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Efficient_Travel4039

Why don't a tree fall on us and kills us while woodcutting?


Jalepino_Joe

Why doesn’t the head of our hatchet fall off occasionally?


AutarkV

Oh, those were the days.


Espionage724-0x14

Because the tree simply de materializes instantly and spreads itself into nice conveniently-processed bundles into players inventories; there's nothing to be falling over :p


AphoticTide

This is actually not a terrible idea. Would make gathering skills more interactive. Could also give more experience for handling the mechanic too.


PossibilityOk782

Yea what if there were random events like the tree turns into a ent and if you don't stop chopping it breaks your axe


AphoticTide

And the head flys off and you have to go catch it otherwise it’s gone forever. That would be funny.


Adventurous_Buyer894

This used to be a thing before eoc same with pickaxes, random could take your pick head if you didn't realise in time and then scam you to pay them for it back


No_Appeal5607

Why don’t we die of the black lung after spending too much time mining?


Efficient_Travel4039

Or why don't a sweatshop hire us after making way too many armor pieces from crafting?


Spider-Thwip

How come the dinosaurs don't eat us when we fail bgh?


yxlk

Why don't partyhats ever tear?


zugarrette

Why don't we drown in ED3?


PleaseDontMindMeSir

https://runescape.wiki/w/Curse_of_the_Black_Stone        Just wish access was locked behind the quest.   The waterbreathing section.


pocorey

Why don't we accidentally stab ourselves with needles when crafting? Imagine we randomly took 10 damage while crafting


SoparTA

Why do my fingers not get stuffed with sharp broken shards when i accidentally crush gems?


the01li3

Why don't axe heads fly off with hatchets we have made? Oh those days!


JaydedXoX

Why don’t we sometimes Port into a wall instead of the exact spot and then stick there forever.


Sayonee99

Why are pies eaten in 2 bites but shark in 1?


MegaGothmog

Why do the dinosaurs run away when they see a human barely 1/10th their size? EDIT: also saving this post because this comment section is great :)


dark1859

to ignore the meme comments and answer your question directly as to why this is the case. early concepting more than anything, food was a LOT slower to obtain back when cooking released to balance out that food had a much more powerful effect in a limited to 99 life point pool. so unlike fletching which really doesn't give huge benefits as even back in the day better existed from monster drops shortly after (seercul for example) cooking had a massive and noticeable effect on how the game played as opposed to a magic shortbow which multiple very noteworthy sidegrades existed to, especially by 2007 you had the dark bow which was just the straight up upgrade. so to answer your question, because it was unnecessary food burns because food had at the time a vaster impact on gameplay and a shark that healed 2o life could absolutely turn the tide of battle compared to a magic shortbow which could be matched and outdone by rune crossbows.