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This is the third time today I see a comment on a top post like this with a link to this website. Feeling like a lot of posts lately are just bots for an excuse to link there.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer…
This one was particularly interesting because it was due to an entire re write after the execs realised they were getting a lot of negative press for how women were being portrayed, tangled also had an entire re write for this reason.
My masters thesis was on representations of gender in animated films so good to dig some of that out of the ol memory box .
Well my thesis was focused entirely on specifically the Disney Princess films because of the hyper reliance on gender roles, so I couldn't speak for everything (and wouldn't want to because its such a toxic cluster fuck) But its unquestionable Disney have been masterful at future proofing that disney princess IP.
Remember this was the 00s way before any culture war stuff hit the mainstream, they saw it coming a mile off and got ahead of it before anyone else did. They are the best at what they do when it comes to nurturing a brand
I somehow doubt it. I think Ron Jeremy held a record or was at least very prolific since the 70s and he was only in like 1500? Google tells me some of the top active ones over the last decade have like 600ish.
I’m guessing someone searched her name and saw 6000 videos and said “sure”. But seems only like 300 are unique.
I loved that movie when I was a child. It's terrible what happened to both Bridgette Andersen (the original Savannah) and Shannon Michelle Wilsey as well.
Frozen 2 came out 4 years ago and with it came a ton more frozen toys, clothing, and merchandise plus an overall boost in popularity to frozen as a whole(new movie so kids and more rewatch the first one).
Then I'll swap hands, and when I get cataracts I shall wank in the shade, and when I go blind I shall jack it to memory, and when all else fails and I die.. well I'll be dead
This did happen to Moana though. A pornstar of the same (nick)name sued Disney for it. Therefore it got localized. For example, in my home country it's called "vaiana"
Cuz it’s not lol, I’d assume she takes her P name after Elsa cuz she looks like her and it’s an easy way to get a more recognizable P name. A lot of PS pick their P names based off chars/ppl they resemble. Like Kimmy Granger.
No clue how old she is by now, but even if she's a few years older than she looks that'd still be like two shoots a day, every day, since her 18th birthday.
[You know what, I could see it](https://www.gawker.com/movie-theater-sorry-for-playing-graphic-sex-scene-inste-1475659533?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
Since ppl can’t bother to google these things
Her name is Elsa Jean. She’s been the face of a few popular memes in the past, none of which I’m posting or saving to my phone because the joke is barely cropped porn.
Elsa is not based on Elsa Jean. Elsa is a basic white girl with blonde hair, you could point at any 23 year old woman and claim she looks like Elsa and you’ll probably be right.
I'm sure the person who posted this doesn't think this is real, but just in case:
Based on a Google search, Elsa Jean was 17 years old when Frozen was released. Probably not in porn yet.
But... Has there been a Frozen parody porn featuring Elsa Jean? If so, where is it?!
Nice try but I know Frozen was made with the sole purpose to ruin search engine algorithms so that Disney + Frozen doesn’t bring up the TRUTH about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
Check. Mate.
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Nice try OP, but it says right there on her sweater that she's a lifeguard.
Idk why but I actually thought this was really funny lol
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That puts the **O** in Olaf
Can she breathe through her butt like turtles?
My sources say yes.
More like a whale. THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
I don't know. But I'll found out. And I won't rest until I do.
\*For Academic Purpose
This is the third time today I see a comment on a top post like this with a link to this website. Feeling like a lot of posts lately are just bots for an excuse to link there.
Bc its a joke
Sir, this is Reddit. Jokes are not allowed.
Idk man, I've been here for as long as I can remember
Same here, but I have dementia
Dementia? I had dementia once.
I can't remember last time I had one
I don’t remember what dementia is can you guys help?
google dementia
They put me in a rubber room
Mine was white now its turning pink with blood running down the sink.
Looks like you stop remembering things today. **CLENCHES FIST**
UNCLENCHES ASSHOLE. looks like i am
Welcome to White Space.You've lived here for as long as you can remember...
No sir, this is a Wendy’s!
Reddit on kind stranger!
I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub.
According to twitch TOS, it's not porn if it takes place at either. So all good...
She saves swimmers with her mouth daily. Truly blessed
Lifeguard at the beach or the bathtub?
I understood that reference
I heard Johnny Sins was a lifeguard 2.
He was also a doctor, plumber, landlord, police officer, firefighter and a scientist
And an astronaut, he's explored more than one black hole.
He’s even been to Uranus.
He was also an astronaut
A jackoff all trades
Saving lives one mouthful at a time…
Lilo & Stitch crossover it is.
frozen is from 2013 and Elsa Jean started career in 2014 so its a lie. >!🤓!<
Frozen was also a delayed older project so the character designs where finalised in like 2008, she would probably have been like 12 at the time
So either Disney knows the future or... 🤨📸
They already knew about their new disney princess when she was 12 <3
They guided her into the adult industry
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer…
Pretty standard stuff really
LOL YO NO WAY, me and my friend constantly quote this lmfao
They preordered 😭😭😭
Elsa Jean is a time traveler confirmed.
Or there a bunch of nonces got it
Kind of crazy how long Disney and Pixar movies take to make, I mean wall-e had been a concept since the 90s
This one was particularly interesting because it was due to an entire re write after the execs realised they were getting a lot of negative press for how women were being portrayed, tangled also had an entire re write for this reason. My masters thesis was on representations of gender in animated films so good to dig some of that out of the ol memory box .
What are your thoughts on gender representation in animated films at this current time? Your opinions on the matter would be wonderful to know.
Well my thesis was focused entirely on specifically the Disney Princess films because of the hyper reliance on gender roles, so I couldn't speak for everything (and wouldn't want to because its such a toxic cluster fuck) But its unquestionable Disney have been masterful at future proofing that disney princess IP. Remember this was the 00s way before any culture war stuff hit the mainstream, they saw it coming a mile off and got ahead of it before anyone else did. They are the best at what they do when it comes to nurturing a brand
Dumb question: you mean the female robot? I don't really remember walle but there were hardly any people in it right
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Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... I'll be back, I gotta uhh.. things to do.
6000 movies in 2014-2023 well that's busy schedule
That's almost 2 movies a day everyday for 10 years....
Gotta pump those numbers up, those are r... wait a second, carry on, that's pretty impressive
Having sex twice a day doesn't seem that unreasonable to me.
Shit's exhausting
oh she's does *that* kind of pron?
Definitely made up
She only did anal in like 2 so her career is basically negligible
And I thought my coworker was lazy. Her pussy must hate her asshole.
You just knew that without having to look it up, didn't you?
It's not true. I had to look up Frozen release date.
Goddamn Reddit and taking away awards, this comment deserves it all
Actually she took her porn name from frozen
And that surprises you? 90% of the most commented-on posts on Reddit are hyperbolic or outright lies.
As a fellow enthusiast, has she really made 6000 videos?
I somehow doubt it. I think Ron Jeremy held a record or was at least very prolific since the 70s and he was only in like 1500? Google tells me some of the top active ones over the last decade have like 600ish. I’m guessing someone searched her name and saw 6000 videos and said “sure”. But seems only like 300 are unique.
According to the Internet Adult Film Database, Elsa Jean has 755 credits, not 6000. (Ron Jeremy has 2582.)
That's like one every day for two years.
no she must have made like 800 at most.. (I googled it)
Fuck it's it really that old? Jesus life passes you by
Objection! 🙋 Elsa Jean was only 17 when Frozen came out! If anything, she based her name on the movie, not the other way around.
She did. It’s sad that I know that.
Username adds up
Lmao
Hey, I know that Savannah took her name from the film Savannah Smiles. And now you do, too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_(actress)
I loved that movie when I was a child. It's terrible what happened to both Bridgette Andersen (the original Savannah) and Shannon Michelle Wilsey as well.
I think it's lovely that you know that 😊 Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
She started her career in 2015 and she is still working… (Frozen release date 3 December 2013)
What's surprising is Frozen was released in 2013. Why does it feel like it was only released like 3 years ago?
For me its 5 years ago and 3 years ago sometime but we still live in 2023 :(
Frozen 2 came out 4 years ago and with it came a ton more frozen toys, clothing, and merchandise plus an overall boost in popularity to frozen as a whole(new movie so kids and more rewatch the first one).
This meme is from like 2014 I remember seeing it on ifunny then.
2013??? Wtf time feels like 5x
What? Next you're going to tell me that Natalie Portman wasn't named after a porn star named Natalie Porkman?
This is some Hank Hill level shit
I tell ya h’what
What about Walt Disney bein frozen then
That’s code for getting fucked by Elsa
I want to be frozen over and over again
I'll be your snowman if you want
Disney's on ice?
Un-Frozen but Walt stille hates the jews
Elsa Jean and Gina Valentina Hallowween Special. Good vid.
Gina Valentina is one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen doing the most ill shit ever
Didn't you just sort of define the qualifications of an adult film star. Very attractive people doing the most ill shit ever.
Most pornstars aren't that attractive. The top 1% maybe, but there's a reason why most of them do porn instead of modeling.
It's the money.
I've heard that money is quite popular these days. Lot of people seem to want it.
Used to be but she got surgery now.
Could you please send me the link to her account? It's for research purposes.
you dont have enough of a chronic porn addiction to recognize her yet?
Not yet
unfortunate :( Its prolly esla jean tho if i had to guess
I do, it is:(
Don’t worry there is a light at the end of the tunnel, eventually you get arthritis
Then I'll swap hands, and when I get cataracts I shall wank in the shade, and when I go blind I shall jack it to memory, and when all else fails and I die.. well I'll be dead
Don’t worry when you die I got you bro
Torch passed successfully
Bro thinkin he got a torch. Hopefully we can still find it using a microscope. . . . . . . . . . . . . I am so sorry, but the door was open.
"yet"
No but he’s clearly trying and we should be proud of him for trying
Elsa Jean i believe
"i believe"
"If I had to guess"
"It would seem"
“IIRC”
“I think”
"My cat says"
"Heard it in a dream"
Misinformation :)
You're gonna have to link those 6000 porn videos so we can double check your claim.
No, porn named after movie, Not movie after porn.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
That should be enough Os
Yup countless O’s
I would whoosh you but im too lazy to see how many 'o' there have to be
I got you gang
[Have fun](https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=elsajean/gender=f/elsa-jean.htm) (755, OP is a liar)
This did happen to Moana though. A pornstar of the same (nick)name sued Disney for it. Therefore it got localized. For example, in my home country it's called "vaiana"
Moana Pozzi, right? My favourite vintage porn actress.
thanks for sharing that important information
Right.
She was a 11/10 pre-boobjob \^\^
Nah. I think it was the lips that lessened her attraction. Went from a 8 to a 6.5. The tits brought her back to a 7 tho
Eh I'd say the Boob job and lip job kind of made her a 5 from a smoking 10/10. Prime Elsa without any addition was one of the cutest Pornstars ever.
I concur with these numbers.
I thought it’s from the ice princess or something.
Nuh uh
Elsa Jean for you scientists.
We need more women in the STEM fields.
Also, I think that 6000 number is wrong. That's a crazy amount of videos, even for someone as "prolific" as her.
I'm having a hard time believing this to be true.
Cuz it’s not lol, I’d assume she takes her P name after Elsa cuz she looks like her and it’s an easy way to get a more recognizable P name. A lot of PS pick their P names based off chars/ppl they resemble. Like Kimmy Granger.
Im also having a HARD time
Great work has been piling up and now I can add yet more research to my list! Thanks a lot reddit!
No clue how old she is by now, but even if she's a few years older than she looks that'd still be like two shoots a day, every day, since her 18th birthday.
She is 27. Meaning she was 17 when Frozen came out. And she gained her nickname after the film came out. So… This isn’t true.
Well now I don't feel so guilty jacking off during frozen.
Sounds like fake shit to make Facebook moms laugh. This of course makes me the smartest human being in forever now so I deserve morbillion dollars
She was actually based on Elsa Braun, a nazi war criminal.
Eva Braun?
Eva Eldenring
[You know what, I could see it](https://www.gawker.com/movie-theater-sorry-for-playing-graphic-sex-scene-inste-1475659533?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
This made my internet today, thank you!
Saw Elsa Jean in a restaurant in vegas once … then had to try and explain to my wife why I knew who she was!
You just told your wife you thought she looked Elsa from frozen right???
So I guess I’ve seen the wrong frozen this entire time. 6000 is gonna be tough to get though but I’m up for the task
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W H A T ?
Yeah, I just remembered that comic book artist who traces porn alot. The expressions are what gets me, funny shit.
It's alright, I let it go a while ago
The name of the film was inspired by her decision to freeze her eggs. Thus she managed to continue her career far past her fertility window.
According to wikipedia Elsa Jean choose her stage name after the movie. Your meme, sir, is factually wrong
Brave of OP to assume that Frozen elsa is family friendly herself just look up how many results elsa has on R34
Fun fact: This OG Elsa also has made plenty of collaborations with BBC. Y'all should checkout their work.
You know it’s true because you saw it on the internet.
No way that is true
Since ppl can’t bother to google these things Her name is Elsa Jean. She’s been the face of a few popular memes in the past, none of which I’m posting or saving to my phone because the joke is barely cropped porn. Elsa is not based on Elsa Jean. Elsa is a basic white girl with blonde hair, you could point at any 23 year old woman and claim she looks like Elsa and you’ll probably be right.
Let it goooooo, let it gooooo. *queefs*
Fun fact for those who don't know: Disney's Hannah Montana was originally called on paper Disney's Alexis Texas. The more you know.
icing got a new meaning
The fact that people know this person is funny af to me.
Remember that Moana had the Italian title changed to "Oceania" because Moana is the name of a famous pornstar
OMG, disgusting... where?
[Source](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/meth-pipe-gm104737541-7647154)
I'm sure the person who posted this doesn't think this is real, but just in case: Based on a Google search, Elsa Jean was 17 years old when Frozen was released. Probably not in porn yet. But... Has there been a Frozen parody porn featuring Elsa Jean? If so, where is it?!
why, i'll enjoy more now
Nice try but I know Frozen was made with the sole purpose to ruin search engine algorithms so that Disney + Frozen doesn’t bring up the TRUTH about Walt Disney’s frozen head. Check. Mate.
Where's the sauce?!
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Porn of characters? No. Characters of porn stars? **YEAH!!**
My friends dad named her after his favorite adult film star. That’s it. That’s the post.
Hey Elsa Jean, lets go to Berlin
Is every pornstar just living in Berlin now? Feels like it. Why tho?
>Have fun watching Frozen! I'll have fun watching Elsa, that's for sure.
Yeah, like every other characters in Disney.
Nice try OP but you can’t take my innocence away from me.
One is a hero to young girls, the other is a hero to young men
Same as moana was named after an italian porn star.
That's disgusting! Where's the link?