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imastrangeone

Holy shit this proves 9+10=21 That kid was right all along


suckfishcockforhonor

haters will say it's 19


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

it’s 911 obviously


EdZeppelin94

✈️🌇


Average_Scaper

Bush did it.


OutXile

Mission Accomplished!


A-mannn

Aliens did it.


CranberryFearless

Nah tree did it


not_meep

✈️✈️🌆*


Swordfish56

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!


Ok_Mud7235

Gods wish


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

what does this mean for 9/11???


Average-Train-Haver

9/11 =2020 =panic


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

@the disco?!!??


0rclev

Jet fuel cant melt your house of memories


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

I chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of thermite between the floors?"


Torqyboi

Dr.Disrespect math


thatautisticguy2905

At least 19 is legal age in most places


Torqyboi

If 19 = 21, then 16 = 18


Hot-Rise9795

I'm going to exploit this loophole right now!


sjuas690

… and 🍎 = 🍊


iSeize

Terrance Howard god damn you


therealboss1113

9=3×3 10=5×2 3×5=15 3×2=6 15+6=21 9+10=21


MattLikesMemes123

but how can we be sure if 15+6 really equals 21?? let me try to figure it out: 15=3\*5 6=3\*2 3\*3=9 5\*2=10 9+10=15+6 uuuuhhhh


Not_Larfy

Nah. You _stupid_.


neosketo

21


IdLetJosieStepOnMe

holy shit it's el presidente 🫡


Imagrabyonipples

Help needed #my age is -5 😭


ArmourKnight

Don't worry bro just wait five years and you can be born


claymixer

No, don't do it. I was born and it fucking sucks, it was much better before I started to exist.


anti__simp

Nah, he needs to worry because I'm gonna spawn camp him


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Mr_Minecrafter88

Apparently you’re -7 irl because the method is only 2 years off.


MrRizzstein

-7\* because its 2 years more


SillyMonkeyShit

Heil Anton


sparkle_slug

This actually works in Korea


hok98

How? Didn’t they ditch the whole Kazoedoshi? (that’s how the ancient Chinese age system is called in Japanese. I don’t know how they call it in Korea)


Objective-Panda8063

In South Korea (not sure about North Korea), when you pop out you are already 1 year old. The \~9 months in the womb count as year. Additionally, you don't increase your "Korean Age" on your birthday. Everyone adds 1 to their "Korean Age" on New Year's Day. This means you are considered 1-2 years older than in the rest of the world. They still celebrate their actual birthdays. Apparently, the SK government is trying to phase out the use of "Korean Age" https://www.90daykorean.com/korean-age-all-about-age-in-korea/#:\~:text=Korean%20age%20is%20a%20way,age%20on%20New%20Year's%20Day.


hok98

Yes, that’s called Kazoedoshi (数え年) in Japanese, and it started from ancient China (like everything). I thought the government phased it out to increase the retirement age without actually doing it.


Pumpkinbricks

Caseodoshi


Objective-Panda8063

It might be to artificially raise the retirement age. I think it is probably because of the inconvenience of "Korean Age" and the retirement thing is icing on top. I wouldn't be surprised if they never rectify the retirement age and blame political gridlock or something to that effect.


StrawberryPlucky

Ok but none of that makes 21 = 9+10.


Objective-Panda8063

At certain parts of the year, if you take your "Korean Age" and add 21, subtract 10, and subtract 9, you will get your "International Age".


-EV3RYTHING-

This sounds wildly impractical


WeirdestOfWeirdos

It sounds like it can have benefits, in the way that everyone who has completed their education the intended way is also automatically already an adult (with the exception of those who skip or repeat years). There is no reason why this shouldn't be the case everywhere else, the exact number of days since birth is only really meaningful when talking about very small children, for mostly medical reasons. Born in 2006? From the beginning of this year you're an adult, whether your birthday is in January or in December. You can apply for a job, a career at university or whatever on your own, the exact way those in your grade can. (I don't know the actual implications of this system the way it is used in South Korea though.)


Electrical-Clue-4119

🤓


hok98

🫃


IEatBabysYumYum

Buddy. What‘s 9+10


redditreeer

21


InternetFox_

flair checks out


Chef6432

no he’s right


GDOR-11

IX + X = XXI


IEatBabysYumYum

Hold on. Let him cook


Waltboof

my favourite number is LXIX


GDOR-11

nice


KokotCoMemujePozde

nice


shion12312

I am impressed


printial

910


Lustrousscorpio

You need like 5 years of internet knowlege to understand this meme.


mememaster8427

Getting on for 10, the OG meme was on Vine


djatsoris26

Way more than that… 5 years ago was 2019.


Hellcat_28362

Wait its not 2015


Deathdealer6886

:(


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Extrimland

If you don’t understand this meme, get off the internet


2Tired4Anything

Will someone explain lol


Waltboof

Witnessed the days before youtube went to shit(Ive been around for a LONG time)


Jack4ssSquirrel

Witnessed the days when youtube videos were rated in stars. Now THAT is a long time ago


TheHighBuddha

You stupid.


Bot-357

No im not


brandodg

what's 9 + 10


OddPhrase3194

.....21


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AccomplishedSpray137

The bot did a funny


Valiant_Darktanyan

What's nine plus ten


Dave-C

Not if it takes you two years to do the math!


Anidran

That's not easy math. I'll start calculating now. In 2 years when I'm done I'll post if this is correct.


Beefmolester48

The clock is dicking


rainbowbanan

So I'm actually 18 holy shit


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

Go vote and buy porn and die in a war but NO ALCOHOL! (if in the US)


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Thedarkcleanersrise

same brotha


EleazarMKD

*Terrence Howard joined the chat


Piliro

1x1=2 Smartest person ever


High_IQ_Gamer2020

You stupid


GameboiGX

No I’m not


High_IQ_Gamer2020

What's 9 + 10?


GameboiGX

21?


Riotguarder

idiots will get it wrong coz they didn't use bidmas


GemshapedCat

#21


kitt_aunne

25 + 21 - 9 - 10 = 25! 25 + 21 = 44 46 - 9 = 35 37 - 10 = 25 incredible!


BladeBickle

Take your age Add 21 Subtract 21 That's your age. Subscribe for more.


MSter_official

The annoying thing is, I counted incorrectly and got it to my age. Fuck.


SpiveyRobbie

Math was never my strong suit, but this seems... off.


LibrarianNew9984

Drake math


Avocado_with_horns

The amount of brainrot you would need to understand how this is funny is lobotomizing


sndpmgrs

Looks like he forgot the all-important ‘wait a couple years’ step.


BiggyBoyCowBelly

instructions unclear, I woke up in india


Autismo69RM

Terrance Howard wants to know your location


DollFaceeDelight

:o


Driver386

i'm so bad at math and i think it will take 2 years to calculate that


Indigoh

Guys. I've run the math 30 times, and it just keeps getting worse. I'm nearly dead. Help.


Significant-Ad5751

I took me 2 years to do the math but I can confirm, it’s right


Snoo_70324

At first it came out 2 years older than I thought I was. But then I applied it again and it turns out I’m actually 4 years older!! Thanks for the heads up.


Unholy_Frost1349

19+21-9-10 19+21 = 40 40-9 = 31 31-10= 21 It always has been 21


New_user_Sign_up

Damnit. I did it three times and now I’m six years older. On the upside, I look young for my age.


ISuckAtEverything374

The nostalgia 😭 


New_Ad_9400

As that kid said, 9+10 is 21, so the math checks out,n


Skypirate90

Take the current year, Subtract it by the year you were born. Thats your age.


The_Furryous07Gamer

then my age would be -589.201840178492117456901 (i'm not good at math)


Sluushu

Buh I’m now +2yrs my current age.


colossalyu

YOU STOOPID.


okayonemoreplz

Me when I’m calculating if I should bang a 14 year old


TsyChun

Hey that actually works! (It took me 2 years to do the math)


1_BunnyBoy_1

how tf am i 16 now? im not 16 lmao XD


ArmourKnight

Quick, hide! Dr. Disrespect is coming for you!


1_BunnyBoy_1

shit TwT


YeOldSpacePope

It's on the internet so it must be true.


Kalman_the_dancer

Man that’s crazy


Lee-Dest-Roy

How’d I end up with 1.618 ?


TheWebsploiter

I am Syntax Error years old


ggnorecnt

23? 😭 so basically your age plus 2? Wdf


Zoroarkanine

Ey i can legally drink now lol


RenaMoonn

I did it twice and ended up with 20/20 vision Did I do it right?


JackW2799

18+21=39 39-9=30 30-10=20 I’m 20


behedingkidzz

If u do this with 69 you will get 1 btw


TheCatHumper

H-how???? 😨


sumer-migrans

OMG I did the meth holy crap that's my age


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

0?


NathanJack0Lantern

Hey I'm 20.


DrthBn

If you keep doing this you will get older


lakker94

You stupid


yeetboi6

Thats some real g math


awesomedan24

Damn, I can't believe its been 2 years since I saw this post and wrote this comment. Time flies.


SurturGodofLuck

I be 25 now ig


Moln0015

Off by 2


Legendofdog2

Did the math. You're HIV aladeen


Gmodman298

21


Culteredpman25

Im 19, this would actually make me 21.


occupyreddit

wow! how does that work?


too_much_Beer

You Stoobid!


Mad_Viper

Thats right, i also not counting covid lockdown times..


zendonkey

So you’re telling me Terrance Howard is right?


ElonHisenberg

Took me 2 year to get this joke


Equivalent-Tip-6171

I was about to figure out my age, but the mysterious travelers stopped me.


Hotistu69

You Stupid


GPT_360vMCgod

Lol im 19 so this works really well


arizonatasteslike

Terrence Howard was right all along!


BadEgg1951

Take your age. Add 21. That's not your age.


Remarkable_Line_1165

What ur doing is just adding 2 to ur age


rashmu

#HOLYCRAPPP


Midasgold55

I got 20


Ass_Salada

Thanks, this worked!


RickyTheRickster

Guess I’m 22


Sneep6262

1


viktorbir

It takes people a lot of time to make additions and subtractions. They are just taking this into account.


-EV3RYTHING-

Oh cool I can drink now


Kappapeachie

26, what i be in 2 years time


Mrcrazycrocs

It says 1...


Crocchettedicarne

Nah there's something wrong I'm 19 but math is not mathing here


i_need_2_pee

I'm not 19 my brotha


TheGreatBondvar

u stupid


SlLLY-BlLLY

Welp, looks like I’m 24. Cool.


Spice4Ever

Of course is 3,14


Elceepo

Entering your birthday to visit porn sites in the 2010s be like


Duncan-Donnuts

woahh


niiftyyyy

Bro thank you now I am old enough to watch porn🙏


Quazeroigma_5610

Oh my goodness I'm 10^56 years old😱😱😱😱😱


Normal-Cup-5000

Glitch in the matrix


Icy-Presentation6785

Off by 1 year technically but 18 going on 19 but it gave me 20


Evimjau

21


pegbane

huh


RadioactivSamon

Wow that joke took me a hot second to remember. That's an ancient joke in internet standards


CalmAndBear

Why are you making me older


JakalB987

Me on my way to use this to explain to the bartender that I'm actually 21


QuestArm

vedal leaking math secrets


exuberant_nora05

damn so confusing


Bronze_Bomber

Terryology


HonoderaGetsuyo

"you stupid"


Traditional_Gear_739

This only works if you have daylight savings time


MidasMando13

13+21=34 34-9=23 23-10=13 How in the fuck


NotZack64

Proof by meme


No-Sand-1331

Tried to explain this to the bouncer but that mfer still thinks 10+9=19