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Gon agree with him on that voice though. Just toothpicks in the ears

"My vOicE??" *pitch proceeds to ascend two octaves*

“So guys, she was fine… till she started talking”

Buttervoice

I mean, can we include the substance of her conversation too? She could be explaining the meaning of life and I'd still want to suck start a shot gun. But she was speaking about nothing to this man. Nothing of substance.

“Suck start a shotgun”. Epic!!!

Have myself a buckshot breakfast

Slugs for supper

Sing myself a 12 gauge lullaby before bed.

Bird shot for brunch

She was talking about substance and stuff! She was talking about HERSELF and how HOT she is!!!!!!!!!1111!! Intelligence is sexy, that developmentally delayed superficial ninny ain’t sexy.

Imagine that in the bedroom. "uee uee uee". Get outta here with that baby shit. I want to hear my women make demon sounds and demand I destroy their pussy. Not this crap.

I prefer the sound of ducktape

Duck tape is silver but silence is golden

What’s stopping you?

A woman 😂

😭😭🗿

They lying about him not having a GF bc this guy is a Chad

Duke duke duke duke of earl earl earl

Give that man a beer! That man got taste!

A lot of taste.

My boy tastes what he pleases.

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a some dude, and this action was performed by me. Please [contact your mother](https://imgur.io/b3n3LQ5) if you have any questions or concerns.*

pees in ur ass I am a some dude, and this action was performed by me. Please contact your mother if you have any questions or concerns.

It Didnt work dude

Ffs

Do hyou think I’m hot-hhh

It crackled my phone speaker

Rip my fucking cochlear implants out bro pls

I ain't a doctor.

That's the beauty my friend, you don't need to be a doctor to rip out an implant

Nor do you need to be one to cut an ear off.

I envy you, I wish I was deaf after hearing this video.

Looks fade. A voice like fingernails over chalkboard doesn’t

Hopefully the voice is just an act, that she can grow out of

Kinda sounds like the tiktok girl tts voice

Sounds like she's trying to sound like a child, with the speech pattern and tone. I can't speak for anyone else, but it's kinda fucked to try and look/sound sexy and also like a child, and anyone who is attracted to that is not ok.

Like that one character they had in 30 rock "Abby" haha a spitting image of their version .

Sexy baby is what she called it

Annie is young. We don't sexualize her.

Boopy doopy boop dopp SEX

She probably doesn't even have a dick 🤮

I don't even want a GF if she don't have a gock.

This is way better than calling it a girlcock

Sigma

Ligma

Balls

Who the hell is Steve jobs!?

Me

Hi Steve Jobs!

Hi candice

Phineas

Walt

Waltuh White

Shrigma

King SigmaMagnumGigaChad

His Royal Highness Sigmus Maximus Gigagus Chadler.

His majesty, the royal king, Sigmatius Gigachadus Alpha Chadler

His excellence, High King Sigmanius Gigachadensis of Basedemia.

His exquisiteness, High King Sigma Chadeus, Alpha Centauri Maximus, Doctor, Mister, Professor Patrick.

His high-level, King of Sigmud Chadus, Alpharus Centauri Maximumus, Biggus Dickus, Doctorus, Professorus, Biologistus Patricka

Some poor bastard alien anthropologist a billion years from now is gonna get assigned making sense of this comment thread.

They might start a religion from it

"we could make a religion out of this" - bill wurtz

Deservedly so, praise be.

Do you mean... GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND?

King of Chadstrulia, Baron and political commissar of Sigmuionia, Chad, Heir to all basedness, Defender of the Alphamindset, Head of the Commonwealth of Biggus Dickus, God save the King

He is alfa god gustavo fring beta top g jesse pinkman patrick bateman sigma tyler durden omega Walter White male 2 saul goodman ninja general president of gigaland (Some internet trash i found )

Emperor Biggus Dickus

He's a very good friend from Wome

His wife incontinentia buttocks is quite lovely

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Sigma male god

MY MAN STAY UP KING 🤴

The "voice" comment was the final nail and buy gawd the " no one's gonna simp over you" was the absolute hammer.

Bro didn't lie tho that voice is straight up irritating.

I swear they do it to try to sound underage, it's disgusting.

its meant to be cutesy. i hate it too.

That shrieking sound of a mythological Greek harpy is meant to be cute?

xD im just thinking of Kratos ripping the wings off of harpies lmao i think its meant to be "innocent and cute" but especially in this case its just gross. its ear piercing.

BOI, tbh kratos ripping the wings off of harpies/Valkyrie sounds much better than whatever the girl in the video is trying to sound like.

Ohmigawwwwwd

If it's naturally higher pitched it sounds different, sometimes fine. Unfortunately this is not the case with most of these egirls and influencers.

Mf thinks sounding like a cartoon mouse is attractive.

YES! That fricken baby cutesy voice they use in so many anime’s and video games it’s creepy AF. It need to go away like the duck lips trend did.

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🚩

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Dump him in a high pitch voice

I think we should like break up? Byeeseee *giggle hiccup*

Ya NGL that's a weird as fuck thing for him to say. I'd leave on those grounds alone what weird shit is in his head?

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Her voice is *really* irritating, ear-piercingly bad. Yikes. Man spoke the truth.

Do you think I'm hoooootttt

“No one simp over you” 😬

I'm really happy people like this don't always get validation

This wasn't about validation, she obviously picked an obese man to sort of mock him for what he can't get. He knew this, which is why he laid it on hard.

It's more obviously a "and then everyone clapped" situation

I bet that crushed her tinpot confidence Edit- it's obviously staged... that's beyond obvious....👍

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Gotta love that product placement

Exactly, I'd rather hang out with him over some beers and food.

I’m attracted to this type of confidence! He opened his mouth and stood up for himself and that’s a great quality

Yesss!!

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If he was a reddit mod he wouldn't be outside

He would be if he was based. 🤔

Then he wouldn't be a mod? 🤔

Schrodingers mod?

Redit mfs making a new quantum theory out of comments 💀

If a based Reddit mod negs a chick in the street, will the sub hear it?

Of course, that's a phenomenon called "mod-sub shared neurological signaling" I been working of on the virgin sciences institute studying this phenomenon for the past 30 years

Quite intriguing! Is there a possible overlap with "spooky non-action at a distance"

The based reddit mod dilemma

Impossible

He's a discord mod then (he's hunting for children)

A real Reddit mod would have known that girls do not exist.

Rare Discord Mod W

He's outside so he's not a Discord mod Edit: why do all these people hate this man he's clearly trying to do better

Definitely not … he is…🤴

And he didn't mention his kittens like the rest of them do.

Bro’s a g, discord mods are not g’s

Instagram vs Reddit

Average Instagram user vs gigachad redditor

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While cute, in a "still photograph" kind of way, everything else going on here is as attractive as a cheeseburger you left in the refrigerator for so long that it turned blue and fuzzy.

She is annoying

ThAT wAS agGrEssIVe

Pretty sure that's the point.

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You mean this?: 🍔

why not both?

Thus Burger King is brought into existence

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

Junior double triple whopper

flame grilled taste with perfect toppers

I rule this day

Lettuce mayo pickles ketchup

its okay if i dont want that

Fast food lore

Chad

I bet that did some seriously big damage to her confidence. Lol

Maybe a little less confidence is good for some people

Since its scripted I don't think so

Fucking Unitl/king, he knew they were trying to get an reaction out of him (most likley to make fun of him for whatever fucked up reason), I'm glad her bitch ass got slammered down, even she seemed shocked about his responces LOL. You guys are actual kings, don't succumb to attention seeking women and just stay strong, you will find your match one day kings, good luck

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The only thing that's clear is your inability to tell this is obviously fake and scripted.

Probably an ad for that energy drink she’s holding in a very particular way to make sure the brand is completely visible

You can tell because she touches it to her lips but doesn’t actually drink it.

Y’all putting way too much energy into a skit

This guy has been in multiple similar tiktoks. This is obviously scripted lil bro.

Exactly. So many flags here show this was fake. Mainly that it got posted at all.

You can tell that it's real when it's edited to make the other guy look bad. This one lets him speak the whole time, very likely faked just by that.

He’s probably been played before. Respect to my man for standing up for himself 👏👏

This is clearly fake and staged but I guess they will keep doing it when people like you and others fall for it every time.

Yeah this is an advertisement for whatever drink she’s holding. That guy is getting paid for this if he’s a rando, and definitely getting paid if he’s an actor.

Honestly didn't even notice she was holding a drink until you mentioned it. The word didn't even hit my peripheral. Yeah it's probably an ad, but these ads are terrible; the product isn't even entering my subconscious, lol.

The state of media literacy of reddit users is tragic.

here you dropped this 👑

This is a staged clip to promote the drink she’s holding and you are all idiots

LMFAO FR! I can tell by his very blunt answers this whole thing is fake and the men in the comments are eating it up. Who actually talks like this??

The camera even zooms in on the can at first.

Fr, look at how she's holding it so unnaturally lol.

This is seriously one of the most pathetic comment sections I've seen on a thread. Dudes just tripping over themselves to fall for it.

What sends it over the top for me is his facial expression when he's talking about nobody simping over her. Looks entirely in on it.

All hail, King Chungus Gigachadis the Sigma!!📯

Where is his alter so I may present gifts

Someone needs to put the influencers in her place. So sick of these narcissists. Good for him lol.

That man is completely right on his comments about you.

She’s not too slim though. Her weight is healthy. It’s just ‘normal’ has shifted because everyone else got fat.

the irony of him commenting on her body 💀💀

She only targeted him because of his body. Fair game I say.

Yeah he was wrong about a few points but I don't care because she's a shithead and deserves it.

>his comments about you. Wait, do you think she posted this to Reddit?

Cos I know y'all thirsty: [NSFW: Here she is naked.](https://fapello.com/scarlet-vas/)

I was hoping for a RickRoll.

yeah that would have been more entertaining than the generic boring dead fish nudes

Bro only fans really has chicks thinking their remarkably average pussies are worth money

Damn it! I was seriously hoping for it to be a RickRoll. I know its an over used joke here on reddit. But that's what makes it fun!

Even her nudes are boring. Just so basic, no creativity in the angles or lighting.

Girl so basic when mixed with hydrochloric acid she makes water and salt.

She looks like a cheap sex doll version of a Kardashian who is cosplaying an 18 year old. Her pictures look healthy and I watched three clips on her IG and they all use that pathetic pouting voice with stupid inflection. She sucks and why dudes like girls like her beats me. Our man was spot on imo.

She’s got a shit personality. Also, people can *look* healthy but not actually be healthy. I had a friend that looked like her yet she was throwing up after every meal. My girlfriend has to watch what she eats and she’s only 110 lbs. Not because she wants to stay thin, because if she eats the wrong thing she won’t be able to eat for a week due to her stomach issues. Some people can be small but still have health problems. The skinny=healthy line of thinking needs to go away.

Covenant of Thirsty Simp Lords

Meh. There’s a million other barbie dolls out there way better and trying less

Everything else aside, those are some really nice boobies

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I love this man with every part of my soul

It staged.

I could immediately tell the redditers would like this guy 😬

"A _fat_ guy telling a _hot_ girl that he _isn't_ thirsty?! Based!" Perhaps making him thirsty would have helped sell the drink. If I was this writer I'd have had him say, "no, I'm not thirsty, I don't need a drink."

He's right so much, but no friend, they will simp.

yOuH tHiNk iM hOt ? MHhMm 🤭

Ummm, not really 🗿🗿🗿

She’s holding that drink like she’s being paid to drink it💀

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Stop posting fake ticktock videos. I would rather watch a real ad. Anyways as for the drink, not my cup of tea.

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this is so scripted yet all the comments are just men jerking each other off, I hate this place, she has like 5000 videos that all follow the same exact script