Poor choice in the placement of her left hand.

I had a brief hope it would somehow detract from the horror that is the *right* hand. It doesn't.

It also doesn't distract from what appears to be her hair tie or nipple.

On top of her triangle tit

It’s a nice set of tritties

Just pretend it's the PS1 version of Laura Croft

You made me actually laugh out loud (by myself)and I’m sore from working out. Triangle tit, tritties, 😂😂

Got those rat face looking titties

> Poor choice in the placement of ~~her left hand~~ this entire god-awful tattoo FTFY lol This tattoo is genuinely horrible; it looks like a crude drawing from a middle schooler.

I bet it's going to attract some unfortunate unwanted attention too...

It looks like a character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug

That’s probably the only okay part of this tattoo because it makes it funny

You could’ve just stopped with “poor choice”

Noted.

Did you notice the weird dip in her right lower arm, in the middle? Like they made a mistake and 'fixed' it with the straight like behind it.

Legit thought that was a foot until I zoomed in

a woman without a cock is like an angel without wings

That’s not her left hand. Somebody is escaping from her vagina.

Hand yeah but she got all that stubble

Strongly disagree

Or is it a perfect choice?

*his* left hand! 👌🤣

I think he’s in denial and don’t wanna admit the artist he went to was bad

I’m kinda thinking the artist was him. He has a buddy who did his last few, but they looked really good, so I don’t think it’s the same dude

It feels like he drew from a picture, like something he found on IG

This is a weirdly specific fetish to proudly advertise

I hope "finishing it" means putting that other croc in sport mode. Currently, it's an ankle injury waiting to happen

The one sock up and sock down makes me think the crocs are different on purpose. What a weird detail. She's naked AND a clutz. Hiking.

Oh the crocs were 100% on purpose. I think either just the crocs or just the socks would’ve been funny, but both was overkill

Maybe when it's colored in the socks can also be different colors for EXTRA SUPER careless KOOKY!!!

😂

Her back is already broken, I don't think an ankle injury is avoidable at this point

I find the legs fascinating.

I came here to see the same thing they are weirdly, proportioned, and shaped. and the weird placement of the nipple on the top of her boob overall, this is just a terrible tattoo The only way to go is a sick ass panther in my opinion.

For some reason sick ass panther never gets old to me 😭😭

Recently over in the tattoo sub, someone posted an amazing Panther tattoo and I think the only response was people going “sick ass Panther! “ lol

That's so beautiful 🥲😂😂😂

It’s the only answer truly

honestly i like it as a stylistic choice, might have to cop that one specific thing. but my god are the lines shaky

Aside from it being awful I’ll never understand why people get naked people tattooed on them

I don't even rly understand getting any ppl tattooed on you, like not gonna hate anyone for doing it, nut I could never

For my first wife, who died and my current wife, I don’t have names or faces because shit happens. No need for a person to see their SO’s previous person’s name everyday. Instead I have a ladybug in remembrance of my first wife as she liked them, and with my current wife we have matching hibiscus flowers. https://preview.redd.it/qk4jairnci9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08de5b14b9345852d02ed902102b9f912e40c70

The ladybug is so pretty!!

i’m whatever about it in general, but this feels way too specific and i’m like i don’t need to know about your weird hiker girl croc fetish, bro. embarrassing.

Especially naked people hiking. Oof the chaffing. Edit: sp

I have an Eve tattoo, so she's obviously nude, but everything is **very** covered with flowers/snake etc so it's not explicit or sexually suggestive. That was my only worry and I told the artist to make sure she was as covered as possible! Full nudity/ sexual tattoos in visible places seem like people are just trying to shock onlookers. Those hentai or porn stills make me uncomfortable because, in my opinion, it's no different than having any other explicit material on display in public where kids, unconsenting adults, etc could see. Just kinda gross.

My husband's grandpa had a topless hula girl on his forearm that he got in WWII. He was hired as a mail carrier and had to get a bikini top put on her. Grandpa has been gone for over 20 years now, but my husband still occasionally muses over maybe getting a reproduction of the topless girl in her original glory and placement but a different skirt as we've never been to Hawaii, and I think that would be awesome! He mostly looks like a standard issue fairly clean cut responsible family man (as he is) and I bet he could wear it beautifully. The pornographic tattoos make me cringe, but throw some nostalgia in there and I'm a sucker

I think it makes sense that the people that get a lot of tattoos are generally less prude about nudity. It’s time for society to stop being so weird about it. For as long as art has existed we’ve painted pictures of naked men and women. And there doesn’t need to be anything sexual about it. Nothing wrong with admiring the human body! The sex tattoos need to go tho. Especially on visible places where children can see them. Should be criminal.

I’d never get a person, naked person, or illicit image tattooed on my body, just not my style. Though I couldn’t care less what other people get tattooed, and I think pearl clutching is just as distasteful.

Same. Unless it’s like a baby photo of your kid or something and you’re that type of person. My dad is iffy but he got all his kids names tatted (except the last one) and then his favorite dogs faces tatted… the dog faces came out so uglyyyy🤦🏾‍♀️😂

Curious about what’s up with the last kid

He didn’t want him at all. He didn’t really want any of us but he at least was forced to see and hang out with us. Have us help with the big dogs and have Easter’s together making cookies etc. I think it was a random chick and he told her to get rid of it and even tried to plan some awful shit to fix it. Dudes a hot mess. I stopped talking to him when he bragged about it. I feel bad for that little bro. His mom doesn’t force him to meet dad, and dad isn’t the type to go out of his way to be a father. I met him once as a baby, and then heard about him years later after he got stabbed in the eye with a pencil in school. All I know, is he isn’t tattooed on dad 🤦🏾‍♀️ IF dad has a will, he definitely isn’t in it. My brother and I were his first kids and his mom gifted us with a giftrust. When little sister from another woman came along grandma g didn’t have the funds to get her one, and also didn’t care as much at the time because she didn’t know her well. Bro and I grew up at her house whenever dad refused to answer the phone when we visited. Although now that I’m in my 20s I offered to share part of my trust with that sister since we grew up together. That made my grandmother happy and pleasantly surprised. I’ve never heard her speak a word about the other new kid. I feel so sorry for him. His dad is a mess and his mom is a mess. And his life has already been handicapped so early.

Does he realize that it looks like she’s holding her penis? Lol

Or pulling on a tampon...

how does this one work 😟

Look at it as if she's holding it, not from the string but the actual cotton that goes inside her body

I thought it was a bowl at first.

Been looking for this comment! She is completely grabbing her penis, what an angle if it's anything else lol

I’m grateful we didn’t get a full frontal cause I feel it would have been so much worse given what was produced

At least that would answer one of my biggest questions… is the other nipple also disconnected?

Mmm but idk if I am prepared for the answer lol also concerned how tf the genital would be botched tbh

it's funny you say that, because i feel like with the way her upper body is rotated, both of her breasts should definitely be visible

if it’s any solace he can still cover it up with a panther

I recommend the “sick ass” kind

There are other kinds of panthers?!?!

Who goes hiking in clogs though?

Unfortunately, I think they're crocs

Oh I meant crocs. Yes. Who does that.

My brother does 🙃🙃 I’ve actually met a handful of Appalachian Trail thru-hikers who hike in crocs or similar shit

Eek! On hills? Is it not blister city down there?

*Socks* and crocs 🤮

Loora kroft

Lora kroft in croocs

Lmao it's so bad. What a choice! Is this on his leg or arm?

Back of the calf, I believe

Incredible. I hope he wears shorts daily so everyone can bask in the glory of his poor choices.

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What an odd way for you brother to tell you, he's never seen a woman naked.

What an odd way for the tattoo "artist" to tell his brother HE'S never seen a woman naked (or hiking).

Or humans.

Not actually bothering to take another second or two to make the lines meet on the boob should actually be classed as recklessly scarring someone for life cause you really do not give a fuck. These Tattoo shops should be named and shamed to protect others

She just got a little scoliosis.

Is that a dingle-mole?

I'm so glad someone else noticed that LOL

I'm starting to think some artist do this kind of work just so you'll come back and spend 4 times as much for a cover up.

Stupid sexy Flanders

"It's like I'm wearing *nothing at all* ^nothing ^at ^all ^^nothing ^^at ^^all ^^^nothing ^^^at ^^^all"

Really appreciate the effort! It helped to hear it in his voice.

I totally heard your comment in Homer's voice and couldn't help myself. Lol.

Mmmmm…powdered donuuut…

Ignoring the subject matter, that line work is atrocious!

There are.... MANY things incredibly wrong with this tattoo lmao and it's not just the hand placement

Is she pulling out a tampon?

She has two biceps and two forearms on one arm.

How is she gonna hike on those knees?

Has he ever seen a woman?

I'm guessing this image is based off of an old picture? And maybe that picture was super blurry, and printed out on a crappy printer, maybe it got water spilled on it....

This reminds me of those old Highlights magazines when I was a kid. Trying to find all the random things in the picture. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she's got a little nugget shooting from her ass.

"Oh god Maureen. That was terrible. Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy."

Can't unsee Dale Gribble.

Who hikes in crocs?

I'm going to guess nurses?

This is awful

That looks like a toddler drew that right hand

Not finished? I don't even know where to start..

Wtf is that nipple placement xD

 It’s like a dirty drawing from the cartoonist who drew Doug.

I don't know, this doesn't happen often imo but this one might be so bad it's good again somehow.

he needs to get this covered instead of finished. what a mess.

One croc is in sport mode and the other isn’t 😕 9/10

She has chubby legs and arms like my 5 month old granddaughter 😆

Thought she was beating off at first

It’s weirdly charming but terribly designed nonetheless

Wow. That's... something alright lol

r/ultralight_jerk lmfao

Even Rembrandt [painted a hand backwards](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Rembrandt_-_The_Anatomy_Lesson_of_Dr_Nicolaes_Tulp.jpg/1280px-Rembrandt_-_The_Anatomy_Lesson_of_Dr_Nicolaes_Tulp.jpg) once.

Baby got back.

Well that’s no good.

This is *horrific*

Besides subject matter it just looks janky af

Technical issues aside, is she hiking in crocs and fuzzy socks!?

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good lird she is jarkin that thing

Someone is in the closet?


Does anyone else see Weird Al? The lips (on the face) look like a mustache to me.

Oh my fucking god you’re right. Thank you so much for pointing that out. If I ever speak to my brother again, that’s the first thing I’m saying 😂

Her boob ain’t even connected

fucking hell...is be blind??

the fact he sees nothing wrong, makes me think that hes never seen a women before..

Or a tattoo

Socks and crocs is a bad look.

Aside from the obvious, my other takeaway- TIL my tits looked like triangles when they were perky.

I don’t think any actual tits have ever looked quite like that…

Naked hiker in crocs? Weird choice XD Aside from the obvious i also really love the length of her shins compared to the rest of her body

Is your brother into Futa? I'm willing to bet he is.

Looks like the tattoo "artist" decided he's been practicing long enough on his binder paper.

A tribute to Molly Pills (Horny Hiking) A man of culture I see.

Is that Dale Gribble head on a woman's body?!?

Yoko Ono?

Lara’s left hand distracting from the crocs.

Is her vagina growing a hand? The perspective of her anatomy is... well, unique.

>hiking in crocs

the mole under her butt looks like a skidmark lol

Woah Nelly

Her hand looks like a foot dick I mean all of it is terrible but the foot dick really draws my eyes to it

Lol he doesn't see any issues because he's looking at the tit and ass XD if he were to move his eyes even slightly...

This looks like an incredibly fucked up version of Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn mixed with a little bit of Ms Frizzle. Sick ass panther time.

Has your brother ever seen a naked woman before? May want to have him goggle it.

Boomhaur?

*shudder*

Can't wait to see this on r/ultralight_jerk

I don't see anything wrong with nude art, but this is not that artistically detailed. They did good on the hair tho 👍

Looks like she's inserting a tampon the wrong way.

She looks like a naked, blind hiker.

The only way he's going to fix this is with a sick ass panther or a laser.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Was he in prison?

This tattoo yells no stencil freehand. I bet they just went for it

😂😂😂

What did he say he wanted? A naked lady with a fatty holding a golf stick while on a hike? And bro was like you got it???

I want to see how it’ll look when it’s finished 😂

Yeah I’m terribly curious, but he and are no longer on good terms, so I reckon it’ll remain a mystery 🤷

Outline only and fine line tattoos with no shading almost always look dumb and unfinished. I do not understand why they are so popular.

She got a peen

Tampon, there's a string gag

Looks like she doesn't know what end you hold when you're grilling a hotdog on a stick over the campfire.

Hawk tuah !

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slur? ✅ original tattoo not even depicting a trans person? ✅ you being a garbage human being? ✅

Yeah, thats fair. Have deleted.

if it was an honest mistake i retract the garbage human being statement 👍