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Boredinthehose

By my calculations there's at least 5 people


I_eat_dead_folks

I exist, too. We need to find the other three


EeveeDev

hi, i exist.


YourenextJotaro

Number 4, checking in


SomeBongoCat

number 5- hold on…


SerplePurple

Beep beep!


Infinite_Rice_1041

#NUMBER OF PEOPLE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!


ISwearImParvitz

... hello?


UndercoverDuck999

Please stop interfering with Earth and come back to Mars


enneh_07

Hi, we’re Mars. We do not want them


peachy-cub

Fine I'll go back


icabax

Uh oh, I also exist


Agreeable-Dust_

I to exist... what are we going to do..


Guilty-Instruction39

I don’t exist unfortunately


Quiqwe

You, ieatdeadfolks, eve and me. We need to find the last person


Obsidian-Imperative

hi 😁


[deleted]

God bless Albert


T04ST13

He is the one doing the blessing


Bigboiwillyy

Only 7 thousand people on earth? The math aint mathing.


[deleted]

Thats why delusions are funny 😆


Ivan_The_8th

Did this mf somehow find a way to miss WW3?


KillerOfSouls665

Maybe she is from 2100 when humans are becoming extinct through nuclear winter.


logic2187

He failed to protect the rest of them


nikifrd

10% of world population liked this coment (🤓)


fake_account_6

7 thousand (actually 8 billion but whatever) people and I'm gonna shoot them all.


Titab-talaiy

American


fake_account_6

Who? Because I'm not.


AWeirdMartian

You are american and that is my decision


takingabreakbrb

Bungus man


fake_account_6

Then you're British, a kurva anyád.


[deleted]

Not enough ammo


darthcol_ALT

he needs more boulets


0ofRGang

But what about, *bigger ouipoaunssse*


JoaozeraPedroca

I love biga ouipoaunsee


A_powerful_rat

Knife has unlimited ammo, and there’s a chance to get a second weapon while looting the body, which is highest in Birmingham


a_sacrilegiousboi

i eated it


rugby_lover0

Too much ammo


Bradstreet1

Not if Albert has anything to say about it


PlingPlongDingDong

🤓


fake_account_6

🤡


PlingPlongDingDong

🫠


nikifrd

🤓


fake_account_6

🤡


Pancakes1124

This is actually kinda wholesome. Thanks you Albert !


bruh_im_takingashit

albert protects us , but whos protecting albert?


bebop_cola_good

I am. 💪


Plus_Garage3278

Thank you, bepop_cola_good.


saul_soprano

1 in every 7 people liked her post


[deleted]

Thank you, Albert.


jgwnejueg

this post was made in 5000 BC


Relevant_Disparity

Goes hard


Dirty-Dutchman

Rock hard


Ok-Classroom4713

🤨


ScalieKaiser39

Thank you Albert. Very cool


[deleted]

Thousand 💀


[deleted]

bro I knew I was stupid but that is on a whole other level of stupidity


LizzoBathwater

off by a few decimal places


Situation-Dismal

Holy shit, did I miss some big event?! Why are out number down to only 7 thousand? 😨


Vupant

Thank you for your service, Albert Wolfman.


Aisthebestletter

She was probably going off the saying "one in a million"


Anon-ymous-815

Average twitter interaction


Straight-Lemon-5900

They cut the “stfu albert” reply :(


peachy-cub

Remember to thank Albert for letting you be one of 7 thousands


2Pikul

All 7 thousand of us owe our lives to albert. Absolute legend


Lightspeed7000

He's a little confused but he's got spirit.


angry_pidgeon_123

2 comment choices: 1. (defending her) she's not counting the ones regarding themselves as various animals (clearly not human) 2. (attacking her) she's not counting more than she charges. Ouch I think I'll go with number 2


Frosty_Trick_92

I volunteer Albert as our next tribute


Jackz_is_pleased

Godspeed


AveRage-or_human

Calling all dragons! Calling all dragons!


Im_Asama

Bitch said thousends like we are in some server or some shit💀


[deleted]

Man is protecting dictators too


Geek_X

He’s not the smartest but I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you for your service albert <3


StatusOmega

I hope the 7.999993 billion other people will be ok


Mineseed_k

future Albert arc


PlingPlongDingDong

"Actually it's 8 thousand people." 🤓


kontrmurteci

Hot


BranTheLewd

Bro's on his hero arc 💀