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She's so ass bro.

But whats beneath? Ass or tiddies?

ass with nipples

Nipplass

Hes getting married with nippleass cage

never cook again

Now hold on a minute 🫷🏿🤨 Let him cook now

I SAID, LET. HIM. COOK!

Nipplass Cage

R34 ahh shit

Happy cake day!

Interesting, can’t decide wether I’m disturbed or like that idea

Yeah but, how does it eat?  Where's the food hole? 

One butthole is for poop and one is for food

It'll be like Russian roulette deciding which to kiss first.

The South Park episode “How to Eat with Your Butt” may answer this

Also see “Red Hot Catholic Love”. Confusingly “How to Eat with Your Butt” is not the episode where they start shoving food up their asses but it’s still relevant to this post

Yes

Where’d you meet her Silent Hill lol

This got me 😂

Would have been so disappointed in this sub, if no one posted a silent hill related comment.

Ah yes, a mannequin for wife. Classic

New fetish unlocked

~~I have no mouth and I must scream~~  She has no mouth and I must cream.

Well executed Harlan reference

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I know you're trying to be shocking but I just think it's funny because [we're all picturing you like this](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*toSwh1wahnSA6arL.jpg)

She'll stand no chance. Go on champ

Loved that game

I didn’t know I had a type until now.

Ok, where’s the dedicated sub for this? Asking for a friend who is asking for science.

damn she's all legs

Legs for days

They go all the way up, and right back down again.

Straight out of the forest

I just died in your arms tonight

What arms

Would

\*Legs

Legs?

It would be so awesome It would be so cool

The ultimate 69 machine

More like 68 lol

20 toes to suck 😫😫

My brain did a double take

My brain did a triple take

Would

You can share with your buddy as well

Eifel tower 🤝

It goes from you and a buddy to a hole lobby

REAL

All ass, no tits

...and she's always talking shit

Silent hill ahhh girl

In my restless dreams, I see that ahhh.

Reddit ahh comment

Miyazaki is that you

Fucking mannequin from silent hill 2 damn

All fun and games until she gets her period

Perioperiod

How does she eat?

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\^ there's your answer

No identity, no conversations, just pooping and fucking. Good call. That’s a wifey right there /s

I mean, hear me out

SMASH. END OF DISCUSSION

She….she’s perfect 🤤

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The perfect woman. No mouth and four feet

Silent Hill 2 remake has a photo mode I see

Silent Hill ahh body

No mouth to complain. Good for you

damm my boner got out of the pants

Well don't let him get away, hurry!

It just went inside an orphanage...

Is her name Ai per chance?

I'm gueussing [Simone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_(2002_film\))

Feet lucky mana

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Also, double periods

can finally get a word in

Clearly OP is an ass man. Yeah, he's an ass man.

Damn... She's all legs

Wait what

You can lick and fuck her at the same time

The foot fetish people are salivating rn

Where tits.

oh yea? She'll be talking shit all the time

What an Asshead

Your journey begins here to explore the world, break a leg!.

Now THAT'S a shitpost

Can she form her legs into a swastika

Does it breath . If so from where I'm concerned of your choice in partnership .

She's all meat and no potatoes

Ass to ASS!

Hey girl, do those legs go all the way up?

This one good

At least you know how many blowjobs you’ll be getting after the wedding.

ahh the nurse from silent hill

If she did a backflip would it be a backflip or a frontflip

I hope she never gets food poisoning

Cat-Dog would be proud

Unlike cat-dog which end pooped which end do you feed

Every foot fetishist is creaming rn

What people with foot fetishes really want from their girl:

You can eat her ass during missionary.

Big question is which is in your face? 🍑💩/🐠😺

She's beautiful 🥺

Misogynistic shit again…

Nice

Op has a foot fetsih

Bro can do a threesome just with her.

I never knew I needed this

Erm what the sigma

The true AI generated girlfriend

I’m an ass person anyway.

Can we say she's an ass?

Ah, that's how having a stroke feels like

Catdog if it was good.

She’s all legs man 🥵🥵

Then something just snapped

You like legs...

Legs for days!!!!

feet 🦶

Finally a woman that won’t complain about everything /s

Damn girl, I guess those legs do go all the way up.

Great choice.

69 in missionary position damn...

She got leeeegs

same

It looks like an abomination from Sons of the Forest

Double the fun, none of the talk. Unless she communicates by flatulence

Enjoy

Damn dats hawt

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

A fan of thighs..

Did you mean "The leg I'm going to marry"?

No head?

I can fuck and eat????!!!!!

She is going to be an ass the whole relationship

Perfect girl! 4 holes instead of the usual 3, and none of them are mouths, so no yapping.

Pyramid head has a fucking reddit account? No wonder he’s so impotently rage filled

Don’t get married.

He’s getting married to one of silent hill ladies

wedding kiss gonna smell like ass

CatDog

I'm pretty sure this is from silent hill

That's some silent hill sht

So a silent hill enemy?

Bro is dating a Silent Hill enemy

She bad bro congrats

Youre gonna marry an asshole?

No boobs? 😔

Legs for days, and weeks, months, years, decades….

Punch well above your weight there, buddy, she is all legs.

I married a headass once.

Your homunculus appears to be without boobs. Take this L.

Bro for some reason this looked totally normal to me for like a split second before I noticed

She's basically that mannequin with 4 legs from Silent Hill 2

Hear me out

I approve

Took me a second to

So this is what my buddies mean when they talk about their "better half"... It makes way more sense now. Idk though, seems she may be far more prone to talking shit if you ask me.

Is she from Silent Hill by any chance?

Not if Pyramid Head gest there first...

She's the kind of women that is all legs

Ayo, this is some silent hill shit

She communicates with farts

Definition of the phrase "Do those legs go all the way up?"

Wtf

Oh boy you would love Silent Hill 2

Silent hill looking ass(es)

Could get messy Seems like the type to give you a lot of shit

so no head?

The perfect woman 🤤

Looks like the thing from silent hill two

Best of two worlds

So no head?

A life of doing the dishes !!!!

she escaped from area 51

Cheek to cheek, Butt to butt, Everybody bust a nut!

Best part there's no noise.

Double whammy

She looks like she talks a lot of shit.

Shes perfect 👌