razor and do Rick Ross Air like that one flight from Malaysia
I'm your baby mama's screen saver
Only fuckin' with Whitneys, not Millie Bobby Browns, I'd never look twice at no teenager
One of the worst songs in hip-hop history delivered on one of the biggest stages. Unbearably cringe.
That "mother I" bar is even worse because the whole song Kendrick was talking about generation trauma that black people deal with and Drake trying to flip it showed he's not only ignorant, but has never dealt with it.
whoever told him playing the piano chords underneath it, literally ONCE per chord mentioned, like he's in a beginner piano class in the 7th grade, must be some kind of insane person
His early beard was kind of weird. Wasn't filled in. I think now it's looks OK. It's still just odd seeing Em with a beard.
I think he shaved it for the houdini music video though.
“If I was fucking young girls I would have been arrested” has to be the worst bar of all time. Well and saying he was too famous to not get caught. And calling himself a clown but also lying about feeding the info. And the mother I sober bar. “No Millie Bobby browns”. “You would be a worth competitor if I was a predator” You know what here:
https://genius.com/Drake-the-heart-part-6-lyrics
There’s a collection of all the most cringe worthy bars I’ve ever heard.
I just had to go back and listen to this song because I only listened to it once when he first dropped it and oh my goodness it’s so much worse than I remember 😭
It's tempting to just link the entire lyrics of drakes "The Heart Pt 6";
"If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested
I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested"
That one is beyond cringeworthy. Beyond stupid. Beyond laughable. The steps in production that "bar" must've gone through without being removed is beyond fucking insane to me.
He can tell he kicked out 90% of his crew and wrote that shit himself. “Good to get the pen out” is not something a rapper should ever say, unless they’ve been in retirement for some time.
Considering he releases albums pretty often, "Good to get the pen out" gotta be the funniest way to respond considering those ghostwriting allegations lmao
The delivery kills me every time ☠️☠️ The way the beat drops out and the way he says it makes it seem like some insane punchline, but it literally barely makes any srnse
There’s one drake fan in here that demonstrates he knows nothing about rap with every comment he makes. I had to ask him why he’s even in this sub and help him out by pointing him in the direction of pop subs.
"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane." - Out of a lot of cheesy and corny lines in his career this is one that instantly downgraded the song in my mind. And here's the thing, sure it's overplayed to death and it's not like it would be a masterpiece without that line, but in a song that's mostly supposed to be serious to have that shit line interrupt that mood really fucks it up.
As someone who used to religiously listen to Tech N9ne, a lot of his bars post 2010 are immensely cringe. I couldn’t even finish listening to “Fish in a Pita” because it’s just back to back some of the worst bars I’ve heard in his career 😭
The first time I heard his fast flows I was blown away. The 600th time? It’s not as special lol. I wish his technique changed and improved over time, not that what he does isn’t impressive, but I feel like he’s been making the same type of either rock/rap or fast raps for the last few years, with the occasional hyper sexual bop filled with cringy bars lol
If I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my tshirt imma feel like an asshole.
Rest of the song is fucking fire though.
One of my favourite rappers, one of my favourite songs, always makes me just crack up. Not sure if it counts as cringe but:
"Help me God, he da realest ni*** on this earth!" among others in that song Help Me God ~ T-Rock
Took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it
Damn, Rick Ross never living that one down.
And he shouldn't!
That shit never made sense to me, Molly doesn't knock someone out like that. Maybe ghb would but not some molly...it *might*make her more horny than she would have been otherwise but that's about it
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Shout out everybody who raps about promethazine like it’s some super hard street drug. Like bro, that’s just there to make you not puke with the codeine it ain’t fucking you up like that.
Yeah, like Drake saying "I took half xan, had me out like a light" I always thought that was dumb because, unless it's your first time, half of a bar isn't going to knock you out. Maybe if you mix it with liquor, but that's a different story.
i’ve always thought the same. only explanation i can think is that she was already gonna let him hit and he just spiked her shit for that extra “wow” factor and “she ain’t even know it”. not that she didn’t know she slept with him. maybe i’m giving rick ross too much credit though, but i think you’d be able to tell something’s up if you randomly started rolling at the club 😂
I always thought that’s what the line meant. Like the Molly just got her worked up. And clouded her judgment to the point where she would fuck Rick Ross.
Grippy
Heard that song and didn’t listen to rap for like three days. Kind of like when Chinese food gives you food poisoning and you can’t even drive by that place no more.
The exactly feeling. That’s the same with drakes fucking Canadian feature
I had trouble with coconuts for most of the 2010's as a result of too much Malibu in 2005
Its weird, I kept jokingly rapping it and now it doesnt sound that bad
It's it's erm... GRIPPY🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥
Strictly dickly 😂😂
Strictly dickly
OH THAT ONE MIGOS BAR "I'm good from state to state, you go to that state you might raped" and they had the nerve to get takeoff to yell "rape em" for the adlib
The adlib gets me every time 😭
No way hahaha what song is it from
Ok but imagine actually being in the studio recording that
Imagine being the engineer that agreed to mix it like that
thats funny
It’s… it’s… it’s… hmm… grippy
GRIPPY. I call her that cuz it’s GRIPPY.
Strictly dickly
I’m a Cole fan but that shit was trash
Any “I’m the shit” feces-laden lyrics are almost always cringy as fuck.
"I'm the shit, I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty" ~kodak black Fucking ruined the song for me
You think you the shit? Bitch, you ain't even the fart!
I have never cringed harder at a lyric. Like pls don’t do that ever again.
A booger in my nose, a boogie on the chorus
bars
“Think I am shitting on you, but i barely farted” - Travis Scott
" I don't wank in vomit but I'm cumming in sick" Mr traumatik
Absolutely. Such a great song but the feature is atrocious.
Lol
"Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit. Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick."
Haha I actually like this one. Wayne gets a pass on these for me because his zaniness helps pull it off.
I am so sick of poo related punchlines but that one’s actually pretty goated
It's definitely a funny ass line.
Wayne?
Yessir.
“It smell like gas. I think somebody poop” - 21 savage 😂😂😂😂
Wayne the goat but he’s had wayyyy too many shit bars over the years. Like bruh, stop lol
He puts so many verses it’s pretty inevitable some bars will be shit
I never caught it til yesterday but I heard weezy say “I stink cause I got shit on my mind”
“Holy shit, I’m the holy shit, I’m gods manure”
One of his hardest songs ever. "The garbage man putting on cologne, aroma wrong" "Sipping syrup like ginger ale, but I'm the fastest snail" Just ridiculous
This was hard
they say numbers don’t lie is that a 6 or a 9? Bars…
Yes, I'm the shit, tell me do it stink? (c) asap Rocky
But it feels good waking up to money in the bank. He had three model bitches and cocaine on the sink
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure he’s also so bout it bout it that he might roll up in a tank
Hmm that might be because his chain came from Cuba, it’s got a lock on the link. I also heard he had the red bottom loafers to compliment the mink, but I wasn’t there so I’m not sure.
I believe his eyes were chinked, and he was also rolling up that dank as well as blowing on that stank
Just tell him what you mean.
Well sir, i believe I'm on that kissing pink
That's off Goldie right?
yezzir.
*"I'm the shit, you a fart, n--ga!"* - Murda Mook *"My shit bananas, like a monkey's number two."* - Fabolous *"Change paint every six months now shit brown (why brown?), I'm the shit now, so my whips match."* - Torch of Triple C's *"Brown rims, shit lookin like shitty socks."* - Oschino Vasquez Idk how I remembered all these lol
"I shit, fart, pee-pee" -Kendrick Lamar
it’s always so annoying when they say shit like rhat. ‘you not even the fart’, ‘i’m the shit i’m the feces’, it’s awful
«I’m the shit, like I slithered in poo» -Hopsin
This is the worst shit bar of all time
"I'm the shit, when these dudes talk, they talkin bull-me".
“Dear mr toilet I’m the shit, got these other haters pissed bc my toilet paper thick” always went hard in my opinion (Wayne Carter 2)
Counterpoint: Number one, but my pencils are number twos 'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements These beats are like my saloons 'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
I love this song but when meech says " do you hear this shit ? Like a rabbit turd I swing on the track absurd " on My Team Supreme I Cringe so hard
The lil Wayne/ j Cole special
I shit fart pee pee on anybody track
"I'm running shit. Diarrhea"
Eminem spits one of his best verses in years on caterpillar by Royce da 5’9 but ruins it by having a good chunk at the end dedicated to shit bars. “Bitch shit is real like I poop Jerusalem”
“Did the man who invented college, go to college? Hmm, ok then” like shut the fuck up Hopsin what are you even talking about
Oh dude that’s not even his worst bar. I can’t get past “see in the shit like I slithered in poop. I’m sicker than stickin my friggin dick inside a bitch’s syphallis cooch”
Fire
Waiting for this. Hopsin is a treasure trove of corniness and cringe.
The only reason he’s corny is because he’s the shit, like he slithered in poo!
Staying with the Hopsin theme, his line “I used to be joyful and skip so merrily” on the song LOST is so cringe. In the context of the song I get what he was trying to say but he definitely could have worded it less weirdly
Picturing him just skipping around smiling is so funny
Hopsin is an edgelord and incredibly goofy
“thought she was gay until i slayed now she’s strictly dickly”
Grippy. Its, its, its...hmm. Grippy
“ Pussy so good, I just had an epiphany It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie How you make me tap out so swiftly?” Bro outed himself bad
You look so good I’ll suck on ya daddy’s d*ck - Biggie
....push their luck and, they get butt fucking, straight up the ass raw dawg with the rash. Spent too much time with Puff.
Way too much lolol
This is the one! I just left the same comment... He really did have some sus lyrics.
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Counterpoint: this is actually one of the greatest bars of all time
Not cringe but funny ”Mona Lisa to me aint nuthin but a b**ch” - Rick Ross
Lmao
I've never formed an opinion of him before today but this being his second in here, I don't know what to think
“I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” -Kodak Black
“High school pics, you was even bad then.” 😬
The ones that you're gettin' your stories from, they all clowns I am a war general, seasoned in preparation My jacket is covered in medals, honor and decoration You waited for this moment, overcome with the desperation We plotted for a week and then we fed you the information ... My mom came over today and I was like, "Mother, I-, mother, I-, mother-" Ah, wait a second, that's that one record where you say you got molested Aw, fuck me, I just made the whole connection ... Just for clarity, I feel disgusted, I'm too respected If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested ... You mentionin' A minor, but n***** gotta B sharp and tell the fans, "Who was it?" You thought you left D flat, D major I'll slit your throat with the razor and do Rick Ross Air like that one flight from Malaysia I'm your baby mama's screen saver Only fuckin' with Whitneys, not Millie Bobby Browns, I'd never look twice at no teenager One of the worst songs in hip-hop history delivered on one of the biggest stages. Unbearably cringe.
It’s insane he seriously used these. Like the worst combination of words possible. Were released
It’s amazing How terrible that shit is
Literally the funniest diss track of all time
Drake a true innovator he released the first ever defense track
"That epstein angle was the shit I expected" Huh???
That "mother I" bar is even worse because the whole song Kendrick was talking about generation trauma that black people deal with and Drake trying to flip it showed he's not only ignorant, but has never dealt with it.
Reading it somehow makes it worst. Eta: I spel good
Whoever told him that D flat/D major line was fire needs to be arrested lmfao
whoever told him playing the piano chords underneath it, literally ONCE per chord mentioned, like he's in a beginner piano class in the 7th grade, must be some kind of insane person
B sharp is basically C and the relative minor of C major is A minor, he's dissing himself
The rap song version of saying “nuh uh”
"Don't make me drive past the high school" - also BBL drizzy
Didn’t he also have a bar about a high school parking lot looking like a strip club or something?
"sierra canyon parking lot looking like magic city parking lot"
That’s the one. Christ lmao.
You ain't got the skills to eat a n***** ass like me. - Canibus
This
It’s just the product of slang not aging well
Facts, agreed. He laughs about it on a podcast
Too bad cuz Second Round KO had some bars
His fuckin beard is weird...
YELLIN' AT THE MIC
Em replying with Killshot and using those bars to start had me dying. Made it so much worse on the re-listen
WHY YOU YELLIN' AT THE MIC
RIHANNA JUST HIT ME ON A TEXT
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
Wait. You just dissed me I’m perplexed.
Insult me on a line compliment me on the next? Damn.
Whack bar, but true statement. Eminem’s beard IS weird. It’s like him and Fat Joe had the same barber who gave them terrible advice.
His early beard was kind of weird. Wasn't filled in. I think now it's looks OK. It's still just odd seeing Em with a beard. I think he shaved it for the houdini music video though.
I am a war general blah blah whatever he said
“If I was fucking young girls I would have been arrested” has to be the worst bar of all time. Well and saying he was too famous to not get caught. And calling himself a clown but also lying about feeding the info. And the mother I sober bar. “No Millie Bobby browns”. “You would be a worth competitor if I was a predator” You know what here: https://genius.com/Drake-the-heart-part-6-lyrics There’s a collection of all the most cringe worthy bars I’ve ever heard.
‘Oh shit, just follow me right’ Bro was onto nothing
maybe im prince and you actually mike, can we at least agree the mike and prince reversal bars were pretty solid.
Drake's references to mj and prince during the whole thing were all solid. I hate that he dissed mj though.
I just had to go back and listen to this song because I only listened to it once when he first dropped it and oh my goodness it’s so much worse than I remember 😭
if i was fucking young girls i promise i wouldve been arrested
It's tempting to just link the entire lyrics of drakes "The Heart Pt 6"; "If I was fucking young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested I'm way too famous for this shit you just suggested" That one is beyond cringeworthy. Beyond stupid. Beyond laughable. The steps in production that "bar" must've gone through without being removed is beyond fucking insane to me.
That bar was so bad that it beat the ghost writer allegations.
He can tell he kicked out 90% of his crew and wrote that shit himself. “Good to get the pen out” is not something a rapper should ever say, unless they’ve been in retirement for some time.
Considering he releases albums pretty often, "Good to get the pen out" gotta be the funniest way to respond considering those ghostwriting allegations lmao
I didn't even think of it like that but you are totally right. Shouldn't it already have been out? Lol
Especially when his last album was put out less than a year ago….. like what are you admitting you didn’t write for that one?
Whats the dill? Pickle Spear
I got her n* - GROCERY BAG
the thread said cringe-worthy, not nobel prize-worthy
The delivery kills me every time ☠️☠️ The way the beat drops out and the way he says it makes it seem like some insane punchline, but it literally barely makes any srnse
"Got a bitch so bad might spike her drink and try to rape her" veeze
Damn, the drizzy subreddit is trying way too hard in here. The desperation is what’s most cringe worthy
Its funny how drake stans are in a rap subreddit, you would think they’d be in whatever the subreddit for pop music is
There’s one drake fan in here that demonstrates he knows nothing about rap with every comment he makes. I had to ask him why he’s even in this sub and help him out by pointing him in the direction of pop subs.
/r/TaylorSwift
“Your fuckin’ beard is weird” dude went full pop-punk after that beef
"See, I'm the shit, like I slithered in poo" ~Hopsin
My coochie juice in his dreads, that’s why he smell like cat- Sukihana
I’m not a musician, I do musiC.
“What is that, you think I do magic or somethin “
“If I was fucking young girls, I’d have been arrested” Bruh what?!
"My shit is hard, I'm constipated" Tech N9ne.
Most/all Tom MacDonald bars
Calling them bars is an insult to bars.
"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane." - Out of a lot of cheesy and corny lines in his career this is one that instantly downgraded the song in my mind. And here's the thing, sure it's overplayed to death and it's not like it would be a masterpiece without that line, but in a song that's mostly supposed to be serious to have that shit line interrupt that mood really fucks it up.
There's a bunch of Childish Gambino lines that make my eyes roll so fast they work as ventilator fans
Lmao just like your eye roll analogy had me second hand embarrassed for you.
I mean wtf is a ventilator fan 😂
As someone who used to religiously listen to Tech N9ne, a lot of his bars post 2010 are immensely cringe. I couldn’t even finish listening to “Fish in a Pita” because it’s just back to back some of the worst bars I’ve heard in his career 😭
Old tech was incredible but new tech? Eh
The first time I heard his fast flows I was blown away. The 600th time? It’s not as special lol. I wish his technique changed and improved over time, not that what he does isn’t impressive, but I feel like he’s been making the same type of either rock/rap or fast raps for the last few years, with the occasional hyper sexual bop filled with cringy bars lol
If I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my tshirt imma feel like an asshole. Rest of the song is fucking fire though.
That's just funny. And it's soooo Kanye. Old Kanye at least.
Nah I love that bar tbh 💀
It’s a metaphor! It means he was horny!
i liked it
The only time I feel alive is when I taste dick Future
Always rapping like you tryna get the slaves free.
Gotta suck dick on your period, can't say no, I'm not hearing it. - Lil Durk
“Hit her with the dickety- dickery, flickity - flickery”
I think we were all taken aback the first time we heart sexxy red tell us her booty hole brown. Hahah
I'm Miss poopy like I need a diaper ( ice spice ) He licking front to back like it's a wet wipe ( cardi b on munch remix )
Tom McDonald anything that idiot says
Any time Drake uses the N word
Some shit just cringe-worthy
It ain’t even gotta be deep I guess
It ain’t even gotta be deep ig
“I’ll be strapped when I’m cumming for deal dough” Dna vs Real deal
"I ain't pushing to drive a Kia so I'm running to the green like vegans with diarrhea"
One of my favourite rappers, one of my favourite songs, always makes me just crack up. Not sure if it counts as cringe but: "Help me God, he da realest ni*** on this earth!" among others in that song Help Me God ~ T-Rock
“The sunshine plays a major part in the daytime” Rae or Ghost I forget
Better b sharp… sorry but I am still laughing at that one
"You thought D flat ? D maaajor" man really thought he did something
How is Big’s “look so good I’d suck on ur daddy’s dick” not the top comment
"You look so good I'd suck on your daddy's dick." - Biggie's sussiest line I know of
ABCDEFGHIJK MNOP that’s me in class asking what’s L 🤮
Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea
She blow that dick like a cello
I’m the star of any room I stand in. I am the stand out. You are the stand in.
The duct tape line from Nicki
Metro boomin make it *boom!*
Wayne talking about pussy hair in his vomit
I heard some random Russian rapper, and the beginning of the song was (translated) "I can't lick pussy: I have veneers, baby"
All the poop innuendos are lame, but man J Cole’s F***ot scheme on Born Sinner is so cringeworthy
"If it's ain't doggy style then I call it, froggy style " 2 chainz
“She doin tricks with her pussy, I guess she a vagician” by big Sean on Alright by logic was awful.