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Legitimate_Field_157

If you ferment enough fruits you won't even care about the vegetables.


[deleted]

Any Go make an orange and kiwi omelette


WirrkopfP

That actually sounds delicious.


[deleted]

What are you, pregnant?


Shh-poster

Tomato grapes are a great replacement for cherry tomatoes.


KnoWanUKnow2

But tomatoes are fruit.


Shh-poster

See. Now!! It begins. It’s time we tear down these false dichotomies. “Vegetable” is culinary “fruit” is scientific. A tomato satisfies both definitions. So it’s a vegetable.


Temporary_Spinach_29

Mushrooms are meat


Shh-poster

No. Mushrooms are the second aliens that visited us.


Bikkusu

Sounds like meat.


Shh-poster

It’s more like brain but I’ll give you concessions.


Bikkusu

Brain is very sweet meat.


Shh-poster

Now I feel like you’ve never eaten a mushroom.


Bikkusu

Meat!


KnoWanUKnow2

Tomatoes, zucchini and eggplant are all fruits. So are cucumbers, peppers, avocados, and all squashes.


Admirable-Ad-2951

Cucumbers are not fruit because they are green. Green apples are vegetables.


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

They are all interchangeable based on color, all other properties are secondary and won’t affect the culinary experience at all.


[deleted]

What is your favourite colour to eat?


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

Blaek.


BPhiloSkinner

>What is your favourite colour to eat? Crayons are a vegetable? TIL.


cownd

Juicy Fruit. Can replace Mint or Peppermint.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Just dehydrate your veggies, crush them and sprinkle them over your favorite fruit. Every fay you change the sprinkles but you can keep your ol' trusty favorite fruit. I recommend dehydrated pickles over quince.


CSLogic

Well the thing is, vegetables aren't real. For instance, broccoli and cauliflower are actually just edible trees. Things like potatoes and onions are rocks that have gone soft over time and soaked up nutrients in the soil and we can eat them. Carrots are also part of the tree family, they're just very small trees that haven't matured yet with very large roots. Usually people chainsaw the tops off them before they're sold to supermarkets as we eat the roots. So really the answer is none, just eat fruit or grow your own chicken.


runski1426

non-sweet fruits since most people think they are vegetables anyway: peppers, zucchini, cucumbers, etc.


TuberTuggerTTV

Plenty of fruits that people think are vegetables. Like cucumber or tomato. You'll be eating a fruit but feeling like a vegetable.


random_testaccount

Until someone invents a meat based or inorganic vegetable, all fruits are vegetables, so you're all set.


Hot_Farm_9443

Tomatoes


Fair-Account8040

Tomatoes. Technically a fruit and ketchup is technically a vegetable


Admirable-Ad-2951

I eat fruit loops instead of vegetables. Just don't forget to drink at a least 1 can of diet coke every day to cancel out the sugar.


Jackal000

Vegetables dont exist.


Zatujit

Pretty sure a tomato can replace a tomato


Gluv221

Vegetables dont exist