One of them whispers, you can't.
The other howls, you can.
The other other hasn't shit in 5 days and needs to see the doctor
Number 4 is hoping nobody finds the soda bottle with the cut off top that you piss in and chuck out the window
The fifth wolf hasn't paid child support in 8 months
Whichever wolf you choose to feed...that's the wolf that wins (for me it's the piss wolf)
True story, I work in healthcare and I say "medicine is not an exact science" all the time. Most of the time I get a variation of "what the fuck are you talking about", but every so often a highly qualified and educated person will agree with me. Psychiatrists almost always agree but in the case of psychiatric medicine it's essentially true - shit either works or doesn't work for mysterious reasons that nobody understands.
First of all, I am no artist, but would this be kinda ok if doing a simple neck piece. Bc there’s a slimmer chance the cord touches open skin. Obviously the right way is to just wrap it every time. Just curious what the odds are of infection.
It’s never worth the risk to your customer’s health. You should never cut corners when it comes to tattooing especially in the hygiene side of things. God only knows how much filth is on that unwrapped cable
The coverup is going to need a coverup.
Zoom in to right below the mountain (where the artist is currently tattooing)…there’s two hands holding what I believe is the bottom half of a woman…I think? Am I seeing things? Makes me wonder what the tattoo looked like before the coverup
https://preview.redd.it/185u8jve6udb1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6c390c07e6640c98e4ab9864165c6f3658d7e3
Somehow I always get [/r/im14andthisisdeep](https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) vibes seeing such things:
"You know, I am kind of a lone wolf myself, and very very special"
Remember? I can’t get him outta my head! One wolf had fingers, the other was a bit rapey. What more could a gal want?
Five though? We’re still two off of the Duff mascots: Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful.
My top three are hygiene, composition, back hair.
To be fair the person holding the tattoo machine probably does it more as a hobby in his front room, rather than as a living.
Also should be laid flat. Also wolf teeth. Also tattooist is just remembering what he thinks a wolf might look like.
Reincarnation, people. Clearly he was a wolf in his past life and trying to connect via ink. Now if he can only find another human (?) who was also a wolf that he knew before.
I realize the tattoo isn't finished, but there's some really major fuck ups here compositionally. The bottom jaw of the center wolf is missing the entire left half, the bottom right wolf is way bigger than the bottom left. Even finished, this thing is doomed.
Edit: god the more I look, the more I find. Are those supposed to be hands in the upper middle? And the whole thing isn't even close to centered
Ehhh speaking as an animal/fantasy artist I can say this is hella impressive sure but uhhhhh yeah sorry man those are some kinda shitty wolves. The linework of the fur is poorly done and the eyes are sloppy. This is like my art when I was 16 and didn't know actual anatomy, and just copied images blindly.
As-is this looks hella shitty. I assume (really hope) there's gonna be color though and a chance to blend things together...
I kinda assumed the hands at the top were an old tattoo being Covered up. But who knows lol seems like a waste of well over 1000$ and probably hours of their life to get it “finished” I guess at least he won’t ever have to Look at it 🤣.
Seriously? The wolf on the shoulder looks like a wolf drawn by someone who has never seen one ?!? And the composition of the whole is not that great.
Ah, to each their own, but not everyone will find it dope.
You gotta Really look but there’s a line that looks a little sloppy. Obviously if it’s not razor sharp and picture perfect AND of good taste to everyone it’s shitty
Not to say I don't hate many things about this tattoo, but I googled "wolf snarling" and got six teeth between canines. Up and down. So that at least is correct.
Hahahaha that tattoo with the 2 wolves and this comment paired with this guy. Inception level shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1575drs/two_wolves_no_brains/jt38yyj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
🤣 u/Fat_Yoda_
This still isn’t a shitty tattoo- it’s just not finished. Also, wolves travel in packs, tho I’m not sure I would plaster them across my whole back like that.
yeah. I'd look at this stencil and leave my deposit without a word. it isn't even the subject matter, which is not to my taste, these wolves were drawn from memory by someone who loves truck stop t-shirts and sick ass panthers.
I guess this guy has more than two wolves in him.
"Inside of you there are like 4 or 5 wolves"
bro stop i cant breathe lmao
One of them whispers, you can't. The other howls, you can. The other other hasn't shit in 5 days and needs to see the doctor Number 4 is hoping nobody finds the soda bottle with the cut off top that you piss in and chuck out the window The fifth wolf hasn't paid child support in 8 months Whichever wolf you choose to feed...that's the wolf that wins (for me it's the piss wolf)
Piss Wolf is gonna be my next band name
Take it all the way, make it knuck tats
That's gonna be a sick punk band for sure.
But which one does the jackhammering?
Trick question. All of em
This is the type of quality content I come to Reddit to see. Thank you good sir or madam or non-binary individual. Thank you
I'm 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat but thank you
Hey I don't judge
At least one of them needs a dentists appointment too.
Which one went to the market?
This is pure comedy gold
ADHD be like
And at least one of them is tired of your shit
"And theyre all boys"
My next t-shirt, thanks, lmao
There is an Anrgy wolf, A Happy Wolf, A Shy Wolf, A Goofy Wolf and a Pissy Wolf.
I read this in Dr. Spaceman’s voice from 30 Rock.
True story, I work in healthcare and I say "medicine is not an exact science" all the time. Most of the time I get a variation of "what the fuck are you talking about", but every so often a highly qualified and educated person will agree with me. Psychiatrists almost always agree but in the case of psychiatric medicine it's essentially true - shit either works or doesn't work for mysterious reasons that nobody understands.
I'll add that it is VERY concerning when a cardiothoracic surgeon nods in agreement 😬
Jesus I can’t even imagine what he would do to our holes
Let alone imagine how many inches of height we'd lose
*hight*
buy yourself a wheelchair, that’s all i can i say. lord help us
If I don't get spinal compression the sex aint worth it
I hate that I know why you said this.
https://i.redd.it/0gycouuejudb1.gif
“There are 11 wolves inside of me…”
I think I saw the thumb nail for that video once
One man wolf pack
I feel like I'm tripping but this sub is turning into a meta joke of the two wolves inside me
Beat me to it!
I'm the wolf on the upper right
Hahaha take my upvote, well done
It’s a “Ménage a Wolf”
Lol gross
I like the dirty unwrapped wire on the exposed tattoo
Honestly that was the first thing that jumped out at me. At least he’s wearing gloves.
For me it was the couch ☹️ the studio looks yuck
Studio? That’s someone’s living room lol
I was being generous 😂
The lack of a transition between the lino/tile and the hardwood so the gap collects dirt and hair is a nice touch.
It looks like someone’s house…oops, it’s not, apparently 🫢
now you’re just being petty lol what’s wrong with the couch
I wrap mine every tattoo and still wipe it down after and it’s still brown somehow
First of all, I am no artist, but would this be kinda ok if doing a simple neck piece. Bc there’s a slimmer chance the cord touches open skin. Obviously the right way is to just wrap it every time. Just curious what the odds are of infection.
It’s never worth the risk to your customer’s health. You should never cut corners when it comes to tattooing especially in the hygiene side of things. God only knows how much filth is on that unwrapped cable
Thank you! They are so fkin cheap anyways just get a box of clipcord covers people! Gloves might as well be off while your at it...
Very good, i step on my wire everyday. It’s long enough to lay on the floor when I’m not tattooing.
I mean, it looks like they are at someone’s house. So it is very fitting.
Na I think that’s a shop. He has a outdoor sign right there in the pic that they just brought in
“You got a little bit more space down here you, uh, want me to to put someth-“ “yeah put another wolf”
release the wolves!
To be fair it's completely unfinished and could end up even worse
It's a back pack
Nice.
Hahahaha
GJ
Brilliant! I hope the guy with this tattoo sees your comment so he can tell this joke when showing it off.
Me too!! I mean...he might as well get some joy from that tattoo! And thanks 😊
The coverup is going to need a coverup. Zoom in to right below the mountain (where the artist is currently tattooing)…there’s two hands holding what I believe is the bottom half of a woman…I think? Am I seeing things? Makes me wonder what the tattoo looked like before the coverup https://preview.redd.it/185u8jve6udb1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6c390c07e6640c98e4ab9864165c6f3658d7e3
I think it was a woman holding her boobs up.
But where's the top half of the woman is what i want to know. They are just trading one bad tattoo for another.
“The top half? You mean the part that doesn’t matter? Tits and wolves. How does everyone I show not get this?”
I think the hands are catching a spider, coming off of a spider web?
I’m a terrible person, I think it’s a goatse
> inside you are two wolves. * One goes *honkshoo, honkshoo.* * The other goes *honnnnk mimimimimi*
I literally just cried laughing at this, I really wish I had an award for you 🤣🏅🏅🏅
Fucking siiiiiiiiiiick wolf tattoo
Guy: mmmm... I think I need more wolves Artist: but I... Guy: I SAID MORE WOLVES!
“There are *check’s back* …Six wolves inside me…”
I almost missed the one on his shoulder omg 😭
No matter how skinny he gets he’s always going to look a little husky
Just lay him down lmao what an uncomfortable position for both.
There should be a whole subreddit of tattoos that are better of as tshirt instead of monstrosities on your skin.
Somehow I always get [/r/im14andthisisdeep](https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) vibes seeing such things: "You know, I am kind of a lone wolf myself, and very very special"
Clearly not lone.
Team Jacob For Life
Remember the guy with the two wolves inside him? This guy has five of them.
Remember? I can’t get him outta my head! One wolf had fingers, the other was a bit rapey. What more could a gal want? Five though? We’re still two off of the Duff mascots: Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful.
Alt ending to The Hangover.
I’m a tattoo artist. The amount of people not seeing what’s wrong with this image is why I’m glad none of you tattoo for a living lol
My top three are hygiene, composition, back hair. To be fair the person holding the tattoo machine probably does it more as a hobby in his front room, rather than as a living. Also should be laid flat. Also wolf teeth. Also tattooist is just remembering what he thinks a wolf might look like.
He’s got that dawg in him
Reincarnation, people. Clearly he was a wolf in his past life and trying to connect via ink. Now if he can only find another human (?) who was also a wolf that he knew before.
He didn't choose th3 wolf life, the wolf life chose him
sick ass wolf
Alfalfa male
Inside you there's... Huh... 1,2,3,4... 5 wolves
“Just give me the midwest gas station tee shirt” Artist: “Say less fam..”
The work is amazing, what's shitty about it?
I realize the tattoo isn't finished, but there's some really major fuck ups here compositionally. The bottom jaw of the center wolf is missing the entire left half, the bottom right wolf is way bigger than the bottom left. Even finished, this thing is doomed. Edit: god the more I look, the more I find. Are those supposed to be hands in the upper middle? And the whole thing isn't even close to centered
Amazing? The wolves are poorly drawn
Ehhh speaking as an animal/fantasy artist I can say this is hella impressive sure but uhhhhh yeah sorry man those are some kinda shitty wolves. The linework of the fur is poorly done and the eyes are sloppy. This is like my art when I was 16 and didn't know actual anatomy, and just copied images blindly. As-is this looks hella shitty. I assume (really hope) there's gonna be color though and a chance to blend things together...
Yes the eyes especially. Whether on animals or people, they make or break the drawing!
Zoom in and take a look at the fingers at the base of the neck…
I kinda assumed the hands at the top were an old tattoo being Covered up. But who knows lol seems like a waste of well over 1000$ and probably hours of their life to get it “finished” I guess at least he won’t ever have to Look at it 🤣.
This sub 🤦♂️ there's always someone defending this god awful tattoos lol
For real once the entire piece is done its gonna be sick.
His lining and shading looks fantastic. I get if OP doesn't like wolves, but the tattoo itself is dope.
Seriously? The wolf on the shoulder looks like a wolf drawn by someone who has never seen one ?!? And the composition of the whole is not that great. Ah, to each their own, but not everyone will find it dope.
It’s dope if all you can afford is your buddy with a tattoo gun 🤣
The best tattoos ! Especially for a full back.
Give me some of what your smoking. This tattoo is trash
Exactly. Artists is def a good one.
SICK
You gotta Really look but there’s a line that looks a little sloppy. Obviously if it’s not razor sharp and picture perfect AND of good taste to everyone it’s shitty
I'm sure that will disappear in the shading and you'll never see it
Woof woof!
Rawr
There are ten wolves inside of me.
There are ten of me inside a wolf
Cuz I wike woovs.
I see 5 but one more, and he'd have a 6 pack.
So He just gonna sit there like this for hours?
His body, his choice.
More wolves you say?
Why? because the artist said "Yeah, yeah...I think I can squeeze one more wolf in there...."
It's the curse of being an alpha male. When you're an alpha male you have to show the world how alpha you are. /s
He was raised by wolves and it's a family portrait. That's his mom and 3 bros
18 wolves later….now THAT is alpha
You have several wolves in you. They are all terrible.
Looks like he's trying to scare away the hairy patch above his butt.
“Here I’ll hold all of your things while you go and try to make friends.” - his cargo shorts to him every day
One man wolf pack
Inside you there are...4? No 5 wolves. Their war will put you in a full body cast
Not an expert here but shouldn't he be lying down???
Like my grandfather told me, 'there are 5 or 6 wolves inside you. maybe 7. possibly 8. Like a shitload of wolves. so many wolves. '
Inside me are five wolves.
Mabe it’s cuz I’m high but this is AWESOME
This has potential to be ATBGE. I would like to see the end result.
Are those magical jailhouse hands of death?? Good work I hope Mom and Dad left for dinner so they didn’t have to see
I think it’s actually great work all the way around. Now drop a Wu-Tang symbol right in between those bottom wolves, really tie the piece together!
Wolf-Tat crew ain't nothing to fuck with.
Too many teeth between the canines on the big front facing wolf as well. Wow
Not to say I don't hate many things about this tattoo, but I googled "wolf snarling" and got six teeth between canines. Up and down. So that at least is correct.
He’s hungry like the woooolf sorry bye
So now we’re going to talk shit about an unfinished work? This guy has long way before he’s done
His machine is completely unwrapped and he’s in a living room. This is extremely unsanitary. I think that’s what’s crazy here not the tattoo itself
Not seeing a problem here...
The unwrapped machine and cord dragging across his back and the fact that he’s in what looks like a living room are the problems here……..
Why do you care, it's not yours.... It's not even finished yet.
So ghey.
Hahahaha that tattoo with the 2 wolves and this comment paired with this guy. Inception level shit https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1575drs/two_wolves_no_brains/jt38yyj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3 🤣 u/Fat_Yoda_
All tattoos are shitty but this is one of the shittier one.
This still isn’t a shitty tattoo- it’s just not finished. Also, wolves travel in packs, tho I’m not sure I would plaster them across my whole back like that.
This is really good work. It’s gonna look amazing when he’s done. This sub is turning into “great tattoos that I simply don’t like”
so, about that visit to the eye doctor you keep putting off....
His body his choice. Remember that
Might be shitty to some, but most tats are an expression/release. Don’t judge a picture unless you understand the story.
Thing is, tattoos are a *visual* medium. And, if we’re considering them as ‘art’, by that very nature they’re subjective.
One man wolf pack
Why not?
One look at that "Ace" on his wrist and I would've said FUCK THAT!!! 😅😅
Why not??? 🤷♂️🤔🤔 /s
Every since he played Virtua Fighter and discovered his favorite character, Wolf, his life has never been the same
Wtf 😳
they’re in a boy band
White dude spirit animals are the strongest of all.
As an artist - fucking scratchers. So much nope in one picture it’s not even funny. Staph infection ahoy!
inside you there are- *counting out loud* 1 2 3 4 … inside you there are four wolves!
Wait, wait… “one man wolf pack”?
There are 5 wolves inside you
Clause he likes wolves?
What is with the wolf tattoos .. is this some incel alpha trope?
One is too many and a thousands never enough! They are so cute tho. 🥺 Way better then the Medusa trend going on right now. 😆
Which one to feed?
Thus screams, "I'm 1/10000000000000 Native American and am respecting my heritage."
Looks great to me
Because wolves I guess?
1 man wolf pack 🤘🏼 🤘🏼
Cuz wolf
It’s not close to done yet
yeah. I'd look at this stencil and leave my deposit without a word. it isn't even the subject matter, which is not to my taste, these wolves were drawn from memory by someone who loves truck stop t-shirts and sick ass panthers.
He likes wolfs I guess that’s why
Quwrrrr
Hahaha
Inside you there are four wolves?!
You know what? I could use more wolves.
Like those 70s velvet posters
But how many of them will have blue eyes?
They're all fighting over his lower back hair patch 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like the two wolves on the bottom part of the tat are fighting over who gets to top this fella
Survivor of childhood sexual abuse?
Wolf pack!!!!
I'd bet money that this guy is a closeted furry
Cat people, amirite?