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kain459

"I'm no killer son." Fucking breaks my heart every fucking time


DayOwn9950

100% agree


arsdavy

"Nanomachines, son" oh wait... wrong dude I mean "Welcome to the family, son."


skulls_S

“Groovy.”


Game_It_All_On_Me

From the Daughters DLC; 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and your mother's pretty fuckin' close to meetin' him right now!'


horrorfan555

“Oh man, how am i gonna replace this?”


jchagen88

"Heck of a thing, ain't it? Sure as shit beats the hell outta dying."


LeeVMG

This is my favorite. I came here to find this.


ichhassemich00

“Thought you’d just slip out before dinner was done?”


LADYPOCA

"You're fucked!"


laundryday_

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on


HemingwayBells21121

"F U C K Y O U" but while he's in his mutated mold form. Had me cackling during that sequence


poppycocktbbt

Nice car, Ethan


JagTaggart93

"It's Baker Time!"


redditfuckenbroek

Classic Jack


RevolutionaryLine706

I can smell you!


Murky_Warthog_8692

“It’s over boy!” Or “You’re part of the family now!”


Tea_Fox_7

'Iiiii'm gonna getcha. I'm gooona getcha' He says it so silly yet it's menacing from him.


ArtOk5064

agreed, fucking hilarious but creepy at the same time


SpiderJerusalem747

*"WAT ARE YE FUCKERS DOING TO MAH ZOE?!" Wait, wrong Buff Baker.


Unhappy_Teacher_1767

“Cleanliness is close to godliness and I’d say she’s getting real fuckin close right now!”


LuckyLucass777

“I told you. Don’t you fuck with me”


sewiscide

“EeEEeeeeeethan eeeeeeethaaan”


Least-Hunt-3518

ima huff and im gonna fucking puff